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MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BIBLE
x. Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
x. Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.
x. The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.
x. Mikey Way counted to infinity...twice.
x. Frank Iero can divide by Zero.
x. The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then its soaked with tears and blood.
x. The Frank Iero once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
x. Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.
x. Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.
x. A Tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar.
x. Bob Bryar doesnt get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.
x. Bob Bryar does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
x. Mikey Way can speak braille.
x. Frank Iero jacks off to Monster Trucks.
x. Jeeves asks Ray Toro.
x. If The Bob Bryar is late, time better slow the fuck down.
x. Geico saved 15% a year by switching to Gerard Way.
x. Ray Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement.
x. Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
x. The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"
x. Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus.
x. When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
x. Gerard Way doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
x. Mikey Way is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.
x. Bob Bryar ate the Stay Puff Marshmellow man.
x. Ray Toro didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.
x. When God said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way said, "say please."





Ways to Tell If You're a Real My Chemical Romance Fan
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1.Real MCR fans know more songs than "Welcome to the Black Parade."
2. Real MCR fans know Gerard Way's brother's name.
3. Real MCR fans shout 'YES!' when one of their songs comes on.
4. Real MCR fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard's hair.
5. Real MCR fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard in general.
6. Real MCR fans know the names of everyone in the band and what they do.
7. Real MCR fans shop for hours just to find a jacket like the band's have for a MCR concert. {{{i've yet to do this and it makes me sad}}}
8. Real MCR fans take time to right on the front of all their underwear "I love Gerard."
9. Real MCR fans ask their mom "What's for dinner?" and are disappointed when she doesn't say Gerard.
10. Real MCR fans start smoking because they think they will be HAWT like Frank and Gerard.
11. Real MCR fans ask for Bob the Bryar for christmas and cry when they don't get him.
12. Real MCR fans do dirty things with their MCR action figures and are proud to admit it.
13. Real MCR fans sleep with a picture of MCR and actually have to wipe off the drool stains.
14. Real MCR fans piss themselves when they see them... on the televison.
15. Real MCR fans would admit to let them rape you.
16. Real MCR fans go in a rendition of Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge when they hear a guy in a restaurant say "So Long" (HECK YES!!)
17. Real MCR fans have this on their profile.
18. Real MCR fans giggle everytime Gerard Way says the word 'way' in his songs
19. Real MCR fans will scream "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, **insert bandmembers name here**!!" on his birthday, regardless of how quiet the room is.
20. Real MCR fans watch "Life On the Murder Scene" twice a day then apologize to plants.
21. Real MCR fans often zone out, listening to MCR in their heads, and when someone asks them a question they scream the lyrics they were just thinking of.
22. Real MCR fans write 'my' and 'romance' around the word 'chemical' when in science class.
23. Real MCR fans when hearing any word even slightly associated with MCR on the television, insantly freak out and turn up the volume.
24. Real MCR fans eat skittles and drink coke zero three times daily.
25. Real MCR fans have every MCR picture possible saved on their computer, and admit it proudly.
26. Real MCR fans have actually read and re-read and re-re-read etc. any MCR webpages they could find.
27. Real MCR fans can listen to a MCR song repeatidly and not get tired of said song. (no matter how many times you listen!)
28.Real MCR fans hear New Jersy and instantly think MCR MCR MCR MCR MCR!!!!!!
29. Real MCR fans try their hardest to mention MCR in any project at school.
30. Real MCR fans spaz out when they see the word 'way' in books, on trucks, anywhere.{{{ i have done this quite a few times!!}}}
31. You have at least one MCRSavedMyLife story
32.When someone says "'fro," you say "Ray Toro!"
33.When someone says "Chemical," or "Romance," you think..."MCR!"
34. When you think of New Jersey, you think of Belleville.
35. When someone talks about St. Helena, Montana, you think Helena.
36. You've had their CD for two weeks and iTunes says it's been played at least 46 times.(100 and something…)
37. You have mixed feelings about the Used. Bert? Or Gerard?
38. You wake up at two AM thinking about Mikey.
39. You view Alicia Simmons as the new Adrienne Armstrong.
40. You truly believe the Black Parade will come to you when you die (Hello Gerard!)
41. You believe they should hire you to be in all their videos since you dance to the songs like nobody's business.
42. Black is your favorite color.
43. The only reason you watch 24 is so you can have something in common with Ray.
44. It pains you to watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force because of the rejection it caused Gerard.
45. You know Bob is a fuzzy bunny and Frank is a princess.
46. You wouldn't mind watching Gerard draw all day.
47. You count the days to and from your MCR concerts.
48. You have their tour schedule on a Word Document on your computer.
49. You've written at least one fanfic.
50. You'd join the TMNT, just to be with Bob.
51. You wouldn't mind Gerard and Mikey smelling like shit if it meant you got to go on tour with them!
52. You'd offer Frank your shower at 3 AM.
53. Even your parents know the words to Welcome to the Black Parade.
54. You dye your hair like Gerard did a few years ago and lament as that random red splotch at the back of your head fades away.
55.You scream when your parents accidentally throw away the review of the show you went to a week before. Then you immediately get it off the internet.
56. None of your friends like them but they could probably write a book on them you talk about them so much.
57. You've Googled their high schools.
58. You adhere to the MCR Bible, the Ten Commandments of the Black Parade, the Ten Commandments of Gerard Way and the Ten Commandments of a Chemical Romantic.
59. You don't care anymore when people call them emo because you know they're not.
60. You'd cut off Bob and Ray's hair if it meant you could have it all to yourself.
61. You relate to Mikey and his unicorn/coffee/sushi fetish.
62. You really wish Frank would talk on stage.
63. You celebrate their birthdays with religion. Yes, that means costumes.
64. You've named pets/stuffed animals/instruments after them ("C'mere Mikey! Good boy Mikey, good boy!"
65. The people in your band have set a ban on you singing anymore MCR at practice. Needless to say, this is a rule meant to be broken.
66. You sneak into your computer lab at school at lunch to watch their videos.
67. You call your younger sister "Mikey." Therefore, she hates you. But you can't help that she is skinny, tallish and wears glasses.
68. You plan on making a pilgrimage to Belleville, New Jersey as soon as possible.
69. You listen to every band they say they like during interviews.
70. You only tolerate Brandon Flowers because Gerard Way says he likes the Killers and Brandon likes MCR.
71. Your daydreams consist of commentary on your school day by Mikey, Frank, Gerard, Bob and Ray.
72. You call Gerard "Gee."
73.Your friends all get a glazed look when you mention MCR.
74. You've read Ecstasy: Three Tales of Chemical Romance, by Irvine Welsh.
75. You wrote an essay about how you admire Gerard when your English teacher told you that you had to write something about someone you admired.
76. You're known to wear a black stripe over your eyes to school when you're feeling extra MCR-ish.
77. Life on the Murder Scene=LOTMS
78. You support Bob Bryar's solo project.
79. Even if they went gansta, you'd still love them.
80. You just wrote and/or read this (or forced a friend too)


