MyChemChick989

hello my name is Puddlez the messenger kitty,shorti ,boshawda... yes I do love the twilight saga but I did wwwwwaaaaayyyyy before the movie started coming out...I love all the movies johnny depp is in and I love tim burton (he is a true genius!) . my favorite colors is Black and Blue my favorite bands are :

My Chemical Romance
Linkin Park.
Escape the fate(before ronnie went to prison)
R.J.A
Tokio Hotel
Good Charlotte
AFI
Paramore
From First To Last
maroon 5
matchbox twenty
A7X
madina lake
seether
sum 41
simple plan
green day
hinder
hellogoodbye
and a whole lot more

"I Pledge Allegiance, To My Chemical Romance, Of New Jersey. And To The Band, In Which The Music They Play, One Nation, Under Gerard, Invincible, With Venom & Vampires For All."

one of my best friends on mibba is: NewJersey_Vampire(mibba)

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Dare to be different!
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?Are not cry babies
?Do not always wear black
?Can be very nice people
?Don't always cut themselves
?Are not always depressed
?Can be happy too
?Are people just like you

MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BIBLE
x. Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
x. Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.
x. The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.
x. Mikey Way counted to infinity...twice.
x. Frank Iero can divide by Zero.
x. The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then its soaked with tears and blood.
x. The Frank Iero once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
x. Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.
x. Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.
x. A Tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar.
x. Bob Bryar doesnt get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the f*** off.
x. Bob Bryar does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
x. Mikey Way can speak braille.
x. Frank Iero jacks off to Monster Trucks.
x. Jeeves asks Ray Toro.
x. If The Bob Bryar is late, time better slow the f**** down.
x. Geico saved 15% a year by switching to Gerard Way.
x. Ray Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement.
x. Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
x. The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"
x. Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus.
x. When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
x. Gerard Way doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
x. Mikey Way is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.
x. Bob Bryar ate the Stay Puff Marshmellow man.
x. Ray Toro didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.
x. When God said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way said, "say please."

Which of your band mates is most likely to accidentally stick a fork in a toaster?
Frank: Mikey.
And who would yell 'Hey! It's still plugged in!'?
Mikey: That would be me.
Gerard: I would definitely be the one yelling. I think we're all very protective of Mikey for things like sticking forks in toasters.
Frank: It's funny because when we were recording, me and Mikey lived together and I would go to Gerard after and be like, 'I can't believe he did this today.'
Mikey: Yeah, I would leave the tea on overnight.
Frank: God forbid that kid ever lives alone!
Gerard: He had to promise he would watch him because he likes to do this thing where he'll take a heater into the shower and plug it in...
Frank: Oh god!
Gerard: ...and there's water everywhere!
Mikey: I did that one time...
Gerard: What about the times with the radio?
Mikey: ...and I was pretty warm when I did it though.
Ways to Tell If You're a Real My Chemical Romance Fan

