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xxSobbing_Kittenxx

xxSobbing_Kittenxx
Name:
Savannah
Age:
27
Gender:
Female
Location:
Gotham City (In my bat cave)

Member since March 31st, 2008

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My name is Savannah and let me just say that MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE saved my life! They are AWESOME! Gerard is an AMAZING artist and he can write really good too not to mention he's HOT! I AM THE FUTURE MRS.WAY (HE just doesn't know it yet!) My Chem is the BEST band EVER! I'm straight but totally support gay pride! I'm a vegetarian and have been one for almost a year. And i love it. I'm a fun and outgoing person message me and i'll try to reply quickly.




MEAT IS MURDER!




MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BIBLE
x. Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
x. Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.
x. The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.
x. Mikey Way counted to infinity...twice.
x. Frank Iero can divide by Zero.
x. The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then its soaked with tears and blood.
x. The Frank Iero once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
x. Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.
x. Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.
x. A Tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar.
x. Bob Bryar doesnt get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back off.
x. Bob Bryar does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
x. Mikey Way can speak braille.
x. Frank Iero jacks off to Monster Trucks.
x. Jeeves asks Ray Toro.
x. If The Bob Bryar is late, time better slow down.
x. Geico saved 15% a year by switching to Gerard Way.
x. Ray Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement.
x. Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
x. The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"
x. Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus.
x. When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
x. Gerard Way doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
x. Mikey Way is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.
x. Bob Bryar ate the Stay Puff Marshmellow man.
x. Ray Toro didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.
x. When God said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way said, "say please."




HOMPHOBIA IS GAY!!!


EMOS
Emos Rule....
Live With It =]
Not All Emos Cut
Not All Emos R Depressed
Emos R Nice People
Emos Dont Sit Around All Day Feeling Sorry For Themselves
Emos DONT Have Made Up Problems
Emos Have Feelings
Not All Emos R Bi!!
Emos R The Sexiest People ALIVE!!
Emos Do Smile
Emos Do Laugh
Put this on ure profile if u agree

Music
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE
The Used
Panic! At the disco
Paramore
System Of a down
Afi
Sick Puppies
Mindless Self Indulgence
Metro Station
The Strokes
Scary Kids Scaring Kids
The Smiths
Slipknot
Danzig
Korn
Avril Lavigne
Jeffree Star
The Brazilian Girls
Feist
Death Cab For Cutie
Coldplay
Blink 182
Bush
Breaking Benjamin
30 Seconds To Mars
Pink Floyd
No Doubt
Papa Roach
Rise Against
Say Anything
Sparta
Green Day
Fall Out Boy
Hellogoodbye
Cake
Lily Allen
The Rolling Stones
The Beatles
The Red Hot ChillI Peppers
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Gorillaz
Smashing Pumpkins
Frou Frou
Metallica
Plain White T's
The Emo Bible

Everything started with the one God, Gerard.
One day he had a spark of creativity, so he picked this random ball of rock and started to put stuff on it.
The first day he created a really hot emo guy named Mikey.
The second day he created music.
The third day he created drugs, sex, and razors.
The fourth day he created an insecure emo girl, Alicia.
The fifth day he created black clothes, belts, and makeup.
The sixth day he created all of the swear words.
The seventh and final day he created the food of the gods, Skittles™

One day, the first emos (Mikey and Alicia, who were wearing clothes) were greeted by the Skittle™ faerie. She told them, “Eat these sour Skittles ™.”
But Gerard said, “No, eat the regular Skittles™.”
So they ate the sour Skittles because they tasted better.
But then they felt bad.
And they got stoned a lot.
And they started cutting to make themselves feel better.
But then they had sore arms, so they got drunk to make them feel better. Because of this, Alicia accidentally got pregnant and gave birth to the beautiful Jepha, who lived off of Skittles.
A whole bunch of emos were spawned after that.

-1000 years later-

A hot 13-year-old boy named Frankie was walking home from the gas station where he had just purchased some Skittles. On the way he encountered an angel with a huge fro named Ray.
Ray said, “Gerard wants you right now.”
Frank: “What?”
Ray: “He wants to rape you.”
Frank: “But I’m 13. That’s illegal.”
Ray: “Whatever.”
Frankie was poofed up to heaven. The clouds were black.
Ray brought Frankie to Gerard.
Gerard said, “Now you will be pregnant with my son!”
Frankie: “No effing way! I’m a guy!”
Gerard raped him anyways.
Frankie was angry because now that he was pregnant, he was all fat. So he went anorexic but his friends forced him to eat because they knew about the baby.

