MCR Interviews
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Laceration Gravity Jazz Hands ![]() Age: 34 Gender: Female Posts: 371 | ![]() |
Laceration Gravity Jazz Hands ![]() Age: 34 Gender: Female Posts: 371 | http://www.nooganooch.com/TIP/InterviewHellfest.mpg ^there's a pretty old one, when matt was still in the group. |
SIERRA ROFLZ Awake and Unafraid ![]() Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 10625 | ^ awww it doesn't work cause my computer is messed |
XxPoisoned_CookiexX Demolition Lover ![]() Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 17098 | its not working for me either ![]() |
circa leena Salute You in Your Grave ![]() Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 4948 | same |
MikeyWayLove Killjoy ![]() Age: - Gender: - Posts: 18 | This is so random..Yet very funny You are offered something for free. Which do you choose? Sky diving lessons, a custom tattoo, a lap dance from an exotic dancer or 50 free sun tanning sessions? Gerard: Oh the lap dance! Frank: The tattoo. Mikey: What were they again? [Everyone helps little Mikey out] Mikey: I guess the tattoo. Frank: I knew it! Which is funny because you don't have any. Gerard: You would see what you could get and trade it for money. -- Gerard: I have a nihilistic attitude so it's like, the new gay...it's popular. You know what I mean? Frank: Popsicle is the new black. Gerard: What did I say? Oh yeah. Screaming is the new gay, everybody's doing it. Frank: I wish it were Popsicle. Gerard: Popsicles? Frank: Popsicles should be the new black and then everyone would have one. That's really nice Frank! -- Mikey's up next and he pulls word association. First thing that comes to mind. Video games Mikey: Mario Birthday Mikey: September Jack Daniels Mikey: Uh. Coca Cola Spanking Mikey: I don't know! Gerard: Not even a bare ass? Mikey: No. [/b] |
Unknown Angel Thinking Happy Thoughts ![]() Age: - Gender: - Posts: 566 | Okay guys these are some tough questions you up for it? Gerard: Go for it. Frank: Shoot. Skittles or M&M’s? Mikey: Skittles!!! Fuck yes Skittles!!!! Gerard: Wow uh, yeah have to agree with Mikey on that. Skittles all the way. Frank: I prefer sweet stuff over chocolate anytime. Ray: Dude, no way M&M’s are way better. Frank: But they all taste the same! Put some variety in your life man! Bob: Gummy bears Gerard: Dumbass that wasn’t one of the choices Bob: ...oh well it is now. Just so you know I didn’t come up with this one: Which would you rather do impregnate a cow or eat road kill squirrel? Frank: Are there any alternate answers? Gerard: I’d rather eat road kill anything than get near a cow. Mikey: He hates cows. But seriously eating a road kill squirrel? That would be just plain weird. And disgusting. Gerard: Cows smell like shit. Frank: How about neither? Ray: C’mon Frankie you know you wanna fuck a cow or two. Frank: What?! That's plain wrong!! Bob: Dude impregnating a cow just means you stick- Mikey: Eeew! Keep it Pg-13!! Pg-13!! So what’s the meanest thing your band mates have ever done to you while on tour? Ray: Don’t even get me started the list could go on for hours. Gerard: Come on. You know we pick on Mikey more than anyone. Frank: We’ve all had our days. Gerard: Once you guys fucked up my samich and let me eat it. I always thought it was sandwich Gerard: When mikey was little he would say samich and it just kind of stuck. Bob: Tell her what they did to the sandwich! Mikey: Oh god no. Gerard: I was making a tuna and whip cream samich and I left for a second to go check on something. When I came back my samich was no longer whip cream and tuna it was Mikey’s cum and tuna. It was so fucking disgusting. I swear I’ll get you back for that. Mikey: Yeah and you did. I remember this one time when you and Frankie zipped me up in a sleeping bag and dumped me in the pool at that one Sheraton hotel because I wouldn’t go up to that creepy floor with you guys. What was so creepy about it? Gerard: There was this fucking psycho Satanists cult up there and Mikey was scared shitless. Ray: Those guys were so cool Frank: There was this one guy who was chasing us around the floor they were on and shouting at us in latin. Or I think it was latin. We really pissed them off. I guess he was trying to curse us or something. Do you guys believe in that kind of thing? Gerard: Well, we’ve had a few incidents with a Ouijia board and we’re all