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BlackFunkyChic
Name:
Dani
Age:
29
Gender:
Female
Location:
on the murder scene livin life

Member since October 1st, 2008

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About

hey there people im a pretty random person see there it goes again wee bye bye no im not insane!!Ok maybe i am!! well okay maybe a little bit insane but hey thats just me!!


lil bit bout me :
im dani im from north wales im 14 i love my chemical romance ( never would have gussed would you) im kinda obbssed
i hope to be a singer when im older so then i can be as good as gerrad!!

some of my fave bands n artists are:
my chemical romance ( of course )
fall out boy
three days grace
bowling for soup
30 seconds to mars
Simple Plan
McFly
Abba
Cascada
tokio hotel
panic to the disco
Rhianna
ne-yo
ida maria
paramore
the used
go audio
jonas brothers
Lostprophets.
Muse.
Dashboard Confessional.
HIM.
Bullet For My Valentine.
30 Seconds To Mars.
Guns N' Roses.
Iron Maiden.
Kill Hannah
Metcalica
apocalittica
the lancashire hotpots - Oh no, he's turned emo!!!

Flims & TV Programmes

Camp rock
the upcoming Twilight
The Messengers
Ghost Whisperer
Don't Mess With The Zohan
Saw 1,2,3,4
Harry Potter Saga
M*A*S*H saga
Red Dwarf saga
The Chronicles of Narnia
Hairspray
American Pie
Hilary Duff Movies
the Olsen Twins Movies
Pirates Of The Carribean
Kill Bill
I, Robot
Coyote Ugly
I Know Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
Musicals
Angus, Thongs n Perfect Snogging
n aload mr but can't think of em @ the mo!!! lol!!!

Im in love with all these people:
gerard arthur way ( mr sexy )
mikey james way ( mr hotte )
frank antony iero ( mr cute )
suz ( MCRhyl me bezzie in life and in ino world! )
Taz ( luvs black nail varnish, lipstick and of course the colour BLACK)
all the old emmanuel crew and the new rhyl high crew !!
and everyone else i cant be bovverd to mention you I still love you all!

i hate : Posers fakers TEENIES (like omg your gerled wayne) pink chavs mcr haters and R&b music!

im a proud member of the black parade and a solider in the mcrmy

10 Commandments of The Black Parade

1. Thou shall accept death as it comes
2. Thou shall sing and march without question
3. Thou shall face fear and regret
4. Thou shall let go of thy dreams
5. Thou shall give blood
6. Thou shall not fear thy sins
7. Thou shall protect thy brother in arms
8. Thou shall darken thy clothes
9. Thou shall not walk this world alone
10. Thou shall carry on!


laura: ( talking about leeches) eww i hate things that suck blood
me: do you hate vampires?
laura: sorta
me: okay ill put my fangs away ill tell amy you hate us then
laura : shut up
me: do you hate bats
laura: ye there horrible
me ( peeks into bag ) : its alright mikey she didnt mean it
laura : your so weird who is mikey?
me: my bat
laura : your weird keep mikey away form me i hate bats * walks away looking at me i na freakish way*
amy: hey whats up with her
me: i dunno i told her about us
amy: whats she got against us and let me guess she said summin bout mikey?
me : yeah how dare she insult my bat
( me pics out my criket bat out of my pe bag )
amy : *bursts out laughing* i cant belive she thought you had a real bat
me: i know
me: btw hows bob and billie ?
amy: ohh there fine *picks out hockey balls from pe bag *
both : *laughing*
yes I named my cricket bat and I named my hockey stick (gerard's my hockey stick)
THIS ALL DID HAPPEN ON MAY 24TH

do you know what your name means ,cause i know what mine mean

D : one in a million.
A : You like to drink
N: you like to drink ALOT.
I : Great in bed.
E : Great in bed.
L : Unbelievably great in bed.
L : Unbelievably great in bed.
A : You like to drink

L : Unbelievably great in bed.
O: awesome kisser
U : You are really silly.
I : Great in bed.
S : Easy to fall in love with.
E : Great in bed.

M : Great in bed.
E : Great in bed.
E : Great in bed.

This is my friends name calculated to:-

C : You are really silly.
H:You have a very good personality,looks and a very good kisser
L : Unbelievably great in bed.
O: awesome kisser
E : Great in bed.

