The Space Toaster

I live in a box with an Internet connection behind the nearest 7-11 in Nepal. Okay, I lied about that, because my real location is none of your business. I am 4'10" and my feet don't touch the floor when I sit on my sofa. I adore music and can't live without it. I like all kinds of music, including disco, showtunes and opera. My cat ate a lizard once and I got fired from the only real job I ever had because my boss made up crap about me. It was fine by me though, putting price stickers on tacky Christmas ornaments in a filthy warehouse in the middle of July was a sucky job anyway. And now, a little Shakespeare:

"O happy dagger! This is thy sheath, rest there and let me die." - The last words of Juliet Capulet

And no, I'm not suicidal, I just like that quote.