- Name
- Layla Valentine [Nu, srsly]
- Age
- 14
- Gender
- Female
- Location
- Kangaroo Land
Contact
- PM
- Send a private message
- Friends
- Add to friends
- MSN
- Radder_than_rad@hotmail.com
- MySpace
- http://www.myspace.com/vampy_is_rad
About
FIND OUT FIRST HAND WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE ME.
I AM SALTY EYES. // A quirky, neurotic, self confessed coffee addict, artsy kid, anime nerd, music lover, singer, ameature actor/writer, closet geek, conversationally challenged, hyper, affectionate, shy, empathetic, childish, silly, cute, Child of sin, Captionette, Pokemon playing, year 9 student, sometimes angsty 14 year old, sucky guitarist, Australian, die hard My Chemical Romance fan.
But you can call me Layla
MCR + ME // I first started listening to MCR in year 7, being the quiet, shy girl who sat in the back of class drawing and this made me miserable. I had always been a fan of the rock genre but needed something different from everyone else and thats when MCR came along. To cut an incredibly long story short, I felt an instant connection with this band and they actually supplied the first song that ever made me cry. I bought Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge and would listen to it everyday before school to give me courage. After the ka-zillionth time listening to it, I read the thank you notes from the guys which read: "Be yourself, don't take anyone's shit and never let them take you alive." Even though I'm still not exactly super confident nor have millions of friends, things have been improving ever since I first listened to MCR but a little change has done me a world of good and thats all I could ever ask for. I know it might sound cliche but it's true.
Thank you My Chemical Romance, for saving my fucking life.
FUN FACT // Salty names everything. She currently has an MP3 player called 'Dominco Chavez; The Mini Magic Music Maker'.
MY HEROES //My heroes don't fly. They kick the shit out of music cliches and rock like theres no goddamn tomorrow. They are Bob-o-san, The Wheeze, Torosaurus, F-Lero and Uncle Jiggy. Every one of these 5 amazing guys have offered me many wise words in my life and I live by them. Each of them have inspired me in their own ways. The music these 5 outstanding guys make, continue to encourage and save kids everyday and will for years to come. Never before have I heard a sound like these guys and thats what makes them different to other bands. The messages they bring in every song has influenced me in so many great ways and for that I thank them.
INO // Okay, I found INO on Google [Fuck yeah] and I noticed the forums. I prowled the forums for a while, decided to make a user after thinking 'Oshit, these guys are hardcore. I hope they aren't like those meanie-faces on Gaia.'
I used to be called C y a n i d e ' but that was too annoying to type so I changed to Loserface. but after a while it lost it's ring and I am now Salty Eyes. I'll probably change it again, I have a short attention span like that. INO is now one of my favorite sites and I've even gotten close friends to make users on here too like Darling Disaster__x who is my bestest buddy-face on INO and in real life... although she kinda stole my user name. *Poutyface* But we've know each other since kindergarten and she keeps me sane. She is my awesome wifey and my lumpy core batch fo' life.
FUN FACT // Salty is a MAJOR picture collector with over 4000 pictures on her laptop [Over 1500 of them being MCR piccies]
MORE ABOUT ME // I've never been good at introducing myself to people so I'll leave it up to others to do it for me. Through my life, here are a few things people have said about me...
"Really fucking funny" // "Purty hair" // "Gerard Way nerd" // "Emo" // "Too smart her own good" // "Should worry less" // "Artistic skeelz" // "Gerard Way reincarnation" // "Shy" // "Sweet" // "So uncool it's cool" // "Mah sexii gurl" // "Some kind of gothic hippie" // "Weird" // "Hyper vampire child of dewm" // "Adorable" // "Potty mouth" // "Intriguing" // "A little misunderstood" // "Like.. Anti-Fat" // Yadda yadda yadda.
What I'm trying to say is, I'm nice so don't avoid me like the plague. :D
QUOTES // I say some weird stuff and many people love me for it. I hope you do.
