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sez
Bleeding on the Floor
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Posts: 1416 | April 30th, 2008 at 09:31am
Ouch, Asha =|
That's so weird - I tried Rockstar for the first time today. One of my friends had a can, and I was like omg can I please please please try some?! And everyone looked at me weird. Hehe. But it was pretty good I guess. I don't really like energy drinks though. |
no face.
Awake and Unafraid
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 13483 | April 30th, 2008 at 09:40am Dude I'm so much worse.
I was in the car with my mate and her girlfriend and I said I hated V and wished they had Rockstar and my mates girlfriend said she saw it at this service station so I demanded she take me there and I got two and was like spazzing and they thought I was psycho  |
sez
Bleeding on the Floor
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Posts: 1416 | April 30th, 2008 at 10:13pm Hahaha that's awesome. Terrible, but awesome XD
Also, I forgot to say, how good was SYTYCD, when they played Funeral for a Friend =D I was sitting there with my bf, and I was like... *listens* omgomgomgomogmg it's FFAF!!!! And he just sort of looked at me funny. It made the show =P
I'm sick D: |
sez
Bleeding on the Floor
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Gender: -
Posts: 1416 | April 30th, 2008 at 10:39pm ignore |
no face.
Awake and Unafraid
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 13483 | April 30th, 2008 at 10:41pm LMFAO Omg. Today we went to the bank (My Dads kinda skint so I said I'd lend him $100) and we went to take $100 out of my Used fund, and as far as I knew it only had like $130 in it.
The Person told me I had $17 in my Bank card and $543 IN MY USED FUND?!
Turns out work fucked up and put one of my paychecks into my Used fund by accident 
I thought dad stole my pay one week but he didn't. Good thing he never paid me back I guess
He still owes me $180 |
asha shake.
Devil's Got Your Number
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 36414 | |
Rh!annon
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 2281 | Yep, they were. One by one, the Soundwave bands are dying.
I'm waiting for RJA to die. xDDD
Speaking of, my bf discovered he could comment them again, so left one about Soundwave. xD Wonder if they'll delete it again. |
CAcT '-.-' tux
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 2188 | oh noessss.
lol hannah you have a fund for your favourite band? or is that just to save up money for shows? |
no face.
Awake and Unafraid
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 13483 | |
patrick wolf
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Posts: 2326 | ^^ wow that's dedication. It would take me so long to save up that much. I suck at saving, I think my 10 year old sister has more money than me :/
There's some myspace bulletin going around about Melbourne schools [basically all the well known ones]. Someone really has way too much time on their hands...
HOW MANY STUDENTS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB
Sacre Coeur: 3, one to use their mobile to ring an electrician and the
other to get there cheque book and pay for it.
the other one sits around
and smokes some weed and shit while snoggin some de la guy... [yeah, thats my school :/]
Strathcona BGGS: two. one to change it and the other to attempt to get
$100 off every parent to cover the cost
Scotch College: Three - one to call the electrician, one to call daddy
to pay the bill, and the other to fantisise about the electrician in
erotic positions
Wesley: Two: one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician
Camberwell Girls: Two - one to change the lightbulb and one to make sure
she looked good while doing it
Kildara: Eleven - one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the
experience
Mater Christie: None - Upwey doesn't have electricity
Melbourne Grammar: Two - One to change the lightbulb and one to crack
under the pressure
Melbourne High: Only one, but he gets six credits for it
Loreto Mandeville Hall: Seven- one to call over some xavier guys to fix
it, and six to keep them entertained.
Haileybury College: Just one. The school captain comes back after
finishing year 12 so he can do it all by himself.
