MYCHEMICALPANSY-GEE

OKAY FIRSTLY LETS GET MY QUOTES OUT THE WAY WITH THEN THE RANDOMNESS CAN BEGIN

gerard is alot shorter than you'd expect but owell that means if i ever meet the band i can steal a kiss from gerard alot easier lol

my quotes and statements(if you steal any of them i will kill you):

[color=limegreen"i wish i was a guy...then i could dress in drag"[/color]

"vampires will most likely have aids!, if a vampire bite's you, you'll get aids"

"when im thirsty i hate having a small cup, they never have enough in them, whats the point? your only gonna get thirsty again"

" 'knives' are one of my turn-on's"

"if i make my own coffee i prefer to use 'instant' coffee instead of doing the whole plunger thing, its quicker, i guess that's why its called instant "

"tongue twister's confuse me"

"my biggest fear is people reading my mind, i find that if people can read my thoughts it's more of an invasion of my privacy than if someone was to grope me without my permission"

"if Gerard Way was a chick i'de be a lesbian"

"Ray Toro's hair is kinky"

"people call me 'crazy' because i talk to myself in public and see thing's, i dont think im 'crazy' i just believe my world is better than their's"

"Ray Toro should use 'johnsons' 'no more tangles' so that if you were to caress his hair your hands wont get stuck!"

"oh shit the conspiracies are back!!"

"im the smartest clueless person you'll ever meet"

"I KILL TO LIVE, AND DIE TO REVIVE"

"an 'AERO' is GOOD but an 'IERO' is BETTER"

"i love 'MILKY WAYS' but 'MIKEY WAY'S' are COOLER"

[color=darkorchard]"THE 'TIN MAN' OUT OF 'THE WIZARD OF OZ' IS THE CREEPIEST MOTHERFUCKER!!"[/color]

]"if you have to ask a country hick for help, you must have gone wrong somewhere"

okay...the randomness has begun and it starts with getting to know me, well more like what i look like but well if you ever want to talk to me or whatever here:
msn: starcrossed-lover_demolition-lover@hotmail
myspace: http://www.myspace.com/starcrosseddemolitionlove
mobile: 0448136660<<yeah i know what your thinking '13' and '666', that was a coincidence okay


hello

im LAUREN
im 5'4
i have long black hair w/ the so called 'emo' hairstyle
i have greyish to light blue eyes w/ a tinge of green/hazel/honey sorta color around my pupils
my favourite colours are:black,red,blue,silver, yellow and green
i usually wear my black skinny leg jeans, a random band or cult t-shirt nd my white doc martins or black conn's
im crazy,quirky,punk,pyschotic,happy,funny,outgoing,loveable(cos u gotta love me...lol)
and...umm...OH YEAH IM A REAL LIVE SUPER-HERO lol but no jokes, my name is "SPAZMODIC GIRL" lol thats what my grade 8-9 homeroom/math teacher put in my grade 9 school report. Miss Scriven, she was awesome


MOST LIKELY TO SAY:
"THIS IS SOOO 'FUCKTARDEDLY FETCH' !!" &&
"FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC!" &&
"AWESOMNESS" &&
"HELLA..." &&
"'COS IMA GEE LIKE THAT" &&
"BITCH PLEASE"
"HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY!!"
"I HATE WILL FARRELL!!"

"OH, HOW WRONG WE WERE TO THINK
THAT IMMORTALITY MEANT NEVER DYING"

"YOU DONT KNOW A THING ABOUT MY SINS, HOW THE MISERY BEGINS, YOU DONT KNOW ME, SO IM BURNING, IM BURNING"

"I'LL NEVER LET THEM HURT YOU, I PROMISE"


I WORSHIP THY MCR GODS

The Ten Commandments of a Chemical Romance
1.Thou shall not put a gun to thy lover's head.
2.Thou shall be willing to die for love.
3.Thou shall seek revenge on those who wrong you.
4.Thou shall be a demolition lover.
5.Thou shall unleash the bats.
6.Thou shall protect thy lover from everything. (even vampires)
7.Thou shall respect the lords , Gerard , Frank , Mikey , Bob , Ray
8.Thou shall sing the holy hymns of the chemical romance.
9.Thou shall see beauty in bloody love.
10.Thou shall rock hard.


The Ten Commandments of the Black Parade
1.Thou shalt except death as it comes
2.Thou shalt sing and march without question
3.Thou shalt face fear and regret
4.Thou shalt let go of thy dreams
5.Thou shalt give blood
6.Thou shalt fear thy sins
7.Thou shalt protect thy brothers in arms
8.Thou shalt darken thy clothes
9.Thou shalt not walk this world alone
10.THOU SHALT CARRY ON!!!


OMG HAVE YOU*the person reading this*EVER EATEN CHICKEN MC'NUGGETS WITH A CHOCOLATE SUNDAE ALL AT ONCE(eating the nuggets with the chocolate topped ice-cream)
FROM MC'DONALDS BEFORE?? I DO IT EVERY TIME I GET MACCA'S IT TASTES FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC!!

THESE ARE MY FAVORITE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD!!
1) Gerard Way
2) Ray Toro
3) Mikey Way
4) Bob Bryar
5) Frank Iero
6) Mum
7) Dad
8 ) Brother & Sister
9) Leeanne
10) Maddy
11) Georgia
12) My INO Girlfriend
13) My INO Wifey
14) My INO && MIBBA Friends

" i have theories about Ray having a rainbow of crayons in his hair and if you were to caress his hair like frank and gerard do in frerards youd'e probably get your hands lost in his FRO or they would get very tangled!!


