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xxMy_Chem_Cutiexx
Name:
Madison
Age:
26
Gender:
Female
Location:
In Your Wildest Dreams

Member since February 26th, 2008

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Shit, the hard part. how does anyone describe themself? well i guess i'm still looking for my true self. I have no idea what i want to do with my life.... something ether with music or the FBI would be rad. i'm also the world worst speller, no joke. i have pretty much given up on any guy ever liking me. i wouldn't be friends with myself. I am a Vegetarian, thanks to Savannah, and have been for almost a year, I LOVE IT!!



MEAT IS MURDER!!

92% of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch decided breathing wasn't cool!
Put this is your profile if you are one of the 8% who would be laughing hysterically instead



x] EMOS
x] Emos Rule....
x] Live With It =]
x] Not All Emos Cut
x] Not All Emos R Depressed
x] Emos R Nice People
x] Emos Dont Sit Around All Day Feeling Sorry For Themselves
x] Emos DONT Have Made Up Problems
x] Emos Have Feelings
x] Not All Emos R Bi!!
x] Emos R The Sexiest People ALIVE!!
x] Emos Do Smile
x] Emos Do Laugh
Put this on ure profile if u agree





╔═╦══╦═╗ Put this on your
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╚═╩╩╩╩═╝ support emo




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MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BIBLE
x. Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
x. Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.
x. The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.
x. Mikey Way counted to infinity...twice.
x. Frank Iero can divide by Zero.
x. The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then its soaked with tears and blood.
x. The Frank Iero once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
x. Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.
x. Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.
x. A Tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar.
x. Bob Bryar doesnt get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back off.
x. Bob Bryar does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
x. Mikey Way can speak braille.
x. Frank Iero jacks off to Monster Trucks.
x. Jeeves asks Ray Toro.
x. If The Bob Bryar is late, time better slow down.
x. Geico saved 15% a year by switching to Gerard Way.
x. Ray Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement.
x. Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
x. The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"
x. Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus.
x. When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
x. Gerard Way doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
x. Mikey Way is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.
x. Bob Bryar ate the Stay Puff Marshmellow man.
x. Ray Toro didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.
x. When God said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way said, "say please."



HOMPHOBIA IS GAY!!!

The Emo Bible

Everything started with the one God, Gerard.
One day he had a spark of creativity, so he picked this random ball of rock and started to put stuff on it.
The first day he created a really hot emo guy named Mikey.
The second day he created music.
The third day he created drugs, sex, and razors.
The fourth day he created an insecure emo girl, Alicia.
The fifth day he created black clothes, belts, and makeup.
The sixth day he created all of the swear words.
The seventh and final day he created the food of the gods, Skittles™

One day, the first emos (Mikey and Alicia, who were wearing clothes) were greeted by the Skittle™ faerie. She told them, “Eat these sour Skittles ™.”
But Gerard said, “No, eat the regular Skittles™.”
So they ate the sour Skittles because they tasted better.
But then they felt bad.
And they got stoned a lot.
And they started cutting to make themselves feel better.
But then they had sore arms, so they got drunk to make them feel better. Because of this, Alicia accidentally got pregnant and gave birth to the beautiful Jepha, who lived off of Skittles.
A whole bunch of emos were spawned after that.

-1000 years later-

A hot 13-year-old boy named Frankie was walking home from the gas station where he had just purchased some Skittles. On the way he encountered an angel with a huge fro named Ray.
Ray said, “Gerard wants you right now.”
Frank: “What?”
Ray: “He wants to rape you.”
Frank: “But I’m 13. That’s illegal.”
Ray: “Whatever.”
Frankie was poofed up to heaven. The clouds were black.
Ray brought Frankie to Gerard.
Gerard said, “Now you will be pregnant with my son!”
Frankie: “No effing way! I’m a guy!”
Gerard raped him anyways.
Frankie was angry because now that he was pregnant, he was all fat. So he went anorexic but his friends forced him to eat because they knew about the baby.

-Nine months later-

Davey, the son of Gerard, was born!! ZOMG!

