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xXmasqueXmortuaireXx
Name:
Rori
Age:
30
Gender:
Female
Location:
Wherever you see water........

Member since August 31st, 2006

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Heaven Help Us (mcr song)
Vampires Will Never Hurt You Clip
Honey This Mirror Isn't Big Enough For The Two Of Us Clip
Watch it cus it's hilrious yet touching
MUST WATCH I NEARLY PISSED MYSELF
FUNNY AGAIN!!!
I love these random theories you must see!
Funny Frankie Is A Slut Movie JOKE

Okay, I wanna sort some quick issues out. I am NOT an Emo, Goth, Punk whatever you want to call me. DO NOT FUCKING LABEL ME I'M NOT A SOUP CAN!!!!! . Yes. I do like black but I wear other colours as well. Mainly dark cus I dunno why I just do but you'll lso catch me in bright colours. Yes, I thouroughly dislike preppy princess bitch face bimbos..... BUT That does not automatically make all blondes one of those. I don't mind what hair colour you have as long as your someone cool on the inside. I like a lotta random music. I listen to some crazy shit and if you don't like the idea that I can like My Chemical Romance and Zolof the Rock and Roll Destroyer or even Aqua then don't bother trying to push your opinions on me...please. If this message seems like I'm forcing my opinions on you thn I'm sorry but that's the way the words came out so talk to me and you'll see I'm not that forceful anless you say a bad word against something I'm passionate about. See YaZ!!!!!!!

Interesting deaths.... beleive me they're funny

In FRANCE, Jacques LeFevrier left nothing to chance when he decided to commit suicide. He stood at the top of a tall cliff and tied a noose around his neck. He tied the other end of the rope to a large rock. He drank some poison and set fire to his clothes. He even tried to shoot himself at the last moment. He jumped and fired the pistol.

The bullet missed him completely and cut through the rope above him. Free of the threat of hanging, he plunged into the sea. The sudden dunking extinguished the flames and made him vomit the poison. He was dragged out of the water by a kind fisherman and was taken to a hospital, where he died of hypothermia

The Chinese Poet Li Po died when, on a boat, he leaned over the side to kiss the moon's reflection on the water, fell in and drowned

George of Epirus was born during the funeral of his mother. The pall bearers heard crying from the coffin and, when they opened it, he slipped out of the womb totally healthy.

Austrian Hans Steininger, who had the longest beard in the world, tripped over it one day when he was climbing a staircase and fell to his death

The Greek playwright Aeschylus was killed when an eagle dropped a tortoise on his head.

The Greek painter Zeuxis laughed so much at one of his own paintings he broke a blood vessel and died.

When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a holdup in Long Beach, California, would be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder: He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked.


Here are some quotes from my slightly retarded but awesome friends...

LAURA: There will be no ding dong, until the ring's on!
NEV: But you can't stop the ding-dong!

NEV: Did you know when you shave 30% of what you shave off is skin?
LAURA: Hey that's on that ad
ALESHA: Oooh! No wonder why my legs have been getting skinnier!

ME: El Nombre, Nombre El Spanolata!
GARI: El nombre, nombre El spanolata!
BOTH: El Nombre, Nombre El Spanolata!


At our school we do Duke of Edinburgh Award. We needed 'special encouragement'. We were 12 metres away from everyone else at camp. The Duke is going to be assassinated. Stupid old man.

Never hold a knife the wrong way....... it tends to cut you.

Ahh... a space where I can just ramble on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on!!!!


Masked

Look at my pretty mask,
With a smile of pearly whites.
The mask the hides all the darkest,
Physcological fights.
Look at my pretty mask,
The one with perfect makeup on.
The one that I know will cover all the traces of
where tears made my eyeliner run.
Look at another of my masks,
The one with lonely eyes.
This mask is closest to my face,
Where my blind eyes cry.
Look at my lost mask,
A mix of joy and despair.
This is how I feel, so lost.
Sad but Happy... but nobody will care...


Mr. Green HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY!!!!! Mr. Green

GRRR!!!!!!! I would love to be an owl, i would watch everyone and hoot... hoot... hoot... hmm... no.. scrap that... i want to be a tigowlolfglepenggirzebparrmoumagingo
.... I LOVE THEM!!!!!!!!!


INTERESTING LYRICS

"Don't you wish that your could hold... then angel in the centrefold... the fantasy you couldn't control"

"I don't wanna get bitter and I don't wanna get old before I have to...."

"I see you lying next to me... with words I thought I'd never speak... awake and unafraid... asleep or dead..."

"TEENAGERS SCARE THE LIVING SHITS OUTTA ME!!!!!"

"I'm the new cancer, never looked better you cant stand it, and you say so under your breath you're reading lips, when did he get so confident???"



I like to sing, dance, smash things into smithereens, dream, wish upon a star, write poetry or stories, draw anything and everything, listen to music, talk, eat and in general be myself.... if you don't like any of this then STFU!!!! If you do then I will automatically like you... promise... *fingers crossed*

I WILL TALK TO EVERYONE!!!!!

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