Where's Your Heart

I WORSHIP THIS MAN!!!

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WARNING: This page is going to make me sound like another crazy 15 year old girl...
Which I am.
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MCR FTW!!!
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A.D.D. You have Attention Deficit Dis--um, hello!? Are you even reading this anymore? Yoo-hoo!? Hey! Look at this...shiny object...you like that right? That's right...Look at the--hey! Stop that! Look, your nose is on your FACE, you can't *chase it*. It doesn't work that way...oh forget it.
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These are a few of my favorite things... (lol Sound of Music)

Book; Catcher in the Rye
Movie: Johnny Dangerously
Band: My Chemical Romance!!!
Songs: I'm Not Okay (I Promise)/ Helena/ Vampires Will Never Hurt You/ Famous Last Words
Foods: Salad/ steak
Colors: Black/ red/ grey/ silver
Holiday: Halloween
Season: Autumn
Class: Lunch! (all the better to listen to MCR with, my dear!)
Manga: Vampire Knight
Album: All MCR and Green Day albums!
Swear Word; Motherfucker!
Quote: I'm Gerard Way, and I'm here to steal your boyfriend!
Advice: Never jack off a cactus
Friend: Flynn
TV show: MadTV
Drink; Blood.
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HEY!!! LOOK!!! IT'S MY NEW INO FAMILY!!! Anyone who wants to join just comment/PM me and tell me what you wanna be. I'm happy to make additions.

My twin, Rinni! We met over a common interest: Ouran High School Host Club. My GSB username at the time was Kaoru and one thing led to another and BAM! She's my twin (and seme, lol) Hikaru. I love her to death, though (which makes sense if we're the Hitachiin twins lmfao). She's quite a character.
My pet goldfish KimberLeeey.! She's such a good friend, good fun to have about. I like talking to her about everything and anything, even though I'm not on much these days anymore. It's very fun to watch her swim around in her little glass bowl. >:3 I love her lots and lots~
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Gender: Female
Job: Band! (I'm the vocalist)
Orientation: I'm bi.
hair color: Brown, until I can find a way around my parents!
Eye color; Blue-ish
Talents: Singing, writing, drawing, painting, daydreaming... anything creative!
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.....lo o o o o ol 92% of teens move on to rap music. If you're part of the 8% that rock out every day, put this in your profile.

You Say Pink
I say Black
You say Paris Hilton
I say Hayley Williams
You Say Zac Efron
I say Gerard Way
You say Pop
I say Rock
You say I'm Weird
I say I'm Different
PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE!

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(='.'=) This is Bunny. Bunny likes ham. Put
(*)_(*) him on your profile and help him on his
way to WORLD DOMINATION if you like ham.


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The Ten Commandments of MCR★
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF GERARD WAY
1.Thou shall never let them take you alive.
2.Thou shall drink Starbucks coffee
3.Thou shall play World of Warcraft as an Undead Warrior
4.Thou shall admit that they are not okay freely
5.Thou shall unleash the bats of hell
6.Thou shall strike violent poses
7.Thou shall stay out of the light
8.Thou shall suck thy enemies blood
9.Thou shall overcome thy weaknesses
10.Thou shall not be afraid to keep on living


THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF FRANK IERO
1. Thou shall run around until thou can no longer breathe
2. Thou shall eat skittles
3. Thou shall let the singer feel thou up
4. Thou shall wear a badge on thy shirt collar or hood
5. Thou shall get tattoos
6. Thou shall kick random objects if they are in thy way (yes that means if they are in Gerard/Mikey too)
7. Thou shall grin with all teeth
8. Thou shall change hair style every year
9. Thou shall wear sunglasses in situations of conflict
10. Thou shall burn everything and call it Cajun


THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF MIKEY WAY
1. Thou shall move as little as possible on stage
2. Thou shall choose coffee as thy poison
3. Thou shall straighten hair with dignity
4. Thou shall love sushi as much as thineself
5. Thou shall be the spiritual advisor to thy peers
6. Thou shall wear glasses as close to falling off as possible
7. Thou shall have epic battles with brick walls
8. Thou shall hate small spaces, large spaces and grocery shopping
9. Thou shall love unicorns with all thy heart
10. Thou shall be dangerous around toasters/heaters


THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF BOB BRYAR
1. Thou shall never get mad at those more annoying than thou
2. Thou shall look cool with sunglasses
3. Thou shall declare that Gerard makes thou heart burn openly
4. Thou shall love cats
5. Thou shall walk in the other direction/lash out if a camera is shown
6. Thou shall T.P New York
7. Thou shall drum until thou can drum no more
8. Thou shall give out Mikey Way’s phone number
9. Thou shall be the hardest working drummer ever
10. Thou shall love Mr. Bean as thou equal


THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF RAY TORO
1. Thou shall head bang till thou can head bang no more
2. Thou shall stick thou hands in cupcakes
3. Thou shall hide thy contacts well
4. Thou shall not like to read
5. Thou shall not bother to cook
6. Thou shall play until thou gets ‘Guitar Burn’
7. Thou shall hate thou hair when straightened
8. Thou shall sing back up as if it were the most important part
9. Thou shall ask Gerard to not do ‘that’ in thy direction
10. Thou shall be proud of thou afro


THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF THE BLACK PARADE
1. Thou Shalt Accept Death As It Comes
2. Thou Shalt Sing And March Without Question
3. Thou Shalt Face Fear And Regret
4. Thou Shalt Let Go Of Your Dreams
5. Thou Shalt Give Blood
6. Thou Shalt Fear Thy Sins
7. Thou Shalt Protect Thy Brothers In Arms
8. Thou Shalt Darken Thy Clothes
9. Thou Shalt Not Walk This World Alone
10. THOU SHALT CARRY ON!!!

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SOME CRAZY STUFF I'VE DONE
or
You might be a little too obsessed with MCR if...

