- Name
- Ian
- Age
- 17
- Gender
- Male
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- raxacoricofallapatorius.
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- PM
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About
It was Christmas Eve. Ian sat agonizingly under the bed, sipping big eggnog.
He looked at the lulzy fish hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Brett had hung it there, just before they looked at each other quickly and then fell into each other's arms and smells each other's hair.
If only I hadn't been so crappy, Ian thought, pouring a wonky amount of rum into his eggnog. Then Brett might not have got so yellow and left me all alone at Christmas time. He wiped away a glow-in-the-dark tear and held his buttocks in his hand.
Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a sparkly voice lifted kinkily up in song.
I'm dreaming of a sneaky Christmas
Just like a sea star that is the sea stariest of all the sea stars in the sea
Ian ran to the door. It was Brett, looking awesome all over with snow.
"I missed you amazingly," Brett said. "And I wanted to smell your hair again."
Ian hugged Brett and started to sob.
"I think you're drunk," Brett said.
"I think so too," Ian said and they smells each other's hair until they knocked the Christmas tree over.
On Christmas Day, they ate roasted baboon p33n and lived painfully until Ian got drunk again.
If you want to add me and I don't know you, put in an explanation as to why you're adding me, please. (:
I don't add people who just want a large friends list, so that's why I'd like to know.
He looked at the lulzy fish hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Brett had hung it there, just before they looked at each other quickly and then fell into each other's arms and smells each other's hair.
If only I hadn't been so crappy, Ian thought, pouring a wonky amount of rum into his eggnog. Then Brett might not have got so yellow and left me all alone at Christmas time. He wiped away a glow-in-the-dark tear and held his buttocks in his hand.
Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a sparkly voice lifted kinkily up in song.
I'm dreaming of a sneaky Christmas
Just like a sea star that is the sea stariest of all the sea stars in the sea
Ian ran to the door. It was Brett, looking awesome all over with snow.
"I missed you amazingly," Brett said. "And I wanted to smell your hair again."
Ian hugged Brett and started to sob.
"I think you're drunk," Brett said.
"I think so too," Ian said and they smells each other's hair until they knocked the Christmas tree over.
On Christmas Day, they ate roasted baboon p33n and lived painfully until Ian got drunk again.
If you want to add me and I don't know you, put in an explanation as to why you're adding me, please. (:
I don't add people who just want a large friends list, so that's why I'd like to know.
hehe cool :D
xXrevengeXx, July 20th, 2008 at 09:31:34am
yeah my holiday was pretty cool :) if you classify the middle of the ocean interesting :P yes haha
never heard of them lol but awesome :D yeah i feel like going to a concert
=[ but theres no good bands here at the moment
xXrevengeXx, July 19th, 2008 at 01:47:37am
hey
thats cool lol
ive been on a holiday for the last 10 days so i havent been on lol
xXrevengeXx, July 10th, 2008 at 11:48:53am
Lol thats okay, I always forget to check my profile for comments : )
well atleast it isnt too hard/boring because the it would suck.
Im good, getting my hair cut this week. short.
argh. so im getting nervous already but other than that, im doing great : D
Leonardo DiCaprio, July 7th, 2008 at 06:59:36pm
hey :)
thanks for accepting my invite :)
how are you?
xxx
xXrevengeXx, June 26th, 2008 at 12:48:22pm
Wow, really? do you think the program will be hard?
goodluck with it :)
Leonardo DiCaprio, June 24th, 2008 at 06:31:11pm
I just wanted to say that I absolutely love the message in your profile.
It is truly amazing.
someone you're not., June 20th, 2008 at 12:12:23am
Eh... I'm okay. It's kind of funny -- my dad doesn't want me to start at college until next school year, and he said, a couple of weeks back, "Why don't you just kind of relax for a while?" So what do I do?
I'm teaching English as a second language to two different groups of kids, I'm reorganizing a library that's famously difficult to organize, and teaching my sisters' school's history class. Oo
So... I'm busy, for the next week or so, anyway. XP
So, what about you?
Radio Saturday, June 19th, 2008 at 09:33:25pm
Im gooood! hows your summer going? even though its not summer yet... xD
Leonardo DiCaprio, June 17th, 2008 at 04:36:21pm
O HAI THURRR
: D
Leonardo DiCaprio, June 13th, 2008 at 06:59:56pm
hi . . .
depthful info. . .
nice dp
Death By Shrink, June 9th, 2008 at 05:28:03pm
Oh, congratulations!
I'm fine... Still feeling oddly floaty because I just graduate form high school. It's an odd feeling. I'm still trying to get used to not having to do anything, really. XD
How about you?
Radio Saturday, May 24th, 2008 at 09:06:42pm
Hey, did you have a birthday while I didn't notice? Because I thought you were 16 just a day or so ago. If I did miss it: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Yay!!!
If I didn't... Um... D'you want a cookie?
Radio Saturday, May 20th, 2008 at 11:51:46pm
I like with what your profile says. And I agree with some things.
What do you believe, and will you believe in me?
Many things. Everyone's got to have someone to believe in them.
Anyway, awesome profile. =]
Jingle Bombs!, May 15th, 2008 at 12:16:45pm
i love the message in your profile =)
me...i believe that suicide and self-harm isn't the best way to end the pain
everyone has the right to live...we all do ^^
lost., May 6th, 2008 at 09:55:46am