frankie equals LOVE

hello
i'm adele!


my best friend and twin, jules, (jules rules), is the greatest person ever. she is soo cool, and i want to be exactly like her. she told me about my chemical romance, and i owe her my life. she is writing the best story ever, called "Tell Me I'm a Bad Man," and since she's so cool, she's putting me in it. and the best part is, i get to date, frankie, my love. and this whole paragraph was obviously written by me, adele, and could not possibly be jules on adele's account because adele shares her passwords.

my bestest friend and sister Sakura (Dead_Guardian_Angel) is the coolest person I've ever met. She's so mcuh more awesome than me, and I wanna grow up to be just like her some day! That's impossible though cause she's three months younger. But I'm willing to accept that! She is gonna be the star of my new story! She's so talented! And I don't know, I just love writing about her in all her blackened glory. And of course it's me. Adele, writing this. And if it were Sakura that would make me REALLY REALLY angry. And you know what happens when I get angry...*turns green*...I get buried in all my favorite colors by my sisters (Sakura, Jules, Zoe)...oh yea, and my brother...

if i married someone left-handed and had 5 billion kids, they would all be left handed!! (Okay, that was really random, and i do not mean that i want 5 billion kids! it's just this random fact that is pretty kool if you think about it!!)


i suck at spelling, so sorry about all the mistakes!!

i love meeting new people, so HI ALL!!

I LOVE KELLY WITH THE HEAT OF 1000 WHITE SUNS! SHE HAS SO MANY MORE NUMBCHUCK SKILLS THAN JULIE!! AND IS A VICTIM OF DELICIOUSNESS...

...UNLIKE JULIE!!!

HI JULES, YOU RULE!!! AND YOU ROCK MY FUZZY GREEN SOX!!!

i love all my friends (some of who have accounts here) I LOVE YOU GUYS!!

and, most of all, i love FRANK IERO!!!!!!
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...did i mention that i love frankie?

...because i do...


I LOVE FRANK IERO!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Favorite Quotes!!!

"I’m emmetting..." ~ me and my bffle, Sakura

"I’ll hit you with a loaf of bread and make you wonder" ~ Sakura

"Move you, or I’ll move you for you!" ~ me and Sakura

"I’ll poke you in the eye with a really hot fry!" ~ me and Sakura

"Heh, heh, Honda..." ~ me and Sakura

"You are a six foot tall, emo black man." ~ my bffle, Jules (she says this to me only)

“Make love to the chair” ~ Idina Menzel

“I got da blues...At KFC...” ~ Lesley (singing his song ‘The Chicken Wing Blues)

“Shama Lama Ding-Dong!” ~ my music director Emmett

"You ate the god!" ~ Lexy

"Ima carrot!" ~ Noelle

“Some call it stalking, I call it love...” ~ me

"I have da sniffles...
...OF DOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!" ~ me and Sakura

"No Day But Today" ~Jonathon Larson

"I would date Gerard" ~ Frank Iero

"You’re GOD!!!" ~me (to frank iero in a story I wrote once, although, I would probably do this in real life as well...)

"Be who you are, and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." ~Dr.Suess (he's really kool!!)

"Country + rap = crap!!" (Sorry if you like country or rap) ~ Me

Frank: "Has goldfinger ever had a flock of mooses advancing on him? It's a terrifying sight."
Mikey: "That's not the plural of moose, it's moosi."
Gerard: "Fuck off, its meese."

"If I revealed my secret identity, the world would go to shit." ~ Frank Iero

"Oh, one time we got held hostage!” ~ Frank Iero

"I get these urges to fuck off sometimes." ~ Bob Bryar

"People think that moose are really gentle and goofy but they aren't; they're fucking animals." ~ Bob Bryar

"Fucking get that fucking piece of shit off of me!" ~Bob Bryar

"On my down time I pratice my solo project, it's all songs about Gerard. *Singing* Oh, Gerard, Gerard you make my heart burn." ~Bob Bryar

"We were birth control." (On Gerard’s and his days in high school) ~ Ray Toro

"We all have very humble backgrounds and very geeky interests." ~ Mikey Way

"I could eat my body weight in sushi." ~ Mikey Way

"I'm sick of seeing my face, And I'm allowed to be sick of seeing my face, Because it's my fucking face."
-Gerard Way

"We're just a bunch of fat, old men. And Sam Bayer is doing an amazing job making us look slightly attractive." ~ Frank Iero

