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- Ria
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Hello, and Welcome, GSBians!
_____This is my profile!!
_____
Once there was a little girl called Maria
She got born because her Mummy and Daddy were very naughty and didn't use Mr Condom :condom:
She grew up very fast from a baby
to a young lady 
However, when she was 5, she had to go to school
Maria loved it. Her favourite thing to do was to read.
She also learned to play many instruments :boohoo:
After a few years, though, people started being mean to the little girl :aaa:
So she tried to stay inside the classroom at breaktimes and read, but the teachers banned her from staying inside :azdaja
The people kept picking on the little girl for years, and it kept getting worse
The mean people kept saying that they would hurt the little girl if she didn't do what they told her, so she stopped playing her instruments and reading a lot and didn't do any work like they told her
The little girls parents were angry as Maria wasn't doing any work and didn't want to go to school, and this made the little girl very upset
One day, when the little girl was 12, the mean people did hurt her and the little girl got sent to the school nurse
The school nurse was very nice, and the little girl told her everything.
The nurse promised the girl she would make it all OK and that she would always be there if the little girl needed her
The nurse told the little girl that she should talk to her parents if she wanted to make it better, so the girl did, but was very scared as she thought they would be mad with her
However, when the girl told her parents, they weren't mad, but they were upset as they thought it was there fault because they'd made the girl go to school when she didn't want to.
The girl's parents took the little girl straight out of school, but didn't know what to do as the little girl still needed to learn
Luckily, they met a nice lady called June, who said that it was legal to teach your children from home...but the girls parents didn't know how to be teachers, so the nice lady offered to teach Maria herself
June thought the little girl was very clever, and the girl passed all her GCSE's when she was 13 :clap:
The little girl was very lonely though, because she didn't know anyone apart from June.
But last year, the little girl found a place called GSB where she met lots of wonderful people, and where no one picked on her, and she could just have fun. :f15:
Now, the little girl is very happy. She is currently waiting for the results of her IT, English and Music AS levels, she is grade 8 level at 3 of her instruments,she has lots of wonderful friends on GSB and she is no longer as shy as she used to be :shake:
However, if it wasn't for her wonderful parents, June and all her wonderful friends on GSB (especially Kate who is awesomely special) she wouldn't be the person she is today. So thank you to you all.
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So...now I've got my life story over and done with, I can get on with the easy stuff!
_________________________Bands I Love__________________________
* Robots in Disguise * IAMX * Nemo * Kill Hannah * Sneaker Pimps * Shiny Toy Guns * Green Day * My Chemical Romance * Nirvana * The Kooks * Razorlight * Kaiser Chiefs * Ordinary Boys * Towers of London * Team Disgusting * Scissor Sisters * Elliot Minor * AFI * Daddy Fantastic *
_________________________TV Shows I Love_____________________
* THE MIGHTY BOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!! * Snuff Box * The IT Crowd * Friends * The Simpsons * Little Britain *Sugar Rush * Anything with Russell Brand in... * The Jeremy Kyle Show ((*hides in a hedge*)) *
_______________________People that I Love______________________
Kate!!!! (We're Outlaws, Yeah!) - You are the most amazing person and the bestest friend I've ever had. Whenever I get a pm from you or you're on msn, it makes happier than ever. I hope that one day we can meet up and hang out, and do stuff a computer won't let you ~~. ILY so much!!
My Parents - You are the most wonderful parents I could wish for. You always put my needs before your own and you're always there whenever I need you. You've never made a wrong desicion and I couldn't have wished for a better upbringing. Even though last year when I was a right moody cow, you still were there for me even when I threw your help back at you, and after everything, you have still forgiven me. ILY more than words could describe.
My Mum - Even though you are blind, you haven't let that get in the way of being an amazing woman. As well as being my mother and my best friend, you are someone that I truly idolise. You've been through so much and yet you don't show it. You've helped with so many things I never thought I could sort out and I'm proud to say I'm your daughter. You are such an inspiration. ILY!
My Dad - You are the coolest Dad I could wish for!! You like so much osm stuff and I LOVE your impression of the moon!! I know sometimes our personalities clash, but that's because we're so similar. There's nothing I like better than cycling with you, and spending time with you. I'll always remember that time when we went to the Barn Dance at the Village Hall, because I got to take my Dad out, and I was so proud. I have such fun spending time and making memories with you. You're awesome, ILY.
