Gerards_Dirtty_Babe

- Im sass
-Im 15 but dont judge my age beause i cant change it
-I HEART music. My life depends on it.
-MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE saved me. They made me realise how fucked up this world is and actually want to make a difference. They taught me to be myself and i've never been happier. I now know who my real friends are and who arent. I love them for it.
There music is like my therapy. These guys say everything i've ever ever wanted to say with there music. They're so passionate about what they do. And it shows. These guys have made me, and given me the confidence to be myself. Before I listened to My Chemical Romance, I never thought i'd love and depend on a band so much. But I do. They're the kind of band that saves your fucking life. They're the one band I know that makes you feel like they are playing to you. And only you.
- I was raised in a family that has never shown affection, it makes you all ten times more special when i get to know you.
I love with every inch of my body..
Gerard Arthur Way.
But when you love someone like him for as long as i have..
You begin to give up on dreaming the impossible.
Its meaningless to tell you that i love him
Because im a just a fuckin' fangirl to you.
Help me move on
Or just leave me be.
-I am a concert junkie.. i dont even care if i know the band or not. Just being able to hang out with friends in a line for the whole day and listen to live music turns me on. =P
-Some of the concerts i have been to include Greenday, Paramore, My Chemical Romance x3, The Getaway Planx5, The Used, Rise Against x2,The Gallows, Taste Of Chaos 07, Mindless Self Indulgence x2, Thursday x2, Saosin x2, SOUNDWAVE FESTIVAL x2, Operator Please, Gyroscope x2, Flamingo Crash, COME TOGETHER FESTIVAL, Escape The Fate, Underoath, Panic At The Disco, Cobra Starship, The Academy Is..., Scary Kids Scaring Kids x3, Behind Crimson Eyes.
-Some of the Music i love indcludes:-
-My Chemical Romance
- Mindless Self Indulgence
- Greenday
- The Used
- Pency Prep
- The Killers
- Flyleaf
- The Getaway Plan
- Flamingo Crash
- The Offspring
- Pencey Prep
- Paramore
- Rise Against
- Flamingo Crash
- Envy on the Coast
- 30 Seconds To Mars
- Panic @ the disco
- Bullet For My Valentine
- Thursday
- Saosin
- Behind Crimson Eyes
- Funeral For A Friend
- All Time Low
- Thrice
- SilverChair
- Scary Kids Scaring Kids
- AFI
- Taking Back Sunday
- Bullet For My Valentine
- On The Receiving End Of Sirens
- My American Heart
- Sugarcult
- Escape The Fate
- Kisschasy
- Anberlin
- Kate Miller-Heidke
- Gyroscope
- Grinspoon
- The Smashing Pumpkins
- Oasin
- Anthrax
- Good Charlotte
- Etc..

*Got a Problem...Solve it*
*Think I'm Triping...Tie My Shoe*
*Can't Stand Me...Sit Down*
*Can't Face Me...Turn Around*
*Think I'm a Bitch...Try me*
*Love Me?..Good*
*Think I'm Ugly...Don't Look at Me*
*Don't Like My Style...Don't like Yours*
*Think You Know....You have no idea!!!*

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~Not Much A Poet, But A Criminal~

"It was the point where I was thinking about suicide–and I don't think that I would have actually done it–that I got really serious about doing something.'' "So I said, 'You know what? This ain't making me happy now.' I was taking drugs and drinking to feed my depression. That's when I realized, 'Well, it really sucks without the booze and drugs, but the morning after I use booze and drugs is when it really sucks.' I was happy maybe 10 hours a day and miserable for the rest. So I realized I had to take a shot, say, 'This is enough,' and quit." -Gerard Way

"So many people treat you like you're a kid so you might as well act like one and throw your television out of the hotel window."-Gerard Way

"The Devil got landed with a shitty job, he has to deal with assholes everyday, he's probably bored as hell."-Gerard Way

"There's less violence in the world when people are using Hula-Hoops."-Mikey Way

"People think that moose are really gentle and goofy but they aren't; they're fucking animals."-Bob Bryar

"To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world."-Unknown

"Be yourself, don't take anyones shit, and never let them take you alive.''-Gerard Way

“Be who you are and say what you feel because those who matter don’t mind, and those who don’t mind matter.” -Dr. Seuss

Gerard:30's not old. 30's like the new 20.
Frankie:"For trees.