Uni High: Seventy-six - one to change the lightbulb, fifty to protest
the lightbulb's right to not change, and twenty-five to hold a counter
protest
Mount Scopus: None - Burwood Haven looks better in the dark
M.L.C: Two- One to change it, the other to rub her legs with fake tan
Genazzano f.c.j: None - dogs can see perfectly in the dark
Carey: Five - one to design a nuclear powered one that never needs
changing, one to figure out how to power the rest of Boston using that
nuked lightbulb, two to install it, and one to write the computer
program that controls the wall switch
MacRob: Eleven - one to screw it and ten to support its sexual
orientation
St Kevins: None - they have their heads shoved too far up their arses to
notice
Northland High: they're aren't any lightbulbs..they've all been shot
down
Ruyton: Five - One to change the lightbulb and four to find the perfect
J. Crew outfit to wear for the occasion
Camberwell grammar: Three - one to change it and two to figure out how
to get high off the old one
St.Leonards: Ten - one to change it, one back up if the first guy's too
drunk and the other eight to pray that it works
Melbourne Uni: Four - one to change it, one to call Parliament about
their progress, and two to throw the old bulb at the Monash students
Kew High: none: they're all too busy chopping weed
Camberwell High: Two--one to change the bulb and the other to say loudly
how they did it just as well as a private school student
Star of the Sea: sixteen -two to screw in the lightbulb together, seven for
moral support, one to take a picture and the last to declare that the job
could only been done by a strong star woman.
and the other five to spread the word that they did it themelves behind the other 11s back
Presentation College Windsor: the entire school - one to change the light bulb and the rest to spread the word that they did it just as well as star of the sea could
College of the Arts: Five--one to change the bulb and four to do an
interpretive dance about it
P.L.C: Eight - it's not that one isn't smart enough to do it, it's just
that they're all violently twitching from too much stress
Xavier: Four - one holds the bulb and the world revolves around him,
and the other three are too drugged up to notice
La Trobe Uni: Seven - one to change the light bulb and six to throw a
party because he didn't screw it in upside down this time
C.L.C: One--but you would never know about it because only M.L.C and
P.L.C get press for changing their lightbulbs
Sion College: Change them.. Is that what they're meant to be used for?
Mount Waverley: 10, 1 to change the light bulb, 2 to get smashed and
drunk because of it and 7 more to "support" the person who is changin
the bulb by cheerin her/him on and giving it weed and shit..
Ivanhoe Grammar: none: they're all to busy convincing everyone they're
co-ed.
SIENA COLLEGE: Two: one to change the lightbulb and the other one to
take off her panties with her teeth.
Melbourne Girls' College: 82: 1 to take the old lightbulb out and 81 to
figure out how to make it work again because they can't afford a new one
Ivanhoe Girls: 6: 1 to change the light and 5 to bitch about how badly
she did it.
Doncaster Secondary: 3: 1 to change the light, one to jump around
because it's the most exciting thing that's ever happened there (after
mr. Choc) and 1 to chop the weed for after.
Canterbury Girls: 10: 1 to change it, 4 to hold a memorial service for
being such a strong female lightbulb, that did women-kind proud, and 5
to boast about how they didn't need a man to change their light.
Emmaus College: 10: 1 to call the electrician, 4 to make a myspace about him and 5 to chop the weed
Whitefriars College: NONE: their all too busy tearing up parties, getting with girls and just generally being the coolest guys around so the light bulbs know if they want to be changed they'll have to do it themselves.
Marcellin: 1: one uses his mobile to call someone else to fix it, the
rest of the boys are at shoppo, smoking and smashin shit
Salesian: one to bend over, and the other one to stick it in the hole
and turn it on
Highvale Secondary: None: There to pov to afford an electrician or a new
lightbulb and they are all to drugged to work out that it is broken.
Avila College: ?? to many to count, maybe 100?
Sacred Heart: None to choose from, all to busy chasing afta the salesian
fags
De La Salle College: 3: because u don't have to be a genius to screw in a light bulb and the other two would be giving each other head in the toilets
Star of the sea: none, theres no need to spend money on light bulbs when you have a glow in the dark fluro orange colour to you |
Rh!annon
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 2281 | Lol, I've read that before, but it still makes me laugh. My high school is SO shit that it doesn't even make the list haha. At least I made up for that by going to the most prestigious Uni in Aus. xD My BF went to Emmaus. Makes me lol.
