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wind opaine.
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wind opaine.
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October 2nd, 2008 at 09:15pm
I can just imagine Faris in a music video surrounded by bitches.
And he would have to wear the horse jocky pants, and that amazing red leather jacket.
Smackin' hoes on dat ass.

Oh my god, I can't laugh, I'll wake my parents. xD
lanee.
In The Murder Scene
lanee.
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October 2nd, 2008 at 10:10pm
xDD Oh my god, it's be like robotic rap music in British accent.
The whole horse jocky pants and red leather jacket just tops it all off.
They should definitely do a rap music cd.
Flick
Really Not Okay
Flick
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October 3rd, 2008 at 12:47am
This conversation reminds me of the first time I heard someone with a heavy british accent rap,
and I nearly cried from laughter,
I couldn't think of anything that sounded funnier.

So of course applied to Faris it is
lanee.
In The Murder Scene
lanee.
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October 3rd, 2008 at 07:19am
Lmaolmao, this is a Newfie rap.
It sounds kind of British, and that's hilarious enough. xD
arthur pendragon.
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October 3rd, 2008 at 12:19pm
Rofl I was just imaging that.
My accent is very similar to Faris's. It just sounds a teeny bit more northern.
Oh gosh.
"Smack yo....bitch up? Well ok..."

Oh dear.
Heavy British accent+rap=fail.
But I agree they should go rap.
Just for the lolz and the music videos.

wind opaine.
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October 3rd, 2008 at 12:32pm
Have you guys ever heard of Ali G.?
He's my hero, and I think that' what Faris would sound/look like if he ever went into the rap industry.
lanee.
In The Murder Scene
lanee.
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October 3rd, 2008 at 02:01pm
Ali. G, lmaolmao.
That's so funny.
The Ali G show comes on Showcase, the same channel that The L Word comes on, I've seen it a few times.
wind opaine.
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wind opaine.
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October 3rd, 2008 at 03:43pm
Good, than you know exaclty what I'm talking about.
That's what Faris would be. In my mind.
crashes.
Awake and Unafraid
crashes.
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October 3rd, 2008 at 04:14pm
Oh, lord.
That Newfie rap...
I think I died. rolling on floor
I like it though. It's cool. xD Hilarious, yes, but I'll probably keep listen to this..
Donald Trefusis
In The Murder Scene
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October 3rd, 2008 at 04:19pm
lol. my brother used to call himself Ali McG.
random fact for you guys. xD

oh god. imagine if Faris The Horrors met like, Eminem or something.
I wonder how that would work out.
wind opaine.
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October 3rd, 2008 at 04:23pm
They have met Jay Z,
and Jay Z is, like, the king of the rap world.
Image
Donald Trefusis
In The Murder Scene
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October 3rd, 2008 at 04:26pm
Orly.
i wonder what they were doing there.


..huge ass belt buckle form the lovely Rhys right there. ;D
wind opaine.
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October 3rd, 2008 at 04:27pm
He was the head of the record label that they were branches off from, I believe. x]

It's to distract the eyes away from his crotch bulge.
lanee.
In The Murder Scene
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October 3rd, 2008 at 04:29pm
xDD I die a little at the newfie rap too.

Okay, so, since I've taken the role as being the crotch inspector, does anyone notice that hand in front of Faris' crotch?
xDD
The thumb sticking out and everything, oh dear.
Anywho. (:
wind opaine.
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October 3rd, 2008 at 04:32pm
Oh. God.
I could have gone so long without noticing that.
Dx
I wish I didn't go and look. xD
lanee.
In The Murder Scene
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October 3rd, 2008 at 04:34pm
xDD It's the first thing I noticed.
I was like, 'whaaat? hand?'

I've been meaning to post this for ages and I keep forgetting, but there's a guy in my biology lecture who looks just like Faris except with short hair and glasses.
He's kind of dorky, though, obviously (biology).
But he wears tight black trousers and dressy-ish shirts.
And he's oddly tall and has a big nose, and he has a weird, deep voice.
They have quite the resemblance.
wind opaine.
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October 3rd, 2008 at 04:37pm
I can't even look at it now. xD


Oh, you don't say?
You should ask him if he's into mail order brides.
You should also ask him if he'd like to buy an American bride from you.
xD
Donald Trefusis
In The Murder Scene
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October 3rd, 2008 at 04:38pm
LMAO.
i glanced up at the picture just now and was like OH SHIT, WHAT D:
dirty minds.. Smiley

Ooo, Horror lookalikes.
i was in town the other day and saw a guy that looked like a younger Faz. i think it was mostly the hair and the nose really. obviously he wasn't like, 7 foot tall, but there were a few simialrities.
wind opaine.
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October 3rd, 2008 at 04:40pm
Us or the guy who gave Faris a thumb erection?

Aha, you guys are lucky.
I've only seen a couple at concerts.
None like in my area, though.
Donald Trefusis
In The Murder Scene
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October 3rd, 2008 at 04:43pm
more of the thumb erection.
not to mention the pleased look on his face.

Horror lookalikes are rare. they're very distictive guys, so it'd be hard to have a lookalike. it's more of a first glance thing i think.

Joshua's been online on myspace again..