very superstitious. Frank: Don’t go walking under ladders. Okay new subject. Again I did not have anything to do with the making up of this question. Boxers briefs man thong or commando. Mikey: (laughing so hard he fell off the chair) Frank: Man thongs all the way!! Gerard: Fuck yeah!!! Ray: Boxers for me thanks Bob: No comment Mikey: Ahh he’s commando aren’t you? Bob: Like I said, no comment. Gerard: Gross!!! I am not sitting next to you anymore!!! OK a friend wanted to know what you really do in the shower Gerard: Well I take long hot pleasurable showers, and I touch and scrub my whole entire body. Mikey: Eww Ray: Oh Mikey you’ve thought about that before. Mikey: Ewww No! Gerard: Dont deny it! Mikey: Shut up back to the question. Gerard: That is part of the question. Frank: You guys are fucked up. Ray: Hey Mikey, don’t you take toasters in the bath? Gerard: YES he does! Mikey: Well not anymore, every once in a while I do like to watch T.V. in the bath but I guess it's not a safe thing to do! Frank: You’re such a dumbass! Okay this one’s for Frankie. Have you ever thought about one of your band mates in a sexual way and if so who? Frank: Yes actually. But it was nothing too dirty or anything. I just-there was this one pair of pants he had that really showed off his ass and uh…package. Gerard: Yeah everyone knows I’m sexy. Definitely Gerard. Anyway one of your fans wanted to know how far you’ve gotten with Bert Gerard: Okay…I haven’t fucked him haven’t sucked him or vice-versa. But I have seen him naked. Frank: I think Bob and Ray left us. Mikey: Wussies, can’t handle the sex talk. Gerard: You’re one to be talking. Mikey: Fuck you! Gerard: Fuck yourself! Mikey: Go fuck a cow! Gerard: Go fuck a toaster and turn it on! Mikey: Go fuck you mom! Gerard: She's your mom too, dumbass! Okay I think it’s safe to say that this interview is over Frank: On behalf of all the rest of MCR and myself, WE’LL SEE YA AT THE SHOW!! Gerard: Go fuck a whale!! Mikey: How many time do I have to say that I'm not interested in you like that Gerard!?! Yeah, I don't know where it came from. Still trying to figure that out. I'll get back to ya on that But its pretty fucking funny |
lshdfjKH Star Crossed Lover ![]() Age: - Gender: - Posts: 98506 | Unknown Angel: WOOOOT!! GO BOB,listen to him'Well it is now.' Hahaha,thats my Bob,I <3 him. ![]() |
Nikki. Awake and Unafraid ![]() Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 11846 | LMFAO x2395825692968368386 -wipes tear form eye- Oh god....oh jesus....someone hold me. Saying samich is awesome. Cool people say Samich ![]() |
Unknown Angel Thinking Happy Thoughts ![]() Age: - Gender: - Posts: 566 | Mikey Lover: *Holds you* I know! I say Samich all the time now |
lshdfjKH Star Crossed Lover ![]() Age: - Gender: - Posts: 98506 | Haha,I've always said Samich. |
XxPoisoned_CookiexX Demolition Lover ![]() Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 17098 | its odd I cant say "sandmich" o.O everytime I try I always say "samdwitch" |
Ray Toro. Salute You in Your Grave ![]() Age: 36 Gender: Female Posts: 2356 | that was so funny i fell out of my chair and i think i have to change my clothes now |
RED M A S S A C R E Salute You in Your Grave ![]() Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 2407 | OMG That was freakn hilarious! OMG Fuckn funny! |
XxPoisoned_CookiexX Demolition Lover ![]() Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 17098 | I think Mikey is the only person that if you say a name of a beer comp. he says a coke comp.! XD |
omg stfu Demolition Lover ![]() Age: - Gender: - Posts: 19648 | *Falls off chair laughing* *Hits head on ground* |
lshdfjKH Star Crossed Lover ![]() Age: - Gender: - Posts: 98506 | Haha. Are you okay Sam??? |
omg stfu Demolition Lover ![]() Age: - Gender: - Posts: 19648 | Um. I think so... ![]() I should really take the wheels off this chair. No wonder I'm always falling off. I lean back too far. |
covered-in-cake Thinking Happy Thoughts ![]() Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 486 | hi umm.. that was the funniest interview ever like i wanted to laugh really loud but i had to keep it quiet cause my dad woulda got mad... hez already mad at me 4 putting red streakz in my hair... -nat- ![]() |
omg stfu Demolition Lover ![]() Age: - Gender: - Posts: 19648 | How long ago was that interview? |
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