releaseee the bats

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releaseee the bats

i'm lauren.
heartbreak baby,
is half the fun
you bring
the bullets
i'll bring the gun.
i brought you my bullets you brought me your love

my chemical romance
love

-Okay guys these are some tough questions you up for it?
Gerard: Go for it
Frank: Shoot
-Skittles or M&M’s?
Mikey: SKITTLES!!!!!!!!!!!FUCK YES SKITTLES!!!!
Gerard: wow uh, yeah have to agree with Mikey on that. Skittles all the way.
Frank: I prefer sweet stuff over chocolate anytime.
Ray: Dude no way M&M's are way better
Frank: But they all taste the same!! Put some variety in your life man!!
Bob: Gummy bears
Gerard: Dumbass that wasn't one of the choices
Bob: ...oh well it is now.
-Just so you know I didn't come up with this one: Which would you rather do impregnate a cow or eat road kill squirrel?
Frank: Are there any alternate answers?
Gerard: I'd rather eat road kill anything than get near a cow.
Mikey: he hates cows. But seriously eating a road kill squirrel? That would be just plain weird. And disgusting.
Gerard: Cows smell like shit.
Frank: How about neither
Ray: C'mon Frankie you know you wanna fuck a cow or two
Frank: WHAT!!!! THAT'S PLAIN WRONG!!!
Bob: Dude impregnating a cow just means you stick-
Mikey: EEEEWWWW!!!!!KEEP IT PG-13!!!PG-13!!!!!
-So what's the meanest thing your band mates have ever done to you while on tour?
Ray: Don't even get me started the list could go on for hours.
Gerard: Come on. You know we pick on Mikey more than anyone
Frank: We've all had our days.
Gerard: you guys fucked up my samich and let me eat it.
-I always thought it was sandwich
Gerard: When I was little I would say samich and it just kind of stuck.
Bob: tell Them what we did to the sandwich!!!
Mikey: Oh God NOOO!!!!!
Gerard: I was making a tuna and whip cream samich and I left for a second to go check on something. When I came back my samich was no longer whip cream and tuna it was a Mikey's cum and tuna samich. It was so fucking disgusting. I swear I'll get you back for that.
Mikey: Yeah and you did. I remember this one time when you and Frankie zipped me up in a sleeping bag and dumped my in the pool at that one Sheraton hotel because I wouldn't go up to that creepy floor with you guys.
-What was so creepy about it?
Gerard: There was this fucking psycho Satanists cult up there and Mikey was scared shitless.
Ray: those guys were so cool!
Frank: there was this one guy who was chasing us around the floor they were on and he was shouting at us in latin. Or I think it was latin. We really pissed them off. I guess he was trying to curse us or something.
-Do you guys believe in that kind of thing?
Gerard: well we've had a few incidents with a Ouijia board and we're all very superstitious.
Frank: don't go walking under ladders.
-Okay new subject. Boxers, briefs, man thong or commando.
Mikey: (laughing so hard he fell off the chair)
Frank: MAN THONGS ALL THE WAY!!!!
Gerard: FUCK YEAH!!!!!
Ray: boxers for me thanks
Bob: No comment
Mikey: AHHH he's commando aren't you?
Bob: like I said no comment.
Gerard: GROSS!!!!!I AM NOT SITTING NEXT TO YOU ANYMORE!!!!!
-Ok,, so what do you really do in the shower?
Gerard: Well I take long hot pleasurable showers, and I touch and scrub my whole entire body.
Mikey: Ewwwww
Ray: Oh Mikey you've thought about that before
Mikey: Eeeeewwwww NO!
Gerard: Dont deny it!
Mikey: Shut up back to the question.
Gerard: That is part of the question.
Frank: You guys are fucked up.
Ray: Hey Mikey, don't you take toasters in the bath?
Gerard: YES he does!
Mikey: Well not anymore, every once in a while I do like to watch T.V. in the bath but I guess it's not a safe thing to do!
Frank: Your are such a dumbass!
- Okay…this ones for Frankie. Have you ever thought about one of your bands mates in a sexual way? If so, who?
Frank: Yes actually. But it was nothing too dirty or anything. I just, there was this one pair of pants Gerard had that really showed off his ass and uh...package.
Gerard: Yeah everyone knows I'm sexy.
-Definitely Gerard. Anyway one of your fans wanted to know how far you've gotten with Bert
Gerard: Okay, I haven't fucked him, haven't sucked him or vice-versa. Well i nearly did, but I have seen him naked.
Frank: I think Bob and Ray left us.
Mikey: Wussies can't handle the sex talk
Gerard: You're one to be talking.
Mikey: FUCK YOU!
Gerard: FUCK YOURSELF!
Mikey: GO FUCK A COW!
Gerard: GO FUCK A TOASTER AND TURN IT ON!
Mikey: GO FUCK YOUR MOM!
Gerard: SHE'S YOUR MOM TOO DUMBASS!!!!
-Okay, on behalf of MTV America, we’d like to thank you My Chemical Romance and good luck in the future.
Frank: and On behalf of all the rest of MCR and myself, WE'LL SEE YA AT THE SHOW!
Gerard: GO FUCK A WHALE!!!!
Mikey: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THAT I'M NOT INTERESTED IN YOU LIKE THAT GERARD!!!
how could you not love these boys?