"I'm not a Gerard Way nerd, I'm a Gerard Way enthusiast."
"YOU KNOW WHAT? I WAS GONNA GET YOU SOME NICE CRAYONS BUT NO! FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING CRAYONS!"
"You suck." *Points to a space far away* "Go over there."
"DON'T STICK IT IN HER POOPER!"
"I am seriously going to stab you with a sharpened toothbrush, you know that right?"
"Ehhh?" *Opens arms* "Huggle? They make you live longer you know."
"Spings are evil. I mean, you can't stab them or anything and they bounce everywhere. It'd be funny if you just see a giant spring tearing up Japan, screamin' like Godzilla and everyone would be like 'Aw we're fucked because you can't stab it or anything and it bounces everywhere.' It's like 'Crouching spring, hidden death ray.' The military needs springs."
"If you ever get mauled by bears, I hope they stay away from your face because I think you're cute."
"You're not allowed to die because dying is bad which is the opposite of good which makes it bad so don't do it."
"Yeah! Don't make me get out my Charizard because he'll use metal claw on your face and you'll get pwned!"
"My name is Layla The Emo Sheep. Baaahahahaaaaa!"
"Pfft.. we're too cool to be soft-core but not crazy enough to be hardcore... lets just go with lumpy-core, I like the sound of that."
"I'mma poke yooh wit cho' phone!"
*Falls off chair* "....I can taste my spine."
"Shhh... we have to sneak inside... like ninjas."
"Funny thing is, I'm not the type to hit people or inflict violence. I just wail and yell at them cutely or pout until they stop. Maybe I'm lazy or maybe it's the supersonic sounds of my high pitched squealing that makes them stop. Whatever it is, it seems to work."
"I am the Walrus! Coo-coo-kachooo!"
"I have so many boyfriends right now, it's not funny. What can I say, I'm a sexy piece of sex. I've had my ups and downs but these guys love me for who I am. Granted, they're fictional characters but, really, reality is over rated."
"Emus are evil! They rape our churches and burn our women! ....Oh wait."
"Sentimental is a type of fungus, right?"
"I love you but if you don't shut up I'm going to throw a rabid Pikachu on crack at your face."
FUN FACT // Before Salty dies, she wants to go to Japan and is currently learning Japanese.
MUSIC // My Chemical Romance, Evanescence, The Used, The Seeker, D, System Of A Down, Panic Channel, Linkin Park, Iron Maiden, The Misfits, Hamasaki Ayumi, The Smiths, The Cure, AFI, Murder Dolls, At The Gates, Pulp, Utada Hikaru, From First To Last, Death Cab For Cutie, Thursday, Kenna, Alice Nine, Mindless Self Indulgence, Ayabe, Cold, Modest Mouse, Baiser, Taking back Sunday, Penicillin, Magic Dirt, Relient K, Emilie Autumn, The Matches, Slipknot, Daigo Stardust, Ringo Shiina, Drop Dead Gorgeous, heaRT, Utada Hikaru, Panic! at the disco, Blink182, 30 seconds to Mars, Gackt, The Grates, Pencey Prep, Ali Project, Dir en Grey, Korn, Yellowcard, Green Day, Mika Nakashima, Eyes Set to Kill, Jimmy Eat World, Phobia, Hawthorne Heights, Screw, Shimatani Hitomi, Dresden Dolls, The Damned, Eye of Destiny, Sex Pistols, Heartsdale, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, X Japan, Justice, British India, Hizaki, Paramore, The Horrors, The Scares, Young & Restless.
Ect ect upon ect.
LIKIES // Black, Fluro colours, Purple and black nail polish, Jack Skellington, Music, Hugs, Shopping, Art, Eyeliner, Horror movies, Drawing, Writing, Vampires, Drawing comics, Piercings, Listening to my music as loud as it can go, Letting my room look like a bomb blew up in it and made babies and blew up again, Toasted sandwiches, Freaking out the norms, Interesting hair, Stormy weather, Yum-Cha, Captioning, Italian and Japanese food, Kitties, Foxes, Pocky, Messing with my hair, Sugar, Laser force, Ouija boards, Anime/Manga, Comic books, Video games, Coffee, Sleepy time, Posters, The Pokemon games, Hoodies, Buttered toast and Shiny things.