If you say anything that has to do with, "Gerard" "Mikey" "Bob" "Ray" "Frankie" "Frerard" “Frikey” "Princess Frankie" etc. you get sent to your room.
If you've ever dreamed that they've saved your life
If they've actually saved your life, and you can't shut up about it.
If every time you go somewhere many people yell, "I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT MCR" as soon as you walk in the door.
If you have SCREAMED "Gerard" in a crazy fangirl voice in your sleep
If you get glasses for the sole purpose of looking like Mikey Way
If you claim that you were "Killing before killing was cool"
If your favorite holidays are Halloween and New Years Eve for obvious reasons
If you aspire to one day own a Benz for the sole purpose of "Driving 90 past the Barbies and Kens"
If in class when you have to make up a scenario, you use the one mentioned above.
If you've considered changing your name to "Bella Muerte"
If in a class where you pick your own name, you picked "Bella Muerte"
If one of the band members' names is your nickname. *coughcough Mikey coughcough*
If whenever anyone asks if you're okay, (teacher, doctor, nurse, parent, friend, etc.) You start singing "I'm Not Okay"
If whenever you take Advil or some other medicine, no matter where you are, you sing "Thank You For The Venom"
If whenever someone calls Gerard gay you scream at them.
If you want a t-shirt that says, "Gerard Way stole my boyfriend (lucky boyfriend!)"
If you call your friends/classmates/co-workers/whatever, "traitors" on a regular basis
If every Thanksgiving you yell "PUMPKIN PIE, MOTHERFUCKER!"
If whenever you ace a test, you say, "That shit was easy peasy pumpkin peasy. Pumpkin pie, motherfucker!"
If whenever you flunk a test you do that thing Gerard did in the I'm Not Okay music video when he flunked.
If you actually have picked a croquet mallet as your weapon of choice.
If you bought a Black Parade jacket and walked down the hall screaming, "I AM the Black Parade!"
If you got into a fight with someone because "They're My Chemical Romance!" (as in, not theirs, yours)
If you have said, "OH MY GERARD!" when shocked.
If you have claimed that you are a "Certified bunk diver"
If you have broken up with someone via the music video for "I Don't Love You"
If they didn't leave you alone you sent them the video for "Honey This Mirror Isn't Big Enough For The Two Of Us"
If the Catcher In The Rye is your favorite book (it's Gerard's too)
If you constantly cover every inch of your skin (that's showing, and not your face) with MCR lyrics in SHARPIE.
If you have sang Cubicles in your mom's/dad's/your office
If whenever Dead! comes on your iPod you manage to see some dead animal or person outside (that's really there)
If Dawn of the Dead is your favorite horror movie
If you have at least one MCR love story on Mibba
If the best advice you were ever given was "Stand up fucking tall! Don't let them see your back!"
If you have given someone the advice mentioned above.
If you were mad at someone, and they said, "Come on, I'll give you anything!" and your reply was, "How about 1,000 bodies piled up?"
If when you look at someone through a kaliedoscope you observe that they;ve got not 1,000 bodies, but 1,000 bodies piled up.
If your three year old brother/sister is now an MCR fan.
If you straighten your hair
If your favorite appliance is a toaster
If you're unfortunately not allowed to use the above mentioned appliance much anymore.
If when ordering food, you say, "Give me all your poison!"
If when you get food, candy, gum, etc. you say, "Thank you for the venom!"
If you've got into a fight with someone because he/she was "dressed in red and blue"
If you've told someone, "You'd better stay on that side of the (street, hall, table, etc.) motherfucker! I'll knock you out!"
If you quote random MCR songs in everyday speech, and in school projects.
If you've acted against school bullying
If the bullies are afraid of you now because of the above mentioned scenario
If you're always, "Throwing things and making bold statements" like Gerard when he was about 15
If you know things about MCR that nobody else in your town does.
If you are the resident MCR fan of your town
If you got sent to the office for singing MCR songs because teachers think you have issues.
If you've spit in someone's face and yelled, "FUCK YOU!"
If you've gotten your iPod/mp3/whatever confiscated because you just couldn't go an hour without MCR
If you listen to and love all their songs, even the ones that make you depressed as hell.
If your favorite word is "Motherfucker" half because Gerard said it a lot and half because it's a kickass word.
If you've begged your parents to let you move to New Jersey
If you've gotten caught in the act of running away to New Jersey
If your parents don't let you hang near street signs anymore cuz you tried to change many streets to "Cemetery Drive"
If you blush when you look at orange crayons
If you've mutilated a jacket by covering it in MCR lyrics
If you love sushi, whether you've tried it or not
If you kicked someone's ass for calling you/MCR emo
If you think that popsicles should be the new black cuz then everyone would have one. If you've tried to kill all your friends...
If you and your friends are "All a bunch of animals that never paid attention in school"
If you started crying because your parents wouldn't let you listen to Kill All Your Friends anymore
If you got on their case until they let you download it
if it got stuck in your head
If every time you walk into chorus class you say/sing "Mass convulsions strike the choir by the grace of God!"
If you write "Think happy thoughts" over and over again.
If you claim that all you are is bullets
If you aspire to be "Ghostbuster famous"
If you petitioned to make popsicles the new black
If you wanted honesty that's all you had to say
If you understand that I just had to go there
If even the other MCR fans in your area are getting sick of hearing about them
If you marry me, would you bury me? Would you carry me to the end?
If you understand that I also had to go there
If the first time your parents let you choose how your haircut looks, you try to make it look like Gee's
If you've ever walked up to someone with a fro and said, "Ray owns you."
If you love quoting them, and do so every chance you get
If you can make anything MCR related
If you have an unhealthy obsession with comics (especially Umbrella Academy)
If when your friends say something dirty you yell, "EWW!!! KEEP IT PG-13! PG-13!!!"
If you've ever laughed so hard you fell off your chair
If you actually know where the fuck this is coming from
If you have a project where you bring in pictures of your family, and Princess Frankie's your mom, Gerard's your dad, Ray's your fro bro, Mikey's your crazy uncle, and Bob's your Bobfather.
If we're all about to sell it cause it's tragic with a capital “T”
If that's not getting annoying because you love that I'm using MCR songs
If your views on death have changed to mirror Gerard's
If you still mourn the death of Pansy
If you write “MCR saved my life” on EVERYTHING you can get your hands on

** I've done it all.

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Ok, so I joined this site because I'm obsessed with MCR. Before they came along, Green Day was my favorite band. I still love Green Day to death, I just love MCR more.

