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My Black Romance

My Black Romance
Name:
Chloe Woods
Age:
24
Gender:
Female
Location:
Oxfordshire, England

Member since April 14th, 2009

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blackstar18@hotmail.co.uk
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MySpace:
dont have that but i have twitter: blackstar_18

About

I love My Chemical Romance but not in a stalker way!!!! I hate people who call me a goth because im not. My favorite MCR member is either Gerard or Frank, or Mikey, Ray or bob!!! I loved coffee before I found MCR so for any of you out there who think im copying Gerard, im not!! I hate people who say things as I walk past them like: 'I wish my grass was an emo so it will cut itself' or 'Why don't you go die you dirty little emo'. I have MSN and twitter so if anybody wants to contact me I can give you my hotmail///email address and my twitter name is:
blackstar_18

Thats about it so, bye xxx
XD

P.S: I have spoken to Mikey, Frank and Bob on twitter!!! XD XD XD
P.P.S: I'm quite small for my age!!!


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(....\............../....) READ THIS PLEASE!!!!
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didnt have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends im a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them. I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson" ---REPOST THIS IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG


Stereotyping

I am the girl who dresses in all black and never got to finish middle school because I was called emo everyday.
I am the friend afraid to tell you that I'm bisexual, because you'de leave me for it.
I am the girl who loves to read and is pushed into the corner and beat up because of what I love to do.
I am no one. Just the kid that was pushed to far at school for being emo and cut a little too deep.
I'm the teenager who was kicked out of her house because I was caught hugging my girlfriend.
I am the woman who committed suicide just before I graduated highschool. Since I'm a cheerleader, no one suspected it was coming.
I am the best friend who just found out she has AIDS, and is afraid to tell her parents because she'll be considered gay. My parents would never accept me if I was.
I am the athlete everyone expects to be perfect, when in reality I'm sneaking heroin between games.
I am the girl who is called a slut everyday because I can't afford to buy new clothes every year. My skirt doesn't cover what I want it to.
I am the sibling forced to clean their sister's blood off of the carpet. Why didn't I see it coming?
I am the boy who wakes up crying because the bruises my parents gave me hurt so much, but aren't even noticed because I'm always wearing the baggy clothes the kids in gangs wear.
I am the girl who got raped at twelve and am considered a whore because of it.
I am the gullible parent who let my child hurt themselves. No one can know this. We have to keep this secret. We have to be
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If you believe stereotyping is wrong, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!!!
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♥My Chemical Romance♥
It takes 1 sec. to love their looks
It takes 1 hr to love their songs
It takes 1 day to fall in love with them
It takes 1 lifetime to forget them


They told us they weren't Okay. They told us vampires would never hurt us. They want us to say our Famous Last Words and join The Black Parade. They said the mirror wasn't big enough for the both of them. They cried for the ghost of us. They introduced us to Helena. They don't love us like they did yesterday.
Put this on your profile if you love My Chemical Romance!


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The Ten Commandments Of Gerard Way
1. Thou shall never let them take you alive.
2. Thou shall drink Starbucks coffee
3. Thou shall play World of Warcraft as an Undead Warrior
4. Thou shall admit that they are not okay freely
5. Thou shall unleash the f***ing bats
6. Thou shall strike violent poses
7. Thou shall stay out of the light
8. Thou shall suck thy enemies blood
9. Thou shall overcome thy weaknesses
10. Thou shall not be afraid to keep on living

The Ten Commandments Of Mikey Way
1. Thou shall move as little as possible on stage
2. Thou shall choose coffee as thy poison
3. Thou shall straighten hair with dignity
4. Thou shall love sushi as much as thy self
5. Thou shall be the spiritual adviser to thy peers
6. Thou shall wear glasses as close to falling off as possible
7. Thou shall epic battles with brick walls
8. Thou shall hate small spaces, large spaces, and grocery shopping
9. Thou shall love unicorns with all thy heart
10. Thou shall be dangerous around toasters/heaters

The Ten Commandments Of Frank Iero
1. Thou shall run around until though can no longer breathe
2. Thou shall eat skittles
3. Thou shall let the singer feel thou up
4. Thou shall wear a badge on thy shirt collar or hood
5. Thou shall get tattoos
6. Thou shall kick random objects if they are in thy way (yes that means if they are in Gerard/Mikey too)
7. Thou shall grin with all teeth
8. Thou shall change hair style every year
9. Thou shall wear sunglasses in situations of conflict
10. Thou shall burn everything and call it Cajun

