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The Horrors

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wind opaine.
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wind opaine.
Age: 31
Gender: Female
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December 28th, 2008 at 01:01am
And now you know..

The energy drink..The one Joe was looking for in the tour diary..
It was just awful..
lanee.
In The Murder Scene
lanee.
Age: 31
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December 28th, 2008 at 01:03am
That is awful Farae, seriously.
Your lovechild is going to grow up being demented if you do that kind of stuff!
You need to teach it about just plain winklepickers and drainpipes and guitar amps and drinks.

Oh... xD
Liquid cocaine? God made that shit.
wind opaine.
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December 28th, 2008 at 01:06am
The demons in me made me do it..
I'll teach him in my ways of art..

The devil made it..
Plug in Baby.
Salute You in Your Grave
Plug in Baby.
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 3606
December 28th, 2008 at 01:23am
Hail nah you ain't teaching my baby that shit!
I'm going to teach it all the ways of cancer patients, marching band uniforms, and comic books.

I get around, Farae.
Your brother couldn't resist this.
Rawr.
wind opaine.
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wind opaine.
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December 28th, 2008 at 01:31am
I'LL KILL YOU, YOU FUCKING BASTARD.

I mean, uh, yeah, you'll never see it coming, Way..
I'll harm you..
Plug in Baby.
Salute You in Your Grave
Plug in Baby.
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Gender: Female
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December 28th, 2008 at 02:34am
Le gasp!
Thats it! I'm taking baby Fared, and we're moving to a secluded village in Switzerland! You'll never find us! We don't need your hatred and violence!
And I'll have more children with a Swiss man, and I'll build my own Black Parade.
Thats when we'll come back after you!
wind opaine.
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wind opaine.
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December 28th, 2008 at 03:06am
Fuck your black parade.. I'm coming in with the army of Horroranity..

This is how I feel..
Image
Plug in Baby.
Salute You in Your Grave
Plug in Baby.
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December 28th, 2008 at 03:09am
Oh gosh, just kidding!
I'm not really Gerard. Had you going there though, I know.
xD
Truth be told, I'm Patrick Wolf. I really have no business being here,
but it is so much fun!

That baby though, was pretty horrific, Farae.
I wouldn't wish that on anyone.
I mean...ewwwww.
wind opaine.
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wind opaine.
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December 28th, 2008 at 03:14am
Patrick, you bastard..So did you, or Gerard, sleep with any of my brothers for that matter?
My head is hurting now from so much thought..

I hate you all..
Blah blah blah..
Plug in Baby.
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Plug in Baby.
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December 28th, 2008 at 03:26am
It was Gerard. He's a manwhore.
He made them wear marching band uniforms for his sick pleasure.
I just like to pretend to be him and get threads all riled up.
Fun for me, turmoil for you. You know the drill.

Edit::
That baby was worse than...and I hate to bring it up again but...
Baby Tom.
wind opaine.
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December 28th, 2008 at 03:33am
We should gang up on him, and kill him..
Plz to be helping?

I thought we were never going to talk about that again..
Plug in Baby.
Salute You in Your Grave
Plug in Baby.
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December 28th, 2008 at 03:35am
PLZ TO BE HELPING!
But...uh...I might ask you for a favor in return there, Fazriz.

I know, I know.
But I had to make the compairison.
It was begging to be said! At least I didn't like repost the picture.
Could have made things a lot worse!
wind opaine.
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December 28th, 2008 at 03:37am
Oh, what favor?

Now I fear that someone else is going to post it!
What a scary thought, I'm paranoid now.
Plug in Baby.
Salute You in Your Grave
Plug in Baby.
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December 28th, 2008 at 03:51am
Well, see, I was thinking, and having hung out here for sometime undercover,
I've realized that these girls would love it if Faris and Patty Wolf got together.
And, you know I don't like to disappoint the public...

OH! I DIDN'T EVEN THINK OF THAT!
This is a whole new kettle of fish!
...aren't you always a little paranoid though? Doesn't that just come with being Faris?
wind opaine.
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December 28th, 2008 at 04:05am
I think that crazy one photoshopped us together..I was doing something naughty to you while you were on stage, if I remember correctly..
So yes, I do they they would love it..

OF COURSE YOU DIDN'T, YOU NEVER DO..
Yes, but that doesn't mean I can't be any more paranoid..
Plug in Baby.
Salute You in Your Grave
Plug in Baby.
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December 28th, 2008 at 04:10am
I do remember that!
And I remember there being a really annoying one who always used to mention that she would die happy if we got together.
I think its a sign for us, Faz baby.

I'M SORRY, OKAY?!
I'm afraid you'll be one of those crazy paranoid people who are afraid the government is watching them through their plug-ins.
wind opaine.
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December 28th, 2008 at 04:12am
Oh yes, Patrick Dear..
However, we'll have to do something about that unicorn tattoo..
It's bad placement..I can't get off..


No, that's Tom..
Plug in Baby.
Salute You in Your Grave
Plug in Baby.
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December 28th, 2008 at 04:36am
Oh...I didn't know it upset you so much.
I'll fix it. Couldn't live thinking I wouldn't get to have sexytime with you because of a unicorn...

Right, right.
Well, we don't want you turning into a Tom then, do we?
He wears a tin foil hat to keep the aliens away.
In fact, the other day I saw him wearing tin foil shoes.
They were not flattering.
lanee.
In The Murder Scene
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December 28th, 2008 at 05:31pm
Can Robbert and his lovers visit you guys in the secluded village in Switzerland?
I don't think Fared should grow up without a Robbert.
wind opaine.
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December 28th, 2008 at 05:35pm
Everyone needs a bit of Robbert in their life..