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Our FAMOUS LAST WORDS were 'I am not afraid to keep on Living, I am not afraid to walk this world Alone,' and as THE GHOST OF YOU walked down that CEMETERY DRIVE, we were DISENCHANTED. We had come upon the grave of HELENA. On her grave it said THREE CHEERS FOR SWEET REVENGE. It was a shame how she died of CANCER. We asked each other if we were alright, I, of course, replied 'I'M NOT OKAY,' and then you told me that you were in it with me TO THE END. HEAVEN HELP US all. [~Put this on your page if you are devoted to My Chemical Romance and their music~]



The Ten Commandments of Frank Antony Thomas Iero jr:

1. Thou shall run around until thou can no longer breathe .
2. Thou shall eat skittles .
3. Thou shall let the singer feel thou up .
4. Thou shall wear a badge on thy shirt collar or hood .
5. Thou shall get tattoos .
6. Thou shall kick random objects if they are in thy way (yes that means if they are in Gerard/Mikey too) .
7. Thou shall grin with all teeth .
8. Thou shall change hair style every year .
9. Thou shall wear sunglasses in situations of conflict .
10. Thou shall burn everything and call it Cajun.


MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BIBLE:

Gerard Way Puts The 'Laughter' In 'Manslaughter'.
Mikey Way Can Slam Revolving Doors.
The Chief Export Of Frank Iero Is Pain.
Mikey Way Counted To Infinity...Twice.
Frank Iero Can Divide By Zero.
The Grass Is Always Greener On The Other Side. Unless Gerard Way Has Been There, Then It's Soaked With Tears And Blood.
The Frank Iero Once Visited The Virgin Islands. They Are Now The Islands.
Gerard Way Sleeps With A NightLight. Not Because Gerard Way Is Afraid Of The Dark, But Because The Dark Is Afraid Of Gerard Way.
Mikey Way Is The Reason Waldo Is Hiding.
A Tsunami Is Water Running Away From Bob Bryar.
Bob Bryar Doesn't Get Brain Freeze. Slurpees Know When To Back The Fuck Off.
Bob Bryar Doesn't Teabag The Ladies. He Potato-Sacks Them.
Mikey Way Can Speak Braille.
Frank Iero Jacks Off To Monster Trucks.
Jeeves Asks Ray Toro.
If The Bob Bryar Is Late, Time Better Slow The Fuck Down.
Geico Saved 15% A Year By Switching To Gerard Way.
Ray Toro Went Back In Time And Stopped The JFK Assination By Catching The Bullet In Mid-Air. JFK's Head Just Exploded In Sheer Amazement.
Gerard Way Has To Sort His Laundry Into Three Loads: Darks, Whites, And Bloodstains.
Jesus Walked On Water. Gerard Way Walked On Jesus.
When Frank Iero Gives You The Finger, He's Telling You How Many Seconds You Have Left To Live.
Gerard Way Doesn't Use Pick-Up Lines, He simply Says "Now."
Mikey Way Is Like A Tsunami. If You Can See Him Coming, It's Already Too Late.
Bob Bryar Ate The Stay Puff Marshmallow Man.
Ray Toro Didn't Vote For Pedro. He Deported Him.
When God Said, "Let There Be Light", Gerard Way Said, "Say Please."

I am standing behind My Chemical Romance 110% to the end. I don't care what they do, or what they're accused of... nothing will break my love for those five beautiful boys.

they gave us two shots to the back of the head and we're all dead now.....

MY GUN FIRES SEVEN DIFFERENT SHADES OF SH*T. SO WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR PUNK??

I learned from Gerard Way to be yourself
Ray to never, ever give up
Frank Iero that anyone can a difference
Mikey Way to be proud
Bob Bryar to take NO shit from anyone
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE to find the strength to live through the hardest times of your life.

They told us they weren't OK. They told us VAMPIRES WOULD NEVER HURT US. They want us to say our FAMOUS LAST WORDS and join THE BLACK PARADE. They said the MIRROR WASN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US. They cried for THE GHOST OF US. They introduced us to HELENA. They DON'T LOVE US like they did yesterday. Put this on your profile if you love My Chemical Romance!