1.Real MCR fans know more songs than "Welcome to the Black Parade."
2. Real MCR fans know Gerard Way's brother's name.
3. Real MCR fans shout 'YES!' when one of their songs comes on.
4. Real MCR fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard's hair.
5. Real MCR fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard in general.
6. Real MCR fans know the names of everyone in the band and what they do.
7. Real MCR fans shop for hours just to find a jacket like the band's have for a MCR concert.
8. Real MCR fans ask their mom "What's for dinner?" and are disappointed when she doesn't say Gerard.
9. Real MCR fans start smoking because they think they will be HAWT like Frank and Gerard.
10. Real MCR fans ask for Bob the Bryar for christmas and cry when they don't get him.
11. Real MCR fans do dirty things with their MCR action figures and are proud to admit it.
12. Real MCR fans sleep with a picture of MCR and actually have to wipe off the drool stains.
13. Real MCR fans piss themselves when they see them... on the televison.
14. Real MCR fans would admit to let them rape you.
15. Real MCR fans go in a rendition of Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge when they hear a guy in a restaurant say "So Long" 16. Real MCR fans have this on their profile.
17. Real MCR fans giggle everytime Gerard Way says the word 'way' in his songs
18. Real MCR fans will scream "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, **insert bandmembers name here**!!" on his birthday, regardless of how quiet the room is.
19. Real MCR fans watch "Life On the Murder Scene" twice a day then apologize to plants.
20. Real MCR fans often zone out, listening to MCR in their heads, and when someone asks them a question they scream the lyrics they were just thinking of.
21. Real MCR fans write 'my' and 'romance' around the word 'chemical' when in science class.
22. Real MCR fans when hearing any word even slightly associated with MCR on the television, insantly freak out and turn up the volume.
23. Real MCR fans eat skittles and drink coke zero three times daily.
24. Real MCR fans have every MCR picture possible saved on their computer, and admit it proudly.
25. Real MCR fans have actually read and re-read and re-re-read etc. any MCR webpages they could find.
26. Real MCR fans can listen to a MCR song repeatidly and not get tired of said song. (no matter how many times you listen!)
27.Real MCR fans hear New Jersy and instantly think MCR MCR MCR MCR MCR!!!!!!
28. Real MCR fans try their hardest to mention MCR in any project at school.
29. Real MCR fans spaz out when they see the word 'way' in books, on trucks, anywhere. 30.When someone says "'fro," you say "Ray Toro!"
31.When someone says "Chemical," or "Romance," you think..."MCR!"
32. When you think of New Jersey, you think of Belleville.
33. When someone talks about St. Helena, Montana, you think Helena.
34. You've had their CD for two weeks and iTunes says it's been played at least 46 times.(true…)
35. You have mixed feelings about the Used. Bert? Or Gerard?
36. You wake up at two AM thinking about Mikey.
37. You view Alicia Simmons as the new Adrienne Armstrong.
38. You truly believe the Black Parade will come to you when you die (Hello Gerard!)
39. You believe they should hire you to be in all their videos since you dance to the songs like nobody's business.
40. Black is your favorite color.
41. It pains you to watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force because of the rejection it caused Gerard.
42. You know Bob is a fuzzy bunny and Frank is a princess.
43. You wouldn't mind watching Gerard draw all day.
44. You count the days to and from your MCR concerts.
45. You have their tour schedule on a Word Document on your computer.
46. You wouldn't mind Gerard and Mikey smellling like shit if it meant you got to go on tour with them!
47. You'd offer Frank your shower at 3 AM.
48. You dye your hair like Gerard did a few years ago and lament as that random red splotch at the back of your head fades away.
49.You scream when your parents accidentally throw away the review of the show you went to a week before. Then you immediately get it off the internet.
50. None of your friends like them but they could probably write a book on them you talk about them so much.
51. You've Googled their high schools.
52. You adhere to the MCR Bible, the Ten Commandments of the Black Parade, the Ten Commandments of Gerard Way and the Ten Commandments of a Chemical Romantic.
53. You don't care anymore when people call them emo because you know they're not.
54. You'd cut off Bob and Ray's hair if it meant you could have it all to yourself.
55. You relate to Mikey and his unicorn/coffee/sushi fetish.
56. You really wish Frank would talk on stage.
57. You've named pets/stuffed animals/instruments after them (i name my turtle mikey!)
58. You sneak into your computer lab at school at lunch to watch their videos.
59. You listen to every band they say they like during interviews.
60. You only tolerate Brandon Flowers because Gerard Way says he likes the Killers and Brandon likes MCR.
61. Your daydreams consist of commentary on your school day by Mikey, Frank, Gerard, Bob and Ray.
62. You call Gerard "Gee."
63.Your friends all get a glazed look when you mention MCR.
64. You wrote an essay about how you admire Gerard when your English teacher told you that you had to write something about someone you admired. 65. Life on the Murder Scene=LOTMS
66. You support Bob Bryar's solo project.
67. Even if they went gansta, you'd still love them.
67. You just wrote and/or read this (or forced a friend too)

They told us they weren't OK. They told us vampires would never hurt us. They want us to say our Famous Last Words and join The Black Parade. They said the mirror wasn't big enough for the both of them. They cried for the ghost of us. They introduced us to Helena. They don't love us like they did yesterday. Put this on your profile if you love my My Chemical Romance
McR sAvEd My LiFe...

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Suicide

Life is impossible. Suicide is your way out. Fine -- but before you kill yourself, consider these facts

Suicide is not usually successful.

