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OhJared_

OhJared_
Name:
Jared.
Age:
27
Gender:
Male
Location:
My House, your house, etc.

Member since December 20th, 2008

Contact

PM:
Send a private message
Friends:
Add to friends
MSN:
jarebr@hotmail.com
AIM:
heytherbooberily
YIM:
jayrulz47
MySpace:
http://www.myspace.com/jaredduh

About

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[[feeling]]: kind of excited. Smile

My name is Jared Aleckazander and I was born on May Seventeenth. I can be a pretty fun kid and, as I recently found out, I'm pretty funny when I'm flying. ;D My mom is a lesbo and I'm a fag. Guess it runs in the family. "fucking homos." When You catch me on a bad day, bitch you bettuh run cause I'ma rip yo fuckin' head off. I like sweet tea and Owl City. My dog's name is Jack. Don't say, "He went to Jared's." or I'll kick you in the uterus. Speaking of which, what is the plural of uterus, ...uteri? Hmmmmmm. When I was eight, I told my mom I was runing away. Where did I run to? my back yard under the trampoline we had. My dad is a fuck-tard who abandoned us when I was born. I'M GOING TO AUSTRALIA FOR THE SUMMER, HELL YESSSSSS. ii H8 W3N P30Pl3 T@LK LiiK3 Dii$. You want my number, just askkk. I'm a junior at J.L. Mann High School. CLASS OF '11, fuck yeaaaaah. Incase you couldn't tell, 'fuck' is on of my favorite words. SORRRRY. I'm single and yeah... it doesn't look promising. "JUST KEEP SWIMMING!"<3 is my motto. Have you learned something new? I hope so. drop me a line. Very Happy

BE MY STALKER:
TEXT ME, MUTHA FUCKA.
twitter
myspace
deviantart
blog
tumblr
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(^those^ are links except for the text one.)
find meh :]

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it's more than just a hobby;

Comments

  • If We Were Dead...

    Hey, your profile is super f*ckin' awesome! ^_^ It makes me happy, 'cause you're all "This is me, deal with it." Bonus pints to you! They don't really count for anything, but it's a nice gesture. >_>; <_<; >_>;

    If We Were Dead..., September 22nd, 2010 at 11:46:25am

  • my.creative.romance.

    ohmg, i love your about me! its very....fantastic :D id love to talk sometime! ;)
    give meh your number ;P

    my.creative.romance., May 26th, 2010 at 02:57:27pm

  • BacktoBach

    lol
    niiiiiiice
    Hope it goes well for you eh!
    I haven't seen the movie yet, so I can't really ask about characters cuz I wouldn't know XDD

    BacktoBach, April 20th, 2010 at 06:36:48pm

  • bexybot

    I ALWAYS text you.

    bexybot, April 18th, 2010 at 02:37:01pm

  • BacktoBach

    Skippin' homework, writin' lyrics, practicin', chattin', that sorta stuff :D
    What do you practice?

    BacktoBach, April 16th, 2010 at 06:22:02pm

  • BacktoBach

    Haaaaiii :D
    What's up? :P

    BacktoBach, April 15th, 2010 at 08:04:10am

  • bexybot

    hai :] i text you all the time but you never answer me D:

    bexybot, April 14th, 2010 at 06:31:36pm

  • You Move Me Baby

    oh hey you ;]. I missed you

    You Move Me Baby, March 7th, 2010 at 12:31:34pm

  • xDeadGirlx

    Hey no problem!! So what are you up to?? lolz

    xDeadGirlx, March 1st, 2010 at 03:30:00pm

  • xDeadGirlx

    Hey!! I'm a junior too!! And also I'm bi so I think it's awesome you're gay!!! I added you on MSN!! Hope to hear from you soon!! xxoxxo

    xDeadGirlx, February 25th, 2010 at 11:34:14am

  • bexybot

    JAREDDDDD XD I'm freakign out. like wigging out. neeeed you now but dont text right now.

    bexybot, February 21st, 2010 at 09:50:40pm

  • crystallovesyou

    YOU MADE AN INO!!!!!
    yay haha

    crystallovesyou, December 29th, 2008 at 03:58:53pm

  • MuffinsAreAttacking

    Hey ^^ Don't diss N00Bs dude ! You are one of them :P Hehe
    Thanks for the mibba nmae , I'll add sometime when I can be arsed =]
    Soooooooo How are you ?
    And what have you been doing for christmas? * Camp Voice* Im Dyyying to know ! :P Lol
    Xxxxxx

    MuffinsAreAttacking, December 24th, 2008 at 11:29:10am

  • Kirsten;

    Hiya :D
    Yerr profile confused me!! hahaa, I'm Kiirsten!
    Thaaanks ferr addding me!! :]]

    Kirsten;, December 23rd, 2008 at 07:52:35pm

  • STFUvanner_x

    hey :]] awesome profile! Im Vannah!!!! Glad we're friends!!!

    STFUvanner_x, December 23rd, 2008 at 03:25:10pm

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