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wind opaine.
Patron Saint of Switchblade Fights
wind opaine.
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October 7th, 2008 at 07:54pm
I'm not a really musical person, so I never noticed the drums part.
Though I know next time I listen to it now, I'll hear it and be like "Oh hai, that's it".

Some pairings should just never happen. Ever.
Kyle and Faris, that's really not bad at all.
wind opaine.
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wind opaine.
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October 7th, 2008 at 09:53pm
Oh, the random things you can find through Horrific Slash.
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lanee.
In The Murder Scene
lanee.
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October 7th, 2008 at 09:57pm
Gerard and Faris are an awful couple.
It's just too, eh. I don't know.

I think Joshua and Simon Taylor from Klaxons would also be nice. Shifty
wind opaine.
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wind opaine.
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October 7th, 2008 at 10:18pm
It's the worst idea, ever.
I want to slap the person who first came across that idea.

Hmm, indeed that does not sound bad at all.
I think I want Faris/Patrick Wolf.
x]
Plug in Baby.
Salute You in Your Grave
Plug in Baby.
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October 7th, 2008 at 10:21pm
I WANT FAZ/PATTY WOLF!!!
That would be lovely.
However, I always did like the Rhys/Patrick Wolf idea, as can be told by reading Circus, haha.

That second photo of Joe is orgasmic.
^__^
wind opaine.
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wind opaine.
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October 7th, 2008 at 10:26pm
Rhys and Patty would make me happy,
but almost any slash with Rhys makes me feel weird.
I can't look at him like that, pretty much at all.

I think he got scurred by that big spider in front of him,
either that of someone's hiding under that drumset....
Flick
Really Not Okay
Flick
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 616
October 7th, 2008 at 10:52pm
WHY DOES SLASH WITH RHYS MAKE YOU FEEL WIERD?
Its like, only the best thing in the horrific slash fandom....

Hmm, that reminds me *scuttles off*
Plug in Baby.
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October 7th, 2008 at 11:07pm
I dunno why, but when people write Patty, I never feel like its quite right.
Maybe because I have some bizarre idea of how he should be written,
But yeah...it makes reading anything with him in it kind of tough.
I would like to read some Horrific Slash with him involved though!

I miss his hair like that.
I was never a huge fan of the poof,
but now I miss it more than ever! I really, really dislike the style he has going now.
He looks like a gangster chipmunk.
And I mean that in the best possible way!
Flick
Really Not Okay
Flick
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October 7th, 2008 at 11:12pm
I've only read one fic where Patty seemed right
here let me link you
http://likecharity.livejournal.com/34706.html
wind opaine.
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October 7th, 2008 at 11:27pm
I don't know.
Because I just like seeing Rhys as the angry diva bitch,
not bending over and taking it from Faris.
So, yeah. xD

AHAHAHAHAHA, SIMON AND PATRICK!
THAT HAS MADE MY DAY!

I miss his hair too,
I mean, it was a bit..overdone, if you can say that about any Horror,
but, still, it's better than what he has now.
Flick
Really Not Okay
Flick
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October 7th, 2008 at 11:38pm
Rhys is a angry diva bitch
But even angry diva bitches need someone to get off with.
he may be the one bending over
But he certainly wears...well not the pants, but he has Faris wrapped around his bitchy diva finger.

Isn't it fantabulous?
wind opaine.
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wind opaine.
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October 7th, 2008 at 11:41pm
Oh, he can do as he pleases.
I'd just rather not read about it.
Their all gender neutral to me under those tight pants.
Until I make a joke about it,
and even then, I'd rather my brain not even go there.

INDEED.
Flick
Really Not Okay
Flick
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October 7th, 2008 at 11:58pm
They're not gender neutral
They have detachable penises
that Faris keeps in his bag if they need to bone someone at short notice.

But anyways. I like thinking about Rhys having sex with people.
And all of them in fact...

Plug in Baby.
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October 8th, 2008 at 12:03am
My goodness, that was a very well written Patrick indeed!
The only one I've ever read up to date that didn't potray him as overly girly, and annoyingly playful.
I liked that one quite a bit.
The pairing made me chuckle! But I liked it!


I like thinking of Rhys having sex, but yeah...
We don't have to talk about that.
wind opaine.
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October 8th, 2008 at 12:03am
DD:
They can keep that bag.

I'm...decent with the others. Rhys, nuuuh.
Well, I don't like thinking about Tom, either.
xD

Oh, Lizz.
; D

I think that's because when everyone writes slash,
they think GAY GAY GAY.
Sometimes the boys are portrayed as overly-girly and it bothers me a little,
so of course they're going to go over the top with Patrick.
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October 8th, 2008 at 12:16am
Tom is the one I can't think about!
I just don't see him being sexy, or sultry or any of that xD
He's gangley and awkward!
But a very handsome boy, none the less!

Dx
I had to admit!
But, I've always been a Rhys girl,
so what did you expect? hahaha

That would make a lot of sense, actually.
They really go over the top with Rhys and Patty, I've noticed.
Even Joshua sometimes. Faaaaar too touchy feely.
Is he ever going to actualy be that caring? Nuh!
He's going to blow something up to make himself feel better!
wind opaine.
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October 8th, 2008 at 12:19am
Tom has no man parts.
That's the way it is and I like it that way.

Aye aye, and you're good for admitting it.
I'd make a remark about Faris here,
but I don't believe that it's needed.

I know! Joshua always cries or something!
He's a man, and he's weird.
He may pout, but then he'll go so something and get over it.
Like, screwdrive a guitar to the wall and record what it sounds like.
lanee.
In The Murder Scene
lanee.
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October 8th, 2008 at 12:20am
MAE.
Tom has man-parts, mmk.
Srsly, they're there. (:

I see Tom as being that secret dirty guy, the kind that you don't really expect it from.
wind opaine.
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October 8th, 2008 at 12:22am
No, no he doesn't.
I refuse to believe it!

But if you think Tom is naughty,
he could come to my dungeon someday,
see how well that turns out.
[In case anyone of you might want to know,
my signature is French, and it means: "That was great! Now would you untie me, please?" x] ]
lanee.
In The Murder Scene
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October 8th, 2008 at 12:23am
Srsly. Inspector Tom has some dangerous packages that he likes to keep hidden.
Someday he'll unleash them to the world in a non-Pete Wentz way.

I can read french, so I was like, 'xD'.