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xImOrTaLx
Name:
Kristen
Age:
27
Gender:
Female
Location:
PiTtS/eRiE

Member since March 11th, 2008

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xxmidnightxfaeriexx@yahoo.com
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About

CARLY IS BEING A DUMB FUCK RIGHT NOW!!!

HAI THAR SEALING KAT!!! haha, names Kristen, love hockey, skate boarding, and bmx, music, video games, and dont forget the STARBUCKS!!! I kno im a bit on the strange side (im probably not alone) but when ppl tell me 2 get a life i simply reply music IS life. favorite bands r mcr (obviously!), paramore, flyleaf, afi, hawthorne heights, panic! at the disco, boys like girls, red jumpsuit apparatus, evanescence, etc......... and no u cant call me kris, i hate that,i know wut it feels like to cry myself to sleep and b all alone but i am extremely grateful for wut i have and epecially my 2 best friends carly and ericka, theyre probably the only ones who understand me and when im around them i actually enjoy myself and feel like i have a place im supposed 2 b, my favorite drink is a DOUBLE CHOCALTE CHIP FRAPPACUNNIO!!!! from starbucks but beware u might not want c wut caffiene does to me. lmao. hate ppl who judge by looks and absolutely hate rap with a passion!!!! im in love with this amazing guy and hes all mine =] u can contact me here or at xxmidnightxfaeriexx@yahoo.com and thats all u need to no--UUNNIICOORRN!

"Look at me, with my pretty bracelet and tiara... I'm a fuckin' princess!"
YAY!! *claps excitedly* THATS MY FAVORITE!!

"Yeah, I had a headache, really bad. I was in a gas station and there was a pot of coffee and I looked at it for about a minute and then my brother (motions at Gerard) got a coffee and he taunted me."

Frank: "Has goldfinger ever had a flock of mooses advancing on him? It's a terrifying sight."
Mikey: "That's not the plural of moose, it's moosi."
Gerard: "Fuck off, it's meese."

"So many people treat you like you're a kid so you might as well act like one and throw your television out of the hotel window."

"Craziest thing that ever happened to me was being attacked by a black bird. It pecked the shit out of my head. We were at this hotel called The Phoenix in San Francisco. We were leaving to go to a show the next morning and the bird just fuckin' attacked my head. And the next day Slipknot were there, they were coming in as we were leaving, and they got attacked by birds too."


Support Love ♥♂ ♀♥ ♀♀ ♥♂ ♂♥
add to your page if you believe


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92% of teens listen to rap and hip hop music. If you're part of the 8% that rock out every day. Put this in your profile fellow rocker


Post this on your page if you hate rap:
R:retards
A:attempting
P:poetry

92% of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch decided breathing wasn't cool!!
Put this in your profile if you would be one of the 8% laughing histarically in the background!!

[*]> lmao!! its a bird!!

=D me on CAFFIENE!!!

~~~ WORMY!!!!
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8D SURPRISE!!!
50 things to do to annoy everyone in an elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your tissue to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
4. Whistle the first seven notes of ''It''s a Small World'' incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, crash from side to side as if you’re on rough seas.
7. Shave (especially if you’re a woman.)
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask: "Got enough air in there?"
9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you, "Admiral".
14. One word: Flatulence!
15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I’ve got new socks on!"
18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back, "Oh, not now. Damn motion sickness!"
19. Give religious literature to each passenger.
20. Meow occasionally.
21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
22. Frown and mutter "Gotta go, gotta go," then sigh and say, "oops!"
23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24. Sing, "Mary Had a Little Lamb," while continually pushing buttons.
25. Holler, "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce, "You’re one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
28. Burp, and then say "Mmmm...Tasty!"
29. Leave a box between the doors.
30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
31. Wear a puppet on your hand and make it talk to the other passengers.
32. Start a sing-along.
33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
34. Play the harmonica or any other instrument...its even better if you dont know how to play it.
35. Shadow box.
36. Say, "Ding!" at each floor.
37. Lean against the button panel.
38. Say, "I wonder what all these do," and push the red buttons.
39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40. Draw a giant square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space"...especially if the elevators crowded.
41. Bring a chair along.
42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
43. Blow spit bubbles.
44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
49. Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it’s getting larger."
50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler, "Bad touch!"


"THE COURSE OF LOVE NEVER DID RUN SMOOTH" -William Shakespeare <3



Comments

  • OcTaVIo 105

    Hola! lol

    OcTaVIo 105, April 10th, 2008 at 01:45:55am

  • Emo_guy_wif_no_name

    ive already added you lol

    Emo_guy_wif_no_name, April 1st, 2008 at 02:03:44pm

  • Tony Danza.

    can you please stop commenting me!
    I'm not gay! I don't like you and you just want my attention. sorry hun, I'm taken.

    Tony Danza., March 21st, 2008 at 01:27:11pm

  • Tony Danza.

    getting lucky? haha with you? bahahahah!
    oh ya please.whatever.
    buh bye.

    Tony Danza., March 21st, 2008 at 11:34:17am

  • Tony Danza.

    dude, seriously. I'm not going to argue with a 13 year old incompetent, imbecel like you. the only reason why you're commenting me is cos you want my attention. you feed off of that. thanks for taking the time out to read my profile, if you really didn't care, you'd go about your merry little way, dude you're pathetic. stop commenting me you les! I don't like you in that way. ta ta b*tch.

    Tony Danza., March 21st, 2008 at 10:03:35am

  • xImOrTaLx

    oh and hes sitting with me at lunch so im like nervous even tho he sits at the table next to mine in the first place lol, u guessed it im also shy

    xImOrTaLx, March 19th, 2008 at 07:09:30am

  • xImOrTaLx

    lol, hes really shy so well c (lol, aint that cute!?)

    xImOrTaLx, March 19th, 2008 at 07:08:47am

  • pain-for-pleasure

    oh well good luck to you!!!! *smiles* hope you are happy together...well if he has the guts to ask you out!!!

    pain-for-pleasure, March 18th, 2008 at 08:57:49pm

  • xImOrTaLx

    huh?? the comments before urs??? lmao, to late i already gave her a drowning lesson, hahahaha

    xImOrTaLx, March 17th, 2008 at 08:15:31pm

  • Leo

    OMG....i just wanna...*pushes window*

    Leo, March 16th, 2008 at 08:10:58pm

  • Tony Danza.

    bahahahaha bulimia is gay and blah blah blah, trying to get a rise outta me,hun? it aint gonna work. I can be perging and I'll still look better than you. and no, I'm not a dumbass model, you're just jealous.

    Tony Danza., March 14th, 2008 at 10:39:29am

  • pain-for-pleasure

    sm...bored out of my mind!!!

    pain-for-pleasure, March 12th, 2008 at 06:30:06pm

  • pain-for-pleasure

    hey!!! whats up???

    pain-for-pleasure, March 11th, 2008 at 07:30:51pm

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