Frankie: *Closes eyes and smiles* You hear that Gerard? Can you hear it? It's so calming!
Gee: Heee, it sounds like... rainbows!
Frankie: ...Gee, you okay?
Gee: ... =D...
Frankie: ...MIKEY, YOUR BROTHER'S BROKEN!!!

OKAY, THESE ARE SOME TOUGH QUESTIONS, ARE YOU UP TO IT?
Gerard: Go for it.
Frank: Shoot.
SKITTLES OR M&MS?
Mikey: SKITTLES!!!!!!!!!!!FUCK YES SKITTLES!!!!
Gerard: Wow uh, yeah have to agree with Mikey on that. Skittles all the way.
Frank: I prefer sweet stuff over chocolate anytime.
Ray: Dude no way M&M's are way better
Frank: But they all taste the same!!!! Put some variety in your life man!!!!
Bob: Gummy bears
Gerard: Dumbass that wasn't one of the choices
Bob: ...Oh well it is now.
JUST SO YOU KNOW I DIDN'T COME UP WITH THIS ONE: WHICH WOULD YOU RATHER DO IMPREGNATE A COW OR EAT ROAD KILL SQUIRREEL?
Frank: Are there any alternate answers?
Gerard: I'd rather eat road kill anything than get near a cow.
Mikey: He hates cows. But seriously eating a road kill squirrel? That would be just plain weird. And disgusting.
Gerard: Cows smell like shit.
Frank: How about neither
Ray: C'mon Frankie you know you wanna fuck a cow or two
Frank: WHAT!!! THAT'S PLAIN WRONG!!!
Bob: Dude impregnating a cow just means you stick-
Mikey: EEEEWWWW!!!!!KEEP IT PG-13!!!PG-13!!!!!
SO WHAT'S THE MEANEST THING YOUR BAND MATES HAVE EVER DONE TO YOU WHILE ON TOUR?
Ray: Don't even get me started the list could go on for hours.
Gerard: Come on. You know we pick on Mikey more than anyone.
Frank: We've all had our days.
Gerard: You guys fucked up my samich and let me eat it.
I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS SANDWHICH...
Gerard: When I was little I would say samich and it just kind of stuck.
Bob: Tell Them what we did to the sandwich!!!
Mikey: Oh God NOOO!!!!!
Gerard: I was making a tuna and whip cream samich and I left for a second to go check on something. When I came back my samich was no longer whip cream and tuna it was a Mikey's cum and tuna samich. It was so fucking disgusting. I swear I'll get you back for that.
Mikey: Yeah and you did. I remember this one time when you and Frankie zipped me up in a sleeping bag and dumped me in the pool at that one Sheraton hotel because I wouldn't go up to that creepy floor with you guys.
WHAT WAS SO CREEPY ABOUT IT?
Gerard: There was this fucking psycho Satanists cult up there and Mikey was scared shitless.
Ray: Those guys were so cool!
Frank: There was this one guy who was chasing us around the floor they were on and shouting at us in latin. Or I think it was latin. We really pissed them off. I guess he was trying to curse us or something.
DO YOU GUYS BELEIVE IN THAT KIND OF THING?
Gerard: Well we've had a few incidents with a Ouijia board and we're all very superstitious.
Frank: Don't go walking under ladders.
OKAY NEW SUBJECT. BOXERS BRIEFS, MAN THONG OR COMMANDO.
Mikey: (Laughing so hard he fell off the chair)
Frank: MAN THONGS ALL THE WAY!!!
Gerard: FUCK YEAH!!!
Ray: Boxers for me thanks...
Bob: No comment
Mikey: AHHH he's commando aren't you?
Bob: Like I said no comment.
Gerard: GROSS!!! I AM NOT SITTING NEXT TO YOU ANYMORE!!!
OK,WHAT DO YOU REALLY DO IN THE SHOWER?
Gerard: Well I take long hot pleasurable showers, and I touch and scrub my whole entire body.
Mikey: Ewwwww!
Ray: Oh Mikey you've thought about that before
Mikey: Eeeeewwwww, NO!
Gerard: Don't deny it!
Mikey: Shut up back to the question.
Gerard: That is part of the question.
Frank: You guys are fucked up.
Ray: Hey Mikey, don't you take toasters in the bath?
Gerard: YES he does!
Mikey: Well not anymore, every once in a while I do like to watch T.V. in the bath but I guess it's not a safe thing to do!
Frank: Your are such a dumbass!
OKAY THIS ONES FOR FRANKIE. HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT ONE OF YOUR BAND MATES IN A SEXUAL WAY? IF SO, WHO?
Frank: Yes actually. But it was nothing too dirty or anything. I just,-there was this one pair of pants Gerard had that really showed off his ass and uh...package.
Gerard: Yeah everyone knows I'm sexy.
DEFINITELY GERARD. ANYWAY ONE OF YOUR FANS WANTED TO KNOW HOW FAR YOU'VE GOTTEN WITH BERT
Gerard: Okay, I haven't fucked him haven't sucked him or vice-versa. Well I nearly did, but I have seen him naked.
Frank: I think Bob and Ray left us.
Mikey: Wussies can't handle the sex talk.
Gerard: You're one to be talking.
Mikey: FUCK YOU!
Gerard: FUCK YOURSELF!
Mikey: GO FUCK A COW!
Gerard: GO FUCK A TOASTER AND TURN IT ON!
Mikey: GO FUCK YOUR MOM!
Gerard:SHE'S YOUR MOM TOO DUMBASS!!!
OKAY, ON BEHALF OF MTV AMERICA,WE'D LIKE TO SAY THANKYOU MCR, AND GOOD LUCK IN THE FUTURE!
Frank: And on behalf of all the rest of MCR and myself, WE'LL SEE YA AT THE SHOW!!!
Gerard: GO FUCK A WHALE!!!
Mikey: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THAT I'M NOT INTERESTED IN YOU LIKE THAT GERARD!!!

