SometimesTheyLie

Hmmm i figured maybe i should put something here....so here's some random stuff about me.

Animals: I love Horses They're my favorite but i love all animals really.

Pets: I have a dog and a turtle. The dog is Puggle(mix between pug and beagle) named Bella and she's really cute. The turtle's name is Squirt and he's the aquatic kind his breed being a red-ear slider.

T.V: Fav shows: Monk, Physc, Ghost Whisperer, CSI, Secret life of an American Teenager, The Sarah Conner Chronicles

Movies: Star Wars (all of them), Indiana Jones movies, Tomb Raider movies, Disturbia, Jurassic Park, Stealth, Harry Potter movies, How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days, Spider Man movies,Sahara, Love thy neighbor(Lifetime movie ,lol), Hocus Pocus, Jingle all the way, Are We There Yet?, Van Helsing, Resident Evil, The Fast and the Furious, Attack of Pearl Harbor, Air Force 1, Ice Age(both of them), Mulan, The Stand, Misery, Eagle Eye, Flubber, ect.

Books: Twilight series, Mediator series, The Fire Within series, Mary Mary, The Foreshadowing, Incantation, Inkheart series, Series of Unfortunate events, Blue is for Nightmares series, The Great Gatsby, The Host, Nory Ryan's Song, Eragon series,ect

Music: I love all kinds though I'm not a big fan of Country, rap, or R&B though there are always exceptions to what i like and dislike depending on the song or band or whatever.
Bands/artists: MCR,Yellowcard, Greenday, Flogging Molly, Hawthorne Heights,Face to Face, Aiden, Atreyu, AfI, Plus 44, Sum 41, Nickelback, Strung Out, Daughtry, Fall out boy, Faith Hill, Leona Lewis, Spilled Canvas, Kat De Luna, Shaggy, Sean Paul, The Academy Is..., AJ Blues(unsigned), The All American Rejects, Bad Religion, Dropkick Murphy's, Cute Is What We Aim For,Jessica Simpson, Evans Blue,Kelly Clarkson, The Police, Cartel, Chicago, Lisa Lisa and The Cult Jam(by the way some of these are on the older side , but i don't care), Nirvana, Breaking Benjamin Eagles, Goldfinger, Falling Up,From First To Last, 18 Visions,The Offspring, The Misfits, Jimmy Eat World, Journey, Linkin Park, Endwell, Anthrax, New Found Glory, No Use For a Name, The police, The Ramones, Escape The Fate, Blindside,So Called Tragedy,Drowning Pool, Social Distortion, Agent Orange, Teen Idols, U2, Corrupted Youth(unsigned and not definite name was Wasted Life), 112, Boyz II Men, Lime, Rhianna, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Three Days Grace, Skillet, Soapbox Revolt, Funeral For A friend, Night Wish, Crossfade, The Unseen,Metro Station, Paramore, A Day To Remember, Gone For Good, Cobra Starship, The Rocket Summer, Def Leopard, Against All Authority, Cradle of Filth,Earshot, The Automatic Automatic, Modest Mouse, Disturbed,ect
Random Songs: Believe-Yellowcard, Never to late-Three Days Grace, Face Down-Red Jumpsuit Aparatus, Perfume- So called Tragedy, Light Sleeper-Hawthorne Heights, Life Sized Mirror- No Use For A Name, Blackhawks Over Los Angeles- Strung Out, Broken Down- Gone For Good
(exactly what i said random songs, just felt like listing some that popped into my head not nessicarlily my favorites)

Hobbies: Horseriding; I love Dressage and Jumping, Writing

Freetime: I spend it with friends, Just hanging out, T.v., Hanging with my bro and his friends, writing, Spending time with my dog, horseriding, ect.