DEAD!

i'm lauren.
heartbreak baby,
is half the fun
you bring
the bullets
i'll bring the gun.
i brought you my bullets you brought me your love

my chemical romance
love

-Okay guys these are some tough questions you up for it?
Gerard: Go for it
Frank: Shoot
-Skittles or M&M’s?
Mikey: SKITTLES!!!!!!!!!!!FUCK YES SKITTLES!!!!
Gerard: wow uh, yeah have to agree with Mikey on that. Skittles all the way.
Frank: I prefer sweet stuff over chocolate anytime.
Ray: Dude no way M&M's are way better
Frank: But they all taste the same!! Put some variety in your life man!!
Bob: Gummy bears
Gerard: Dumbass that wasn't one of the choices
Bob: ...oh well it is now.
-Just so you know I didn't come up with this one: Which would you rather do impregnate a cow or eat road kill squirrel?
Frank: Are there any alternate answers?
Gerard: I'd rather eat road kill anything than get near a cow.
Mikey: he hates cows. But seriously eating a road kill squirrel? That would be just plain weird. And disgusting.
Gerard: Cows smell like shit.
Frank: How about neither
Ray: C'mon Frankie you know you wanna fuck a cow or two
Frank: WHAT!!!! THAT'S PLAIN WRONG!!!
Bob: Dude impregnating a cow just means you stick-
Mikey: EEEEWWWW!!!!!KEEP IT PG-13!!!PG-13!!!!!
-So what's the meanest thing your band mates have ever done to you while on tour?
Ray: Don't even get me started the list could go on for hours.
Gerard: Come on. You know we pick on Mikey more than anyone
Frank: We've all had our days.
Gerard: you guys fucked up my samich and let me eat it.
-I always thought it was sandwich
Gerard: When I was little I would say samich and it just kind of stuck.
Bob: tell Them what we did to the sandwich!!!
Mikey: Oh God NOOO!!!!!
Gerard: I was making a tuna and whip cream samich and I left for a second to go check on something. When I came back my samich was no longer whip cream and tuna it was a Mikey's cum and tuna samich. It was so fucking disgusting. I swear I'll get you back for that.
Mikey: Yeah and you did. I remember this one time when you and Frankie zipped me up in a sleeping bag and dumped my in the pool at that one Sheraton hotel because I wouldn't go up to that creepy floor with you guys.
-What was so creepy about it?
Gerard: There was this fucking psycho Satanists cult up there and Mikey was scared shitless.
Ray: those guys were so cool!
Frank: there was this one guy who was chasing us around the floor they were on and he was shouting at us in latin. Or I think it was latin. We really pissed them off. I guess he was trying to curse us or something.
-Do you guys believe in that kind of thing?
Gerard: well we've had a few incidents with a Ouijia board and we're all very superstitious.
Frank: don't go walking under ladders.
-Okay new subject. Boxers, briefs, man thong or commando.
Mikey: (laughing so hard he fell off the chair)
Frank: MAN THONGS ALL THE WAY!!!!
Gerard: FUCK YEAH!!!!!
Ray: boxers for me thanks
Bob: No comment
Mikey: AHHH he's commando aren't you?
Bob: like I said no comment.
Gerard: GROSS!!!!!I AM NOT SITTING NEXT TO YOU ANYMORE!!!!!
-Ok,, so what do you really do in the shower?
Gerard: Well I take long hot pleasurable showers, and I touch and scrub my whole entire body.
Mikey: Ewwwww
Ray: Oh Mikey you've thought about that before
Mikey: Eeeeewwwww NO!
Gerard: Dont deny it!
Mikey: Shut up back to the question.
Gerard: That is part of the question.
Frank: You guys are fucked up.
Ray: Hey Mikey, don't you take toasters in the bath?
Gerard: YES he does!
Mikey: Well not anymore, every once in a while I do like to watch T.V. in the bath but I guess it's not a safe thing to do!
Frank: Your are such a dumbass!
- Okay…this ones for Frankie. Have you ever thought about one of your bands mates in a sexual way? If so, who?
Frank: Yes actually. But it was nothing too dirty or anything. I just, there was this one pair of pants Gerard had that really showed off his ass and uh...package.
Gerard: Yeah everyone knows I'm sexy.
-Definitely Gerard. Anyway one of your fans wanted to know how far you've gotten with Bert
Gerard: Okay, I haven't fucked him, haven't sucked him or vice-versa. Well i nearly did, but I have seen him naked.
Frank: I think Bob and Ray left us.
Mikey: Wussies can't handle the sex talk
Gerard: You're one to be talking.
Mikey: FUCK YOU!
Gerard: FUCK YOURSELF!
Mikey: GO FUCK A COW!
Gerard: GO FUCK A TOASTER AND TURN IT ON!
Mikey: GO FUCK YOUR MOM!
Gerard: SHE'S YOUR MOM TOO DUMBASS!!!!
-Okay, on behalf of MTV America, we’d like to thank you My Chemical Romance and good luck in the future.
Frank: and On behalf of all the rest of MCR and myself, WE'LL SEE YA AT THE SHOW!
Gerard: GO FUCK A WHALE!!!!
Mikey: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THAT I'M NOT INTERESTED IN YOU LIKE THAT GERARD!!!
how could you not love these boys?

DEAD!
heyy. ok, stupid question i know, but was that a real interview? if so, can you send me a link?
GivinEmHell, December 16th, 2007 at 12:17:06pm