If you like at least 10 of these things, you and I will be great friends. :D
FUN FACT // Salty would turn gay for Hayley Williams, Evan Rachel Wood, Kira Knightly, Lyn-Z and Amy Lee. :)
NO LIKIES // Clowns, When my shoes fall apart, Country Music, People bagging my fav bands, Teenies, Inconsiderate people, Ignorant/rude people, The PLOTB thread, Homework, Waking up early, People trying to get me to talk to my crush, Math, Most rap, Icky perfumes, Women objectification, People looking at my sketch book without permission, Paris Hilton, Pussy Cat Dolls, The news, Homophobes, School, Being treated differently because of my age, Animal cruelty, Being called the 'E' word, Infomercials, People watching me draw, Excessive amounts of sunlight, Public transportation, Web speak, People who talk like gangsters, Static in my hair, Being ignored, Creativity blocks and lack of eyeliner.
BOOKS // Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Emily the Strange, Alice in Wonderland, Catcher in the Rye, A Series Of Unfortunate Events, Suburban Freak show, Anything by Frank Miller, The Twilight series, Heart Shaped Box, Dracula and my bootiful comic/manga collection. *o* <3
FUN FACT // Salty is believed to be a reincarnation of Gerard by many, due to her uncanny likeness of him.
MOVIES AND TV // The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Edward Scissor Hands, Charlie And The Chocolate Factory, Tamara, Kill Bill, Cry Wolf, Thirteen, The Blair Witch Project, Ringu, Swimfan, Pulp fiction, Lost Boys, Firefly Grave, Little Miss Sunshine, Crank, Jawbreaker, Constantine, Pirates of the Carribean series, Various horror movies and House Of Wax. And with TV i love most medical shows as long as the actors are good. I love Greys Anatomy and House. 'Specially house. Woo.
ANIME // I've been an anime nerd since i was 8.
I love Hellsing, Elfen Lied [My all time fav], Azumanga Daioh, Get Backers, Death Note, Galaxy Angel, Rozen Maiden, Saikano, Galaxy Angel Z, Jigoku Shoujo, Chobits, Love Hina, Jigoku Shoujo Futakomori, Ghost in Shell, Wolf Rain and Shakugan no Shana.
Currently watching: Death Note
I effing love Death Note. L makes me giggle. :D
FUN FACT // Salty likes talking in third person. Betcha couldn't tell!
THE END // So thats pretty much all I can write about myself without rambling too much [Although it's probably too late for that]. I would really adore any votes for Profile Of The Month although I doubt that will be happening. If you want, you can add me on MySpace which is currently my anti-drug. Also, credit to all the people who made the icons I randomly stuck in my profile! Thank you for reading and I hope you enjoyed your stay.
I AM SALTY EYES. // A quirky, neurotic, self confessed coffee addict, artsy kid, anime nerd, music lover, singer, ameature actor/writer, closet geek, conversationally challenged, hyper, affectionate, shy, empathetic, childish, silly, cute, Child of sin, Captionette, Pokemon playing, year 9 student, sometimes angsty 14 year old, sucky guitarist, Australian, die hard My Chemical Romance fan.
But you can call me Layla
MCR + ME // I first started listening to MCR in year 7, being the quiet, shy girl who sat in the back of class drawing and this made me miserable. I had always been a fan of the rock genre but needed something different from everyone else and thats when MCR came along. To cut an incredibly long story short, I felt an instant connection with this band and they actually supplied the first song that ever made me cry. I bought Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge and would listen to it everyday before school to give me courage. After the ka-zillionth time listening to it, I read the thank you notes from the guys which read: "Be yourself, don't take anyone's shit and never let them take you alive." Even though I'm still not exactly super confident nor have millions of friends, things have been improving ever since I first listened to MCR but a little change has done me a world of good and thats all I could ever ask for. I know it might sound cliche but it's true.
