OhJared_
- Name:
- Jared.
- Age:
- 30
- Gender:
- Male
- Location:
- My House, your house, etc.
Contact
- PM:
- Send a private message
- Friends:
- Add to friends
- MSN:
- jarebr@hotmail.com
- AIM:
- heytherbooberily
- YIM:
- jayrulz47
- MySpace:
- http://www.myspace.com/jaredduh
About
[[feeling]]: kind of excited.
My name is Jared Aleckazander and I was born on May Seventeenth. I can be a pretty fun kid and, as I recently found out, I'm pretty funny when I'm flying. ;D My mom is a lesbo and I'm a fag. Guess it runs in the family. "fucking homos." When You catch me on a bad day, bitch you bettuh run cause I'ma rip yo fuckin' head off. I like sweet tea and Owl City. My dog's name is Jack. Don't say, "He went to Jared's." or I'll kick you in the uterus. Speaking of which, what is the plural of uterus, ...uteri? Hmmmmmm. When I was eight, I told my mom I was runing away. Where did I run to? my back yard under the trampoline we had. My dad is a fuck-tard who abandoned us when I was born. I'M GOING TO AUSTRALIA FOR THE SUMMER, HELL YESSSSSS. ii H8 W3N P30Pl3 T@LK LiiK3 Dii$. You want my number, just askkk. I'm a junior at J.L. Mann High School. CLASS OF '11, fuck yeaaaaah. Incase you couldn't tell, 'fuck' is on of my favorite words. SORRRRY. I'm single and yeah... it doesn't look promising. "JUST KEEP SWIMMING!"<3 is my motto. Have you learned something new? I hope so. drop me a line.
BE MY STALKER:
TEXT ME, MUTHA FUCKA.
myspace
deviantart
blog
tumblr
formspring
(^those^ are links except for the text one.)
find meh :]
it's more than just a hobby;
Hey, your profile is super f*ckin' awesome! ^_^ It makes me happy, 'cause you're all "This is me, deal with it." Bonus pints to you! They don't really count for anything, but it's a nice gesture. >_>; <_<; >_>;
If We Were Dead..., September 22nd, 2010 at 11:46:25am
ohmg, i love your about me! its very....fantastic :D id love to talk sometime! ;)
give meh your number ;P
my.creative.romance., May 26th, 2010 at 02:57:27pm
lol
niiiiiiice
Hope it goes well for you eh!
I haven't seen the movie yet, so I can't really ask about characters cuz I wouldn't know XDD
BacktoBach, April 20th, 2010 at 06:36:48pm
I ALWAYS text you.
bexybot, April 18th, 2010 at 02:37:01pm
Skippin' homework, writin' lyrics, practicin', chattin', that sorta stuff :D
What do you practice?
BacktoBach, April 16th, 2010 at 06:22:02pm
Haaaaiii :D
What's up? :P
BacktoBach, April 15th, 2010 at 08:04:10am
hai :] i text you all the time but you never answer me D:
bexybot, April 14th, 2010 at 06:31:36pm
oh hey you ;]. I missed you
You Move Me Baby, March 7th, 2010 at 12:31:34pm
Hey no problem!! So what are you up to?? lolz
xDeadGirlx, March 1st, 2010 at 03:30:00pm
Hey!! I'm a junior too!! And also I'm bi so I think it's awesome you're gay!!! I added you on MSN!! Hope to hear from you soon!! xxoxxo
xDeadGirlx, February 25th, 2010 at 11:34:14am
JAREDDDDD XD I'm freakign out. like wigging out. neeeed you now but dont text right now.
bexybot, February 21st, 2010 at 09:50:40pm
YOU MADE AN INO!!!!!
yay haha
crystallovesyou, December 29th, 2008 at 03:58:53pm
Hey ^^ Don't diss N00Bs dude ! You are one of them :P Hehe
Thanks for the mibba nmae , I'll add sometime when I can be arsed =]
Soooooooo How are you ?
And what have you been doing for christmas? * Camp Voice* Im Dyyying to know ! :P Lol
Xxxxxx
MuffinsAreAttacking, December 24th, 2008 at 11:29:10am
Hiya :D
Yerr profile confused me!! hahaa, I'm Kiirsten!
Thaaanks ferr addding me!! :]]
Kirsten;, December 23rd, 2008 at 07:52:35pm
hey :]] awesome profile! Im Vannah!!!! Glad we're friends!!!
STFUvanner_x, December 23rd, 2008 at 03:25:10pm