My Grandparents - I know I don't get to spend much time with you because we live so far apart, but you mean so much to me. When I last visited I had the most amazing time. It didn't matter that we couldn't go out, because that's not what I came for...I came to be with you. Even though I didn't speak much (coz you can never get a word in edgeways when Dad's around) I enjoyed just being in your company. I'll always remember walking through Nottingham with Nan when we saw "Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat" and going to Morrissons with Grandad, because I was so chuffed and proud to be seen with my awesome Grandparents. I may not say it often enough, but ILY!
My Godparents - I know we fell out a while back, but I still want to write this because you've done so much for me. You believed in me when no one else did and you were always there to talk to when I felt I couldn't talk to anyone else. No matter how bad something was that I did, you'd always forgive me. We may have gone our separate ways, but I will always remember you. ILY.
My Brother - I know I haven't spoken to you in a while, and you may be 23 years older than me, but I'll never forget how much you helped me that time when Dad was ill. Even at 2am in the morning when Mum and I needed a lift from the hospital, you were there. You offered to take us into your home and look after us instead of spending it with your wife and son at Christmas. You took me out to buy presents for Mum and Dad because I couldn't get to town any other way. You came round on Christmas day and cooked dinner for us because Dad was too ill. Something like that is a truly wonderful thing that will never be forgotten. ILY.
All you Fabulous GSBians - Even though you may not realise it, you have helped me so much. When I was angry with everyone in the world, you seemed to make it better. There is always someone here who I can talk to and for that I am truly greatful. ILY!
The Booshy folks on the Forum - What would I do without you!! Your always there to destroy every newspaper article about Noel's lovelife when he's behaving like an arse and I'm despairing, and you've convinced me that it's OK to be obsessed...a little bit more than usuaul
ILY!
The fellow Modwolves - The more mature Boosh fans :tehe: I can't wait to meet you in October, you're all such amazing people. You've helped me no end with my problems and you've explained that EVERYONE passionatley loves George to Volcano and want to smash the TV in when the Kandoo advert comes on lmfao ILY!!
Teh Mighty Slashers at BSH! - Bet you didn't think you'd get mentioned, did you? Well, you have! Thanks for providing me with my folder full of slasher-ific content and teaching me, it's ok to slash, they like it really! Whatever would I do without you and your filthy minds?!?! ILY
Noel Fielding, Julian Barratt and the rest of the Boosh cast! - It sounds completley stupid, but since I found the Mighty Boosh, I've changed a LOT. For a start, you made my friendship with Kate even stronger and you've given me no end of stuff to look forward to! Without you, I wouldn't have met any of my Boosh-y buddies or have has anything to obsess about!! ILY so much..keep on making Boosh surreal-y amazing!!
Sue Denim and Dee Plume - Withought knowing about you awesome girlies, I wouldn't be who I am today. You taught me it's good to stand out, and it's better to be individual than follow the crowd. You taught me not to be afraid to admit stuff, just because people might disagree with your opinion and most of all, keep making amazing music and having awesomely kinky fun with your shmexy boyfriends ILY!
Russell Brand - Although you can be quite ridicul-arse, you are one of those people I immediatly like. There are so many things about you that would normally put me off, but you're so loveable that all those little things can be forgotton. Even though you STILL haven't mentioned me on you radio show, you're still totally awesome, and you provide me with no end of fun. For that I am very greatful, Hare Krishna, ILY!( with actual, genuine love xD)
Chris Corner - I haven't heard of you that long, but I have to include you here because I know that gradually, I'll learn more about you and love you even more. You make such beautiful music and I might even get to see you in Islington in September..so WATCH OUT!! ILY!
Green Day - I know that recently, I haven't shown you that much appreciation, but you are amazing people and without you I would have been an entirely different person. Also, without you I wouldn't have found this site and met these awesomely amazing people. Now get making that new album!! ILY!
Matt Lucas - My guilty pleasure. You make me giggle and you pwn :tehe: ILY!
My God that took a while...but anyway, now I've done that, I believe it's time for the fun stuff!! *spazzes*
_____________Things you should Check Out.______________
THE MIGHTY BOOSH!
NOEL FIELDING!
ROBOTS IN DISGUISE!
RUSSELL BRAND
IAMX
______________________Photo's and that..._______________________
ME!!!!!!!
MY PARENTS!!!!
KATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOOSH!!!!!!!
BOOSH SHMEX!!!:tehe:
ROBOTS IN DISGUISE
Contact Details
[url=modwolves.proboards51.com/index.php]
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____________________________Other Stuff_____________________________
_____This is my profile!!
_____Once there was a little girl called Maria
She got born because her Mummy and Daddy were very naughty and didn't use Mr Condom :condom:
She grew up very fast from a baby
to a young lady However, when she was 5, she had to go to school
Maria loved it. Her favourite thing to do was to read.
She also learned to play many instruments :boohoo:
After a few years, though, people started being mean to the little girl :aaa:
So she tried to stay inside the classroom at breaktimes and read, but the teachers banned her from staying inside :azdaja
The people kept picking on the little girl for years, and it kept getting worse
The mean people kept saying that they would hurt the little girl if she didn't do what they told her, so she stopped playing her instruments and reading a lot and didn't do any work like they told her
The little girls parents were angry as Maria wasn't doing any work and didn't want to go to school, and this made the little girl very upset
One day, when the little girl was 12, the mean people did hurt her and the little girl got sent to the school nurse
The school nurse was very nice, and the little girl told her everything.
The nurse promised the girl she would make it all OK and that she would always be there if the little girl needed her
The nurse told the little girl that she should talk to her parents if she wanted to make it better, so the girl did, but was very scared as she thought they would be mad with her
However, when the girl told her parents, they weren't mad, but they were upset as they thought it was there fault because they'd made the girl go to school when she didn't want to.
The girl's parents took the little girl straight out of school, but didn't know what to do as the little girl still needed to learn
Luckily, they met a nice lady called June, who said that it was legal to teach your children from home...but the girls parents didn't know how to be teachers, so the nice lady offered to teach Maria herself
June thought the little girl was very clever, and the girl passed all her GCSE's when she was 13 :clap:
The little girl was very lonely though, because she didn't know anyone apart from June.
But last year, the little girl found a place called GSB where she met lots of wonderful people, and where no one picked on her, and she could just have fun. :f15:
Now, the little girl is very happy. She is currently waiting for the results of her IT, English and Music AS levels, she is grade 8 level at 3 of her instruments,she has lots of wonderful friends on GSB and she is no longer as shy as she used to be :shake:
However, if it wasn't for her wonderful parents, June and all her wonderful friends on GSB (especially Kate who is awesomely special) she wouldn't be the person she is today. So thank you to you all.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
So...now I've got my life story over and done with, I can get on with the easy stuff!
_________________________Bands I Love__________________________
* Robots in Disguise * IAMX * Nemo * Kill Hannah * Sneaker Pimps * Shiny Toy Guns * Green Day * My Chemical Romance * Nirvana * The Kooks * Razorlight * Kaiser Chiefs * Ordinary Boys * Towers of London * Team Disgusting * Scissor Sisters * Elliot Minor * AFI * Daddy Fantastic *
_________________________TV Shows I Love_____________________
* THE MIGHTY BOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!! * Snuff Box * The IT Crowd * Friends * The Simpsons * Little Britain *Sugar Rush * Anything with Russell Brand in... * The Jeremy Kyle Show ((*hides in a hedge*)) *
_______________________People that I Love______________________
Kate!!!! (We're Outlaws, Yeah!) - You are the most amazing person and the bestest friend I've ever had. Whenever I get a pm from you or you're on msn, it makes happier than ever. I hope that one day we can meet up and hang out, and do stuff a computer won't let you ~~. ILY so much!!
My Parents - You are the most wonderful parents I could wish for. You always put my needs before your own and you're always there whenever I need you. You've never made a wrong desicion and I couldn't have wished for a better upbringing. Even though last year when I was a right moody cow, you still were there for me even when I threw your help back at you, and after everything, you have still forgiven me. ILY more than words could describe.
My Mum - Even though you are blind, you haven't let that get in the way of being an amazing woman. As well as being my mother and my best friend, you are someone that I truly idolise. You've been through so much and yet you don't show it. You've helped with so many things I never thought I could sort out and I'm proud to say I'm your daughter. You are such an inspiration. ILY!
My Dad - You are the coolest Dad I could wish for!! You like so much osm stuff and I LOVE your impression of the moon!! I know sometimes our personalities clash, but that's because we're so similar. There's nothing I like better than cycling with you, and spending time with you. I'll always remember that time when we went to the Barn Dance at the Village Hall, because I got to take my Dad out, and I was so proud. I have such fun spending time and making memories with you. You're awesome, ILY.