Ways to Tell If You're a Real My Chemical Romance Fan

1.Real MCR fans know more songs than "Welcome to the Black Parade."
2. Real MCR fans know Gerard Way's brother's name.
3. Real MCR fans shout 'YES!' when one of their songs comes on.
4. Real MCR fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard's hair.
5. Real MCR fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard in general.
6. Real MCR fans know the names of everyone in the band and what they do.
7. Real MCR fans shop for hours just to find a jacket like the band's have for a MCR concert.
8. Real MCR fans ask their mom "What's for dinner?" and are disappointed when she doesn't say Gerard.
9. Real MCR fans start smoking because they think they will be HAWT like Frank and Gerard.
10. Real MCR fans ask for Bob the Bryar for christmas and cry when they don't get him.
11. Real MCR fans do dirty things with their MCR action figures and are proud to admit it.
12. Real MCR fans sleep with a picture of MCR and actually have to wipe off the drool stains.
13. Real MCR fans piss themselves when they see them... on the televison.
14. Real MCR fans would admit to let them rape you.
15. Real MCR fans go in a rendition of Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge when they hear a guy in a restaurant say "So Long"
16. Real MCR fans have this on their profile.
17. Real MCR fans giggle everytime Gerard Way says the word 'way' in his songs
18. Real MCR fans will scream "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, **insert bandmembers name here**!!" on his birthday, regardless of how quiet the room is.
19. Real MCR fans watch "Life On the Murder Scene" twice a day then apologize to plants.
20. Real MCR fans often zone out, listening to MCR in their heads, and when someone asks them a question they scream the lyrics they were just thinking of.
21. Real MCR fans write 'my' and 'romance' around the word 'chemical' when in science class.
22. Real MCR fans when hearing any word even slightly associated with MCR on the television, insantly freak out and turn up the volume.
23. Real MCR fans eat skittles and drink coke zero three times daily.
24. Real MCR fans have every MCR picture possible saved on their computer, and admit it proudly.
25. Real MCR fans have actually read and re-read and re-re-read etc. any MCR webpages they could find.
26. Real MCR fans can listen to a MCR song repeatidly and not get tired of said song. (no matter how many times you listen!)
27.Real MCR fans hear New Jersy and instantly think MCR MCR MCR MCR MCR!!!!!!
28. Real MCR fans try their hardest to mention MCR in any project at school.
29. Real MCR fans spaz out when they see the word 'way' in books, on trucks, anywhere.
30.When someone says "'fro," you say "Ray Toro!"
31.When someone says "Chemical," or "Romance," you think..."MCR!"
32. When you think of New Jersey, you think of Belleville.
33. When someone talks about St. Helena, Montana, you think Helena.
34. You've had their CD for two weeks and iTunes says it's been played at least 46 times.(true…)
35. You have mixed feelings about the Used. Bert? Or Gerard?
36. You wake up at two AM thinking about Mikey.
37. You view Alicia Simmons as the new Adrienne Armstrong.
38. You truly believe the Black Parade will come to you when you die (Hello Gerard!)
39. You believe they should hire you to be in all their videos since you dance to the songs like nobody's business.
40. Black is your favorite color.
41. It pains you to watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force because of the rejection it caused Gerard.
42. You know Bob is a fuzzy bunny and Frank is a princess.
43. You wouldn't mind watching Gerard draw all day.
44. You count the days to and from your MCR concerts.
45. You have their tour schedule on a Word Document on your computer.
46. You wouldn't mind Gerard and Mikey smellling like shit if it meant you got to go on tour with them!
47. You'd offer Frank your shower at 3 AM.
48. You dye your hair like Gerard did a few years ago and lament as that random red splotch at the back of your head fades away.
49.You scream when your parents accidentally throw away the review of the show you went to a week before. Then you immediately get it off the internet.
50. None of your friends like them but they could probably write a book on them you talk about them so much.
51. You've Googled their high schools(its true u know i have actually done this).
52. You adhere to the MCR Bible, the Ten Commandments of the Black Parade, the Ten Commandments of Gerard Way and the Ten Commandments of a Chemical Romantic.
53. You don't care anymore when people call them emo because you know they're not.