You know a guaranteed way? Ask the 25yr old who tried to electrocute himself.
He lived. But, both of his arms are gone.

What about jumping? Ask John.
He used to be intelligent, with an engaging sence of humor.
That was before he lept from a building. Now, he's brain damaged and will always need care.
He staggers and has seizures. He lives in a fog. But, worst of all, he knows he used to be normal.

What about pills? Ask the 12yr old with extensice liver damage from an overdose.
Have you ever seen anyone die of liver damage? You turn yellow. It's a hard way to go.

What about a gun?
Ask the 24yr old who shot himself in the head.
Now he drags one leg, has a useless arm and has no vision or hearing on one side.
He lived through his "foolproof" suicide.

You might too. But .. who will clean your blood off the carpet or scrape your brains from the ceiling?
Commercial cleaning companies may refuse the job
-- but someone has to do it. Who will cut you down from where you hung yourself, or identify your bloated body after you've drowned? :
Your father?
Your mother?
Your sister or brother?
The carefully worded "loving" suicide note is of no help. Those who loved you will never completely recover.
They'll feel regret and an unending pain.

Suicide is contagious. Look around your family.
You do have other choices. There are people you can help you through this crisis.
Call a hotline. Call a friend. Call a doctor or hospital. Call the police.
They will tell you there's hope. Maybe in a phone call this weekend. But what you're seeking could be just a minute, a month, or a day away.

You say you don't want to be stopped?
Still want to do it?
Well, then, I may see you in the psychiatric ward later.
And we'll work with whatever you have left. There's always someone who will be there for you to talk things through even if it seems like no one is there for you.
Everything will get better, and it will be okay.

So whenever you are going to pick up that knife, or razor,
just think about all the people you are leaving behind, all the memories, and all the good times.

I am the girl who dresses in all black and never got to finish middle school because I was called emo everyday.
I am the friend afraid to tell you that I'm bisexual, because you would leave me for it.
I am the girl who loves to read and is pushed into the corner and beat up because of what I love to do.
I am no one. Just the kid that was pushed to far at school for being emo and cut a little too deep.
I'm the teenager who was kicked out of her house because I was caught hugging my girlfriend.
I am the woman who commited suicide just before I graduated highschool. Since I'm a CheerLeader, no one suspected it was coming.
I am the best friend who just found out she has AIDS, and is afraid to tell her parents because she'll be considered gay. My parents would never accept me if I was.
I am the athlete everyone expects to be perfect, when in reality I'm sneaking heroin between games.
I am the girl who is called a slut everyday because I can't afford to buy new clothes every year. My skirt doesn't cover what I want it to.
I am the sibling forced to clean their sister's blood off of the carpet. Why didn't I see it coming?
I am the boy who wakes up crying because the bruises my parents gave me hurt so much, but aren't even noticed because I'm always wearing the baggy clothes the kids in gangs wear.
I am the girl who got raped at twelve and am considered a whore because of it.
I am the gullible parent who let my child hurt themselves. No one can know this. We have to keep this secret. We have to be
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If you believe stereotyping is wrong, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!!!

My Cheesy Romance presents:

I Brought You My Cow, You Brought Me Your Cheese

Cheeseance
Cheese-o, This Mirror Isn’t Cheesy Enough For the Two of Us
Edam Will Never Hurt You
Cheese Making Lessons
Our Lady of Swiss (Take My Cheese and Never Be Afraid Again)
Cheesefirst for Pepperjack (Think Cheesy Thoughts)
Bleu Cheese and Cheesestiles
Early Gouda Over Cheeseville
This is the Best Cheese Ever
Cheesicles
Muenster Lovers

Three Cheers For Sweet Cheese

Mozzarella
Give ‘Em Cheese Kid
To the Cheese
You Know What They Do to Cheese Like Us in Prison
I’m Not Cheesy (I Promise)
The Ghost of Cheese (The Cheese of You)
The Swiss Life is Gonna Cheese You
Intercheese
Thank You for the Cheddar
Hang ‘Em Asiago (Oh Cheesy, Don’t Stop)
It’s Not Cottage Cheese, It’s a Cheese Cottage
Cream Cheese Drive
I Never Told You What Kind of Cheese I Eat

