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Satan's cellar

Member since May 15th, 2007



I don't know what to say here, so I'm gonna leave you with a poem by a man I have a great deal of respect for, the lead singer (and ukulele player) of a band called the King Blues, Itch.

5 Bottles of Shampoo

She pushed in before me, in the supermarket queue
pretended not to see me, in that way women do.
She put on the counter some bread and milk too
and then she pulled out five different bottles of shampoo.
And I thought to myself, 'I will never understand women.'
And I hear some of you saying, 'Yeah but all men are all the same!
They all think they're so cool and are ruled by their dicks.'
That might be true of me, but it ain't true of all of us
so don't point that finger so quick.

I do see some of the blokes though,
In the clubs, pinching girls arses, trying to be intimidating
Making obscene passes.
Man, she's a goddess, you can tell by the way she dances.
But you call her a slag when she don't accept your advances.
You just show you got no respect for yourself, show you ain't got the balls
to just talk to a girl.
So when she chats to me, you spit at her and shout 'Whore!'
Well it is written, in the art of war, to fight only the battles you can win.
But I will defend your honour til they kick my face in.
If you have to scrape me broken boned, bruised, bloodied, and battered up off the floor..
Well FUCK IT. Integrity is what black eyes were invented for.

So down with the dick-tatorship, that is so cock-sure,
they use rape as a weapon of war.
FUCK the man who thinks it's ok to give his wife a punch,
FUCK the judge who says it weren't rape cause she was drunk.
And if you're pro-life. I mean if you're PRO .. LIFE,
then become a doctor, or foster a kid.
Make it possible for people who are alive to live.
But don't you dare tell women what they can and can't do,
when it was a woman that gave life to you.

Yes, I'm a man, a fairly stereotypical one,
but I ain't afraid to say I think all women are beautiful and strong.
Too fat, too thin, that's just media spin,
you look best when you're comfortable in your own skin.
So I'm sorry, if we've made you feel undue,
the truth be known...I'm in awe of you.
You're a giver of life and warrior too.
So do you really need FIVE different bottles of shampoo?

I will never forget you, CoS.


  • K.K.

    That story on your profile is great.. :} Wish more guys thought so...:\

    K.K., April 30th, 2010 at 07:46:36am

  • tay jardine;

    well that sounds fun (:

    tay jardine;, October 12th, 2009 at 07:01:05pm

  • tay jardine;

    the 18th is the show
    who are you going to see??

    tay jardine;, October 5th, 2009 at 09:57:53pm

  • tay jardine;

    im going to the cs concert here like 5 days after my birthday!! hbu

    tay jardine;, September 27th, 2009 at 01:37:18pm

  • tay jardine;

    hey!! whats up?

    tay jardine;, September 12th, 2009 at 07:15:36pm

  • skitty.

    hot mess is really good, too :D
    i think the overall album is great<3

    skitty., August 21st, 2009 at 05:39:02pm

  • skitty.

    i have heard it!
    i like it a lot :D
    especially 'fold your hands child' <33

    skitty., August 16th, 2009 at 03:13:06pm

  • jfc113

    'Ello! I'm great, thanks. : D
    How're you?

    Thanks! It's kinda long though, so I might just make it 3 pictures. >.<

    jfc113, August 12th, 2009 at 10:05:57pm

  • skitty.

    i hope your rightt~
    i dont want to march anymore, so i stopped practicing my music, haha.
    i dont go to any gigs. cobra will be my first! :D

    skitty., August 12th, 2009 at 01:52:07pm

  • skitty.

    baha. my mom is going to hate going to the concert. especially since its at a bar. i kinda just want her to stay home...but she won't, ha.

    it's not really going, haha. i play the clarinet :l.
    awesome. how often fo you get to go to shows?

    skitty., August 9th, 2009 at 08:05:02pm

  • skitty.

    hi lain!
    thats awesome! im going to a cobra show pretty soon. its gonna be awesome and i want a picture to show for it!
    im using a lot of '!'s!

    nothing much is up. trying to learn my marching band music D:

    skitty., August 8th, 2009 at 09:46:34am

  • skitty.

    is that gabe saporta in your picture!?
    *random jealousy*
    i've been awesome, thanks :D

    skitty., August 6th, 2009 at 11:05:19pm

  • skitty.

    how've you been!?

    skitty., August 6th, 2009 at 05:14:07pm

  • skitty.

    I MISS YOU<333

    skitty., August 3rd, 2009 at 12:40:10pm

  • the king blues.

    Well, I'm gonna look like a right loser because my mom is having to take me and my friend. >.<
    So much for being 14. D:

    the king blues., June 22nd, 2009 at 01:55:22pm

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