Thank you My Chemical Romance, for saving my fucking life.
FUN FACT // Salty names everything. She currently has an MP3 player called 'Dominco Chavez; The Mini Magic Music Maker'.
MY HEROES //My heroes don't fly. They kick the shit out of music cliches and rock like theres no goddamn tomorrow. They are Bob-o-san, The Wheeze, Torosaurus, F-Lero and Uncle Jiggy. Every one of these 5 amazing guys have offered me many wise words in my life and I live by them. Each of them have inspired me in their own ways. The music these 5 outstanding guys make, continue to encourage and save kids everyday and will for years to come. Never before have I heard a sound like these guys and thats what makes them different to other bands. The messages they bring in every song has influenced me in so many great ways and for that I thank them.
INO // Okay, I found INO on Google [Fuck yeah] and I noticed the forums. I prowled the forums for a while, decided to make a user after thinking 'Oshit, these guys are hardcore. I hope they aren't like those meanie-faces on Gaia.'
I used to be called C y a n i d e ' but that was too annoying to type so I changed to Loserface. but after a while it lost it's ring and I am now Salty Eyes. I'll probably change it again, I have a short attention span like that. INO is now one of my favorite sites and I've even gotten close friends to make users on here too like Darling Disaster__x who is my bestest buddy-face on INO and in real life... although she kinda stole my user name. *Poutyface* But we've know each other since kindergarten and she keeps me sane. She is my awesome wifey and my lumpy core batch fo' life.
FUN FACT // Salty is a MAJOR picture collector with over 4000 pictures on her laptop [Over 1500 of them being MCR piccies]
MORE ABOUT ME // I've never been good at introducing myself to people so I'll leave it up to others to do it for me. Through my life, here are a few things people have said about me...
"Really fucking funny" // "Purty hair" // "Gerard Way nerd" // "Emo" // "Too smart her own good" // "Should worry less" // "Artistic skeelz" // "Gerard Way reincarnation" // "Shy" // "Sweet" // "So uncool it's cool" // "Mah sexii gurl" // "Some kind of gothic hippie" // "Weird" // "Hyper vampire child of dewm" // "Adorable" // "Potty mouth" // "Intriguing" // "A little misunderstood" // "Like.. Anti-Fat" // Yadda yadda yadda.
What I'm trying to say is, I'm nice so don't avoid me like the plague. :D
QUOTES // I say some weird stuff and many people love me for it. I hope you do.
"I'm not a Gerard Way nerd, I'm a Gerard Way enthusiast."
"YOU KNOW WHAT? I WAS GONNA GET YOU SOME NICE CRAYONS BUT NO! FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING CRAYONS!"
"You suck." *Points to a space far away* "Go over there."
"DON'T STICK IT IN HER POOPER!"
"I am seriously going to stab you with a sharpened toothbrush, you know that right?"
"Ehhh?" *Opens arms* "Huggle? They make you live longer you know."
"Spings are evil. I mean, you can't stab them or anything and they bounce everywhere. It'd be funny if you just see a giant spring tearing up Japan, screamin' like Godzilla and everyone would be like 'Aw we're fucked because you can't stab it or anything and it bounces everywhere.' It's like 'Crouching spring, hidden death ray.' The military needs springs."
"If you ever get mauled by bears, I hope they stay away from your face because I think you're cute."
"You're not allowed to die because dying is bad which is the opposite of good which makes it bad so don't do it."
"Yeah! Don't make me get out my Charizard because he'll use metal claw on your face and you'll get pwned!"
"My name is Layla The Emo Sheep. Baaahahahaaaaa!"
"Pfft.. we're too cool to be soft-core but not crazy enough to be hardcore... lets just go with lumpy-core, I like the sound of that."
"I'mma poke yooh wit cho' phone!"