The Black Cheese

The Cheese
Cheese!
This is How I Cut the Cheese
The Sharpest Cheddar
Welcome to the Cheese Farm
I Don’t Love You Like I Love Cheese
House of Provolone
The Hardest Part of This is Leaving Yunnan
Mama, We’re All Gonna Eat Your Cheese
Swiss
Teenagers Stole My Cheese
Disencheesed
Cheesy Last Words
Brie

"Hey girls, you're beautiful. Don't look at those stupid magazines with stick-like models. Eat healthy and exercise, that's all. Don't let anyone tell you you're not good enough. You're too good. Love your family with all your heart and listen to it. You are gorgeous, whether you're a size three or fourteen. It doesn't matter what you look like on the outside as long as you're a good person; as long as you respect others. I know it's been told hundreds of times before, but it's true. Hey girls, you're beautiful."
-Gerard Way

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday. I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didnt have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends im a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them. I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"---IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS

I'm Bringing You My Bullets in return for your love.
I'll give you Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge
Because you march with me in The Black Parade.
From one Demolition to another To the End.
Send this to anyone who marches with you.

I'm Headfirst for Halos and it’s The Best Day Ever.
Thanks for the Venom because I'm Not Okay.
I don't love teenagers cause they scare the living shit out of me.
And our Famous Last Words are we'll carry on.
Send this to those who are the saviors of the broken, the beaten, and the damned.

"92% of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch decided that breathing wasn't cool!! Put this on your profile if you would be one of the 8% laughing histarically in the background!!!

"Each five members of the band have taught me things that no one else can. With Gerard's vocals and awesome usage of tape for makeup, Bob's ability to take Frank's accidental abuse at concerts, Ray's brilliance at guitar and everything else (except for that move with the strightning of the fro. Bad move, Ray.), Mikey's brotherly cuteness and also brilliance and last but not least, Frank's shortness of both height and patience. They've taught me things I am to this day still doing and they don't even know it.
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_________To me, being an MCR fan isn't about how many albums of the band you have, the shirts, gloves, same makeup and how many concerts you've been to. You're only lying to yourself if you think those are the only things you need to do to be an actual fan. You're wasting money and your time. Being a fan is about not caring if people think you're fake because you don't have the merchandise, listening to MCR's music to feel better or to seek refuge, actually understand what they're saying through their powerful lyrics and not caring if any of the band members look hot. Also, being a true MCR fan is about not caring that they don't know you walk this Earth just as long as you're able to walk theirs. That's what I am. A true motherfucking My Chemical Romance fan.
Here's to the kids who were never okay,
who brought their bullets in return for your love.
To the kids who live life on the murder scene, seeking revenge on those who wronged them.
To the kids who lost their fear of falling,
who refuse to drink to show their support for Gerard's decision.
Here's to the kids who sign their name xoxo, fuck sincerely.
The kids who love demolition style, who would end their days in a hail of bullets for thy lover. Here's to the kids who will spend their nights dreaming of what life would be like if they were G. F. R. B. or M. instead of partying with others.
Here's to the kids who play with action figures instead of doing homework.
Here's to the kids who mourned over the loss of Mikey's glasses,
here's to the kids who put bars and X's over their eyes to be just like their heroes.
Here's to the kids who scream fuck you to anyone who starts shit with them.
Here's to the kids who believe they're vampires, just like the MCR boys.
Here's to the kids who were welcomed to the black parade.
Here's to the kids who are not afraid to keep on living or walk this world alone.
To the kids who could've been a better son.
Here's to the kids who raise their glasses high for tomorrow we die, and we all go to hell.
Here's to the kids who put sister to sleep, who set ferris wheels ablaze.
To the kids who take pills that counteract the booze they drink.
Here's to the kids with poison and pills.
To the kids who Fire At Will.
Here's to the kids who loved pansy, and all its glory.
To the kids who cried at the sight of Robert Bryar burning on the set of FLW.
Here's to every soldier, vampire, and parader, to every Fan.
Here's to each and every one of you My Chemical Romance fans.
Your dedication is what makes the world go round.

This is for all the kids who doodle MCR lyrics instead of paying attention in class

R.I.P-Bella (my Cat) 10/02/2008
R.I.P Kyle parson he was a very good friend to anyone