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WHOOOHOOO!

heyyy!! wats upp ppls! lmao well my name iz sam if yooh cnt tell haha i have a crazyy attituded and i dont-give-a-flying-hello about wat yooh think of meh so if ur a hater like some ppl then just leave (XD). Well i absolutely luvv mcr there just about uber freakin uh-may-zing! my bro doesnt think so but wat evv ya know, haha i get rlly boredd sumetimes nd make upp weird words so if im talkin to yoooh nd i call yooh sumethin funny dont worry i b just messin. nd iff yuur one of them ppl who just read pplz about meh fer the hell of itt nd just try to find sum kinda way ta make funn of meh, well... i guess my job iz donee yooh creeper!! lol JKJK but srsly i am beast nd if ya wanna get ta know meh moree then just message meh silly! wee tht b all fer no so peacee outt bitchess (p.s. jeffree starr is koolio) XD!!
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We've fired the bullets, and felt the revenge.
We are lacking the romance.
We've faced the bullies, and we gave 'em hell,
Then hung 'em high.
We've marched down Cemetery Drive
& we are now prepared to march in The Black Parade.
No one loves us, so we don't love you,
and these are our Famous Last Words.
Every word Gerard sings,
Every guitar solo Ray has put his heart into,
Every note Mikey hits,
Every beat Bob plays,
And every chord Frank attacks,
Saved the lives of thousands who thought they couldn't make it.

MCR Pledge:

I pledge allegiance,
To My Chemical Romance,
Of New Jersey,
And To The Music Of Which They Play,
One Nation,
Under Gerard,
Invincible,
With Venom and Vampires For All!
══╦═╦═╗ IS
║║║║╠╣║MY
╚╩╩╩═╩╩LIFE

"You Can Beat Us, You Can Burn Us, You Can Break Us, You Can Drown Us, You Can Fuckin' Poison Us, But WE WILL NOT STOP." - Gerard Way

They told us they weren't always okay. They told us that VAMPIRES WOULD NEVER HURT US. They want us to say our FAMOUS LAST WORDS and join THE BLACK PARADE. They said THE MIRROR ISN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US. They cried for the GHOST OF YOU. They introduced us to HELENA. They don't love us like they did YESTERDAY. Put this on your profile if you love My Chemical Romance


Teenagers scare the living **** outta Gee,
Except from the one's in the Mcrmy.
So shake out the fro,
And tell the fangirls to go,
We'll never leave you alone,


I'm a Demolition lover, I'm never Okay and I was welcomed to the Black Parade. I called my aunt Marie to help me gather all my things, 'cause misery and hate will kill us all. I darkened my clothes, and I will never let them hurt you, I promise, but mama were all full of lies. I watched the early sunsets over Monroeville, I heard the news that I was dead, I even took drowning lessons. Bury me in black and all my favorite colors and take me from this hospital bed, because if it looks like I'm laughing I'm really just asking to leave. It was the roar of the crowd that gave me heartache to sing, but without you is how I disappear. I gave you blood, and we're all about to sell it 'cause its Tragic with a capital T. If I crash on the couch can I sleep in my clothes? I gave 'em hell kid, I hung em high, and to my parents despair, I even crashed the cemetery gates. I never told you what I do for a living because Honey, this mirror isn't big enough for the both of us, so shut your eyes, kiss me goodbye, and sleep. These are my famous last words, so long and goodnight!!!
Thank you for the venom!

Keep Gerard away from the needles
KEEP FRANK AWAY FROM GERARD!
Keep Bob away from the cameras
Keep Ray away from the hair straighteners
Keep Mikey away from the toasters!
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Are you tired of all those sissy-ass "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:

1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

6. When you are confused - I will use little words.

7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath...I pledge it till the end.

"Why?" you may ask? Because you are my friend.

Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of 4.