-Nine months later-

Davey, the son of Gerard, was born!! ZOMG!

-16 years later-

Davey was the EMO JESUS but everyone hated him because he was gay.
Miracles: He did people’s hair and he turned water into beer.
He had a bunch of followers that loved him because he was hot.
Some angry people (the ancestors of jocks and preps) killed Davey because they were homophobic.
1000 years later someone made a really shitty movie about it called, “The Passion of the Davey”

-2000 years later-

Davey Havok is the reincarnation of the EMO JESUS. He becomes the messiah and people worship him and his beautiful voice. He eventually saves the world from the total hellhole it is.


The End

Our FAMOUS LAST WORDS were 'I am not afraid to keep on Living, I am not afraid to walk this world Alone,' and as THE GHOST OF YOU walked down that CEMETERY DRIVE, we were DISENCHANTED. We had come upon the grave of HELENA. On her grave it said THREE CHEERS FOR SWEET REVENGE. It was a shame how she died of CANCER. We asked each other if we were alright, I, of course, replied 'I'M NOT OKAY,' and then you told me that you were in it with me TO THE END. HEAVEN HELP US all. [~Put this on your page if you are devoted to My Chemical Romance and their music~]

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Comments

  • Brandie'sChannel

    haha, how were you talking during class?? lol

    Brandie'sChannel, October 14th, 2008 at 06:07:49pm

  • xxxemokiddiexxx

    heey i still need my 20 bucks by monday

    xxxemokiddiexxx, October 9th, 2008 at 10:50:55am

  • xxMy_Chem_Cutiexx

    mwahahahahahaha iz julia on rehab, or not, more lik stealing cookies, from ummmmmmm, the cookie monster, eeek everyone is lookin over ma shoulder, bunch of hiprakrits, mwahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahah

    xxMy_Chem_Cutiexx, October 8th, 2008 at 10:12:26am

  • xxMy_Chem_Cutiexx

    i seriously need my CD by monday or i need 8.50 for it.

    xxMy_Chem_Cutiexx, October 8th, 2008 at 09:27:12am

  • xxMy_Chem_Cutiexx

    why aren't u @ school!!!!!!
    im lonely. r u still going out with Bain?

    xxMy_Chem_Cutiexx, October 6th, 2008 at 02:23:27pm

  • xxMy_Chem_Cutiexx

    why aren't u @ school!!!!!!
    im lonely. r u still going out with Bain?

    xxMy_Chem_Cutiexx, October 6th, 2008 at 02:23:27pm

  • Brandie'sChannel

    hey! thankies! u r too! so hows you?

    Brandie'sChannel, October 3rd, 2008 at 05:06:05pm

  • xxMy_Chem_Cutiexx

    HHHHHHHHIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    my stupid insomnia wont let me go to sleep!!!!!

    get on f*ckturd!!!!

    xxMy_Chem_Cutiexx, October 1st, 2008 at 10:58:28pm

  • xxxemokiddiexxx

    OMG savannah you butt! ur never on!!!!! grrrr

    xxxemokiddiexxx, August 18th, 2008 at 02:01:29pm

  • MeckieKaulitz

    Hey you comment on my profile so I just wanted to drop by and say Hi, whats up?

    MeckieKaulitz, July 16th, 2008 at 03:25:04pm

  • xxxemokiddiexxx

    hey, savannah! it's mack remember me?

    xxxemokiddiexxx, June 18th, 2008 at 10:14:17am

  • xxxemokiddiexxx

    heyy my friend Mackenzie and Maddie want to talk to you so all comments after this until i say its over are from them... NOT me, just so u know Savannah

    xxxemokiddiexxx, June 18th, 2008 at 10:12:47am

  • xxSobbing_Kittenxx

    sorry that was my friend

    xxSobbing_Kittenxx, June 16th, 2008 at 08:34:50pm

  • xxSobbing_Kittenxx

    hey everybody im an idiot so tell me im a idiot please!!! thanks
    :)

    xxSobbing_Kittenxx, June 16th, 2008 at 08:33:42pm

  • xxxemokiddiexxx

    dude, get some pics of yourself up here Savannah!!!!

    xxxemokiddiexxx, June 15th, 2008 at 02:05:11pm

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