----- You know you live in 2007 when... -----


1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

The Ten Commandments of Gerard Way
1.Thou shall never let them take you alive.
2.Thou shall drink Starbucks coffee
3.Thou shall play World of Warcraft as an Undead Warrior
4.Thou shall admit that they are not okay freely
5.Thou shall unleash the fucking bats
6.Thou shall strike violent poses
7.Thou shall stay out of the light
8.Thou shall suck thy enemies blood
9.Thou shall overcome thy weaknesses
10.Thou shall not be afraid to keep on living

The Ten Commandments of Mikey Way
1. Thou shall move as little as possible on stage
2. Thou shall choose coffee as thy poison
3. Thou shall straighten hair with dignity
4. Thou shall love sushi as much as thin self
5. Thou shall be the spiritual advisor to thy peers
6. Thou shall wear glasses as close to falling off as possible
7. Thou shall have epic battles with brick walls
8. Thou shall hate small spaces, large spaces and grocery shopping
9. Thou shall love unicorns with all thy heart
10. Thou shall be dangerous around toasters/heaters

The Ten Commandments of Frank Iero
1. Thou shall run around until thou can no longer breathe
2. Thou shall eat skittles
3. Thou shall let the singer feel thou up
4. Thou shall wear a badge on thy shirt collar or hood
5. Thou shall get tattoos
6. Thou shall kick random objects if they are in thy way (yes that means if they are in Gerard/Mikey too)
7. Thou shall grin with all teeth
8. Thou shall change hair style every year
9. Thou shall wear sunglasses in situations of conflict
10. Thou shall burn everything and call it Cajun