O: awesome kisser
L : Unbelievably great in bed.
I : Great in bed.
V : You are not judgemental.
I : Great in bed.
A : You like to drink

M : Great in bed.
I : Great in bed.
N: you like to drink ALOT.
C : You are really silly.
H:You have a very good personality,looks and a very good kisser
E : Great in bed.
R : Fuckin Crazy.(in a fun way)

S : Easy to fall in love with.
H:You have a very good personality,looks and a very good kisser
E : Great in bed.
R : Fuckin Crazy.(in a fun way)
I : Great in bed.
D : one in a million.
A : You like to drink
N: you like to drink ALOT.

and here is the key!
A : You like to drink
B : You like people.
C : You are really silly.
D : one in a million.
E : Great in bed.
F : You are dead sexy
G : You never let people tell you what to do.
H:You have a very good personality,looks and a very good kisser
I : Great in bed.
J : People Adore you
K : You're wild and crazy.
L : Unbelievably great in bed.
M : Great in bed.
N: you like to drink ALOT.
O: awesome kisser
P : You are popular with all types of people.
Q : You are a hypocrite.
R : Fuckin Crazy.(in a fun way)
S : Easy to fall in love with.
T : You're loyal to those you love.
U : You are really silly.
V : You are not judgemental.
W : You are very broad minded.
X : You never let people tell you what to do.
Y : Great in bed.
Z : Always ready.......

92% of the teen population would be dead if
Abercrombie and Fitch decided breathing wasn't cool!!

~Put this is your profile if you are one of the
8% who would be laughing hysterically instead

***If you have ever pushed on a door that said "PULL" copy and paste this on to your homepage****
Ive done this so many times!!

Hey, check out ur star sign!!!

VIRGO: The Whore

Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget. Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness.Great kisser. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.



SCORPIO: The lover

Can be mean somtimes. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

Thats Me!!!

LIBRA: The sex addict

Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing n Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? not the kind of person you wanna fuck with... u might end up crying... the most irresistible.Rare 2 find. Funny. Talkitive. Erotic. Smart. loves sports. gets what he/she wants. Loves to be in a relationship. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.



ARIES: The Sexiest

Outgoing. Lovable. Spontanious. Not one to fuck with. Erotic. Funny. Take you on trips to the moon in bed. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY sexy. Loves being in long relationships.=) Addictive. Loud. best in bed. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost.


AQUARIUS: Does it in the water

Trustworthy. Sexy. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic and funny. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock the shit out of u. The best and biggest freak in bed! Considered to be a "G". 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.


GEMINI: Ultra Sexy

Nice. Love is one of a kind. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you the fuck out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING.Horny. Freak in Bed. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. ULTRA SEXY. THE MOST IRRESISTABLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.


LEO: wild in bed

Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at shit. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Loyal.Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Great when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.



CANCER: Most Amazing Kisser

Very high sex appeal. Great in bed!!! Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak in bed. Spontaneous. Great tellin stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.


PISCES: The Piece of ass

Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very high SEX appeal. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to keep. Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a good way. Super good in bed. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A partner for life. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.



CAPRICORN: The passionate Lover

Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irrestible, awesome kisser.gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. Very sexy. Coolest. Loves to own Gemini's in sports.Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first. So you'll never forget. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.



TAURUS: The Freak in bed

Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long relationships Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Sexy as ...u no!..... Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn. Sexual as ......... Most caring person you will ever meet! One of a kind. Not one to fuck with. Are the most sexiest people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost.



SAGITTARIUS. The Sexy one

Spontaneous. Horny. Freak in Bed. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. The one. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Most caring person you will ever meet! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost
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read this
okay so a guy is near the end of his senior year in high school.
Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger
brother who is only 9 years old.
One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun.
They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already
asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up
to the top bunk. As you might expect things start to heat up.
The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells
his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if
she wants a new position.

Lettuce!!!

Tomato!!!

Lettuce!!!

Tomato!!!

Lettuce!!!

Tomato!!!

She screams.

Lettuce!!!

Tomato!!!

Whoa!!!!

PULL IT OUT!!!

PULL IT OUT NOW!!!

I can't get pregnant!

Next day the little brother says to his big brother "you were making sandwiches last night". The big brother replied"how did you no"? The little brother says" Coz i licked up the mayo"!!!!!

Ha, Ha!!! Disgustin ain't it!!!