-16 years later-

Davey was the EMO JESUS but everyone hated him because he was gay.
Miracles: He did people’s hair and he turned water into beer.
He had a bunch of followers that loved him because he was hot.
Some angry people (the ancestors of jocks and preps) killed Davey because they were homophobic.
1000 years later someone made a really shitty movie about it called, “The Passion of the Davey”

-2000 years later-

Davey Havok is the reincarnation of the EMO JESUS. He becomes the messiah and people worship him and his beautiful voice. He eventually saves the world from the total hellhole it is.


The End


RANDOM MIKEY WAY QUOTES:
- I like popsicles
- We are very attractive to them because we dress like homeless people.
- There's less violance in the world when people start using hula-hoops
- We are extreamly greedy when it comes to electricity in our Ipods, we say stuff like "Yo im only in half a battery and i got a plane ride!!"
- The band is metal in the way we have a lot of metal in our instruments, and i have quite a lot of metal on my belt buckle as well.
- Regret is a sign of weakness, besides girls have cooties.
- I'm kind of upset that I'm going to die tomorrow ( refering to the vidieo of Ghost of You)
- I’ve been down with kickball since the third grade.
- I could eat my body weight in sushi.
- I try to be the spiritual advisor for the band.
- I wanted to make music that impacted people's lives.


RANDOM GERARD WAY QUOTES:
- The Devil got stuck with a crappy job, he has to deal with assholes every day, he must be bored as hell!
- Be yourself, don't take anyones shit, never let them take you alive.
- Are you on our side and want to be different, or on you on THAT side and want to throw a football at my head?
- It tastes like sombody stole my wallet, ya know?
- Ciggerettes and coffe: an alcoholics best friend
- Its like a drag coming an saying "What would you like to do?" "Um, yeah Karate."



R: Retards
A: Attempting
P: Poetry


You Know You're an MCR Fan When...
1. You have at least one MCRSavedMyLife story
2.When someone says "'fro," you say "Ray Toro!"
3.When someone says "Chemical," or "Romance," you think..."MCR!"
4. When you think of New Jersey, you think of Belleville.
5. When someone talks about St. Helena, Montana, you think Helena.
6. You've had their CD for two weeks and iTunes says it's been played at least 46 times.
7. You have mixed feelings about the Used. Bert? Or Gerard?
8. You wake up at two AM thinking about Mikey.
9. You view Alicia Simmons as the new Adrienne Armstrong.
10. You truly believe the Black Parade will come to you when you die (Hello Gerard!)
11. You believe they should hire you to be in all their videos since you dance to the songs like it’s nobody's business.
12. Black is your favorite color.
13. The only reason you watch 24 is so you can have something in common with Ray.
14. It pains you to watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force because of the rejection it caused Gerard.
15. You know Bob is a fuzzy bunny and Frank is a princess.
16. You wouldn't mind watching Gerard draw all day.
17. You count the days to and from your MCR concerts.
18. You have their tour schedule on a Word Document on your computer.
19. You've written at least one fanfic.
20. You'd join the TMNT, just to be with Bob.
21. You wouldn't mind Gerard and Mikey smelling like shit if it meant you got to go on tour with them!
22. You'd offer Frank your shower at 3 AM.
23. Even your parents know the words to Welcome to the Black Parade. (yeah right)
24. You dye your hair like Gerard did a few years ago and lament as that random red splotch at the back of your head fades away.
25.You scream when your parents accidentally throw away the review of the show you went to a week before. Then you immediately get it off the internet.
26. None of your friends like them but they could probably write a book on them you talk about them so much.
27. You've Googled their high schools.
28. You adhere to the MCR Bible, the Ten Commandments of the Black Parade, the Ten Commandments of Gerard Way and the Ten Commandments of a Chemical Romantic.
29. You don't care anymore when people call them emo because you know they're not.
30. You'd cut off Bob and Ray's hair if it meant you could have it all to yourself.
31. You relate to Mikey and his unicorn/coffee/sushi fetish.
32. You really wish Frank would talk on stage.
33. You celebrate their birthdays with religion. Yes, that means costumes.
34. You've named pets/stuffed animals/instruments after them ("C'mere Mikey! Good boy. Mikey, good boy!"
35. The people in your band have set a ban on you singing anymore MCR at practice. Needless to say, this is a rule meant to be broken.
36. You sneak into your computer lab at school at lunch to watch their videos.
37. You call your younger sister "Mikey." Therefore, she hates you. But you can't help that she is skinny, tallish and wears glasses.
38. You plan on making a pilgrimage to Belleville, New Jersey as soon as possible.
39. You listen to every band they say they like during interviews.
40. You only tolerate Brandon Flowers because Gerard Way says he likes the Killers and Brandon likes MCR.
41. Your daydreams consist of commentary on your school day by Mikey, Frank, Gerard, Bob and Ray.
42. You call Gerard "Gee."
43.Your friends all get a glazed look when you mention MCR.
44. You've read Ecstasy: Three Tales of Chemical Romance, by Irvine Welsh.
45. You wrote an essay about how you admire Gerard when your English teacher told you that you had to write something about someone you admired.
46. You're known to wear a black stripe over your eyes to school when you're feeling extra MCR-ish.
47. Life on the Murder Scene=LOTMS
48. You support Bob Bryar's solo project.
49. Even if they went gansta, you'd still love them. (that would NEVER happen, though)
50. You just wrote and/or read this (or forced a friend too.)