The Ten Commandments of Ray Toro
1. Thou shall head bang till thou can head bang no more
2. Thou shall stick thou hands in cupcakes
3. Thou shall hide thy contacts well
4. Thou shall not like to read
5. Thou shall not bother to cook
6. Thou shall play until thou gets ‘Guitar Burn’
7. Thou shall hate thou hair when straightened
8. Thou shall sing back up as if it were the most important part
9. Thou shall ask Gerard to not do ‘that’ in thy direction
10. Thou shall be proud of thou afro

The Ten Commandments of Bob Bryar
1. Thou shall never get mad at those more annoying than thou
2. Thou shall look cool with sunglasses
3. Thou shall declare that Gerard makes thou heart burn openly
4. Thou shall love cats
5. Thou shall walk in the other direction/lash out if a camera is shown
6. Thou shall T.P New York
7. Thou shall drum until thou can drum no more
8. Thou shall give out Mikey Way’s phone number
9. Thou shall be the hardest working drummer ever
10. Thou shall love Mr. Bean as thou equal




Ten Commandments of the Black Parade
1. Thou shall accept death as it comes
2. Thou shall march and sing without question
3. Thou shall face fear and regret
4. Thou shall never let go of thy dreams
5. Thou shall give blood
6. Thou shall not fear thy sins
7. Thou shall protect thy brothers in arms
8. Thall shall darken thy clothes
9. Thou shall walk this world alone
10.Thou shall carry on!

The 10 Commandments of A Chemical Romance
1. Thou shall not put a gun to thy lover's head.
2. Thou shall be willing to die for love.
3. Thou shall seek revenge on those who wrong you
4. Thou shall be a demolition lover
5. Thou shall unleash the bats
6. Thou shall protect thy lover from everything (even vampires)
7. Thou shall respect Gerard, Mikey, Frank, Ray and Bob
8. Thou shall sing the holy hymns of the chemical romance
9. Thou shall see beauty in bloody love.
10. Thou shall rock hard.

REAL MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE FANS

1. You have googled ‘Frank Iero’ so many times that he is on the Top 10 Most Googled
2. You make buttons with the band members’ face on it for his birthday, then display it with pride on your chest
3. You twistedly indulge in Waycest (We know its wrong, but its kick-assey hot)
4. You don’t really mind going to hell because it’s really quite pleasant, except for the smell.
5. Your parents know who Lil’ RayRay is.
6. You agree with Bob and think that being skinny isn’t cool because Frank made him feel bad.
7. You ask people wearing My Chem merchandise what their favorite song from the second album is and bother them later when they say “Famous Last Words.”
8. You watch “Life on the Murder Scene” at least twice a week and apologize to plants.
9. You giggle every time Gerard says “Way,” in his lyrics.
10. You often zone out, listening to MCR in your head, and when someone asks you a question, you scream the lyrics you were just thinking of.
11. You go on a never-ending quest for MCR sheet music.
12. Your chest aches at the mere thought of My Chemical Romance not being together.
13. You spend most of your school day doodling the words ‘My,’ ‘Chemical,’ and ‘Romance.’
14. You write in the little crease inside of your elbow “Bob shot me up,” and ask people what they think Bob shot them up with.
15. You curse MTV nightly for killing Pansy.
16. You would go find an injured member of the band and offer to say a Mexican healing spell over their injury.
17. You think that any land that has been treaded on by My Chemical Romance is sacred.
18. You would give anything for a lock of Rays hair.
19. Your parents know the first 18 words of ‘The Black Parade.’
20. You have this on your profile and will credit those who made it.

You know you’re a My Chemical Romance Freak when ::
1. Your carpet is soaked with drool after watching them play on TV
2. You cry when u hear them play your favorite song live
3. You hear someone say My Chemical Romance and you snap to attention
4. You stand your ground and defend them when someone tries to criticize them
5. You feel like burning the TRL building down
6. You read a story and claim you saw one of the band members names, though its not there
7. You have a MCR song for every point in your day
8. You lick the TV when there on it, Mmm..MCR
9. You recite the words to the song when someone even mutters just a word of it.
10. You Live by the words of My Chemical Romance
11. You've asked your parents millions of times if you could make MCR your religion!!