"I'd rather be a creature of the night than an old dude." ~ Gerard Way

"So many people treat you like you're a kid so you might as well act like one and throw your television out of the hotel window." ~ Gerard Way

"So how was Christmas for you guys? Did you all get lots of nice black T-shirts? “ ~ Gerard Way

"The Devil got landed with a shity job, he has to deal with assholes everyday, he's probably bored as hell." ~ Gerard Way

"What I Like about The Sims is that I don't have a normal life at all, so I play this game where these people have these really boring, mundane lives. It's fun. My Sims family is called the Cholly family. I don't know why I picked that name; it's kind of random. The teenage daughter is my favorite, because I just had her go through this Goth phase. She's really kind of nerdy and she just became a concert violinist, which is pretty huge for the family. And she got into private school. But she started wearing black lipstick and she dyed her hair purple. It's pretty huge." ~ Gerard Way

"I went to school in drag, in art school and my day was completely different because everybody thought I was a chick. You should see me as a chick. So I went as a girl, as like an experiment and it worked really well and everyone was really nice to me but I couldn't talk obviously...you know train conductors were really cool to me on my commute...HA! I looked hot as a chick!" ~Gerard Way

"Craziest thing that ever happened to me was being attacked by a black bird. It pecked the sh*t out of my head. We were at this hotel called The Phoenix in San Francisco. We were leaving to go to a show the next morning and the bird just fuckin' attacked my head. And the next day Slipknot were there, they were coming in as we were leaving, and they got attacked by birds too." ~ Gerard Way

"I can't honestly say what makes me sexy... I don't feel very sexy... that whole part of it weird... seeing yourself, a recovering drug addict and alchoholic, on the cover of TeenBeat... it doesn't make any sence. I am who I am... there's no facade, no put on, and being voted sexiest doesn't concern me. Maybe that's the sexy part." ~Gerard Way

"When we first started out I had a really big issue and a lot of my loved ones had a really big issue with the fact that I was totally in pain up there and there was a time when I tried to hurt myself off stage, but I got over that. Like, you should never want to hurt yourself. You should love yourself. Sometimes you have to kind of die inside in order to rise from your own ashes and believe in yourself and love yourself and become a new person and I think that that is going to be a lot of what the next record is about, not to plug it or anything. Like, it's going to talk about dying and coming back to become what you totally want to become. We are all becoming what we want to become." ~Gerard Way

The only place that scared the shit out of me was San Francisco, cause I walked of the bus in my full make-up and coustue, and this guy across the street in front of a crack house says, "You better stay on that sid of the street, mother fucker, or i'll knock you out." ~Gerard Way

"I hate it when people call us dolls. We are action figures. We have elbow sockets. You can make us shake violently or save a cat from a tree."~Gerard Way (reflecting on the MCR action figures)

There have been times that I've been left at truck stops, and I'll have to call the guys up on a cell phone, and I'll be like, "Hey," and they'll go, "Hey, man. What's up?" "Do you notice somethings missing from the van?" Then they look around and go, "Oh, shit!" ~Ray Toro

"There's less violence in the world when people are using Hula-Hoops." ~ Mikey Way

"This band is metal in that we have a lot of metal in our instruments, and there's quite a lot of metal on my belt buckle as well." ~ Mikey Way

"We're really greedy about the electricity in our iPods. We hoard it. We're like, 'Yo, I'm only on half a fucking battery and I have a plane ride!'" ~ Mikey Way (talking about the whole band)

Interviewer: "Which of your band mates is most likely to accidentally stick a fork in a toaster?"
Frank: "Mikey."
Interviewer: "And who would yell 'Hey! It's still plugged in!'?"
Mikey: "That would be me."
Gerard: "I would definitely be the one yelling. I think we're all very protective of Mikey for things like sticking forks in toasters."
Frank: "It's funny because when we were recording, me and Mikey lived together and I would go to Gerard after and be like, 'I can't believe he did this today.'"
Mikey: "Yeah, I would leave the tea on overnight."
Frank: "God forbid that kid ever lives alone!"
Gerard: "He had to promise me would watch him because he likes to do this thing where he'll take a heater into the shower and plug it in..."
Frank: "Oh god!"
Gerard: "...and there's water everywhere!"
Mikey: "I did that one time..."
Gerard: "What about the times with the radio?"
Mikey: "...and I was pretty warm when I did it though."

"See, I'm very supersticoius. We were talking about WTBP, which then was called "The Five of Us Are Dieing". I was freaking out. Then, We had to get on a plane. So it was like, Oh yeah go on a plane, you guys are dieing, go have fun! I wasn't about to get on the plane."
-Ray Toro

Frankie: *Closes eyes and smiles* You hear that Gerard? Can you hear it? It's so calming!
Gee: Heee, it sounds like... rainbows!
Frankie: ...Gee, you okay?
Gee: ... =D...
Frankie: ...MIKEY, YOUR BROTHER'S BROKEN!!!

I'm gonna buy whatever shower curtain I want.
- Gerard Way

Yeah, I'm kind of upset that I'm going to die tomorrow
- Mikey Way

We are the Black Parade! Coming up next is My Chemical Romance...at least, if you're into that kinda stuff.
- Gerard Way

At times there will be people out there who are willing to do anything to put you down! But don't EVER solve that with violence! Cause you're faster then them, better then them, and a HELL lot better looking then them!
- Gerard Way

Hey listen up! All you racists, sexists, homophobes, and just plain assholes, we've got a message for you...GO THE FUCK HOME! We don't want you here, don't buy our merch, and don’t listen to our music. If you have our CD, break it. We don't want you and we don't need you here.
- Gerard Way

Interviewer: Organic or chemical?
Gerard: Organic.
Frank: ...Depending...
Ray: Chemical, I think.
Mikey: Organic...wait, no, chemical?
Gerard: Oh! Hell yeah, chemical!
Ray: Nothing tastes good organic.
Frank: Pears are good organic

Gerard: I have a nihilistic attitude so it's like, the new gay...it's popular. You know what I mean?
Frank: Popsicle is the new black.
Gerard: What did I say? Oh yeah. Screaming is the new gay, everybody's doing it.
Frank: I wish it were Popsicle.
Gerard: Popsicles?
Frank: Popsicles should be the new black and then everyone would have one.
Mikey: I like Popsicles...

Interviewer: Wild night out or romantic night in?
Frank: Romantic night in.
Mikey: Wild night out.
Gerard: *grins* "Wild night in.

One by one, penguins are stealing my sanity...
- Gerard Way

Me and Mikey, we are like a married couple. We share the same CD's...
- Gerard Way

We're very attractive to them because we dress like homeless people.
- Mikey Way

Be Yourself, Don't take anyone's shit and never let them take you alive...
-Gerard Way

"If you're gonna buy me a present, don't spend more than twenty five bucks, you'll get a blowjob anyway."
-Gerard Way

What's your dream car?
Frank: A Delorean, fully equipped with a flux capacitor. And it must run on garbage.

Gerard: Thirty's not old.
Frank: For trees.

Frank: *Starts to climb into casket*
Ray: "Are you showing your butt!? Frankie! No, you aren't getting in there! *Pulls Frank out and lets him down*"
Frank: *Tries to climb in again*
Ray: "NO!"
Gerard: "Guys! Don't knock it off!!"

"DISENCHANTED, DISENCHANTED"
-Mikey Way

"Look at me, with my pretty bracelet and tiara... I'm a fuckin' princess" ~ Gerard Way

"I can't imagine any other bands having better kids than ours, and if they do at least I know our kids can beat up their kids." ~ Frank Iero

"I burn everything and call it Cajun" ~ Frank Iero

"My biggest addictions have been chocolate cake, mashed potatoes, and butter sandwiches.” ~Frank Iero

Camera man: "Did you read the new Ellen Degeneres book?"
Frank: "Yeah."
Camera man: "What did you think?"
Frank: "It made me a lesbian. But I only date girls."

“New Jersey is like, New York’s retarded brother that has been locked up in the basement all his life.” ~Frank Iero (thanks to ‘Broken,’ for correcting me!!)

“School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect, and nobody’s perfect, so why practice?” ~Billie Joe Armstrong.

“A friend will bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying, ‘We Fucked that up.’” ~I’m not sure who originally said it, but my friend Jules (jules rules) told it to me.

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1.Thou Shalt Accept Death As It Corners
2.Thou Shalt Sing And March Without A Question
3.Thou Shalt Face Fear And Regret
4.Thou Shalt Let Go Of Thy Dreams
5.Thou Shalt Give Blood
6.Thou Shalt Not Fear Thy Sins
7.Thou Shalt Protect Thy Brothers In Arms
8.Thou Shalt Darken Thy Clothes
9.Thou Shalt Not Walk This World Alone
10.Thou Shalt Carry On
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The Ten Commandments of a Chemical Romance
1.Thou shall not put a gun to thy lover's head.
2.Thou shall be willing to die for love.
3.Thou shall seek revenge on those who wrong you.
4.Thou shall be a demolition lover.
5.Thou shall unleash the bats.
6.Thou shall protect thy lover from everything. (even vampires)
7.Thou shall respect the lords , Gerard , Frank , Mikey , Bob , Ray
8.Thou shall sing the holy hymns of the chemical romance.
9.Thou shall see beauty in bloody love.
10.Thou shall rock hard.
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I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
---IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS
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Suicide

Life is impossible. Suicide is your way out. Fine -- but before you kill yourself, consider these facts

Suicide is not usually successful.

You know a guaranteed way? Ask the 25yr old who tried to electrocute himself.
He lived. But, both of his arms are gone.

What about jumping? Ask John.
He used to be intelligent, with an engaging sence of humor.
That was before he lept from a building. Now, he's brain damaged and will always need care.
He staggers and has seizures. He lives in a fog. But, worst of all, he knows he used to be normal.

What about pills? Ask the 12yr old with extensice liver damage from an overdose.
Have you ever seen anyone die of liver damage? You turn yellow. It's a hard way to go.

What about a gun?
Ask the 24yd old who shot himself in the head.
Now he drags one leg, has a useless arm and has no vision or hearing on one side.
He lived through his "foolproof" suicide.

You might too. But .. who will clean your blood off the carpet or scrape your brains from the ceiling?
Commercial cleaning companies may refuse the job
-- but someone has to do it. Who will cut you down from where you hung yourself, or identify your bloated body after you've drowned? :
Your father?
Your mother?
Your sister or brother?
The carefully worded "loving" suicide note is of no help. Those who loved you will never completely recover.
They'll feel regret and an unending pain.

Suicide is contagious. Look around your family.
You do have other choices. There are people you can help you through this crisis.
Call a hotline. Call a friend. Call a doctor or hospital. Call the police.
They will tell you there's hope. Maybe in a phone call this weekend. But what you're seeking could be just a minute, a month, or a day away.

You say you don't want to be stopped?
Still want to do it?
Well, then, I may see you in the psychiatric ward later.
And we'll work with whatever you have left. There's always someone who will be there for you to talk things through even if it seems like no one is there for you.
Everything will get better, and it will be okay.

So whenever you are going to pick up that knife, or razor,
just think about all the people you are leaving behind, all the memories, and all the good times.

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Please, Spare a moment to read this.:-

My name is Lilly
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long.
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight.
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor

My name is Lilly
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me.

There are thousands of kids out there just like Lilly.
And you can help.

Sickens me to my soul, and if you just read this and don't pass it on I pray for your forgiveness, cause you would have to be one heartless person to not be effected by this story. And because you are effected, do something about it!! So all I am asking you to do, is take some time to send this on and acknowledge that this stuff does happen, and that people like her dad do live in our society, and I pray for child abuse to wither out and die, but also pray for the safety of our youth.
Please pass this poem on because as crazy as it might sound, it might just indirectly change a life. Hey, you NEVER know.

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92% of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch decided breathing wasn't cool!!
Put this is your profile if you are one of the 8% who would be laughing hysterically instead.

*92% of teens move on to rap music. If you're part of the 8% that rock out every day, put this in your profile

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The Ten Commandments of Gerard Way

1.Thou shall never let them take you alive.

2.Thou shall drink Starbucks coffee

3.Thou shall play World of Warcraft as an Undead Warrior

4.Thou shall admit that they are not okay freely

5.Thou shall unleash the fucking bats

6.Thou shall strike violent poses

7.Thou shall stay out of the light

8.Thou shall suck thy enemies blood

9.Thou shall overcome thy weaknesses

10.Thou shall not be afraid to keep on living

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MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BIBLE
x. Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
x. Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.
x. The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.
x. Mikey Way counted to infinity...twice.
x. Frank Iero can divide by Zero.
x. The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then its soaked with tears and blood.
x. The Frank Iero once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
x. Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.
x. Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.
x. A Tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar.
x. Bob Bryar doesnt get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.
x. Bob Bryar does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
x. Mikey Way can speak braille.
x. Frank Iero jacks off to Monster Trucks.
x. Jeeves asks Ray Toro.
x. If The Bob Bryar is late, time better slow the fuck down.
x. Geico saved 15% a year by switching to Gerard Way.
x. Ray Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement.
x. Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
x. The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"
x. Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus.
x. When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
x. Gerard Way doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
x. Mikey Way is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.
x. Bob Bryar ate the Stay Puff Marshmellow man.
x. Ray Toro didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.
x. When God said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way said, "say please."

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The Ten Commandments of Mikey Way
1. Thou shall move as little as possible on stage
2. Thou shall choose coffee as thy poison
3. Thou shall straighten hair with dignity
4. Thou shall love sushi as much as thineself
5. Thou shall be the spiritual advisor to thy peers
6. Thou shall wear glasses as close to falling off as possible
7. Thou shall have epic battles with brick walls
8. Thou shall hate small spaces, large spaces and grocery shopping
9. Thou shall love unicorns with all thy heart
10. Thou shall be dangerous around toasters/heaters

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The Ten Commandments of Bob Bryar
1. Thou shall never get mad at those more annoying than thou
2. Thou shall look cool with sunglasses
3. Thou shall declare that Gerard makes thou heart burn openly
4. Thou shall love cats
5. Thou shall walk in the other direction/lash out if a camera is shown
6. Thou shall T.P New York
7. Thou shall drum until thou can drum no more
8. Thou shall give out Mikey Way’s phone number
9. Thou shall be the hardest working drummer ever
10. Thou shall love Mr. Bean as thou equal

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The Ten Commandments of Ray Toro
1. Thou shall head bang till thou can head bang no more
2. Thou shall stick thou hands in cupcakes
3. Thou shall hide thy contacts well
4. Thou shall not like to read
5. Thou shall not bother to cook
6. Thou shall play until thou gets ‘Guitar Burn’
7. Thou shall hate thou hair when straightened
8. Thou shall sing back up as if it were the most important part
9. Thou shall ask Gerard to not do ‘that’ in thy direction
10. Thou shall be proud of thou afro

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The Ten Commandments of Frank Iero
1. Thou shall run around until thou can no longer breathe
2. Thou shall eat skittles
3. Thou shall let the singer feel thou up
4. Thou shall wear a badge on thy shirt collar or hood
5. Thou shall get tattoos
6. Thou shall kick random objects if they are in thy way (yes that means if they are in Gerard/Mikey too)
7. Thou shall grin with all teeth
8. Thou shall change hair style every year
9. Thou shall wear sunglasses in situations of conflict
10. Thou shall burn everything and call it Cajun

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1.Real M.C.R fans know more songs than Welcome to the Black Parade.

2.Real M.C.R fans know Gerard Way's brother's name

3.Real M.C.R fans shout 'YES!' when one of their songs comes on.

4.Real M.C.R fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard's hair.

5.Real M.C.R fans know the names of everyone in the band and what they do.

6.Real M.C.R fans shop for hours just to find a jacket like the band's have for a M.C.R concert.

7.Real M.C.R fans take time to right on the front of all there underwear "i love gerard".

8.Real M.C.R fans ask their mom whats for dinner and are disappointed when she dont say gerard.

9.Real M.C.R fans start smoking 'cause they think they will be hawt like frank ang gerard.

10.Real M.C.R fans ask for bob for christmas and cry when they dont get him.

11.Real M.C.R fans do dirty things with their M.C.R action figures and are proud to admit it.

12.Real M.C.R fans sleep with a picture of M.C.R and actually have to wipe off the droole stains.

13.Real M.C.R fans piss them selfs when they see them.. on T.V.

14.Real M.C.R fans would admit to let them rape you.

15.Real M.C.R fans go in a rendition of Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge when they hear a guy in a restaurant say "So Long"

16. Real MCR fans giggle everytime Gerard Way says the word 'way' in his songs

17. Real MCR fans will scream "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, **insert bandmembers name here**!!" on his birthday, regardless of how quiet the room is.

18. Real MCR fans watch "Life On the Murder Scene" twice a day then apologize to plants.

19. Real MCR fans often zone out, listening to MCR in their heads, and when someone asks them a question they scream the lyrics they were just thinking of.

20.Real M.C.R fans have this on there profile.

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You Know You're an MCR Fan When...

1. You have at least one MCRSavedMyLife story

2.When someone says "'fro," you say "Ray Toro!"

3.When someone says "Chemical," or "Romance," you think..."MCR!"

4. When you think of New Jersey, you think of Belleville.

5. When someone talks about St. Helena, Montana, you think Helena.

6. You've had their CD for two weeks and iTunes says it's been played at least 46 times.

7. You have mixed feelings about the Used. Bert? Or Gerard?

8. You wake up at two AM thinking about Mikey.

9. You view Alicia Simmons as the new Adrienne Armstrong.

10. You truly believe the Black Parade will come to you when you die (Hello Gerard!)

11. You believe they should hire you to be in all their videos since you dance to the songs like nobody's business.

12. Black is your favorite color.

13. The only reason you watch 24 is so you can have something in common with Ray.

14. It pains you to watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force because of the rejection it caused Gerard.