My Grandparents - I know I don't get to spend much time with you because we live so far apart, but you mean so much to me. When I last visited I had the most amazing time. It didn't matter that we couldn't go out, because that's not what I came for...I came to be with you. Even though I didn't speak much (coz you can never get a word in edgeways when Dad's around) I enjoyed just being in your company. I'll always remember walking through Nottingham with Nan when we saw "Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat" and going to Morrissons with Grandad, because I was so chuffed and proud to be seen with my awesome Grandparents. I may not say it often enough, but ILY!
My Godparents - I know we fell out a while back, but I still want to write this because you've done so much for me. You believed in me when no one else did and you were always there to talk to when I felt I couldn't talk to anyone else. No matter how bad something was that I did, you'd always forgive me. We may have gone our separate ways, but I will always remember you. ILY.
My Brother - I know I haven't spoken to you in a while, and you may be 23 years older than me, but I'll never forget how much you helped me that time when Dad was ill. Even at 2am in the morning when Mum and I needed a lift from the hospital, you were there. You offered to take us into your home and look after us instead of spending it with your wife and son at Christmas. You took me out to buy presents for Mum and Dad because I couldn't get to town any other way. You came round on Christmas day and cooked dinner for us because Dad was too ill. Something like that is a truly wonderful thing that will never be forgotten. ILY.
All you Fabulous GSBians - Even though you may not realise it, you have helped me so much. When I was angry with everyone in the world, you seemed to make it better. There is always someone here who I can talk to and for that I am truly greatful. ILY!
The Booshy folks on the Forum - What would I do without you!! Your always there to destroy every newspaper article about Noel's lovelife when he's behaving like an arse and I'm despairing, and you've convinced me that it's OK to be obsessed...a little bit more than usuaul
ILY!The fellow Modwolves - The more mature Boosh fans :tehe: I can't wait to meet you in October, you're all such amazing people. You've helped me no end with my problems and you've explained that EVERYONE passionatley loves George to Volcano and want to smash the TV in when the Kandoo advert comes on lmfao ILY!!
Teh Mighty Slashers at BSH! - Bet you didn't think you'd get mentioned, did you? Well, you have! Thanks for providing me with my folder full of slasher-ific content and teaching me, it's ok to slash, they like it really! Whatever would I do without you and your filthy minds?!?! ILY
Noel Fielding, Julian Barratt and the rest of the Boosh cast! - It sounds completley stupid, but since I found the Mighty Boosh, I've changed a LOT. For a start, you made my friendship with Kate even stronger and you've given me no end of stuff to look forward to! Without you, I wouldn't have met any of my Boosh-y buddies or have has anything to obsess about!! ILY so much..keep on making Boosh surreal-y amazing!!
Sue Denim and Dee Plume - Withought knowing about you awesome girlies, I wouldn't be who I am today. You taught me it's good to stand out, and it's better to be individual than follow the crowd. You taught me not to be afraid to admit stuff, just because people might disagree with your opinion and most of all, keep making amazing music and having awesomely kinky fun with your shmexy boyfriends ILY!
Russell Brand - Although you can be quite ridicul-arse, you are one of those people I immediatly like. There are so many things about you that would normally put me off, but you're so loveable that all those little things can be forgotton. Even though you STILL haven't mentioned me on you radio show, you're still totally awesome, and you provide me with no end of fun. For that I am very greatful, Hare Krishna, ILY!( with actual, genuine love xD)
Chris Corner - I haven't heard of you that long, but I have to include you here because I know that gradually, I'll learn more about you and love you even more. You make such beautiful music and I might even get to see you in Islington in September..so WATCH OUT!! ILY!
Green Day - I know that recently, I haven't shown you that much appreciation, but you are amazing people and without you I would have been an entirely different person. Also, without you I wouldn't have found this site and met these awesomely amazing people. Now get making that new album!! ILY!
Matt Lucas - My guilty pleasure. You make me giggle and you pwn :tehe: ILY!
My God that took a while...but anyway, now I've done that, I believe it's time for the fun stuff!! *spazzes*
_____________Things you should Check Out.______________
THE MIGHTY BOOSH!
NOEL FIELDING!
ROBOTS IN DISGUISE!
RUSSELL BRAND
IAMX
______________________Photo's and that..._______________________
ME!!!!!!!
MY PARENTS!!!!
KATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOOSH!!!!!!!
BOOSH SHMEX!!!:tehe:
ROBOTS IN DISGUISE
Contact Details
[url=modwolves.proboards51.com/index.php][/url] ____________________________Other Stuff_____________________________
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