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Baby Jesus is

Baby Jesus is
Name:
Justin Riedyk
Age:
30
Gender:
Male
Location:
Outside your window

Member since April 5th, 2006

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juggz_89@hotmail.com

About

Well nothing much to write here... may as well copy everyone else and put in quotes...

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QUOTES:

M!lly: download it off LimeWire. its a good song, it grows on ya.
Me: so does pubic hair

I totally thought she sed she wanted to be a zombie here
M!lly: I WANNA BE A LESBION BUTCH ZOMBIE-KILLER who kills a zombie and saves my sweet tegans life.
Me: and then you and Tegan can sit there munching on each other.
Me: oh wait that came out wrong.

Me: Hey Shannon, do you have a dog house?
Shannon: Uh no...
Me: Oh, well where's Kylie going to sleep?
Megan: Oh Snap!

Tegan: Do cats have balls?

Oh and these ones are from my random online people:

Andacious™: and i was like hey look beastiality
Andacious™: then i stopped it downloading
Andacious™: and he was like no keep going

Andacious™: i typed in fox porn
Andacious™: and theres 700 hits so far
Fox: rofl
Andacious™: omfg..
Andacious™: theres like 2000

ShadowGrrl:
he was all like : l
then i was like : O?
then he was like : )
then i was all like : D
then we was like <3sexme<3
then i was like /suck

<Swiich> dude, that girl i went on a date with last night was really dumb
<Cindy> fuck you too
<Swiich> shit, wrong window

<Jeedo> hey baby, whats up?
<Indidge> umm....nothing?
<Jeedo> So....want me to like come over today so we can fuck?
<Indidge> Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
<Jeedo> Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/

<Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE
<Donut[AFK]> INSULT
<Eurakarte> RETORT
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT
<Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
<Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
<Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
<Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
<Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
<Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
<Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS

Shultkz: So i was like surfing for porn while i was supposde to be doing my homework, anyway my mum walks in so i quickly Alt+tab to my homework window.
She gets my laundry and just as shes about to leave a bunch of gay porn pop ups show up on screen and a deep manly voice says "I want your hot cum in my mouth"
Anyway she started crying and now she's buying me lotsa stuff coz she thinks im gay...
Nark: Really? Damn wish that would happen to me i could use some new computer parts...
Shultkz: Can't all be so lucky XD
Nark: Wanna have passionate man sex in my living room while my parents are home?

Comments

  • I Iuv Gerard

    hey ywaz up
    me nm so. can u add me as a friend plz thanx lol

    I Iuv Gerard, June 21st, 2008 at 06:42:32am

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