I believe homophobia is GAY!!!!!!!!!!! WHY SHOULD YOU VIEW SOMEONE DIFFERENTLY JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE INTERESTED IN OTHER GUYS/GIRLS?!?!?!? IT'S FUCKING RETARDED!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE...OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES FOR ONCE AND TAKE A GOOD LOOK AROUND YOU...GAYS, LESBIANS, AND BI-SEXUALS ARE NORMAL HUMAN BEINGS TOO!!!!!!!! FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!!!! k, I think I've made my point.

READ THIS
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didnt have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends im a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them. I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson" ---IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS

Stereotyping

I am the girl who dresses in all black and never got to finish middle school because I was called emo everyday.
I am the friend afraid to tell you that I'm bisexual, because you'de leave me for it.
I am the girl who loves to read and is pushed into the corner and beat up because of what I love to do.
I am no one. Just the kid that was pushed to far at school for being emo and cut a little too deep.
I'm the teenager who was kicked out of her house because I was caught hugging my girlfriend.
I am the woman who commited suicide just before I graduated highschool. Since I'm a CheerLeader, no one suspected it was coming.
I am the best friend who just found out she has AIDS, and is afraid to tell her parents because she'll be considered gay. My parents would never accept me if I was.
I am the athlete evryone expects to be perfect, when in reality I'm sneaking heroin between games.
I am the girl who is called a slut everyday because I can't afford to buy new clothes every year. My skirt doesn't cover what I want it to.
I am the sibling forced to clean their sister's blood off of the carpet. Why didn't I see it coming?
I am the boy who wakes up crying because the bruises my parents gave me hurt so much, but aren't even noticed because I'm always wearing the baggy clothes the kids in gangs wear.
I am the girl who got raped at twelve and am considered a whore because of it.
I am the gullible parent who let my child hurt themselves. No one can know this. We have to keep this secret. We have to be
-----------------------PICTURE
----------------------PERFECT...

If you believe stereotyping is wrong, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!!!




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Suicide

Life is impossible. Suicide is your way out. Fine -- but before you kill yourself, consider these facts

Suicide is not usually successful.

You know a guaranteed way? Ask the 25yr old who tried to electrocute himself.
He lived. But, both of his arms are gone.

What about jumping? Ask John.
He used to be intelligent, with an engaging sence of humor.
That was before he lept from a building. Now, he's brain damaged and will always need care.
He staggers and has seizures. He lives in a fog. But, worst of all, he knows he used to be normal.

What about pills? Ask the 12yr old with extensice liver damage from an overdose.
Have you ever seen anyone die of liver damage? You turn yellow. It's a hard way to go.

What about a gun?
Ask the 24yd old who shot himself in the head.
Now he drags one leg, has a useless arm and has no vision or hearing on one side.
He lived through his "foolproof" suicide.

You might too. But .. who will clean your blood off the carpet or scrape your brains from the ceiling?
Commercial cleaning companies may refuse the job
-- but someone has to do it. Who will cut you down from where you hung yourself, or identify your bloated body after you've drowned? :
Your father?
Your mother?
Your sister or brother?
The carefully worded "loving" suicide note is of no help. Those who loved you will never completely recover.
They'll feel regret and an unending pain.

Suicide is contagious. Look around your family.
You do have other choices. There are people you can help you through this crisis.
Call a hotline. Call a friend. Call a doctor or hospital. Call the police.
They will tell you there's hope. Maybe in a phone call this weekend. But what you're seeking could be just a minute, a month, or a day away.

You say you don't want to be stopped?
Still want to do it?
Well, then, I may see you in the psychiatric ward later.
And we'll work with whatever you have left. There's always someone who will be there for you to talk things through even if it seems like no one is there for you.
Everything will get better, and it will be okay.

So whenever you are going to pick up that knife, or razor,
just think about all the people you are leaving behind, all the memories, and all the good times.
IF THIS TOUCHES YOU, REPOST IT
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***If you have ever pushed on a door that said "PULL" copy and paste this on to your homepage****
Ive done this so many times!!


Dance like noones watchin
Sing like noones listenin
and love like youve never been hurt


READ THIS WHOLE THING. IT'S SO DANG TRUE* 1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for you. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. If not for you, someone may not be living. 8. You are special and unique. 9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world. 12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it. 13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. 14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know. 15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great. Add this as a comment to ten of your friends tonight and at midnight your true love will find you. Something good will happen to you at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. Whoever breaks this chain letter will be cursed with 10 relationship problems for the next ten years tag ur it!! this is so scary!!! send this to 15 ppl in the next 143 min. and then press F6 and your crushes name will appear in big letters!! it is so scary because it works.... but if you break the chain

*Actually, it's not...