Remember: A good friend will help you move, but a really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel....
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There would be less violence in the world if everyone used hula-hoops---mikey way

Frank: Has goldfinger ever had a flock of mooses advancing on him? It's a terrifying sight.
Mikey: That's not the plural of moose, it's moosi.
Gerard: Fuck off, it's meese.

I'm gonna buy whatever shower curtain I want.
- Gerard Way

Look at me, with my pretty bracelet and tiara... I'm a f*ckin' princess!
-Gerard

So many people treat you like you're a kid so you might as well act like one and throw your television out of the window.
- Gerard Way

We just have to watch Mikey and make sure he doesn't put anymore forks in the toaster
- Frank Iero
*************************************************************************************************** Which of your band mates is most likely to accidentally stick a fork in a toaster?
Frank: Mikey.

And who would yell 'Hey! It's still plugged in!'?

Mikey: That would be me.
Gerard: I would definitely be the one yelling. I think we're all very protective of Mikey for things like sticking forks in toasters.
Frank: It's funny because when we were recording, me and Mikey lived together and I would go to Gerard after and be like, 'I can't believe he did this
today.'
Mikey: Yeah, I would leave the tea on overnight
. Frank: God forbid that kid ever lives alone!
Gerard: He had to promise he would watch him because he likes to do this thing where he'll take a heater into the shower and plug it in...
Frank: Oh god!
Gerard: ...and there's water everywhere!
Mikey: I did that one time...
Gerard: What about the times with the radio?
Mikey: ...and I was pretty warm when I did it though


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PUT THIS
ON YOUR PAGE TO REMEMBER
PANSY THE GUITAR THAT
DIED AFTER FRANK PUT IT
THROUGH A MTV SIGN

Rest In Peace Pansy

REAL MCR FANS ????
1) REAL MCR FANS KNOW MORE SONGS THAN WELCOME TO THE BLACK PARADE ??
2) REAL MCR FANS KNOW GERARD WAY'S BROTHER'S NAME
3) REAL MCR FANS SHOUT "YES" WHEN ONE OF THEIR SONGS COME ON
4) REAL MCR FANS PUNCH THEIR COUSIN/BROTHERS/SISTERS/PARENT S/AND FRIENDS FOR DISSING GERARD'S HAIR
5) REAL MCR FANS KNOW THE NAMES OF EVERYONE IN THE BAND AND WHAT THEY DO
6) REAL MCR FANS SHOP FOR HOURS JUST TO FIND A JACKET LIKE THE BAND'S HAVE TO A MCR CONCERT
7)REAL MCR FANS HAVE THIS ON THEIR PROFILE
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Dear god, i pray Jimmy "The Rev" Sullivan is in a little piece of heaven in the afterlife making the angels scream. He seized the day in bat country then burned it down, his unholy confessions trashed and scattered. We gave him the strength of the world and he gave us a second heartbeat. He is MIA, but broke free from being blinded in chains and is now dancing with the dead. He will walk through thick and thin to the wicked end. May you be in eternal rest.

http://www.avengedsevenfold.com/
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GERARD WAY:

"that shits easy peasy pumpkin peasy pumpkin pie mother f*cker."

"If you don't go to high school you will definitely go to jail."

"Hey girls, you’re beautiful. Don’t look at those stupid magazines with sticklike models. Eat healthy and exercise. That’s all. Don’t let anyone tell you you’re not good enough. You are good enough, you are too good. Love your family with all your heart and listen to it. You are gorgeous, whether you’re a size 3 or a size 14. It doesn’t matter what you look like on the outside, as long as you’re a good person, as long as you respect others. I know it’s been told hundreds of times before, but it’s true. Hey girls, you are beautiful."


"If you for one minute think you're better than a sixteen
year old girl in a Green Day t-shirt, you are sorely mistaken. Remember the first time you went to a show and saw your favorite band? You wore their shirt and sang every word. You didn't know anything about scene politics, haircuts, or what was cool. All you knew was that this music made you feel different from anyone you shared a locker with. Someone finally understood you. This is what music is about."