"just got so emo, I fell apart." (talking bout action figure gerard)-Gerard Way

"I can't imagine any other bands having better kids than ours, and if they do at least I know our kids can beat up their kids."-Frank Iero

"If you ever see shitty ass rock dudes in shitty ass rock bands asking you to show them your tits for a backstage pass, I want you to spit right in their fucking face and yell FUCK YOU!!."-Gerard Way

"Hey girls, you're beautiful. Don't look at those stupid magazines with sticklike models. Eat healthy and exercise. That's all. Don't let anyone tell you you're not good enough. You are good enough, you're too good. Love your family with all your heart and listen to it. You are gorgeous, whether you're a size 3 or a size 14. It doesn't matter what you look like on the outside, as long as you're a good person, as long as you respect others. I know it's been told hundreds of times before, but it's true. Hey girls, you are beautiful.''-Gerard Way

''Im aloud to be sick of my fuckin face, cause its my fuckin face''-Gerard Way

"If for one minute you think you're better than a sixteen year old girl in a Green Day t-shirt, you are sorely mistaken. Remember the first time you went to a show and saw your favorite band. You wore their shirt, and sang every word. You didn't know anything about scene politics, haircuts, or what was cool. All you knew was that this music made you feel different from anyone you shared a locker with. Someone finally understood you. This is what music is about."-Gerard Way

"You’re going to come across a lot of shitty bands, and a lot of shitty people. And if any one of those people call you names because of what you look like, or because they don't accept you for who you are, I want you to look right at that motherfucker, stick up your middle finger, and scream FUCK YOU!"-Gerard Way

"This article said that people who listened to our music - they called you a cult. A CULT. And said we promote self harm and suicide. I am so sorry if any of you were hurt by hearing this. You all know it’s not true. We want you to live. We want to save your lives. You saved ours. We never want to let a single thing hurt any of you. And you should all know…if you support us...you are not a cult. You are a fucking ARMY."-Gerard Way

"When we first started out I had a really big issue and a lot of my loved ones had a really big issue with the fact that I was totally in pain up there and there was a time when I tried to hurt myself off stage, but I got over that. Like, you should never want to hurt yourself. You should love yourself.color=aqua] Sometimes you have to kind of die inside in order to rise from your own ashes and believe in yourself and love yourself and become a new person and I think that that is going to be a lot of what the next record is about, not to plug it or anything. Like, it's going to talk about dying and coming back to become what you totally want to become. We are all becoming what we want to become."[/color]-Gerard Way