Games: Final Fantasy Games, Kingdom Hearts games, Nancy Drew games, Home Sweet Home, Diner Dash, Guitar Hero, Wii Sports, all Wii Play Games, Mario Party, Mario 64, Sally's Salon, Mystery Games( but not those item find ones; The kind with suspects and questioning and stuff), Call of Duty, Medal of Honor, ect.

Fav colors: Navy Blue, Black, Red, White,Grey, Green, Purple


Random:

Crazy is a relative term in my family!

"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."

Procrastinate now, don't put it off.

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film!

42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs.

Lifes Tough, get a helmet!

"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay."

Illiterate? Write For Help

I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.

Boldly Going Nowhere.

normal people worry me

you say physco like it's a bad thing

everyone in life has a purpose, even if its to serve as a BAD EXAMPLE

Anger is one letter short of danger.

Trust your instincts and listen to your friends, because they may be right when you don't want them to be

"I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down."

"Dying is just natures way of saying 'Hey! Your not alive anymore!'"

"When they put unknown at the end of a quote, that means they probably don't no how to spell anonymous" -unknown

"I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes stuck in my nose"

"There's nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it."

A repair shop:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

When people say, "I’m so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place?
(ha I do that all the time)

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?

Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
Did you just try to?

Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

Can you get cornered in a round room?

If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?

Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television?
Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?

How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?

Can't say I'm going crazy 'cuz I'm already there! (personal motto)

92% of teens would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch decided breathing wasn't cool.
Put this in your profile if you would be one of the 8% laughing in the background.

95% of teens try drugs if you are part of the 5% that likes coffee and hasn't tried drugs put this in your profile.

95% of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5% who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

LOVE

Girlo you like me?
Boy:No
Girlo you want me?
Boy:No
Girl:If I left would you cry?
Boy:No
Girl:Would you live for me?
Boy:No
Girlo I ever cross your mind?
Boy:No
Girl:Would you do anything for me?
Boy:No
Girl:Which would you pick me or your life?
Boy:My life

Hearing this the girl runs away in tears, the boy chases after her and stops her.
Boy:You don't cross my mind because you are always on my mind.
I don't like you because I love you.
I don't want you because I need you.
If you left I would die, not cry.
I wouldn't do anything for you because I would do everything for you.
But I would still pick my life because you are my life.
* put this in your profile if you agree*


Don't believe every innocent face you see.

I'm not emo, gothic, preppy, or popular.
I'm not a jock, a nerd, nor am I normal.
But yet I'm all these thing because I'm just me.

A7X boys cuz you know they make you wanna scream!

Fan fiction cuz it's cheaper than therapy.

"Are you sure Edward Cullen's fictional?"

Sesquipedalophobia- Fear of long words. Ha

1) Edward Cullen
2) Ian 'O Shea
3) Jared
4) Kyle 'O Shea


-Okay guys these are some tough questions you up for it?

Gerard: Go for it
Frank: Shoot

-Skittles or M&M’s?

Mikey: SKITTLES!!!!!!!!!!!FUCK YES SKITTLES!!!!
Gerard: wow uh, yeah have to agree with Mikey on that. Skittles all the way.
Frank: I prefer sweet stuff over chocolate anytime.
Ray: Dude no way M&M's are way better
Frank: But they all taste the same!! Put some variety in your life man!!
Bob: Gummy bears
Gerard: Dumbass that wasn't one of the choices
Bob: ...oh well it is now.

-Which would you rather do impregnate a cow or eat road kill squirrel?

Frank: Are there any alternate answers?
Gerard: I'd rather eat road kill anything than get near a cow.
Mikey: he hates cows. But seriously eating a road kill squirrel? That would be just plain weird. And disgusting.
Gerard: Cows smell like shit.
Frank: How about neither
Ray: C'mon Frankie you know you wanna fuck a cow or two
Frank: WHAT!!!! THAT'S PLAIN WRONG!!!
Bob: Dude impregnating a cow just means you stick-
Mikey: EEEEWWWW!!!!!KEEP IT PG-13!!!PG-13!!!!!

