Afabulouskilljoy13

I'm a middle school student with an A+ average...and even the nerds don't like me... I'm considered a punk, which they apparently don't like. I'm not a prep, thank God! I would hate to be one at my school; considering the majority of them are pink lip gloss-wearing skanky girls or basketball playing trailer park trash that wear those gawky shoes that little Asian kids make to sell to ghetto-trash and wanna be ghetto-trash in the US and elsewhere... Yes, I'm talking about the Air Jordans their mom bought by selling their food stamps and not feeding their already poor children. I honestly hate really everyone in my town- they're religion extremists that can't say the word "suck" and all the little boys must have their junk circumcised at birth...brutal! I'm in a good sense and a bad sense of the word, weird... I am an aspiring tattoo artist, and like Gerard, am obsessed with comic books and comic book art... I fight in the MCRmy and will join the Black Parade when I die... My favorite bands are always gonna be MCR and Green Day....Some random facts about me are:

*I like pickles.
*I like homosexuals.
*I'm an atheist.
*My Grandparents hate me and my dad's a retired dirt racer.
*My brother lives in Israel.
*I consider my 6 grade language arts and social studies teachers my best friends.
*I am learning how to play the piano and trombone.
*A giant rock fell from the top of my closet (I dunno how it got there...) and it sliced the end of my toe off.
*I was Lady Gaga for Halloween once and I was nearly beaten to death with my disco stick at the dance by a whole bunch of haters.
*Whenever a teacher leaves the room I int interrupt class to say, "Cornholio! I need more tp for my bunghole! Are you threating me you gringo?"