*Falls off chair* "....I can taste my spine."
"Shhh... we have to sneak inside... like ninjas."
"Funny thing is, I'm not the type to hit people or inflict violence. I just wail and yell at them cutely or pout until they stop. Maybe I'm lazy or maybe it's the supersonic sounds of my high pitched squealing that makes them stop. Whatever it is, it seems to work."
"I am the Walrus! Coo-coo-kachooo!"
"I have so many boyfriends right now, it's not funny. What can I say, I'm a sexy piece of sex. I've had my ups and downs but these guys love me for who I am. Granted, they're fictional characters but, really, reality is over rated."
"Emus are evil! They rape our churches and burn our women! ....Oh wait."
"Sentimental is a type of fungus, right?"
"I love you but if you don't shut up I'm going to throw a rabid Pikachu on crack at your face."
FUN FACT // Before Salty dies, she wants to go to Japan and is currently learning Japanese.
MUSIC // My Chemical Romance, Evanescence, The Used, The Seeker, D, System Of A Down, Panic Channel, Linkin Park, Iron Maiden, The Misfits, Hamasaki Ayumi, The Smiths, The Cure, AFI, Murder Dolls, At The Gates, Pulp, Utada Hikaru, From First To Last, Death Cab For Cutie, Thursday, Kenna, Alice Nine, Mindless Self Indulgence, Ayabe, Cold, Modest Mouse, Baiser, Taking back Sunday, Penicillin, Magic Dirt, Relient K, Emilie Autumn, The Matches, Slipknot, Daigo Stardust, Ringo Shiina, Drop Dead Gorgeous, heaRT, Utada Hikaru, Panic! at the disco, Blink182, 30 seconds to Mars, Gackt, The Grates, Pencey Prep, Ali Project, Dir en Grey, Korn, Yellowcard, Green Day, Mika Nakashima, Eyes Set to Kill, Jimmy Eat World, Phobia, Hawthorne Heights, Screw, Shimatani Hitomi, Dresden Dolls, The Damned, Eye of Destiny, Sex Pistols, Heartsdale, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, X Japan, Justice, British India, Hizaki, Paramore, The Horrors, The Scares, Young & Restless.
Ect ect upon ect.
LIKIES // Black, Fluro colours, Purple and black nail polish, Jack Skellington, Music, Hugs, Shopping, Art, Eyeliner, Horror movies, Drawing, Writing, Vampires, Drawing comics, Piercings, Listening to my music as loud as it can go, Letting my room look like a bomb blew up in it and made babies and blew up again, Toasted sandwiches, Freaking out the norms, Interesting hair, Stormy weather, Yum-Cha, Captioning, Italian and Japanese food, Kitties, Foxes, Pocky, Messing with my hair, Sugar, Laser force, Ouija boards, Anime/Manga, Comic books, Video games, Coffee, Sleepy time, Posters, The Pokemon games, Hoodies, Buttered toast and Shiny things.
If you like at least 10 of these things, you and I will be great friends. :D
FUN FACT // Salty would turn gay for Hayley Williams, Evan Rachel Wood, Kira Knightly, Lyn-Z and Amy Lee. :)
NO LIKIES // Clowns, When my shoes fall apart, Country Music, People bagging my fav bands, Teenies, Inconsiderate people, Ignorant/rude people, The PLOTB thread, Homework, Waking up early, People trying to get me to talk to my crush, Math, Most rap, Icky perfumes, Women objectification, People looking at my sketch book without permission, Paris Hilton, Pussy Cat Dolls, The news, Homophobes, School, Being treated differently because of my age, Animal cruelty, Being called the 'E' word, Infomercials, People watching me draw, Excessive amounts of sunlight, Public transportation, Web speak, People who talk like gangsters, Static in my hair, Being ignored, Creativity blocks and lack of eyeliner.
