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Name:
Ashy
Age:
29
Gender:
Female
Location:
My Own Little World

Member since August 8th, 2008

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Hello, I am Ashy.
Not much to say.
I adore music and My Chemical Romance is my favorite band followed by the White Stripes, HIM, and the Smashing Pumpkins. I love way more bands, but I don't feel like using up a bunch of space on that. Just ask.
My friends are the people keeping me alive. I adore them and I miss them terribly. My profile is dedicated to them. I update with new conversations every now and then. They're pretty funny.

=====♥=====

My friends are geniuses. Get over it.

Ashy: I thought you were a believer.
Megan Ann: It's not that I don't believe...I'm just a little slow.

Danny: My show is 'Flip That Box'. Don't go on Kevin's show. It's 'Flip Off That Box'.

Erin: Think happy thoughts, think happy thoughts, think happy thoughts like Frank with no pants on.

Ashy: Get that motherf*cking cat out of my bed!
Megan Ann: But he likes it here.

Kevin: Give me back my WAND!!!...er, I mean, pen

Danny: Mr. Dolphin, how many licks does it take to completely suck your body dry of blood?

Ashy: So you won't freak out if I tell you I have a big crush on a gay guy?
Megan Ann: WHAAAT YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON A GAY GUY?!?! ...that must suck....

Ashy: She described him as 'mousy'.
Danny: What's mousy?
Ashy:Of or pertaining to a...mouse?
Danny:OH! I thought you meant "moose-ee". I was like, what the heck is that?

Kevin: I wanna see your bedroom, I wanna see your bedroom, I wanna see your bedroom!
Ashy: That sounds so wrong.
Kevin: Oh, hey you're right.
Ashy: Get out of my house.

Ashy: Paint my fence!
Kevin: You are NOT Tom Sayer, but you have a very persuasive voice so go get me a paint brush!
Social Studies Teacher: Oh, the things I hear when I sit by you guys.
Kevin: Get me a paintbrush d*mn it!

Megan Ann: I'm sure Erin has fantasies about Frank about three times a week.
Ashy: Oh please, I bet she has them every night. It's a wonder how she gets any sleep.

Erin: Don't yell at me I'm drunk!!! *falls onto desk*

Kevin: Hello?
Ashy:Hello
Kevin:Who is this?
Ashy:Ashy
Kevin:Wait...who?
Ashy:ASHY
Kevin:I think she hung up.
Ashy:I DID NOT HANG UP YOU LOSER!
Kevin:*hangs up phone*
Ashy:Idiot...

Megan Ann: Ooh, I have an idea. We should invite Jesse and Ben to the haunted caves with us. Maybe we'll get scared and they can hold us...
Ashy: How the heck are we going to get Ben and Jesse to go somewhere with us?
Megan Ann: I talk to Ben all the time. I bet he'd go.
Ashy: Ok, but what about Jesse? I've spoken to him, like, once.
Megan Ann: Just start talking to him and we'll go in 2 weeks.
Ashy: But he has a boyfriend!! *cries*
Megan Ann: Oh...yeah...

Danny: If giraffes were a food they'd be pancakes.

Danny: Wait, Ashy, stop running! If you run then the cops will think we're suspicious!
Ashy: I don't want to go to Juvie!
Danny: You won't go to Juvie. We didn't do anything.
Ashy: Then why is the cruiser following us?
Danny: *turns around* Holy Crap! *starts running*

Ashy: Ok, now I know what we should have written on the playground equipment.
Megan Ann: What?
Ashy: It's two simple words...
Megan Ann: What?!
Ashy: Touch me
Megan Ann: Ha ha that's perfect....you touched Jesse.
Ashy: You touched him for me you little ho.
Megan Ann: Sorry...

Random girl at park: SHUT UP!
Megan Ann and Ashy: Bite me, b*tch!

Danny: Oh my gosh check out this hallow carrot!
Ashy: ........Carrot?
Danny: Oh, I mean french fry.
*five minutes later*
Danny: Those carrots were getting really cold.
Ashy: FRENCH FRIES!

Julie: It's misting today.
Ashy: How can you tell?
Julie: I can taste it.
Ashy: You can taste the mist?
Julie: Yeah, it tastes funny.
Ashy: Whatever you say...
Julie: No, check. Stick your tongue out!
*Ashy and Julie stick tongues out. Surrounding school people stare*
Ashy: Oh I see what you mean!!
Julie: Yeah, see I was right. It tastes...funny.

Ashy: Remember the first time you spent the night at my house and you got a trash can stuck on your head?
Julie: What? I don't remember that. I don't know what you're talking about!!

Megan Ann: Hey, Sh*t.
Ashy: That is NOT my name!
Megan Ann: Yes it is.
Ashy: Well, I'm not answering to anything other than my REAL name.
Megan Ann: But Sh*t is your real name.
Ashy: No, the one that starts with an A.
Megan Ann: *sshole?
Ashy: Where the heck did that come from?!?

