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wind opaine.
Patron Saint of Switchblade Fights
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 66328 | December 27th, 2008 at 11:02pm
How dare you say that about my baby..No prize for you.. |
HeyHambert
Jazz Hands
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 363 | December 27th, 2008 at 11:06pm No Faris!
Don't say that!
I put love in every bite! |
wind opaine.
Patron Saint of Switchblade Fights
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 66328 | December 27th, 2008 at 11:07pm It gave me the stomach flu..I hate sweets anyway.. |
HeyHambert
Jazz Hands
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 363 | December 27th, 2008 at 11:19pm But, they were for your brother!
You just kept them all for yourself didn't you?! |
wind opaine.
Patron Saint of Switchblade Fights
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 66328 | December 27th, 2008 at 11:24pm No.. I gave him the "P"'s..
I don't like that letter.. |
HeyHambert
Jazz Hands
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 363 | December 27th, 2008 at 11:28pm So he only got 2 cookies?!
You ate all $50 worth of goodies except 2 cookies?!
Damn! What diet plan you on? I need to get on that. |
wind opaine.
Patron Saint of Switchblade Fights
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 66328 | December 27th, 2008 at 11:56pm I play football.. That's good enough.. |
lanee.
In The Murder Scene
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 21448 | December 28th, 2008 at 12:10am Oh my god, that child is scary as fuck.
I must also let you know, Robbert is having a steamy affair with young Joseph.
It's hardcore and it's hot. |
Plug in Baby.
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 3606 | December 28th, 2008 at 12:13am Amber: I wouldn't hug you because you're directly associated with Faris.
Faris: The divorce means nothing to me. I gained more dirt on you from it. 1) You snore. 2) You never make the bed. 3) You talk through movies. All things I can use against you in an argument or ruin future relationships with! Mwahahaha.
...We all know the baby wasn't yours. Its your brothers. Mwahahahahaha. |
Plug in Baby.
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 3606 | December 28th, 2008 at 12:15am Five Lanee's.:I must also let you know, Robbert is having a steamy affair with young Joseph.
It's hardcore and it's hot.
Bahahahahahahaha!
That made me laugh so hard!
And now I feel dirty. |
wind opaine.
Patron Saint of Switchblade Fights
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 66328 | December 28th, 2008 at 12:21am Stop making fun of my child.. Wait, what Gerard? When the fuck did you sleep with my brother..
I'm angry right now, but you wouldn't be able to tell from looking at my face.
I am exasperated, and feel the need to use lots of really big words to express this.
Does Joseph like the suit as well? I think he would.. |
lanee.
In The Murder Scene
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 21448 | December 28th, 2008 at 12:28am I'm sorry, Mae. But your's (aka Faris') and Gerard's lovechild just... isn't... he just doesn't have the face of a Horror.
Wait, actually, he does. Just not a good Horror, you know?
Let's just say he's more Gerard than Faris.
Joseph loves the suit.
He loves the suit more than Tom.
And Joe, with the whole tongue ring? Yace plz. |
wind opaine.
Patron Saint of Switchblade Fights
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 66328 | December 28th, 2008 at 12:32am How dare you.. I am extremely mad..
I knew it.. He has that other piercing, too.. The one you can't see with his clothes on.. |
lanee.
In The Murder Scene
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 21448 | December 28th, 2008 at 12:37am I'm sorry, Mae... or Faris.. or Farae or Maris, whatever you go by.
It's just, your lovechild just isn't right.
Oh, that piercing.
That piercing.
I know all about that piercing.
It becomes quite a problem sometimes, it gets hooked up sometimes, you know. |
wind opaine.
Patron Saint of Switchblade Fights
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 66328 | December 28th, 2008 at 12:39am [Lawl, Farae, Fairy. Lololololol.]
I'm Faris, thank you.
Stuck on the plastic, or rubber?
What's that suit made of, anyway? |
lanee.
In The Murder Scene
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 21448 | December 28th, 2008 at 12:42am Sure, whatever you say Farae Bamptom.
[I think I got that right. xD]
It gets stuck on the rubber, of course.
Damn rubber, don't know what the good of it is.
The suit's made of actual human hair and a very good plastic made from extract of forgien trees and carbon. |
wind opaine.
Patron Saint of Switchblade Fights
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 66328 | December 28th, 2008 at 12:47am Farae Bampton, thank you very much..
Oh, that's good..If that was real human skin, I think that would start to stick after a while..
It looks good though, very realistic.. |
lanee.
In The Murder Scene
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 21448 | December 28th, 2008 at 12:50am It sounds rather homosexual, Farae. Do you have many more secrets besides yours and Gerard's lovechild?
It is, it is.
It's not too realistic though, if Joe wasn't so pissed all of the time he'd probably be able to realize that Robbert wasn't a real person.
I'm quite sure Tom's realized, but Tom's such a sex machine he doesn't care. |
wind opaine.
Patron Saint of Switchblade Fights
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 66328 | December 28th, 2008 at 12:53am Go to urbandictionary.com and type if "Peaches Geldof",
and read the first definition that you get..
That'll hint you towards a secret..
Tom doesn't care about anything..
Oh, by the way, I had cocaine today..
That drink.. It was awful, burned my mouth and nose..
Never want to drink that again.. |
lanee.
In The Murder Scene
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 21448 | December 28th, 2008 at 12:58am ...Oh dear god, Farae.
Cocaine? Are you taking about the shot/drink you get at a bar? Liquid cocaine?
It's like, jagermeister and goldschlager liquor? xDD |