MY MATH TEACHER THIS YEAR SCARES ME ON PURPOSE!! AND ALL MY FRIENDS THINK HE LIKES ME MORE THAN A STUDENT!! THATS SO CRAZY AND WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS!! THE SECOND TIME HE SCARED ME(on purpose!) I TURNED TO HIM AND SAID: "FUCK OFF" THEN I GRABBED A RULER ON MY TABLE AND HIT HIM WITH IT!! AND HE GOT HURT...THAT WAS MY REVENGE
EVEN MY MUM THINKS THATS(him scaring me) A LITTLE UNORDINARY, I DONT LIKE HIM SCARING ME BUT LUCKILY HE'S NOT AN OLD TEACHER HE'S LIKE 20 SOMETHING BUT HE STILL SCARES ME, HE'S STILL MY ONLY COOL TEACHER THIS YEAR BESIDES MY DRAMA TEACHER AND HEALTH TEACHER WHO IS ACTUALLY A MUSIC TEACHER LOL MY SCHOOL IS HELLA AWESOME! BUT IT WOULD BE COOLER IF THERE WERE LOCKERS TO BE SHOVED IN AND NO UNIFORM

Ok i chose random things that i seem to have a strange fetish's for: gerard's knee's, eye-lashes, shoulder's, colar bone's and wrist's, i also have fetish's for suger, 'jarlsburge' cheese, and classic 70-80's comedy tv shows...e.g:
fawlty towers, red dwarf, some mothers do 'ave 'em, are you being served?, the young ones monty python and so on, they are all great shows, they are so hilarious and i think they are WAY better than the comedy tv series show's we have nowadays, the classics are better because they are original!

my fave bands are:

my chemical romance
the smiths
the misfits
black sabbath
greenday
gyroscope
avenge 7 fold
dope
from autum to ashes
system of a down
murder dolls
kisschasy
slipknot
jimmy eat world
hawthorne heights
goodnight nurse
funeral for a friend
fallout boy
from autumn to ashes
cradle of filth
angels and airwaves
a fire inside(afi)
muse
and tons more...

my fave movies are:

resident evil+sequals
the fifth element
ultra violet(yes i like milla jovovich, she is my idol)
kill bill+sequals
my super ex-girlfriend(yep im an uma thurman fan too!!)
big daddy
fern gully
beetlejuice
godzilla
jurrasic park+sequals
monkey bone
bedazzled
happy gilmore
my little pony(shut up its cool okay!!)
red eye
the hot chick
final fantasy
girl, interrupted
sin city
napoleon dynamite
RAINBOW BRIGHT
hot fuzz
norbit
clockwork orange
good burger
hocus pocus
the little mermaid(walt disney version)
sleeping beauty(walt disney version)
cinderella(walt disney version)
aladdin(walt disney version)
beauty and the beast(walt disney version)
poccahontas(walt disney version)
snow white(walt disney version)
peter pan(walt disney version)
the jungle book(walt disney version)
starwars+sequals(including all the older originals)
friday the thirteenth
startrek
body double
nightmare before christmas
the rocky horror picture show
donnie darko
seance on a wet afternoon
the wicker man
shaun of the dead
funny games
deep red
evil dead+sequals
cerial mom
twin peaks: fire walk with me
sailormoon
the exorcist
the labrynth
the dark crystal
dead ringers
magic
spiderman+sequals
the grudge
scary movie+sequals
audition
god told me to
poltergeist
freaks
dont look now
masters of horror-"homecoming"
rope
thesis
demon lover diary
batman
ginger snaps
cats dont dance
final destination+sequals
cats
razorback
the shining
the haunting
near dark
sixth sense
the texas chainsaw massacre(original)
the ring
a tale of two sisters
the wolf man
nosferatu
night of the living dead
zoolander
spongebob squarepants movie
killer klowns from outer space
drop dead fred
corpse bride
the my chemical romance video diary
wolf creek
blade+sequals
nd others but my mind is blocked

my fave female and male actors:
milla jovovich -ben stiller or rik mayell


my fave female and male artists:
n/a -gerard way+band members

my life is based around my chemical romance and my family and friends only!!

OMFG THE MEMBERS OF MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE HAVE READ FAN FICS!!
RAY SED HE READ 1 TITLE AND THEN STOPPED READING I THINK HE WAS DISTURBED, AND GERARD AND MIKEY HAVE READ A WAYCEST MIKEY WAS FREAKED, THEN THEY ALL LAUGHED AS GEE REMEMBERED WHAT THEY WERE CALLED "WAYCESTS THATS WHAT THEY ARE CALLED "-GERARD WAY ON 92.9 RADIO STATION

the MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE CONCERT WAS THE FUCKING BEST ! !

i was screaming random comments to the band when ever it was silent and i think they heard me!!
when they played cancer it was quiet so i decided that after gee said "...i will not kiss you..." i screamed "will you kiss me?" and this dude infront of me in the moshpit turned and said "you perfectly timed that hahaha" then i laughed and when famous last words was happening "cos i see you lying next to me..." i screamed "so do i" the random infront laughed again and b4 that throughout the show i was yelling "i love your toes gerard" and "i love your knee's gee" and "GO fro-man" and "your sexy boblet" and "i love you mikey" there was no point talking bout frank cos he wasnt there he was sick but i swear they heard me!! it was the best day of my life so far!

MY INSULTS!
1-go screw a lemon you fucktard
2-so put that in your pie and eat it!


MY FAVE YOUTUBE THINGS!!!--they are funny

this is one of my all time favourite's!!








(this one is the one where you cant make out there names sorry bout that)

ALL OF 'MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE'S' VIDEOCLIPS!!


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xoxo
-lauren