-So what's the meanest thing your band mates have ever done to you while on tour?

Ray: Don't even get me started the list could go on for hours.
Gerard: Come on. You know we pick on Mikey more than anyone
Frank: We've all had our days.
Gerard: you guys fucked up my samich and let me eat it.

-I always thought it was sandwich

Gerard: When I was little I would say samich and it just kind of stuck.
Bob: tell Them what we did to the sandwich!!!
Mikey: Oh God NOOO!!!!!
Gerard: I was making a tuna and whip cream samich and I left for a second to go check on something. When I came back my samich was no longer whip cream and tuna it was a Mikey's cum and tuna samich. It was so fucking disgusting. I swear I'll get you back for that.
Mikey: Yeah and you did. I remember this one time when you and Frankie zipped me up in a sleeping bag and dumped my in the pool at that one Sheraton hotel because I wouldn't go up to that creepy floor with you guys.

-What was so creepy about it?

Gerard: There was this fucking psycho Satanists cult up there and Mikey was scared shitless.
Ray: those guys were so cool!
Frank: there was this one guy who was chasing us around the floor they were on and he was shouting at us in latin. Or I think it was latin. We really pissed them off. I guess he was trying to curse us or something.

-Do you guys believe in that kind of thing?

Gerard: well we've had a few incidents with a Ouijia board and we're all very superstitious.
Frank: don't go walking under ladders.

-Okay new subject. Boxers, briefs, man thong or commando.

Mikey: (laughing so hard he fell off the chair)
Frank: MAN THONGS ALL THE WAY!!!!
Gerard: FUCK YEAH!!!!!
Ray: boxers for me thanks
Bob: No comment
Mikey: AHHH he's commando aren't you?
Bob: like I said no comment.
Gerard: GROSS!!!!!I AM NOT SITTING NEXT TO YOU ANYMORE!!!!!

-Ok,, so what do you really do in the shower?

Gerard: Well I take long hot pleasurable showers, and I touch and scrub my whole entire body.
Mikey: Ewwwww
Ray: Oh Mikey you've thought about that before
Mikey: Eeeeewwwww NO!
Gerard: Dont deny it!
Mikey: Shut up back to the question.
Gerard: That is part of the question.
Frank: You guys are fucked up.
Ray: Hey Mikey, don't you take toasters in the bath?
Gerard: YES he does!
Mikey: Well not anymore, every once in a while I do like to watch T.V. in the bath but I guess it's not a safe thing to do!
Frank: Your are such a dumbass!

- Okay…this ones for Frankie. Have you ever thought about one of your bands mates in a sexual way? If so, who?

Frank: Yes actually. But it was nothing too dirty or anything. I just, there was this one pair of pants Gerard had that really showed off his ass and uh...package.
Gerard: Yeah everyone knows I'm sexy.

-Definitely Gerard. Anyway one of your fans wanted to know how far you've gotten with Bert

Gerard: Okay, I haven't fucked him, haven't sucked him or vice-versa. Well i nearly did, but I have seen him naked.
Frank: I think Bob and Ray left us.
Mikey: Wussies can't handle the sex talk
Gerard: You're one to be talking.
Mikey: FUCK YOU!
Gerard: FUCK YOURSELF!
Mikey: GO FUCK A COW!
Gerard: GO FUCK A TOASTER AND TURN IT ON!
Mikey: GO FUCK YOUR MOM!
Gerard: SHE'S YOUR MOM TOO DUMBASS!!!!

-Okay, on behalf of MTV America, we’d like to thank you My Chemical Romance and good luck in the future.

Frank: and On behalf of all the rest of MCR and myself, WE'LL SEE YA AT THE SHOW!
Gerard: GO FUCK A WHALE!!!!
Mikey: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THAT I'M NOT INTERESTED IN YOU LIKE THAT GERARD!!!

God, I love those Mcr boys.