Megan Ann: I had this dream last night. You were having this crazy foursome with Gerard Way, Frank Iero, and Lyn-Z. I was just standing there watching with Mikey and getting all jealous.

Ashy: We can see Bro. Tim
Julie, Nicole, and Ashy: And his 8 chins.

Morgan: You know him from your old school, right?
Ashy: Yeah, I know him....
Morgan: He's so HILARIOUS!
Ashy: ...and hot...
Morgan: What?
Ashy: Nothing.

Ashy: We're playing a human game of Katamari Damacy. Every time someone walks by we stick them to our ball.

Comments

  • yousawnothing

    Lol! Ooh, that would be so annoying. There's a girl in my year *coughWHOREcough* who has a couple pictures of Gerard just above her bed, and she kisses like every poster she's got the whole time and says she's gonna have their babies; the other day I was sitting next to her and she was singing (very badly, but I can't talk) All I Want For Christmas Is You, so I said "Oh, you should hear My Chem's version of that, it's great" and she gave me a funny look and was like "Who're they?!" The girl next to me, who I'm alright friends with (who likes the Jonas Brothers but listens to some of my obsessive stuff like I listen to some of hers) was like, "My Chemical Romance. Duh?" I was like "You know, you've got a poster of Gerard" and she was like "Uh, no I don't. They're EMO, like you" and just walked away. Ugh. She's so annoying. X.X

    yousawnothing, November 5th, 2008 at 05:58:00am

  • yousawnothing

    Yeah, that's exactly what I'm like. I mean sure, he is hot and all, but it's not like it's ever gonna happen no matter how much you want it too. Fantasizing is as far as it's ever gonna get. And that's not the point- it's supposed to be about the music anyway! He deserves to be happy, he really does. I really hope it works out.
    And I hate the 13-16 teenies, they just bug me. Cept practically no-one at my school has good taste in music, they all listen to rap -which I can't stand- so they don't really know about MCR. My sister's a bit of a teenie, but she's growing out of it. She really likes Mikey, which is kinda sweet. :D She looks up to the band so much. And me I guess. O.O

    yousawnothing, November 4th, 2008 at 08:26:59am

  • yousawnothing

    Yeah, it seriously sucked. They're not dating anymore though, it didn't last long cause he moved. & I've got over it by now, so it's okay.
    Don't worry, there's plenty guys out there. He'll hit you out the blue when you're least expecting it. xD Look what happened to Gerard. -sigh- It's so great he's happy though; I can't stand people who say they're gonna kill Lyn-Z cause she ruined their chances with him.

    yousawnothing, November 3rd, 2008 at 04:37:30pm

  • yousawnothing

    XP Yeah, been there, done that. Cept the guy in question was going out with my best friend and I saw him ALL THE TIME. It sucked. Never tried the stalking theory though...
    But hey, there are plenty other straight guys out there. At least, that's what I'm telling myself.

    yousawnothing, October 31st, 2008 at 06:59:46am

  • yousawnothing

    Yeah, I sure am. -glares- That Jesse? Lol, people call me that too. O.O But I'm a girl, so it's okay.
    God, I freaked out when I found my sister got Mikey glasses (she really likes him as well, and she didn't even realise!), so I'd probably faint if I saw a guy that looked like Gee. XD How d'you cope?!

    yousawnothing, October 22nd, 2008 at 08:50:52am

  • yousawnothing

    Hey! Your friends are awesome. Lol! Random, sorry. How did the gay guy thing go?

    yousawnothing, October 8th, 2008 at 08:55:19am

  • xoblackxparadexo

    *NOT funn!

    xoblackxparadexo, August 25th, 2008 at 01:51:08pm

  • xoblackxparadexo

    sorry if i dont comment back right away. i dont come on my profile a lot. anyways, nothin really. im in the middle of a crisis and its NOT

    xoblackxparadexo, August 25th, 2008 at 01:50:51pm

  • Suicide Is Painless.

    HOWDY!!! whats crackin' Jack?!

    Suicide Is Painless., August 23rd, 2008 at 09:02:36pm

  • romancexxmy

    That totally sucks. Did ya hear about some schools that have Monday off? They're so lucky.

    ~Romance ♥

    romancexxmy, August 23rd, 2008 at 07:58:01am

  • romancexxmy

    How was your first day of school?

    ~Romance ♥

    romancexxmy, August 21st, 2008 at 04:24:37am

  • romancexxmy

    okay...Did you finish reading the sixteen pages?

    ~Romance ♥

    romancexxmy, August 20th, 2008 at 01:53:36am

  • VyxnVamp

    aw i know! i love bob!

    VyxnVamp, August 19th, 2008 at 04:34:22pm

  • xoblackxparadexo

    HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!

    xoblackxparadexo, August 19th, 2008 at 01:16:16pm

  • romancexxmy

    What book are you reading? Are you taking English AP?

    ~Romance ♥

    romancexxmy, August 18th, 2008 at 07:13:18am

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