Well, I'm really glad to be here. This is an insanely awesome site, and I can't wait to get started. Not to mention, my evil stepdad took my computer away a while ago, but now I got it back so all I'll be doing (mostly) besides listening to MCR is coming here and on GSB.

Also, I can't wait to get started! On GSB, I've got so many blogs, and friends who like me for who I am. I don't lie just to make myself look cool, or I would be the thing I hate... me in 3rd grade! JK!

Our band played for the first time last night! We were amazing! I loved the whole thing.

I can't think of any more... So, whatever!

Thanks for reading!
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For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". (lol - I don't even have one!)
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help POINTING OUT MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
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FAVOURITE QUOTES FROM RANDOM PEOPLE:

A good friend will bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "damn that was fun".

Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging!

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

Curiousity killed the cat, and satisfaction brought it back.

In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it.

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps themselves.

When life gives you lemons...squirt the juice in your enemy's eyes!

"Love at first sight" is just another way to say "I'm stupid and desperate."

Everyone has photographic memory. Some, like me, just don't have any film.

Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

If guys had periods they would brag about the size of their tampons.

Silence is Golden, but duck tape is silver.

A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering "Seven days..."

"Don't piss me off, I am running out of places to hide bodies!"

I met some crazy people. They made me their leader!

I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?

Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I love you. I was doing fine until I ran out of stars.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Homework. n. (def.) a crude form of mind control still practiced in some primative societies.

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Tell your voices to SHUT UP...I can't hear mine...

I didn't fall from heaven, I rose from hell.

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run - he hates that.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

Boys are like Slinky's, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else"

"Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real."

"How many of those fork-thingies do you HAVE?"

When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you're the one smiling and everyone around you is crying.


Some people are alive because it's illegal to kill them.

The chipmunks told me to do it

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Whos' cruel idea was it for lisp to have an 's' in it?

Behind every bitch there's a guy that made her that way.

Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.

If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.

"Stress: The condition brought on by overriding the body's desire to kick someone's ass."

Sarcasism is your bodys natural defense against stupidity.

I'm nobody...Nobody is perfect... so I'm BETTER THAN YOUUUUUUUUUUU.

If everything seems to being going well...you have OBVIOUSLY overlooked something...

Whenever you feel pissed off at someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you're a mile away from them...AND YOU HAVE THEIR SHOES! BWHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

"If at first you don't suceed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"I will not chase the boys, I will not chase the boys, I will not chase the boys... unless they provoke me!"

MENstrual pain, MENstrual cramps, MENtal anxiety, MENopause... godamnit... all of our problems start with MEN!"

"They say practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect so why practice?"

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. Because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews?

That, my children, is called a wall. But beware, the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid, for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

Go away or I will stuff you up that vending machine!!

People used to call me names, but thats ok, they're dead now.

"When life gives you lemons, say hey, I like lemons. Got anything else for me?"

Music is like candy - you throw away the rappers.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, then I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

"If you're looking at a guy, you're blind to all his flaws, but when it's you you're looking at, flaws is all you see."

"Guys with Emo hair are like a billion times more sexy than other guys." (So true.)

I ran with scissors, and lived!

Once you go fangirl you can never go back.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

Tell the truth and run.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

Roxas can take a roundhouse kick in the face from Chuck Norris and STILL look pretty.

You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the moment you let go, they'll catch on.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, geez!

"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made the horn louder."

"When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets."

"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns

"I can't die, because I'm the main character of my own life."

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"People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual."

"Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright."

"Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED. Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing."

"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running try and keep up!"

It's only funny until someone gets hurt, then it's hilarious!

"When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back."

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." Adam Savage, Mythbusters.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

I'm the kind of who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened...yesterday.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

BEWARE! You're ass is grass and I am the lawn mower!