BOOKS // Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Emily the Strange, Alice in Wonderland, Catcher in the Rye, A Series Of Unfortunate Events, Suburban Freak show, Anything by Frank Miller, The Twilight series, Heart Shaped Box, Dracula and my bootiful comic/manga collection. *o* <3
FUN FACT // Salty is believed to be a reincarnation of Gerard by many, due to her uncanny likeness of him.
MOVIES AND TV // The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Edward Scissor Hands, Charlie And The Chocolate Factory, Tamara, Kill Bill, Cry Wolf, Thirteen, The Blair Witch Project, Ringu, Swimfan, Pulp fiction, Lost Boys, Firefly Grave, Little Miss Sunshine, Crank, Jawbreaker, Constantine, Pirates of the Carribean series, Various horror movies and House Of Wax. And with TV i love most medical shows as long as the actors are good. I love Greys Anatomy and House. 'Specially house. Woo.
ANIME // I've been an anime nerd since i was 8.
I love Hellsing, Elfen Lied [My all time fav], Azumanga Daioh, Get Backers, Death Note, Galaxy Angel, Rozen Maiden, Saikano, Galaxy Angel Z, Jigoku Shoujo, Chobits, Love Hina, Jigoku Shoujo Futakomori, Ghost in Shell, Wolf Rain and Shakugan no Shana.
Currently watching: Death Note
I effing love Death Note. L makes me giggle. :D
FUN FACT // Salty likes talking in third person. Betcha couldn't tell!
THE END // So thats pretty much all I can write about myself without rambling too much [Although it's probably too late for that]. I would really adore any votes for Profile Of The Month although I doubt that will be happening. If you want, you can add me on MySpace which is currently my anti-drug. Also, credit to all the people who made the icons I randomly stuck in my profile! Thank you for reading and I hope you enjoyed your stay.
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oh and i sent u a friend request on myspace:]
cyanide-addiction, March 25th, 2008 at 09:07:51pm
im voting for u for best profile:]
i agreed with everything u said oh and i love ur randomness lol f*ck U AND UR f*ckING CRAYONS! :P
cyanide-addiction, March 25th, 2008 at 09:03:14pm
Hey babe nice profile!
Scott Is My Prince, March 23rd, 2008 at 01:23:00am
L!!!!!!!! I love death Note!! L L L L L L L L L L!! Sorry went alittel insane just now! It happens ^_^
Dattebayo57, February 13th, 2008 at 02:48:39am
happy birthday :D
Adam T. Siska, February 10th, 2008 at 09:06:01am
ohh. i just realised a fair few of your quotes are from conversations between us. like sentimental and pikachu and more. coz we are cool.
Death By Asylum, February 4th, 2008 at 11:31:51am
you gotta ring me as soon as you phone appears back.
or somehow contact me without me needing credit.
oh by the way i come back from sydney on tomorrow.
Death By Asylum, January 22nd, 2008 at 05:38:33am
I actually don't get mobbed by fans, but if I comment on someone's profile, they [u]always[/u] comment back saying something around the lines of "OMFG EDWARD CULLEN. O_O"
The Jellicle Ball, December 2nd, 2007 at 09:59:33am
I like that car crash funny icon. X)
The Jellicle Ball, November 17th, 2007 at 05:45:04pm
Really cool profile!!!!!
red death 13, November 12th, 2007 at 08:36:33am
:] Tehehe.
Jamie Bell., October 25th, 2007 at 05:31:20pm
Your profile is probably the best I've ever seen, tbh.
Jamie Bell., October 18th, 2007 at 06:18:36pm
you=lucky!
school for me ends on march
hmmp
but at least we have the sem break to look up too.
xD
mad as rabbits., October 5th, 2007 at 03:47:56pm
you rock love your profile
AwesomeAwesomeMCR, September 29th, 2007 at 05:54:14am
Hell yes xD Hot Fuzz = best movie EVER
(and... I name things too... my iPod's name is Clive Shuhufflefuffle, and my drumsticks are Frankito and Ramona...)
Bitchin' Bryar, September 27th, 2007 at 03:56:14pm