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Lou-zer

Lou-zer
Name:
My.Homocidal.Idol
Age:
29
Gender:
Female
Location:
Cupboard under the stairs.

Member since November 15th, 2006

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The Lucy Way Of Life <33

1. Thou shalt do thy best to love life.

2. Thou shalt be diabolically British in all daily activities.

3. Thou shalt embarrass thy self and all those around thee. In public. Frequently.

4. Thou shalt wear colours bright colours together in a wonderful clashing mass of madness.

5. Thou shalt be addicted to tea cozies. And hats. And toast/ biscuits.

6. Thou shalt use words like 'contrarywise' just to confuse listeners.

7. Thou shalt leap through the proverbial window of oppurtunity whenever the need for such an action arises.

8. Thou shalt cry at most films and books.

9. Thou shalt play bass with a guitar pick.

10. Thou shalt be [st]obsessed[/st] in love with a little band called emmseeare.


My finest hour...

Cinema dude: Can I help you?
Her: Erm..yeah... can we get a large fanta-
Her friend: and some popcorn!
Her: -and some large, salty cockporn please...

Me= Queen of the verbal cockup. Literally.

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