The Ten Commandments Of Bob Bryar
1. Thou shall never get mad at those more annoying than thou
2. Thou shall look cool with sunglasses
3. Thou shall declare that Gerard makes thou heart burn openly
4. Thou shall love cats
5. Thou shall walk in the other direction/lash out if a camera is shown
6. Thou shall T.P. New York
7. Thou shall drum until thou can drum no more
8. Thou shall give out Mikey Way's phone number
9. Thou shall be the hardest working drummer ever
10. Thou shall love Mr. Bean as thou equal

The Ten Commandments Of Ray Toro
1. Thou shall head bang till thou can head bang no more
2. Thou shall stick thou hands in cupcakes
3. Thou shall hide thy contacts well
4. Thou shall not like to read
5. Thou shall not bother to cook
6. Thou shall play until thou gets 'Guitar Burn'
7. Thou shall hate thou hair when straightened
8. Thou shall sing back up as if it were the most important part
9. Thou shall ask Gerard to not do 'that' in thy direction
10. Thou shall be proud of thy afro

MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BIBLE
x. Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
x. Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.
x. The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.
x. Mikey Way counted to infinity.........twice.
x. Frank Iero can divide by zero.
x. The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then it's soaked with tears and blood.
x. Frank Iero once visited The Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
x. Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.
x. Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.
x. A Tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar.
x. Bob Bryar does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
x. Mikey Way can speak braille.
x. Frank Iero jacks off to Monster Trucks.
x. Jeeves asks Ray Toro.
x. Geico saved 15% a year by switching to Gerard Way.
x. Ray Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement.
x. Gerard Way has to sort his laundry in to three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
x. The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"
x. Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus.
x. When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
x. Gerard Way doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says "Now."
x. Mikey Way is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.
x. Bob Bryar ate The State Puff Marshmallow Man.
x. Ray Toro didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.
x. When god said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way said, "Say please."
*Frank Iero ordered a Big Mac from Burger King...And Got one.
*Guns don't kill people, Mikey Way kills people.
*Gerard Way doesn't sleep, he waits.
*There is no chin under Bob Bryar's beard, only a third fist.
*When the bogeyman goes to sleep he checks his closet for Ray Toro
*There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Frank Ireo has allowed to live.
*Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Mikey Way.
*When Gerard Way does a push up, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
*Bob Bryar is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
*Ray Toro’s hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
*Frank Ireo doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
*Mikey Way gave Mona Lisa that smile.
*Gerard Way does not get frostbite. Gerard Way bites frost.
*Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Bobtatorship.
*Ray Toro once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
*When Frank Iero falls in water, Frank Iero doesn't get wet. Water gets Frank Iero.
*Mikey Way's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
*When Gerard Way has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women
*Bob Bryar doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
*Ray Toro CAN believe it's not butter.
*A picture is worth a thousand words. A Frank Iero is worth 1 billion words.
*Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Mikey Way calls this "a slow Tuesday."

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This is for everyone who:
_cries during Famous Last Words.
__still cries during The Ghost of You.
___wants to dance during Dead!
____says MCR saved their life.
_____comes on this site everyday.
______defends MCR on a daily basis.
_______has made friends based on the fact that they like MCR.
________knows that My Chemical Romance will always be there to fall back on.
_________wants Bert and Gerard to stop fighting.
__________hated Eliza Cuts.
___________cried when they saw Gerard drunk on Life On The Murder Scene.
___________has done something with their life because of MCR.
__________writes My Chemical Romance on their shoes.
_________has ever quoted a member of MCR.
________misses Mikey's glasses.
_______thinks Mikey is sexy with or without glasses anyway.
______loves Gerard's hair no matter what color it is.
_____calls Frankie 'super midget.'
____supports Bob Bryar's solo project.
___blasts I'm Not Okay as loud as it can go.
__wants Jamia and Frank to have kids.
_is a proud member of the MCRmy.
_______IS A HARDCORE MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE FAN
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I don't run away from you, I walk away slowly and it kills me because you don't care enough to stop me.