P.S. I'd so be one of the 2 throwing a lightbulb at Monash students. xDDD |
sez
Bleeding on the Floor
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Gender: -
Posts: 1416 | Ahahahaha that's great. It's amusing even if you've never heard of most of the schools. My bf went to St Kevins and I don't think he liked it much there xD |
no face.
Awake and Unafraid
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 13483 | God I could so make one about Townsville. IN FACT IM TYPING IT RIGHT HERE
This one is basically about the students 
Townsville State High School - Underage Sex.
St Patricks College - Lesbians.
Grammar School - Think their farts smell like roses.
Pimlico State High - Bogans and Wannabes.
St Margaret Mary's College - How to be a Slut.
Heatley Secondary - How to be in a band that will never make it.
Williamm Ross - Druggies.
Kirwan State - Fights central.
Cathedral - Snobs galore.
Cavalry Christian College - The New Generation of Ass Kissers.
Ignatias College - How to be a dumbass male just like the rest.
...theres more but I'm lazy. |
Pansy.
Always Born a Crime
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 6937 | omfg, this time next week ahhh =DThis is like the biggest concert ever to hit Adelaide.
That isnt Soundwave or BDO.
are you going to B4MV, Sez?
Its Renee btw lol, I finally changed my username after like 2 years.
Even if it is to a not-very-good one x] |
Rh!annon
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 2281 | Eeep. MY DOG WAS ON STREET TALK. Haha. I'm a little excited. He's already famous around my neighbourhood. We can't walk him down the street without getting stopped. He's now officially the most famous dog EVAR. [/exaggerating] |
gabriel gray;
Demolition Lover
Age: 31
Gender: Male
Posts: 17382 | lmfao at your dog rhiannon XD
We made one of those kinda of lists too. except it was a "You know you're at _______ when..."
Adam T. Siska:
HOW MANY STUDENTS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB
Scotch College: Three - one to call the electrician, one to call daddy
to pay the bill, and the other to fantisise about the electrician in
erotic positions
Mater Christie: None - Upwey doesn't have electricity
Uni High: Seventy-six - one to change the lightbulb, fifty to protest
the lightbulb's right to not change, and twenty-five to hold a counter
protest
Genazzano f.c.j: None - dogs can see perfectly in the dark
that's gold XD |
Rh!annon
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 2281 | Haha, Sam looked kinda scared. He kept saying "that's the biggest dog I've ever seen... shit.... shit."
And my dad looked totally embarrased. xDDD Half amused, but mostly embarassed. |
asha shake.
Devil's Got Your Number
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 36414 |
hahaha, that's awesome xD
... to all of the above, now that I think of it lol.
I don't even know what the stereotype of my school would be...
Korowal was the hippies/junkies
Winmalee was the sports people/sluts
Katoomba was all the bogans/derros
Grammar was the people with money who wanted to look all smart & exclusive but got beaten in the HSC results by my school every year
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sez
Bleeding on the Floor
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 1416 | When I was at a different school, we always said that my school was the sluts,
Annesley (which I was at to begin with), was the lesbians
PAC (Prince Alfred College) was Pigs/ Pricks Around the Corner
I can't even think of any others... Though I'm pretty sure one did the rounds a little while ago.
Renee - yes! Of course I am!!! I'll probably get there about the same time as I got to MCR, how about you? Jules, I assume I'll just see you at the beginning of the line 
I'm doing washing. What fun! Not really... We don't have a clothes line anymore!!!! Argh. It's becuase our neighbours pulled down all the trees, so now ALL the neighbours (we live on a hill) can just see straight into our backyard. So we planted some trees, which will one day be big, and got rid of the hills hoist. Sigh. So now we have three clothes horses on which to hang everything. I don't do washing often enough that it will all fit on three!! Well, except that it does. I'm doing 3-4 weeks' washing atm, and it should fit on two.... =/ |
no face.
Awake and Unafraid
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 13483 | Hellooooo new Zelda theme
God I love my themes, I like my style of sig so all I do is get transcript from my theme and such |