..........................................Quotes......................................

“Your going to come across a lot of shitty bands, and a lot of shitty people. And if anyone of those people call you names because of what you look like, or because they don't accept you for who you are. I want you to look right at that motherfucker, stick up your middle finger, and scream FUCK YOU!” Gerard Way

“Yeah, I had a headache, really bad. I was in a gas station and there was a pot of coffee and I looked at it for about a minute and then my brother (motions at Gerard) got a coffee and he taunted me.” Mikey Way

"I'm Not A Psycho I Just Like Psychotic Things" Gerard Way

“There's less violence in the world when people are using Hula-Hoops.” Mikey Way

“All of us grew up as geeks, getting picked on and being told we weren't good enough. It's not meant to inspire you to acts of violence. Everything is a metaphor.” Gerard Way

“If you don't go to highschool you will definitely go to jail.” Gerard Way

“It tastes like somebody stole my wallet. Ya know?” Gerard Way
"I want x-ray vision, sometimes. So that i could check out Syn's package." Zacky Vengence

"Hopefully he'll be a good bartender and make us a nice stiff drink, so then I can get laid. You never know what happens at a bar, with the Rev." Synyster Gates

“Frankie: Eww is that a bug?
Fan 1: No, I think it's a sharpie mark.
Frankie: It is a bug.
Fan 2: No, actually it is a bug. I sorta smushed it by accident and it stayed on the picture.
Frankie: That's gross (circles bug and writes eww on paper).”

“The Devil got landed with a shitty job, he has to deal with assholes everyday, he's probably bored as hell.” Gerard Way

"Look at that fucking duck! That's the biggest fucking duck i've ever seen in my life!" The Rev

“I'd rather be a creature of the night than an old dude.” Gerard Way

“I went to school in drag, in art school and my day was completely different because everybody thought I was a chick. You should see me as a chick. So I went as a girl, as like an experiment and it worked really well and everyone was really nice to me but I couldn't talk obviously...you know train conductors were really cool to me on my commute...HA! I looked hot as a chick!” Gerard Way

Interviewer: What's the biggest challenge you've had to face this year?
Gerard Way: Biggest challenge?
Frank Iero: Well this year all we did was the album.
Bob Bryar: Yeah
Gerard Way: Yeah The Black Parade is the biggest challenge we've had to face this year. Meet them in a parking lot and yeah you know.(MCR burst out laughing) They brought knives, they cheated it wasn't fair. So I think they won you know?

I'm BRINGING YOU BULLETS in return FOR YOUR LOVE.
I'll give you THREE CHEERS FOR SWEET REVENGE
Because you march with me in THE BLACK PARADE.
From one DEMOLITION to another TO THE END.
Send this to anyone who marches with you.

I'm HEADFIRST FOR HALOS and it’s THE BEST DAY EVER.
THANKS FOR THE VENOM because I'M NOT OKAY.
I DON'T LOVE TEENAGERS cause they scare the living shit out of me.
And our FAMOUS LAST WORDS are we'll carry on.
Send this to those who are the saviors of the broken, the beaten, and the damned.

Mikey: FUCK YOU!
Gerard: FUCK YOURSELF!
Mikey: GO FUCK A COW!
Gerard: GO FUCK A TOASTER AND TURN IT ON!
Mikey: GO FUCK YOUR MOM!
Gerard: SHE'S YOUR MOM TOO DUMBASS!!!!.
Gerard:GO FUCK A WHALE!
Mikey: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL U GERARD IM NOT INTERESTED IN U LIKE THAT

Frank: Has goldfinger ever had a flock of mooses advancing on him? It's a terrifying sight.
Mikey: That's not the plural of moose, it's moosi.
Gerard: Fuck off, it's meese.

there are 4 ways:
the right way
the wrong way
the Gerard Way!!
and the Mikey Way!!