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Annoying things to do in an elevator:
1. CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in their?"
2. STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open then act as if your embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
5. MEOW occasionally.
6. STARE at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" and back away slowly.
7. SAY Ding at each floor.
8. SAY, "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. MAKE explosion noise when anyone presses a button.
10. STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while,then announce: "I have new socks on"
11. WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"
12. TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. DRAW a square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. WHEN there's only one person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, and pretend it wasn't you.
15. PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, then go back for more.
16. ASK if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
17. HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while let the doors close, and say "Hi Greg, how's your day been?"
18. DROP a pen and wait til someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"
19. BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. PRETEND your a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21. SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22. CALL out "group hug" then enforce it.


BRAVE IS NOT GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING
BRAVE IS NOT
SAYING A SPEECH
BRAVE IS NOT
DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND
BRAVE IS. . .
. . . . . LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND
___________________________BEING PROUD OF IT

Photos

  • Photo #15494

    I like this picture of me so I put it up here!!

Comments

  • Gerard Wa-HEY

    HEY HAPPY FRIENDSHIP WEEK
    Send this heart to at least 15 people♥ ♥
    including me.
    and if you get at least 10 back you will get good news within 15 Min.!
    Let"s see many hearts you get!!!!
    All the best........please do ....
    FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this
    REAL FRIENDS: Will send it back to me, I'm waiting...
    It's friendship week :)
    If you get ten you're a really lovable person

    Gerard Wa-HEY, September 7th, 2009 at 01:58:48am

  • XxFrank'sWifeyxX

    i love your profile!!! i havent been on here in a while. u look really pretty! hehe...... just wanted to say... hehe..... = D (im random sometimes...) = D

    XxFrank'sWifeyxX, August 24th, 2009 at 11:34:15pm

  • ajc32

    You pretty much have the best profile

    ajc32, August 13th, 2009 at 07:59:28pm

  • Gerard Wa-HEY

    just wanted to say sorry bout making stupid arguments and i was just playing around in the first place lol sorry if it went the wrong way

    Gerard Wa-HEY, July 28th, 2009 at 05:02:49pm

  • MikeyFuckinWay_

    Unfortunetley No. = ) What's up with you?

    MikeyFuckinWay_, July 28th, 2009 at 03:16:28pm

  • Gerard Wa-HEY

    wow at a bingo club ouch that really hurt! i think i might cry! :(

    whtever just dont comment me ever again!

    Gerard Wa-HEY, July 26th, 2009 at 05:46:02pm

  • MikeyFuckinWay_

    Oh, that's good. Yeah, i was really tierd. I was sleeping in the car on the way home.

    MikeyFuckinWay_, July 26th, 2009 at 03:13:46pm

  • Gerard Wa-HEY

    yes i do thank you very much and i bet i have a lot more than u do and i am a fan of mcr so i have every right to be here! i thought i told u im not arguing w/ a 13 year old kid!

    Gerard Wa-HEY, July 25th, 2009 at 02:15:52pm

  • MikeyFuckinWay_

    Thanxs. What's up with you? I'm so tierd right now because i went to see Green Day and i was up until one in the morning. = )

    MikeyFuckinWay_, July 25th, 2009 at 08:55:08am

  • Gerard Wa-HEY

    what eva im not about to argue w/ a 13 year old girl

    Gerard Wa-HEY, July 24th, 2009 at 11:52:43pm

  • Gerard Wa-HEY

    half da things i have iz one of thoes things that say like add this to your profile

    Gerard Wa-HEY, July 23rd, 2009 at 06:08:58pm

  • xMCRx4xEVA!x

    hi add me plz

    xMCRx4xEVA!x, July 22nd, 2009 at 03:00:48pm

  • MikeyFuckinWay_

    Heyy, what's up? I luv ur page. The thing about homphobia is so sad.

    MikeyFuckinWay_, July 22nd, 2009 at 02:18:37pm

  • MCRisMyLifeAndHero

    Sorry I haven't talked to you forever!! I''m goodish!! LOL!! You?

    MCRisMyLifeAndHero, July 21st, 2009 at 06:38:37pm

  • Gerard Wa-HEY

    hey umm i noticed that u stold everything from my profile

    Gerard Wa-HEY, July 16th, 2009 at 04:39:10pm

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