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lanee.
In The Murder Scene
lanee.
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December 15th, 2008 at 06:30am
Happy Birthday Joshuaaa.
Flick
Really Not Okay
Flick
Age: 30
Gender: Female
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December 15th, 2008 at 07:21am
Happy Birth-day Joshwaaaa


Edit: Now i know this isn't a Patrick Wolf Thread, but He just updated his status on myspace and I was nearly killed by the cute.

patrick wolf Is dancing round his and his husbands new tree half dressed to phil spectors xmas album!

Ahaha, and have you all seen the new little documentary he put on his youtube? Amazing Very Happy or read his most recent blog about the new album?


Plug in Baby.
Salute You in Your Grave
Plug in Baby.
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Gender: Female
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December 15th, 2008 at 09:34am
Happy Birthday, Joshua ^_^
Another year older, and another year wiser!

I'm all over that Patty Wolf stuff!
He's so adorable! And I'm on total cuteness overload with everything he's been saying about his boyfriend/husband.
I'm extremely happy for him!

Trainspotting is my new favorite movie!
The detox scene is one of the greatest scenes in the history of movies!
If any of y'all havent seen it yet, go watch it!
Be prepared to be a little disturbed. I was in a few places, haha.
But yeah, I slept on it, and was attacked by another idea.
I'm not sure if I'll be able to write on it. Have to test the waters and do a couple draft chapters.
No matter what though, I'm still looking at a Circus sequel down the line.
wind opaine.
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wind opaine.
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December 15th, 2008 at 03:45pm
Hahaha,
I got to school today,
and Amber had a bunch of cookies,
and I said "I was going to make cookies today, too, but it would have been for a birthday."
and she was like "who?"
and I was like "JOSHWA~!"
and my other friend caught on, and he said,
"It doesn't matter, they're not real"
xD
Alright.

Aha, that's brilliant.

Well, no matter what you do,
I'm still completely willing to read it. x]
Flick
Really Not Okay
Flick
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 616
December 16th, 2008 at 05:31pm
I have this odd feeling we had a conversation about the horrors not being real at some point before...
Is it the same friend?
Or was that "They're not a real band"
And not, they're not real?
lanee.
In The Murder Scene
lanee.
Age: 31
Gender: Female
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December 16th, 2008 at 06:39pm
I know we've had the conversation of The Horrors not being a real band, but I don't remember talking about them saying they're not real.
xD But you never know, we do have a lot of weird theories about them.
They could be robots.
Plug in Baby.
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Plug in Baby.
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December 16th, 2008 at 07:30pm
Well, Rhys, Joe, Joshua and Faris could be robots.
Tom's an alien.

And besides, its a well known fact,
The Horrors are NOT a real band at all.
No.
They're a spaceship.
lanee.
In The Murder Scene
lanee.
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December 16th, 2008 at 10:23pm
It's funny how I've always wanted to take a ride on a spaceship. xD
And how incredibly perverted that comes out as right now.
Plug in Baby.
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Plug in Baby.
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December 16th, 2008 at 10:40pm
Bahahahahahaha
You little nasty!
xP

I could take that entire thing, and make it awful,
"I wanna ride The Horrors!"
lanee.
In The Murder Scene
lanee.
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December 16th, 2008 at 10:50pm
xDD I know, I know.
It's mainly why I said it, but I have always wanted to ride a spaceship!
wind opaine.
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wind opaine.
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December 17th, 2008 at 12:42pm
You can ride a spaceship.
You ever been to a fair and they had that carnival ride that like you stand in and it spins you round and round and then you feel really sick afterwards,
those normally look like spaceships.
/dumb.

Oh hai, anyway.
Tom was in my dream last night. Other Horrors might have been there, but Tom's the only one I remember,
because it sort of made my dream flip from a dream into a nightmare.
But, yeah, he was shirtless. And it was nasty hairy.
Like, Austin Powers hairy.

And I think he might have had a vagina.
Plug in Baby.
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Plug in Baby.
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December 17th, 2008 at 08:44pm
I want to ride The Horrors, and play with their gizmos.
Assuming that the spaceship would have cool thing-a-ma-jigs and gizmos.
I was being innocent, I promise!
:]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yikes! Thats a nightmare!
I don't like to think of Tom being that hairy.
Yuck!
He might have had one? What made you think that? hahaha
wind opaine.
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wind opaine.
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December 17th, 2008 at 08:48pm
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THAR.
Ahaha. I'd love to play with their gizmos, too.
I bet they make cool noises.

Because I saw something down there,
and I couldn't tell what it was, but it certainly didn't look like male parts!

Oh, and for our entertainment,
Faris in a wedding dress,
Image
I didn't draw it, my friend Mira did. x]
lanee.
In The Murder Scene
lanee.
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December 17th, 2008 at 08:56pm
He may have had a vagina?! xDD
That's scary.
Tom totally has a large non-vagina underneath his trousers.
I just know it.

I've been on the spaceship at the fair!
I hated it. D:
I HOPE THAT'S NOT A SIGN.

It's kind of funny how one of Faris' breasts is much larger than the other.
wind opaine.
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December 17th, 2008 at 09:01pm
I think I worded that funny.
Maybe I can say it in a better way.
I saw something in between his legs that may or may not have been a vagina.
Nope, not any better.

Ahaha, I love those things.
Until I turn myself upside-down and get stuck. D:

He had a malfunction on the breast implants.
lanee.
In The Murder Scene
lanee.
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December 17th, 2008 at 09:08pm
Wait, wait... the spaceship I'm thinking about does not go upside down.
Is the spaceship you're talking about ferris-wheel like? And the spaceship things are cages and you go upside down?
I love that, but I'm thinking about this ride where you go inside this round room and it just goes around and around and it feels like you're being lifted off of the ground.
Plug in Baby.
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Plug in Baby.
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December 17th, 2008 at 09:09pm
I IZ CLEVER.
Haha, I bet they would!

So...Let me see if I got this right,
Tom wasn't just shirtless,
he was completely nekkid?
Ewwwww.

Awwwwww,
Faz looks cute.
Your friend did a good job!
wind opaine.
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wind opaine.
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December 17th, 2008 at 09:11pm
Yeah, we're talking about the same one,
but, like, you can take youself and push yourself upside-down against the thing,
I do it all the time, it's fun until they stop the ride and you fall. D:

It was horrible I tell you, HORRIBLE. D:
It doesn't help that he was having sex with a random person on a bench.

The wedding night~
Image
x]
lanee.
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lanee.
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December 18th, 2008 at 12:03am
Oh, well, your spaceship sounds more fun than the spaceship I'm describing. xD
Our fair is so blah compared to bigger places.

That picture is so disturbing. xDD
The uneven boobs get me everytime.

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO FINDS TOM EXTREMELY SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE?
Lmao, seriously, nomnomnom for Tom from me.
Donald Trefusis
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Donald Trefusis
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December 18th, 2008 at 12:14pm
MAE
D: