Yawning Goddess

- Name:
- Amanda
- Age:
- 36
- Gender:
- Female
- Location:
- the tiny place called Denmark
Contact
- PM:
- Send a private message
- Friends:
- Add to friends
- MSN:
- bramskov@hotmail.com
- MySpace:
- http://www.myspace.com/amanda_christiansen
About
Well hello there, darling
Yeah, ‘tis my profile you’ve landed in, God knows how
So… *embarrassing silence* … Oh Yeah, that’s right, I’m supposed to write some really interesting facts about myself
Okay then, I’ll give it a try;
I’m Amanda and please call me that, not Yawning Goddess, that’s so… strange in my head
or something else
It doesn’t necessarily have to be my real name 
I’m from the tiny country Denmark – I’m a proud (Great) Dane xD .. And that’s also why you’ll probably see me asking weird questions once on a while
I’m studying scientific subjects at school, which is somewhat okay
a little boring, meh… And I’ve absolutely no idea what I wanna do after school xD
I’m 18 and I love being 18
You are allowed to do so many things xD I have a drivers license and I’m allowed to drink in public which I really make use of whit my friends
I lurve music
even though my parents and most of my friends in real life hate it xD “Amanda, that’s not music, that’s noice”
One of them call it organized noice
I tend to just kinda disappear when the WAYT thread gets too fast
either cuz my internet dies or cuz I can’t keep up and thereby miss a lot of posts
– and yeah, I’m almost only active in the WAYT.. it fucking rocks
I’m not so good at remembering your name (sorry) if we don’t talk a lot and often – that’s actually just exactly how I am in real life, too xD I can’t remember something as simple as a name..
I have a little INO family going on xD :
Anaïs is my wifey and love of my life
Katie (the naughty one
- haven’t seen her for ages though
), Steff and Rachel are also my dear wifeys..
Claudia is my lovely mommy
Kerry is my mother-in-law
Casey and Sammy are my kids
Sarah and Doodles are my sisters
.. Oh yeah, then there’s the music
Escape The Fate
My Chemical Romance
Fall Out Boy
Taking Back Sunday
Good Charlotte
Evanescence
Lostprophets
Aiden <-- thanks to my dear mommy In Love
Yellowcard
Panic! At The Disco
Blink 182
Story Of The Year
30 Seconds To Mars <-- also mostly because of my mommy Tehe
From First To Last
Paramore
Funeral For A Friend
Green Day
Papa Roach
Billy Talent
The Used
Enter Shikari
Within Temptation
Madina Lake
The list is of course expanding every day *nods eagerly*
Well, that’s a little something about me
If you see me on the board just say hello
.. Or say hello here
(\__/)
(='.'=) This is Bunny (Frankie). Put
(*)_(*)him on your homepage and help him on his way to
WORLD DOMINATION
______________________________________________
… My last profile was filled with all sorts of weird and funny stuff
only for the patient ones
… But I’m gonna ……….. KEEP that part
so be my guest and start wasting your time
You’ll love it – or at least I do xD
”20 things you don’t wanna hear during an operation!
1. I suggest you keep that. Maybe we’ll need it during the autopsy.
2. Oh almighty… in your name we sacrifice…
3. Doggy! Doggy! Don’t bite in that. Sit down!
4. Hey.. if that is the kidney, then what is this..?
5. Please give me that, ehm, that thingy right there…
6. Shit.. I dropped my watch..
7. Has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?
8. Oh great, the light turned off again..
9. Well, kidneys make good money.. and this guy has two of them..
10. Everybody freeze! I dropped my contact lens…
11. Please make that thing stop blipping all the time. It ruins my concentration..
12. I hate it when we forget your tools down here..
13. Hey cool.. can you make his leg go the wrong way, too?
14. Ok guys.. I know we’re just seeing this as an experiment.. but let’s give it a try, ok?
15. Aseptic? The floor was cleaned yesterday, right?
16. Ok.. take the picture from over there.. Man, it looks weird..
17. This patient has gotten all the kids he wants, right..?
18. Don’t worry.. I think it’s sharp enough..
19. Fire! It’s burning.. everybody out of the house..
20. Shit.. Page number 123 in the manual is missing..”
If you ever end up on youtube
try searching for the giraffe in quicksand – it’s hilarious
but the link keeps changing, meh…
Fun during the drive
- Vary your cars speed inversely proportional to the speed limit.
- Roll down the car window and play the radio news as loud as possible; start head banging.
- In traffic lights; look suspiciously at the person in the car next to you. Then lock the car doors.
- One word: chicken costume. Write “Help Me” with red paint on the rear window. If it looks like blood then it’s perfect.
- Have conversations where you frequently look at the passenger seat while you drive alone. Laugh loud and much. Really loud and really much.
- Stop by green lights. Drive by red lights.
- Wave once in a while with a puppet out of the window.
- Eat food that requires cutlery.
- Overtake cars and then drive really slowly after you’ve overtaken.
- Sing along without having the radio turned on.
- Toot frequently without any reason.
- Wave at people. If they wave back then look angrily at them.
- Let the pedestrians see who the boss is.
- Look back over your shoulder all the time with a paranoid face expression.
- Pick your nose when the traffic light is red (90 % does it anyway).
- Turn the engine off and on in every single traffic light.
- Hang up countless air refreshers on your rear-view mirror. Speak to them and caress them softly.
- Throw burning things into cars with smokers who throw their dog ends outta the windows.
- Have at least 5 cats in your car.
- Race ambulances – or better: police cars.
- Leave the car if you’re in a queue
Dogs & men
Why dogs are better than men:
-Dogs miss you from the moment you’re gone.
-You never wonder whether your dog is good enough for you.
-Dogs show regret when they’ve done something wrong.
-Dogs don’t brag of who they’ve slept with.
-Dogs don’t criticize your friends.
-Dogs won’t laugh at how you throw things.
-Dogs won’t feel threatened by your intelligence.
-You can train your dog to do almost anything.
-It’s easy to find a present for a dog.
-Dogs are nice to kids.
-Handsome dogs aren’t aware of their beauty.
-Dogs know what “No” means.
-You can force a dog to shower.
-Dogs don’t care if it’s you who’s behind the wheel.
-Old dogs won’t suddenly get the urge to find a younger owner.
-Dogs don’t care if you make more money than them.
Why dogs and men can be compared to each other:
-They both take up too much room in the bed.
-They both have a nearly indescribable fear of vacuum cleaners.
-They both suck at asking questions.
-None of them tell what the problem really is.
-The small ones are usually a bit more nervous than the large ones.
-They’re both unusually fascinated by the female lap.
-None of them do the dish.
-They’re both suspicious towards the mail man.
-None of them can see what you see in cats.
Men and women are different – there’s no doubt about that. But why focus on the bad qualities about the two genders when you can focus on the positive ones?
Let us start with the women:
-Women are sympathetic, loving and considerate.
-Women cry when they are happy.
-Women do small things to show that they care.
-They do everything possible to make sure that their kids get the best (e.g. best school, best doctor, etc.)
-Women has the gift to keep smiling even though they’re so tired that the barely are able to stand up.
-They understand how to turn even an ordinary meal into an experience.
-Women know how to get most for their money.
-They know how to comfort an ill friend.
-Women bring happiness and laughter into the world.
-They know how to entertain kids for hours.
-They are honest and loyal.
-Women are happy to do an extra effort to help a friend.
-Women cry easily when they witness injustice.
-They know how to make a man feel like a king.
-Women make the world a better and much happier place to live.
And the men:
-Men are good at moving heavy things and killing spiders.
Things you can do in a department store
- Put random articles in people’s trolleys while they look away.
- Step up to one of the employees and say in a very official voice: “I believe we have a Code 3 in the toys section.”
- Set all the radios on a polka channel; turn them off and set the volume to 10.
- Make a trail of orange juice that leads to the toilettes.
- Hide in the middle of a row with clothes on hangers and then when people look at the clothes you can say: “Pick me! Pick me!”
- Whenever someone’s talking via the speakers, take up fetal position on the floor and scream: “No, no! The voices are back!”
- Scream from a locker room: “Hey, there’s no more toilette paper in here!”
- Put a prize tag on yourself and lay down in the cooling box with the frozen turkeys.
- Make a puppet theatre with frozen chickens.
- Stare into the surveillance camera for an hour while you slowly move from side to side.
- Walk around and show people a picture of yourself while you ask: “Have you seen this woman?”
How to learn Chinese in 5 minutes (ps. you gotta read it out loud lol)
- That’s not right – Sum Ting Wong
- Are you harboring a fugitive? – Hu Yu Hai Ding
- See me ASAP – Kum Hia Nao
- Stupid man – Dum Fuk
- Small horse – Tai Ni Po Ni
- Did you go to the beach? – Wai Yu So Tan
- I bumped into a coffee table – Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
- I think you need a face lift – Chin Tu Fat
- It’s very dark in here – Wao So Dim
- I thought you were on a diet – Wai Yu Mun Ching
- This is a tow away zone! – No Pah King
- Our meeting is scheduled for next week – Wai Yu Kum Nao
- Staying out of sight – Lei Ying Lo
- He’s cleaning his automobile – Wa Shing Ka
- Your body odor is offensive! – Yu Stin Ki Pu
- Great – Fa Kin Su Pah
- Dildo – Fun Toi
- Ex-wife – Fa Kin Sau
- Jesus Child – Ho Li Boi
- Give me the money! – Pei Nau
- Where’s the restroom? – Ai Pe Nau
- I absolutely agree – No Daut
- Dogshit under my shoe – Stin Kin Puh
- Stop teasing me! – Tat Nut Fun
- Annoying kid – Hit Tat Boi
- Go for a ride for free – Hit Hai King
- My friend is homo – He Gai
- Your price is too high – Ai No Bai Dam Ting
- That was an unauthorized execution – Lin Ching
- You are not very bright – Yu So Dum
- I am not guilty – Wai Hang Mi
- Please, stay a while longer – Wai Go Nao
- They have arrived – Hia Dei Kum
- Having an early orgasm – Kum Tu Suun
- Saying the same thing – Ri Pi Ting
- Are you horny? – Yu Har Dik
- You’re just so stupid – Fak Ju
- I just get drunk so easy – On Li Tu
- Oh, you’ve been smoking as well? – Ju Tu Hai
- I’ve got something in my eye – Aut Mai Ai
- Now I understand – Ai See Nau
- Pretty and romantic sky tonight – Mu So Brait
- Let’s get outta here – Fa Kin Run
- Look at that Ferrari – Big Boi Toi
- I’m just so horny – Ma Dik Big
- Microsoft sucks – Fa Kin Kom Pu Da
- He’s extremely ticklish – Jum Pin Hai
- Isn’t it cold to pee outdoor? – Wai Ju Ding So Tai Nee
- This got to look like an accident – Hit Mai Ai
- Has your flight been delayed? – Hao Long Wei Ting
- I didn’t know that you could sing? – Wai Yu Sing Dum Song
________________________________________
If you made it all the way through then WELL DONE!
*claps* Hope ya liked it 
I’ll see ya somewhere on the board
Bye bye for now 

Yeah, ‘tis my profile you’ve landed in, God knows how


I’m Amanda and please call me that, not Yawning Goddess, that’s so… strange in my head



I’m from the tiny country Denmark – I’m a proud (Great) Dane xD .. And that’s also why you’ll probably see me asking weird questions once on a while

I’m studying scientific subjects at school, which is somewhat okay

I’m 18 and I love being 18


I lurve music



I tend to just kinda disappear when the WAYT thread gets too fast



I’m not so good at remembering your name (sorry) if we don’t talk a lot and often – that’s actually just exactly how I am in real life, too xD I can’t remember something as simple as a name..
I have a little INO family going on xD :
Anaïs is my wifey and love of my life

Katie (the naughty one


Claudia is my lovely mommy

Kerry is my mother-in-law
Casey and Sammy are my kids
Sarah and Doodles are my sisters
.. Oh yeah, then there’s the music

Escape The Fate
My Chemical Romance
Fall Out Boy
Taking Back Sunday
Good Charlotte
Evanescence
Lostprophets
Aiden <-- thanks to my dear mommy In Love
Yellowcard
Panic! At The Disco
Blink 182
Story Of The Year
30 Seconds To Mars <-- also mostly because of my mommy Tehe
From First To Last
Paramore
Funeral For A Friend
Green Day
Papa Roach
Billy Talent
The Used
Enter Shikari
Within Temptation
Madina Lake
The list is of course expanding every day *nods eagerly*

Well, that’s a little something about me



(\__/)
(='.'=) This is Bunny (Frankie). Put
(*)_(*)him on your homepage and help him on his way to
WORLD DOMINATION
______________________________________________
… My last profile was filled with all sorts of weird and funny stuff




”20 things you don’t wanna hear during an operation!
1. I suggest you keep that. Maybe we’ll need it during the autopsy.
2. Oh almighty… in your name we sacrifice…
3. Doggy! Doggy! Don’t bite in that. Sit down!
4. Hey.. if that is the kidney, then what is this..?
5. Please give me that, ehm, that thingy right there…
6. Shit.. I dropped my watch..
7. Has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?
8. Oh great, the light turned off again..
9. Well, kidneys make good money.. and this guy has two of them..
10. Everybody freeze! I dropped my contact lens…
11. Please make that thing stop blipping all the time. It ruins my concentration..
12. I hate it when we forget your tools down here..
13. Hey cool.. can you make his leg go the wrong way, too?
14. Ok guys.. I know we’re just seeing this as an experiment.. but let’s give it a try, ok?
15. Aseptic? The floor was cleaned yesterday, right?
16. Ok.. take the picture from over there.. Man, it looks weird..
17. This patient has gotten all the kids he wants, right..?
18. Don’t worry.. I think it’s sharp enough..
19. Fire! It’s burning.. everybody out of the house..
20. Shit.. Page number 123 in the manual is missing..”
If you ever end up on youtube


Fun during the drive
- Vary your cars speed inversely proportional to the speed limit.
- Roll down the car window and play the radio news as loud as possible; start head banging.
- In traffic lights; look suspiciously at the person in the car next to you. Then lock the car doors.
- One word: chicken costume. Write “Help Me” with red paint on the rear window. If it looks like blood then it’s perfect.
- Have conversations where you frequently look at the passenger seat while you drive alone. Laugh loud and much. Really loud and really much.
- Stop by green lights. Drive by red lights.
- Wave once in a while with a puppet out of the window.
- Eat food that requires cutlery.
- Overtake cars and then drive really slowly after you’ve overtaken.
- Sing along without having the radio turned on.
- Toot frequently without any reason.
- Wave at people. If they wave back then look angrily at them.
- Let the pedestrians see who the boss is.
- Look back over your shoulder all the time with a paranoid face expression.
- Pick your nose when the traffic light is red (90 % does it anyway).
- Turn the engine off and on in every single traffic light.
- Hang up countless air refreshers on your rear-view mirror. Speak to them and caress them softly.
- Throw burning things into cars with smokers who throw their dog ends outta the windows.
- Have at least 5 cats in your car.
- Race ambulances – or better: police cars.
- Leave the car if you’re in a queue
Dogs & men
Why dogs are better than men:
-Dogs miss you from the moment you’re gone.
-You never wonder whether your dog is good enough for you.
-Dogs show regret when they’ve done something wrong.
-Dogs don’t brag of who they’ve slept with.
-Dogs don’t criticize your friends.
-Dogs won’t laugh at how you throw things.
-Dogs won’t feel threatened by your intelligence.
-You can train your dog to do almost anything.
-It’s easy to find a present for a dog.
-Dogs are nice to kids.
-Handsome dogs aren’t aware of their beauty.
-Dogs know what “No” means.
-You can force a dog to shower.
-Dogs don’t care if it’s you who’s behind the wheel.
-Old dogs won’t suddenly get the urge to find a younger owner.
-Dogs don’t care if you make more money than them.
Why dogs and men can be compared to each other:
-They both take up too much room in the bed.
-They both have a nearly indescribable fear of vacuum cleaners.
-They both suck at asking questions.
-None of them tell what the problem really is.
-The small ones are usually a bit more nervous than the large ones.
-They’re both unusually fascinated by the female lap.
-None of them do the dish.
-They’re both suspicious towards the mail man.
-None of them can see what you see in cats.
Men and women are different – there’s no doubt about that. But why focus on the bad qualities about the two genders when you can focus on the positive ones?
Let us start with the women:
-Women are sympathetic, loving and considerate.
-Women cry when they are happy.
-Women do small things to show that they care.
-They do everything possible to make sure that their kids get the best (e.g. best school, best doctor, etc.)
-Women has the gift to keep smiling even though they’re so tired that the barely are able to stand up.
-They understand how to turn even an ordinary meal into an experience.
-Women know how to get most for their money.
-They know how to comfort an ill friend.
-Women bring happiness and laughter into the world.
-They know how to entertain kids for hours.
-They are honest and loyal.
-Women are happy to do an extra effort to help a friend.
-Women cry easily when they witness injustice.
-They know how to make a man feel like a king.
-Women make the world a better and much happier place to live.
And the men:
-Men are good at moving heavy things and killing spiders.
Things you can do in a department store
- Put random articles in people’s trolleys while they look away.
- Step up to one of the employees and say in a very official voice: “I believe we have a Code 3 in the toys section.”
- Set all the radios on a polka channel; turn them off and set the volume to 10.
- Make a trail of orange juice that leads to the toilettes.
- Hide in the middle of a row with clothes on hangers and then when people look at the clothes you can say: “Pick me! Pick me!”
- Whenever someone’s talking via the speakers, take up fetal position on the floor and scream: “No, no! The voices are back!”
- Scream from a locker room: “Hey, there’s no more toilette paper in here!”
- Put a prize tag on yourself and lay down in the cooling box with the frozen turkeys.
- Make a puppet theatre with frozen chickens.
- Stare into the surveillance camera for an hour while you slowly move from side to side.
- Walk around and show people a picture of yourself while you ask: “Have you seen this woman?”
How to learn Chinese in 5 minutes (ps. you gotta read it out loud lol)
- That’s not right – Sum Ting Wong
- Are you harboring a fugitive? – Hu Yu Hai Ding
- See me ASAP – Kum Hia Nao
- Stupid man – Dum Fuk
- Small horse – Tai Ni Po Ni
- Did you go to the beach? – Wai Yu So Tan
- I bumped into a coffee table – Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
- I think you need a face lift – Chin Tu Fat
- It’s very dark in here – Wao So Dim
- I thought you were on a diet – Wai Yu Mun Ching
- This is a tow away zone! – No Pah King
- Our meeting is scheduled for next week – Wai Yu Kum Nao
- Staying out of sight – Lei Ying Lo
- He’s cleaning his automobile – Wa Shing Ka
- Your body odor is offensive! – Yu Stin Ki Pu
- Great – Fa Kin Su Pah
- Dildo – Fun Toi
- Ex-wife – Fa Kin Sau
- Jesus Child – Ho Li Boi
- Give me the money! – Pei Nau
- Where’s the restroom? – Ai Pe Nau
- I absolutely agree – No Daut
- Dogshit under my shoe – Stin Kin Puh
- Stop teasing me! – Tat Nut Fun
- Annoying kid – Hit Tat Boi
- Go for a ride for free – Hit Hai King
- My friend is homo – He Gai
- Your price is too high – Ai No Bai Dam Ting
- That was an unauthorized execution – Lin Ching
- You are not very bright – Yu So Dum
- I am not guilty – Wai Hang Mi
- Please, stay a while longer – Wai Go Nao
- They have arrived – Hia Dei Kum
- Having an early orgasm – Kum Tu Suun
- Saying the same thing – Ri Pi Ting
- Are you horny? – Yu Har Dik
- You’re just so stupid – Fak Ju
- I just get drunk so easy – On Li Tu
- Oh, you’ve been smoking as well? – Ju Tu Hai
- I’ve got something in my eye – Aut Mai Ai
- Now I understand – Ai See Nau
- Pretty and romantic sky tonight – Mu So Brait
- Let’s get outta here – Fa Kin Run
- Look at that Ferrari – Big Boi Toi
- I’m just so horny – Ma Dik Big
- Microsoft sucks – Fa Kin Kom Pu Da
- He’s extremely ticklish – Jum Pin Hai
- Isn’t it cold to pee outdoor? – Wai Ju Ding So Tai Nee
- This got to look like an accident – Hit Mai Ai
- Has your flight been delayed? – Hao Long Wei Ting
- I didn’t know that you could sing? – Wai Yu Sing Dum Song
________________________________________
If you made it all the way through then WELL DONE!


I’ll see ya somewhere on the board


Photos
Wow, me! :D
Me! the 27th of January 2008
hi i love your profile :]
starbuck, June 21st, 2008 at 01:55:08pm
helloooo!!
safafdsgfdhfj, April 2nd, 2008 at 01:51:01pm
*wow* in that case...
*tackles back* xD
the jersey devil., March 3rd, 2008 at 06:00:45pm
happy new years!
El Pipita., January 2nd, 2008 at 06:11:53am
Thanks =D
You should get on INO more often btw ::tehe:
William Francis., October 23rd, 2007 at 08:06:35pm
gha ha ha ha your profile f*ckin rocks i never laughed so hard for ages lol! ='D
Tears May Stain, October 11th, 2007 at 03:44:09pm
hey Amanda ^^
Cebt, September 9th, 2007 at 09:56:41pm
Sexual Kryptonite, September 6th, 2007 at 06:11:32pm
haha! i LOVE that video!
its so funny!
your profile is great btw!
xxxx
Day Of The Dead, September 3rd, 2007 at 08:41:16pm