"Be yourself, don't take anyone's shit, and never let them take you alive."

"So how was Christmas for you guys? Did you all get lots of nice black t-shirts?"

"If you're gonna buy me a present, don't spend more than twenty five bucks, you'll get a blowjob anyway."

"When I was writing it, I was remembering how hard it was to be a 16-year-old in high school. I always wanted to be an artist, so I was this loner kid who just got drunk all the time. I only had one real friend. There was a girl I really liked, and she ended up taking really sleazy photographs with her boyfriend, and that really crushed me, I was just swimming in this pit of despair, jealousy and alcoholism."

"There's such a lack of sex in music"

"It takes me a while to tell stories. I think it's because I was drunk for three years"

"I was this weird loner kid who got drunk by himself all the time." (talking about high school)

"I have a nihilistic attitude so it's like, the new gay... it's popular." (Gerard on why we should give a damn about MCR)

"Look at me, with my pretty bracelet and tiara... I'm a fuckin' princess!"

"Were not a festival band, playing during the day was something we had to get over, I was like uhh this sun stuff kind of sucks"

"It's okay to be messed up 'cause there are five dudes that are just as messed up as you, and we overcome that in order to do what we do."

"Go fuck a whale."

"I've always said if I had a kid, I'd name him Dracula."

"You're going to come across a lot of shitty bands and a lot of shitty people. And if any one of those people call you names because of what you look like or because they don't accept you, I want you to look right at that motherfucker, stick up your middle finger and scream FUCK YOU!!!"

"Are you on our side and you want to be different, or are you on that side and you want to throw a football at my head?"

"Emo is a pile of shit."

"We steal each others make-up. It's like a couple of bitches fighting over a hair dryer."

"We want you to live. We want to save your lives. You saved ours. We never want to let a single thing hurt any of you. And you should all know.. if you support us.. you are not a cult. You are a fucking ARMY."


"I suck at playing skeeball."

"I'm a fucking cupcake!"

"You can beat us. You can burn us. You can break us. You can drown us. You can poison us, but WE WILL NOT STOP."

"I don't understand this cutesy front man tag I've been given. I just thought people liked me because I'm a crazy asshole."

"Frankie and I were 'raided and molested' by four unmarked SUV's carrying special task force agents for going 'a little too fast down an off-ramp. They pulled us out of the car and immediately asked Frankie, "Where's the weed, nappy?" and then began to frisk us up. One cop in particular was spooked by me for no reason at all and would not come near me. He was yelling, "Yo, that guy looks dangerous. He's a vampire!" When they let us go, the same guy came up to us and asked if we were Satan worshippers. I was wearing blue jeans and a black t-shirt and I believe Frankie was wearing sweat pants, so we didn't exactly have a fucking goat head in the trunk."

"I am the master if the wicket."

"My Chemical Romance is a life saving band for most, if not all, of their fans."

"The Black Parade is a big middle finger to the world."

"Know that when you say "MCR saved my life," the feeling is mutual."

"Alright Donnington! I know something you don't... and that is I'm not wearing any underwear."

"If you come to a MCR show, you're probably a little fucked up. That's OK. We're just as fucked up as you."


"Surrounding myself with fans makes me feel like I'm not going through it alone."

"The Devil got landed with a shitty job, he has to deal with assholes everyday, he's probably bored as hell."


"It erases everything I hate about myself. Nothing can hurt me. I feel completely invincible. I feel like everyone else on that stage is invincible and we're capable of anything. There's no stopping us."


"I'd enjoy it if a guy grabbed my ass. I guess it all depends on how he grabbed it, too."


"When you are kissing a guy with a beard, it's different."

"I'm sick of seeing my face, but I'm allowed to be sick of seeing my face because it's MY fucking face!"

"We go up on stage every night and look like the most dangerous cupcakes in the world."

"It tastes like somebody stole my wallet..."