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so give me a shot to remember and you can take all the pain away from me you kiss I will surrender the sharpest lives are the deadliest to lead


You Know You're an MCR Fan When...

1. You have at least one MCRSavedMyLife story
2.When someone says "'fro," you say "Ray Toro!"
3.When someone says "Chemical," or "Romance," you think..."MCR!"
4. When you think of New Jersey, you think of Belleville.
5. When someone talks about St. Helena, Montana, you think Helena.
6. You've had their CD for two weeks and iTunes says it's been played at least 46 times.
7. You have mixed feelings about the Used. Bert? Or Gerard?
8. You wake up at two AM thinking about Mikey.
9. You view Alicia Simmons as the new Adrienne Armstrong.
10. You truly believe the Black Parade will come to you when you die (Hello Gerard!)
11. You believe they should hire you to be in all their videos since you dance to the songs like nobody's business.
12. Black is your favorite color.
13. The only reason you watch 24 is so you can have something in common with Ray.
14. It pains you to watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force because of the rejection it caused Gerard.
15. You know Bob is a fuzzy bunny and Frank is a princess.
16. You wouldn't mind watching Gerard draw all day.
17. You count the days to and from your MCR concerts.
18. You have their tour schedule on a Word Document on your computer.
19. You've written at least one fanfic.
20. You'd join the TMNT, just to be with Bob.
21. You wouldn't mind Gerard and Mikey smellling like **** if it meant you got to go on tour with them!
22. You'd offer Frank your shower at 3 AM.
23. Even your parents know the words to Welcome to the Black Parade
24. You dye your hair like Gerard did a few years ago and lament as that random red splotch at the back of your head fades away.
25.You scream when your parents accidentally throw away the review of the show you went to a week before. Then you immediately get it off the internet.
26. None of your friends like them but they could probably write a book on them you talk about them so much.
27. You've Googled their high schools.
28. You adhere to the MCR Bible, the Ten Commandments of the Black Parade, the Ten Commandments of Gerard Way and the Ten Commandments of a Chemical Romantic.
29. You don't care anymore when people call them emo because you know they're not.
30. You'd cut off Bob and Ray's hair if it meant you could have it all to yourself.
31. You relate to Mikey and his unicorn/coffee/sushi fetish.
32. You really wish Frank would talk on stage.
33. You celebrate their birthdays with religion. Yes, that means costumes.
34. You've named pets/stuffed animals/instruments after them ("C'mere Mikey! Good boy Mikey, good boy!"
35. The people in your band have set a ban on you singing anymore MCR at practice. Needless to say, this is a rule meant to be broken.
36. You sneak into your computer lab at school at lunch to watch their videos.
37. You call your younger sister "Mikey." Therefore, she hates you. But you can't help that she is skinny, tallish and wears glasses.
38. You plan on making a pilgrimage to Belleville, New Jersey as soon as possible.
39. You listen to every band they say they like during interviews.
40. You only tolerate Brandon Flowers because Gerard Way says he likes the Killers and Brandon likes MCR.
41. Your daydreams consist of commentary on your school day by Mikey, Frank, Gerard, Bob and Ray.
42. You call Gerard "Gee."
43.Your friends all get a glazed look when you mention MCR.
44. You've read Ecstasy: Three Tales of Chemical Romance, by Irvine Welsh.
45. You wrote an essay about how you admire Gerard when your English teacher told you that you had to write something about someone you admired.
46. You're known to wear a black stripe over your eyes to school when you're feeling extra MCR-ish.
47. Life on the Murder Scene=LOTMS
48. You support Bob Bryar's solo project.
49. Even if they went gansta, you'd still love them.
50. You just wrote and or read this (or forced a friend to.)


The Emo Bible

Everything started with the one God, Gerard.
One day he had a spark of creativity, so he picked this random ball of rock and started to put stuff on it.
The first day he created a really hot emo guy named Mikey.
The second day he created music.
The third day he created drugs, sex, and razors.
The fourth day he created an insecure emo girl, Alicia.
The fifth day he created black clothes, belts, and makeup.
The sixth day he created all of the swear words.
The seventh and final day he created the food of the gods, Skittles™.


