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May Contain Violence

May Contain Violence
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HI! I'm Alyssa and I'm no where near calm.

My friends and I are the kind of people who get hit my parked cars. It's fun.
I'm really random and crazy. If you ask to be my friend, I will give you a cookie!

->i'm 13
->i'm a writer
->nobody likes you
-> I'm a chocoholic
-> If I have to much chocolate, I get really hyper and I won't shut up.
->music is my fucking life
->i cannot be labeled
->don't even try
->i'm native american and irish and german and italian and a whole bunch of other things.
-> The Used, Green Day, and MCR own my soul...three way split.
-> yes, i'm a mutt
->i have blonde wavy hair...but I want black hair
->hazel green eyes
->caffiene is my addiction
->i play guitar
->i love going to shows
->life would end if i didn't have my computer
->GSB for life
->i want to be a forensic scientist or a writer
->go read my stories and i'll love you forever
->God is my God
-> I fell like MCR knows me, even though I never met them
->Gerard Way reminds me of someone else, just don't know who...

I love:
-- Chocolate
-- Anime (any)
-- The Mind of Mencia
-- vampires
--music --------- yea, without that, I would die-
--My friends ------------------------without them i would die, too.


-- The Used
-- AFI
--My Chemical Romance
--Green Day
--Simple Plan
--Good Charlette
--Cute Is What We Aim For
--Fall Out Boy
--Sum 41
--Panic! At The Disco
--Blink 182
--Angels and Airwaves
--Billy Talent
--Hello Goodbye
--Nightmare Of You
--From First To Last
--30 Seconds To Mars
--Taking Back Sunday
--The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
--Breaking Benjamin
--Three Days Grace

If you read my stories and comment anything i have, I give you a free...COOKIE!


Interviewer: "You're pretty young guys, what turns you on?"
Gerard: "Wow, I'm not that young, so..."
Interviewer: “Really? But you can still get turned on, I mean..."
Gerard: "Bengay!"
Mikey: "Uh, Coke Zero."
Frank: "Good stuff."
Ray: "Sleep!"
Frank: *laughs*
Gerard: "Bob, what turns you on, man?"
Bob: "Slippers."
Patient: "Well, I'm dead, so..."
Interviewer: "Oh, I guess you don't get turned on."
Frank: "My fiancée. That's it."
Gerard: “Aw.”
Ray: "Hey! You can't say that! You can't say it!"
Frank: "You didn't say it!"
Gerard: "You can't!"
Frank: "Oh yeah, I'm getting presents now!"

"I'm sorry. I just got so emo, I just fell apart." (Mikey says this - pretending to be Gerard - on Steven’s untitled rock show. The band is not visible, just their action figures; Gerard's is broken.)

Gerard: "Fuck yeah; I’m going to get some comfortable pants! Why stop there? Maybe a nice cable knit sweater. Maybe I’ll buy a house for my thirtieth birthday next year. I’m gonna get a Dodge Stratus. I’m gonna go to Blockbuster. I’m gonna get whatever shower curtain I want. Because I deserve it."

Also Gerard: "People don't know if I’m gay, straight or an alien from outer space... it’s funny"

Mikey: Fuck you!
Gerard: Fuck yourself!
Mikey: Go fuck a cow!
Gerard: Go fuck a toaster and turn it on!
Mikey: Go fuck you mom!
Gerard: She's your mom too, dumbass! (LMFFAO)

Interviewer: “Wild night out or romantic night in?”
Frank: “Romantic night in.”
Mikey "Wild night out."
Gerard: *grins* "Wild night in." (OMG GEE! *smirks*)

Interviewer: "What are your nicknames on tour for each other 'cause I've heard that you guys nickname absolutely everything and everyone."
Gerard: "Yeah, everybody has a nickname. Let's see, uh, *points to Bob* we call him 'Bob-o-san', uh, *points to Ray* 'Torosaurus', *points to Mikey* 'The Wheeze', Frank we refer to as 'F-Lero', and for some reason everybody calls me...uh, 'Uncle Jiggy'..." (Australia MTV interview)

Gerard: "It's that women's cut... they always fall down." (Commenting after his pants fell down during a performance on Warped Tour)

Gerard: "This kickball game, this is the most fun I've had. It was biblical, amazing, and dramatic and I am fucked up a little but I was shh I was good."
Ray: "Did you kick him in the balls?"
Frank: "Yeah..."
Gerard: "It just hurt but I didn't care but I was wondering, what he was doing over there in the first place and I was like, "Whoa he's playing over there," and then he kicked me in the balls and I was just like..."What did I do?"

Mikey:"Yeah, I had a headache, really bad. I was in a gas station and there was a pot of coffee and I looked at it for about a minute and then my brother (motions at Gerard) got a coffee and he taunted me."

Mikey: "Yeah, sometimes I do sleep with Frank, but only when Ray's not around. He gets weird about stuff like that." (HA! Now we know!!!)

Frank: *Starts to climb into casket*
Ray: "Are you showing your butt!? Frankie! No, you aren't getting in there! *Pulls Frank out and lets him down*"
Frank: *Tries to climb in again*
Ray: "NO!"
Gerard: "Guys! Don't knock it off!!"

Interviewer: "Which of your band mates is most likely to accidentally stick a fork in a toaster?"
Frank: "Mikey."
Interviewer: "And who would yell 'Hey! It's still plugged in!'?"
Mikey: "That would be me."
Gerard: "I would definitely be the one yelling. I think we're all very protective of Mikey for things like sticking forks in toasters."
Frank: "It's funny because when we were recording, me and Mikey lived together and I would go to Gerard after and be like, 'I can't believe he did this today.'"
Mikey: "Yeah, I would leave the tea on overnight."
Frank: "God forbid that kid ever lives alone!"
Gerard: "He had to promise he would watch him because he likes to do this thing where he'll take a heater into the shower and plug it in..."
Frank: "Oh god!"
Gerard: "...and there's water everywhere!"
Mikey: "I did that one time..."
Gerard: "What about the times with the radio?"
Mikey: "...and I was pretty warm when I did it though."

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Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.
The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.
Mikey Way counted to infinity...twice.
Frank Iero can divide by Zero.
The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then its soaked with tears and blood.
The Frank Iero once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.
Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.
A Tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar.
Bob Bryar doesnt get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.
Bob Bryar does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
Mikey Way can speak braille.
Frank Iero jacks off to Monster Trucks.
Jeeves asks Ray Toro.
If The Bob Bryar is late, time better slow the fuck down.
Geico saved 15% a year by switching to Gerard Way.
Ray Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement.
Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"
Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus.
When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Gerard Way doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
Mikey Way is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.
Bob Bryar ate the Stay Puff Marshmellow man.
Ray Toro didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.
When God said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way said, "say please."


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