Photos

  • Photo #13840

    playing with my camera. that shirt is from the soundtrack of your summer tour.

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Comments

  • Day Of The Dead

    Awwh dude! I'd suck at that, I don't know what I want to be either!! =P

    And high rope? What's all that about? =S

    x x x x <3

    Day Of The Dead, October 15th, 2008 at 01:55:44pm

  • Day Of The Dead

    Gah...I hate school >_<

    x x x x <3

    Day Of The Dead, October 14th, 2008 at 03:01:41pm

  • PoisonKitty

    hey you added me lov your page!!!!

    PoisonKitty, October 13th, 2008 at 10:23:30pm

  • Day Of The Dead

    Awwh cute!

    x x x x <3

    Day Of The Dead, October 13th, 2008 at 02:13:34pm

  • Day Of The Dead

    Awwh! Awesome!!!

    My doggie just had puppies ^_^

    What type of dog is she?

    x x x x<3

    Day Of The Dead, October 11th, 2008 at 04:50:57pm

  • Day Of The Dead

    Heya !!

    Thanks for the addie =]

    so, how are you?

    x x x x <3

    Day Of The Dead, October 8th, 2008 at 02:25:27pm

  • xxxemokiddiexxx

    I AM SO BORED!

    xxxemokiddiexxx, October 7th, 2008 at 01:30:24pm

  • xxSobbing_Kittenxx

    im sorry i didnt feel like going to skool.
    and im still going out w/ bain

    xxSobbing_Kittenxx, October 7th, 2008 at 01:06:09pm

  • alexander

    no

    alexander, October 1st, 2008 at 09:30:47pm

  • xxSobbing_Kittenxx

    UGH U NEVER GET ON

    xxSobbing_Kittenxx, October 1st, 2008 at 10:12:09am

  • xxSobbing_Kittenxx

    hey maddy write back!

    xxSobbing_Kittenxx, September 30th, 2008 at 11:05:41am

  • xxxemokiddiexxx

    nerd............ GET ON AND EXCEPT MY FREAKING FRIEND REQUEST LOSER!!!!!

    xxxemokiddiexxx, June 15th, 2008 at 02:09:52pm

  • xxxemokiddiexxx

    OMG MADDIE IT'S TORI!!!!!!! hey how r u?

    xxxemokiddiexxx, June 7th, 2008 at 11:49:32am

  • Pistol_GeeBucks

    aww, dammit.

    never mind. Thankies for trying thou XD
    How are yoo?

    Pistol_GeeBucks, June 6th, 2008 at 03:51:22pm

  • PoisonKitty

    hey! wats up im lara

    PoisonKitty, June 3rd, 2008 at 08:58:26pm

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