15. You know Bob is a fuzzy bunny and Frank is a princess.

16. You wouldn't mind watching Gerard draw all day.

17. You count the days to and from your MCR concerts.

18. You have their tour schedule on a Word Document on your computer.

19. You've writeten at least one fanfic.

20. You'd join the TMNT, just to be with Bob.

21. You wouldn't mind Gerard and Mikey smellling like shit if it meant you got to go on tour with them!

22. You'd offer Frank your shower at 3 AM.

23. Even your parents know the words to Welcome to the Black Parade.

24. You dye your hair like Gerard did a few years ago and lament as that random red splotch at the back of your head fades away.

25.You scream when your parents accidentally throw away the review of the show you went to a week before. Then you immediately get it off the internet.

26. None of your friends like them but they could probably write a book on them you talk about them so much.

27. You've Googled their high schools.

28. You adhere to the MCR Bible, the Ten Commandments of the Black Parade, the Ten Commandments of Gerard Way and the Ten Commandments of a Chemical Romantic.

29. You don't care anymore when people call them emo because you know they're not.

30. You'd cut off Bob and Ray's hair if it meant you could have it all to yourself.

31. You relate to Mikey and his unicorn/coffee/sushi fetish.

32. You really wish Frank would talk on stage.

33. You celebrate their birthdays with religion. Yes, that means costumes.

34. You've named pets/stuffed animals/instruments after them ("C'mere Mikey! Good boy Mikey, good boy!"

35. The people in your band have set a ban on you singing anymore MCR at practice. Needless to say, this is a rule meant to be broken.

36. You sneak into your computer lab at school at lunch to watch their videos.

37. You call your younger sister "Mikey." Therefore, she hates you. But you can't help that she is skinny, tallish and wears glasses.

38. You plan on making a pilgrimage to Belleville, New Jersey as soon as possible.

39. You listen to every band they say they like during interviews.

40. You only tolerate Brandon Flowers because Gerard Way says he likes the Killers and Brandon likes MCR.

41. Your daydreams consist of commentary on your school day by Mikey, Frank, Gerard, Bob and Ray.

42. You call Gerard "Gee."

43.Your friends all get a glazed look when you mention MCR.

44. You've read Ecstasy: Three Tales of Chemical Romance, by Irvine Welsh.

45. You wrote an essay about how you admire Gerard when your English teacher told you that you had to write something about someone you admired.

46. You're known to wear a black stripe over your eyes to school when you're feeling extra MCR-ish.

47. Life on the Murder Scene=LOTMS

48. You support Bob Bryar's solo project.

49. Even if they went gansta, you'd still love them.

50. You just wrote and/or read this (or forced a friend too.)

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You know you’re a My Chemical Romance Freak when
1. Your carpet is soaked with drool after watching them play on TV
2. You cry when u hear them play your favorite song live
3. You hear someone say My Chemical Romance and you snap to attention
4. You stand your ground and defend them when someone tries to criticize them
5. You feel like burning the TRL building down
6. You read a story and claim you saw one of the band members names, though its not there
7. You have a MCR song for every point in your day
8. You lick the TV when there on it, Mmm..MCR
9. You recite the words to the song when someone even mutters a word from it
10. You Live by the words of My Chemical Romance
11. You've asked your parents millions of times if you could make MCR your religion!!

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I LOVE FRANK IERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yea, i know i'm obsessed with frankie!!

I LOVE FRANKIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bert McCracken is the Caveman in the Geiko commercial. No, wait, that guy's nicer. Never mind!

Just because I'm paranoid, doesn't mean that the clowns won't eat you!!!

Just because I'm crazy doesn't mean the ceramic doll doesn't have a knife to stab you! Have you not seen Chucky?

Move you, or I'll move you for you!

Go choke on a crap flavored biscotti you piece of purple!!!


I'm kidding! I love you all! Except you!!!!!
joking...

I <3 Frank Anthony Iero and no one can come between us! Well, except his bodyguard X.x

And remember kids, Oprah owns the world...


well, now that we've got all of that that settled, i shall now think of something else to say...
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...wo0t!!

...well... BYE!!

p.s. muffins...