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Chibi
Banned
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 2197 | May 13th, 2008 at 03:18pm
 You're cute when you're naive. A shotgun wedding is when two people are forced to get married because the woman got knocked up. The term came about because the ceremonies would actually involve a shotgun pointed at the groom's head on occasion. (The joys of Southern living, I tell you what....) |
Volt-Zorg Boy
Awake and Unafraid
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 10541 | May 13th, 2008 at 03:57pm with the way they invited people
it sounds like they're trying to avoid paparatzi
but yes
somewhat shotgunny |
Heaven-Help-Me
Bleeding on the Floor
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 1256 | May 13th, 2008 at 04:46pm OHHHHHH
I get it now xDDD |
pancholover13
Fabulous Killjoy
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 127 | May 13th, 2008 at 09:06pm Okay so like you said a shotgun wedding being "southern" and all. Whose family is southern? The Simpson family is southern. :O and supposedly ashlee is "pregnate" oh my. Hmm.... here is my theory on this wedding.
Okay, soo... yadayadayada wentz and simpson have seckzzz unprotected wentz knocked up simpson, daddy simpson found out, and him being a southern christian and all
" Wentz you're going to marry my daughter whether you want to or not."
"Oh please Mr. Simpson I can't marry you're daughter I'm not "in love" with her."
" Oh yes you are son, you knocked up my daughter now you must marry her."
" but isn't that a shotgun wedding?"
" Yeah, that's right and you better believe I'm going to have a shotgun at this wedding, so I think you better marry my now knocked up daughter or else.... and I don't think your fans are going to like that very much. I can hear the fangirl screaming and crying now. So if you want to live and not break a million fangirls hearts, you marry my daughter."
" But.....but....but.....
" There's no buts about it Wentz, marry my daughter or else?"
" *sigh* .......... alright."
Bahahahaha. That is my theory. Oh how I love my weird totally twisted head. Mwuahaahaha. XD |
pancholover13
Fabulous Killjoy
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 127 | May 13th, 2008 at 09:09pm Hmm.... here is my theory on this wedding.
Okay, soo... yadayadayada wentz and simpson have seckzzz unprotected wentz knocked up simpson, daddy simpson found out, and him being a southern christian and all
" Wentz you're going to marry my daughter whether you want to or not."
"Oh please Mr. Simpson I can't marry you're daughter I'm not "in love" with her."
" Oh yes you are son, you knocked up my daughter now you must marry her."
" but isn't that a shotgun wedding?"
" Yeah, that's right and you better believe I'm going to have a shotgun at this wedding, so I think you better marry my now knocked up daughter or else.... and I don't think your fans are going to like that very much. I can hear the fangirl screaming and crying now. So if you want to live and not break a million fangirls hearts, you marry my daughter."
" But.....but....but.....
" There's no buts about it Wentz, marry my daughter or else?"
" *sigh* .......... alright."
Bahahahaha. That is my theory. Oh how I love my weird totally twisted head. Mwuahaahaha. XD |
pancholover13
Fabulous Killjoy
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 127 | May 13th, 2008 at 09:23pm Oops. Double post my bad. XD |
Chibi
Banned
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 2197 | May 14th, 2008 at 12:16am  I think I love you..... |
Volt-Zorg Boy
Awake and Unafraid
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 10541 | May 14th, 2008 at 01:43am hahaha
i was waiting for a "i'm not in love with her, i'm inlove with patrick" |
Chibi
Banned
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 2197 | May 14th, 2008 at 01:51am OK, I lied, I think I love YOU.
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Volt-Zorg Boy
Awake and Unafraid
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 10541 | May 14th, 2008 at 02:12am so i was out with my redheaded friend who refered to his chest hair as "man fur"
that being said
you sure can see patrick's man fur in that shirt |
Chibi
Banned
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 2197 | May 14th, 2008 at 02:23am What did you think Pete was drooling about? |
ceiling cat
Thinking Happy Thoughts
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 565 | May 14th, 2008 at 05:51am |
pancholover13
Fabulous Killjoy
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 127 | May 14th, 2008 at 08:40am fndjfajdjv. DARN. i should have put im not in love with her, im in love with patrick. ahaah.
oh patricks man sexiness, XD yeah pete was so drooling over that "man fur" lol. |
Chibi
Banned
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 2197 | May 14th, 2008 at 10:41pm He does have rather marvelous man fur. Of course, I'm now looking for any and every excuse to say "man fur." |
Volt-Zorg Boy
Awake and Unafraid
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 10541 | May 15th, 2008 at 01:12am ^after my wentzish friend said it
i too have been using it whenever possible |
Heaven-Help-Me
Bleeding on the Floor
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 1256 | May 15th, 2008 at 08:04am xDDD
..."manfur" lolz
>< We always tease one of my friends, who Likes Andy, about "her being luck, 'cause andy always goes around half-naked" xDD |
Chibi
Banned
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 2197 | May 15th, 2008 at 12:17pm Christ, if Patrick has man fur, then Andy has a full-on man pelt. |
lunatic! lizzy
Thinking Happy Thoughts
Age: 27
Gender: Female
Posts: 528 | May 15th, 2008 at 11:06pm xDDD
agreed, but he also has those tattoos......
EDIT: This is my friend's INO, the person who posted this is MCRQueenie
...fyi |
Volt-Zorg Boy
Awake and Unafraid
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 10541 | May 16th, 2008 at 01:02am in all seriousness
he probably shaves his arms so that you can see the tattoos..
because that's what alot of people with full sleeves do
.. man pelt
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
Five.Angels.Saved.Us
Thinking Happy Thoughts
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Posts: 479 | May 16th, 2008 at 06:53pm Chibi:OK, I lied, I think I love YOU.
-JUMPS IN-
I LOVE YOU SO SO SO MUCH.
peterick does live... in my naiive fangirl mind where true love exists and pete would so die for him...
 whhhyyyy ashley whyy.... |
