SORRY ABOUT LAST NIGHT VINCE, THE SPIRIT OF JAZZ GOT IN ME, I HAD A JAZZ ATTACK.
IT'S ALRIGHT, I DON'T THINK THE ROCK N ROLL LIFES FOR ME ANYWAY, THEM ELECTRO GIRLS STABBED EVERYONE UP!
YEAH, WHY WAS THAT VINCE!? CAUSE YOU TOLD THEM THERE WAS GOING TO BE A BOUNCY CASTLE, AND THERE WASNT!
SORRY! I HAD TO SAY SOMETHING, NO ONE WAS GONNA COME!
WHATS HE GOT THAT I HAVN'T?
A MUSTACHE?
WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT IS?
THATS A CAPPUCINO STAIN!
EXCUSE ME, THIS IS AT LEAST A MOCCA, DONT BE MOCKIN MY MOCCA
YEAH BUT LOOK AT HIS, ITS LIKE A SIVLER HORSESHOE.
OH ROY, I KNOW I'VE GOT ONE. RING THEM UP AND ASK FOR A PIZZA...WITH GRAPES ON!
OH YEAH YEAH, HELLO? I'D LIKE A PEICE...WITH GRAPES ON!
WHAT? YOU ACTUALLY HAVE A PIZZA WITH GRAPES ON?
Anna, i had the most amazing conversations with you when i was fifteen. Srsly.
Eveline, April 20th, 2015 at 08:55:38am
SHALL WE JUST GET MARRIED? THAT SEEMS LIKE A SENSIBLE SOLUTION TO ALL THIS FUSS.
kings of leon., September 1st, 2008 at 05:55:29am
AND THEN THERE WAS AUNTY PAT, WHO DROVE MY MUM TO THE HOSPITAL [CAUSE SHE WAS OUT WALKING THE DOG WHEN I DECIDED TO ALL NICE AND BORN]
kings of leon., August 18th, 2008 at 09:16:09am
HOWARD LOOK. A BOAT!
OH ACTUALLY. DON'T WORRY, ITS JUST...REALLY SMALL.
kings of leon., August 17th, 2008 at 10:48:50am
SHUT UP. ALL I WILL FLY AT YOU LIKE A BAG OF c*ckS.
YEAH. AND YOU'LL RECEIVE HIM LIKE A SATCHEL OF VAGINAS.
TAG TEAM PUT DOWNS.
[TERRIBLY SORRY, I'VE BEEN IN WALES FOR A WEEK]
kings of leon., July 27th, 2008 at 09:11:56am
SORRY ABOUT LAST NIGHT VINCE, THE SPIRIT OF JAZZ GOT IN ME, I HAD A JAZZ ATTACK.
IT'S ALRIGHT, I DON'T THINK THE ROCK N ROLL LIFES FOR ME ANYWAY, THEM ELECTRO GIRLS STABBED EVERYONE UP!
kings of leon., July 7th, 2008 at 12:05:41pm
YEAH, WHY WAS THAT VINCE!? CAUSE YOU TOLD THEM THERE WAS GOING TO BE A BOUNCY CASTLE, AND THERE WASNT!
SORRY! I HAD TO SAY SOMETHING, NO ONE WAS GONNA COME!
kings of leon., July 6th, 2008 at 08:48:35am
HOWARD? WHATS HAPPENED TO YOU?
AH YES. HOWARD WAS MY NAME. I AM PARSLEY.
PARSLEY!? YOU'VE GONE WRONG.
kings of leon., July 3rd, 2008 at 08:14:25am
WHATS HE GOT THAT I HAVN'T?
A MUSTACHE?
WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT IS?
THATS A CAPPUCINO STAIN!
EXCUSE ME, THIS IS AT LEAST A MOCCA, DONT BE MOCKIN MY MOCCA
YEAH BUT LOOK AT HIS, ITS LIKE A SIVLER HORSESHOE.
kings of leon., June 30th, 2008 at 10:59:08am
HOW CAN I PAINT AROUND 'HOWARD MOON LICKS BALLS FOR MONEY'
AHAHAHA THAT FUNNY
HOW!?
WELL IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU DO THAT
kings of leon., June 25th, 2008 at 03:22:12am
SORT YOUR HAIR OUT, LOOK AT IT, IT'S LIKE BROWN SMOKE.
kings of leon., June 17th, 2008 at 03:04:40pm
HERE LISTEN TO THIS, ITS BY CRADLE OF FILTH, IT SOUNDS TERRIBLE BUT IT GOT ME THROUGH SOME TOUGH TIMES.
kings of leon., June 5th, 2008 at 12:20:41pm
WELL RIGHT OFF THE BAT, STYLE! I'VE BEEN WORKING WITH NATURAL FABRICS RECENTLY, WE COULD HAVE MATCHING OUTFITS WHEN WE DEBATE!
YEAH, WE'VE HAD A TALK, AND WE DON'T THINK YOU'RE RIGHT FOR THE COCONUT LODGE, IT'S GOING TO HAVE TO BE A NO.
WANKERS!
kings of leon., June 5th, 2008 at 10:06:42am
OH ROY, I KNOW I'VE GOT ONE. RING THEM UP AND ASK FOR A PIZZA...WITH GRAPES ON!
OH YEAH YEAH, HELLO? I'D LIKE A PEICE...WITH GRAPES ON!
WHAT? YOU ACTUALLY HAVE A PIZZA WITH GRAPES ON?
kings of leon., June 1st, 2008 at 05:53:07am
SHUT UP. IM NOT INTERESTED. THESE ARE JUST SOME OF THE THINGS YOU'LL BE HEARING IF YOU REPLY TO THIS AD. IM A BASTARD. NO DOGS.
kings of leon., May 28th, 2008 at 05:58:33am