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The Horrors

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wind opaine.
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wind opaine.
Age: 31
Gender: Female
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November 26th, 2008 at 10:51pm
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My brain hhas just officially stopped working.
I don't know anything about cellphones and networks and cards and iuhrgouyfsdbfoiudbsfgds
Yeah, so what you said just sounded like a foreign language to me.
Much like you and your foreign manual.
Luckily, I know enough German to say "Lick my boot!", "Let's have sex" and "I'm drunk!",
So, you know, I'll be cool in Germany.

That is true.
You are much quicker than me, my dear.

Speaking of slash,
I never did finish any of mine,
I just can't bring myself to do it.
But, like I said, get a dice,
that way you can pick more than two options.
Plug in Baby.
Salute You in Your Grave
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November 26th, 2008 at 11:28pm
Well,it used to fry my brain too,
but, I did extensive research, and now I think I kind of get the gist of it!
Oh! Thats rad! I told myself that I would only learn useful phrases in differen't language,
but now I pretty much only know how to describe how cool Wolfgang Amadeus was. And thats where it ends. xP

Nah.
I have my good moments.
Any other time...not so much.

You could so do it if you put your mind to it.
The trick is writing it in one go. I find that especially when writing the sex,
it will kill you to stop in the middle and read what you got.
You have to plow straight through it!
wind opaine.
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November 26th, 2008 at 11:46pm
I can't be assed to learn about phones. xD
I've learned some really useful things.
And I think you know some useful things as well,
at least in Germany you can tell people who cool Amadeus is. xD

We all have our moments,
I suppose.


....That's what she said.
Ahahaha.
Though, I really can't do it.
I can't get the proper build up,
and I can't even start on the deed.
It doesn't feel right. xD

I guess slash writing really isn't for everyone.
Plug in Baby.
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November 27th, 2008 at 12:58am
I got the thing to work.
Its pretty friggin' awesome if you ask me.
I now have a full keyboard.
But once again, the phone is german. So some of the letters are reversed /:

I'm bad at it.
I can write and tell a story just fine,
but when it comes to sex I fall to pieces!
Flick
Really Not Okay
Flick
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 616
November 27th, 2008 at 02:50am
I want a cool phone Sad
I've had the same piece of junk for four years and the stupid thing won't break
I've lost it for two months, dropped it I can't count how many times, put it through the washing machine....it just wont die

I seem to have trouble writing anything nowadays,
but i find writing sex is actually easy, now that I've started trying to write it.
I think the reason is I care less about writing sex, becuase its just sex,
But when I'm writing a story with plot that I care about how its comes out
its really difficult...
art star.
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November 27th, 2008 at 07:53am
FaultyNeonGlow:
I want a cool phone Sad
I've had the same piece of junk for four years




I've had mine for 5 years.
My parents are stingy.
Plug in Baby.
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November 27th, 2008 at 11:48am
Well, I wish I could adequately explain my old phone.
I'll give it a go...
His name was Spot.
Would you like to know how he got his name?
Th gel in his screen displaced, due to a manufacturing error, and so there grew after a many months a HUGE ORANGE SUN in the middle of my screen.
I couldn't read my texts unless I forwarded them and spaced the out accordingly.
I couldn't send him back either because he was a replacement phone for one that got snow all jammed up in its business...
Spot had the heart of a champion though. He just kept trucking along.
I'll miss the little guy /:

My new favorite song right now if My Funny Valentine,
particularly the Chet Baker cover.
But I think The Horrors should do it, because I'd be anxious to see what they made out it.
It was written as a Broadway number, Chet made it jazz ballad like,
and maybe The Horrors would do something fun with it.

Edit::
Gobble, gobble!
And a very Happy Turkey Day, American Hors!
Flick
Really Not Okay
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November 27th, 2008 at 02:06pm
HAPPY TURKEY DAY ALL THE REST OF YOU PESKY AMERICAN HORS!
art star.
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November 27th, 2008 at 11:32pm
I'm gonna risk sounding stupid.
Why do you celebrate Turkey Day?
Flick
Really Not Okay
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November 28th, 2008 at 12:28am
It supposedly represents the cooperation of the Indians and the settlers for the very first time
in James town or some other very first settlement here in america,
where the settlers (pilgrims) would not have survived if not for the Indians help.
Or that's what they tell us anyways.
Or what I've always been lead to believe.
Fat load of good it did them anyways,
what with the way we managed to treat them for the next hundred/two hundred something years.
Plug in Baby.
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November 28th, 2008 at 02:53am
I hate Thanksgiving.
The Native Americans were so sweet, and giving.
Little did they know, way down the line, we were going to give them blankets contaminated with small pox, kill all their buffalo, and move them down the Trail of Tears.
...Gah, there are just some days when I hate being American.

I'm moving in with Rhys.
I'll never have to celebrate this holiday again!
wind opaine.
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wind opaine.
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November 28th, 2008 at 03:16am
No Lizz, you're all wrong.
The Americans didn't do anything to the Indians,
it was the aliens. |8

xD

Can I move in with you?
Plug in Baby.
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Plug in Baby.
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November 28th, 2008 at 01:21pm
Oh! Right, right.
How could I have gotten my facts to mixed up.
Scratch all that.
IT WAS ALL THE ALIENS.
I feel better now actually.

You already live with us, remember?
In my basement?
Sometimes you let the boys come up and play, but they have to were their shock collars?
wind opaine.
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November 28th, 2008 at 07:45pm
Oh dear, you're right,
I seemed to have forgotten that.
Alright alright, as we were.

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art star.
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November 28th, 2008 at 10:12pm
^^ Joshua. <3

Joe looks taller there.
wind opaine.
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November 28th, 2008 at 10:27pm
I think it's the way they have them lined up.
All of their heights looked off.
art star.
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November 28th, 2008 at 11:27pm
Well, yeah.
I'm just not quite used to seeing Joe looking almost as tall as Faris.
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November 29th, 2008 at 06:24am
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neccessary discussion, perhaps?
wind opaine.
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wind opaine.
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November 29th, 2008 at 06:04pm
Shiny cape of gay.
'Nuff said.
Flick
Really Not Okay
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November 29th, 2008 at 06:14pm
Ok, new pic of Joe time, or he just put it up on his myspaz.

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Now an old pic of Joe becuase it makes me die

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Now some new Huwby

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N'awwww

And now, I found this among pics of S.C.U.M at underage, the lead singer was like groping him, it was weird, but it looks so much like Faris to me I can't help but share...

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