"Yeah, Frank is pretty sexy. We're all kinda sexy. Our fans definitely are."


"When we first started out I had a really big issue and a lot of my loved ones had a really big issue with the fact that I was totally in pain up there and there was a time when I tried to hurt myself off stage, but I got over that. Like, you should never want to hurt yourself. You should love yourself. Sometimes you have to kind of die inside in order to rise from your own ashes and believe in yourself and love yourself and become a new person and I think that that is going to be a lot of what the next record is about, not to plug it or anything. Like, it's going to talk about dying and coming back to become what you totally want to become. We are all becoming what we want to become."

"What I Like about The Sims is that I don't have a normal life at all, so I play this game where these people have these really boring, mundane lives. It's fun. My Sims family is called the Cholly family. I don't know why I picked that name; it's kind of random. The teenage daughter is my favourite, because I just had her go through this Goth phase. She's really kind of nerdy and she just became a concert violinist, which is pretty huge for the family. And she got into private school. But she started wearing black lipstick and she dyed her hair purple. It's pretty huge."

"I went to school in drag, in art school and my day was completely different because everybody thought I was a chick. You should see me as a chick. So I went as a girl, as like an experiment and it worked really well and everyone was really nice to me but I couldn't talk obviously...you know train conductors were really cool to me on my commute...HA! I looked hot as a chick!"


"Craziest thing that ever happened to me was being attacked by a black bird. It pecked the shit out of my head. We were at this hotel called The Phoenix in San Francisco. We were leaving to go to a show the next morning and the bird just fuckin' attacked my head. And the next day Slipknot were there, they were coming in as we were leaving, and they got attacked by birds too."

"Um, lots of people grab my ass. I'm actually starting to get this thing now where people grab my package. That actually happened once in Boston, it usually doesn't happen. We went over to England and it happened at almost every show. I don't really enjoy any kind of invasion of privacy like that I guess. Grabbing my package is obviously a total invasion of privacy I'm not into that at all."

"That's what happens when you're all borderline psychotic and therein lies the beauty of this band - our duality. There's a duality to each band member too. There's a desire to have this constant conflict. If we write a song and it turns out really poppy, we have to make the lyrics really fucked up. There's psychosis to everything we do for sure. One day we're probably gonna write this number one pop tune that will be about a massacre!"



FRANK IERO:

"If there is a God I thank him every day for bringing us Bob."

"We're definitely a band that wants to save your life."

"My biggest addictions have been chocolate cake, mashed potatoes, and butter sandwiches."

"It's always awkward pretending to play our instruments (for music videos). I feel like Ashlee Simpson."

"I can't imagine any other bands having better kids than ours, and if they do at least I know our kids can beat up their kids."

"I burn everything and call it Cajun."

"People were like 'What are you gonna call it?' And we were like 'My Chemical Romance.' And they were like 'Fuck, that's good.'"

"If I revealed my secret identity, the world would go to shit."


MIKEY WAY:
"Popsicles should be the new black and then everyone would have one."

"I've been down with kickball since the third grade, man"

"The world is less dangerous when people are using hula hoops."

"Ashlee Simpson once told me she has our CD."

"We're metal in the sense that we've a lot of metal on our instruments. Gerard and I have quite a lot of metal on our belt buckles as well."

"I could eat my body weight in sushi!"

"We wanted to make music that impacted peoples' lives."

"We're very attractive to them because we dress like homeless people."


RAY TORO:

"A man obsessed is what I've become."

"I have a lot of experience with making fake helmets out of foil."

"I enjoy cupcakes, therefore EVERYONE should enjoy cupcakes."


BOB BRYAR:

"People tell me that whenever there's a camera around, I tend to go the other way. Or I kick it. Or I smash it."

"People think moose are really gentle and goofy, but they're not; they're fucking animals."

“Hey listen up! All you rascists, sexists, homophobes, and just plain
assholes… we have a message for you… GO THE FUCK HOME!”