One day, the first emos (Mikey and Alicia, who were wearing clothes) were greeted by the Skittle™ faerie. She told them, “Eat these sour Skittles ™.”
But Gerard said, “No, eat the regular Skittles™.”
So they ate the sour Skittles because they tasted better.
But then they felt bad.
And they got stoned a lot.
And they started cutting to make themselves feel better.
But then they had sore arms, so they got drunk to make them feel better. Because of this, Alicia accidentally got pregnant and gave birth to the beautiful Jepha, who lived off Skittles.
A whole bunch of emos were spawned after that.

-1000 years later-


A hot 13-year-old boy named Frankie was walking home from the gas station where he had just purchased some Skittles. On the way he encountered an angel with a huge fro named Ray.
Ray said, “Gerard wants you right now.”
Frank: “What?”
Ray: “He wants to rape you.”
Frank: “But I’m 13. That’s illegal.”
Ray: “Whatever.”
Frankie was poofed up to heaven. The clouds were black.
Ray brought Frankie to Gerard.
Gerard said, “Now you will be pregnant with my son!”
Frankie: “No effing way! I’m a guy!”
Gerard raped him anyways.
Frankie was angry because now that he was pregnant, he was all fat. So he went anorexic but his friends forced him to eat because they knew about the baby.
-Nine months later-
Davey, the son of Gerard, was born!! ZOMG!



-16 years later-

Davey was the EMO JESUS but everyone hated him because he was gay.
Miracles: He did people’s hair and he turned water into beer.
He had a bunch of followers that loved him because he was hot.
Some angry people (the ancestors of jocks and preps) killed Davey because they were homophobic.
1000 years later someone made a really shitty movie about it called, “The Passion of the Davey”



-2000 years later-

Davey Havok is the reincarnation of the EMO JESUS. He becomes the messiah and people worship him and his beautiful voice. He eventually saves the world from the total hellhole it is.

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(='.'=) This is Bunny. Put him on your
(*)_(*) INO page/profile and help him on his
way to WORLD DOMINATION!!!!!!!

╔═╦══╦═╗ Put this on your
║╩╣║║║║║ page if you
╚═╩╩╩╩═╝ support emo like i do,


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Post this on your page if you hate rap:
R:retards
A:attempting
P:poetry

92% of the teenage population has moved on
to rap. if you are part of the 8% that stayed with
rock, put this in your profile.
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_Rock N' Roll Baby

Jack Skeleton

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so goodbye & goodnight

Comments

  • BlackFunkyChic

    10 days 2 go!!! yey!!! Smiley

    BlackFunkyChic, October 14th, 2008 at 08:37:04am

  • BlackFunkyChic

    16 days 2 go yey!!! Smiley

    BlackFunkyChic, October 8th, 2008 at 06:24:48am

  • kasut sekolah

    hey thanks for the add.
    & happy upcoming birthday =)
    i celebrate my birthday in october too.yay!

    kasut sekolah, October 6th, 2008 at 07:09:35am

  • BlackFunkyChic

    18 days 2 go!!! yey!!! Smiley

    BlackFunkyChic, October 6th, 2008 at 06:54:40am

  • gerard4evermine

    hay dani
    whats u up to l8ly cos i havnt heard from you scince i moved

    gerard4evermine, October 4th, 2008 at 02:46:24pm

  • ziggy stardust;

    Hey, no prob. I just accept like, all adds, haha. Hehe, cool. I'm not hugely into mcfly but a couple of songs are okay. The new album's not too bad. Did you ever see them when they were uber-pop? I'm half proud, half ashamed to say I did... supporting Busted... ::file:

    ziggy stardust;, October 4th, 2008 at 04:55:38am

  • BlackFunkyChic

    20 Days 2 go yeyyeyyeyyeyyeyyey!!! lol!!!
    Smiley

    BlackFunkyChic, October 4th, 2008 at 04:26:35am

  • BlackFunkyChic

    Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley

    BlackFunkyChic, October 3rd, 2008 at 10:21:22am

  • BlackFunkyChic

    actually ive been on ino 4 a year but ive changed mee profile i couldn't sign in 2 mee last one i think it was minimee!!! lol!!!
    xxx xx x
    Smiley

    BlackFunkyChic, October 3rd, 2008 at 08:31:07am

  • Darling_HeartBreaker

    Heyys!
    Welcome to ino!!!

    Darling_HeartBreaker, October 1st, 2008 at 02:01:02pm

  • BlackFunkyChic

    My B'day in 23 days CAN'T WAIT!!! lol!!!
    Smiley go mee!!! xxx xx x

    BlackFunkyChic, October 1st, 2008 at 01:19:18pm

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