“Just to know that it's okay to be messed up, ‘cause there’s five dudes that are just as messed up as you are.” -Gerard Way

"When I was writing it, I was remembering how hard it was to be a 16-year-old in high school. I always wanted to be an artist, so I was this loner kid who just got drunk all the time. I only had one real friend. There was a girl I really liked, and she ended up taking really sleazy photographs with her boyfriend, and that really crushed me, I was just swimming in this pit of despair, jealousy and alcoholism."-Gerard Way

"It erases everything I hate about myself. Nothing can hurt me. I feel completely invincible. I feel like everyone else on that stage is invincible and we're capable of anything. There's no stopping us."-Gerard Way

"I'd enjoy it if a guy grabbed my ass. I guess it all depends on how he grabbed it, too."-Gerard Way

"When you are kissing a guy with a beard, it's different."-Gerard Way

"There's such a lack of sex in music"-Gerard Way

"It takes me a while to tell stories. I think it's because I was drunk for three years"-Gerard Way

"I was this weird loner kid who got drunk by himself all the time." (talking about high school)-Gerard Way

"I have a nihilistic attitude so it's like, the new gay... it's popular." (Gerard on why we should give a damn about MCR) -Gerard Way

"Look at me, with my pretty bracelet and tiara... I'm a fuckin' princess!"-Gerard Way

"Were not a festival band, playing during the day was something we had to get over, I was like uhh this sun stuff kind of sucks"-Gerard Way

"What I Like about The Sims is that I don't have a normal life at all, so I play this game where these people have these really boring, mundane lives. It's fun. My Sims family is called the Cholly family. I don't know why I picked that name; it's kind of random. The teenage daughter is my favourite, because I just had her go through this Goth phase. She's really kind of nerdy and she just became a concert violinist, which is pretty huge for the family. And she got into private school. But she started wearing black lipstick and she dyed her hair purple. It's pretty huge."-Gerard Way

"I went to school in drag, in art school and my day was completely different because everybody thought I was a chick. You should see me as a chick. So I went as a girl, as like an experiment and it worked really well and everyone was really nice to me but I couldn't talk obviously...you know train conductors were really cool to me on my commute...HA! I looked hot as a chick!"-Gerard Way

"Craziest thing that ever happened to me was being attacked by a black bird. It pecked the shit out of my head. We were at this hotel called The Phoenix in San Francisco. We were leaving to go to a show the next morning and the bird just fuckin' attacked my head. And the next day Slipknot were there, they were coming in as we were leaving, and they got attacked by birds too."-Gerard Way

"Yeah, obviously we use vampires as a metaphor for something else, something deeper than just the supernatural. But there's just something about the bloodsucking walking dead, that can say so much to people. There are really so many people trying to get control over you on a daily basis and steal your soul in some way, take a part of you..."-Gerard Way

"Um, lots of people grab my ass. I'm actually starting to get this thing now where people grab my package. That actually happened once in Boston, it usually doesn't happen. We went over to England and it happened at almost every show. I don't really enjoy any kind of invasion of privacy like that I guess. Grabbing my package is obviously a total invasion of privacy I'm not into that at all."-Gerard Way

"That's what happens when you're all borderline psychotic and therein lies the beauty of this band - our duality. There's a duality to each band member too. There's a desire to have this constant conflict. If we write a write a song and it turns out really poppy, we have to make the lyrics really fucked up. There's psychosis to everything we do for sure. One day we're probably gonna write this number one pop tune that will be about a massacre!"-Gerard Way

“Hey listen up! All you racists, sexists, homophobes, and just plain assholes, we've got a message for you...GO THE FUCK HOME! We don't want you here, don't buy our merch, and don’t listen to our music. If you have our CD, break it. We don't want you and we don't need you here.”-Gerard Way

“If you keep believing in us, we’ll never stop believing in you.”-Gerard Way

“No matter what anybody says, don't take anybody's fucking bullshit, because you're better than them, you're faster than them and Goddamnit, you're much better looking!”-Gerard Way

“I think we should send a country some cupcakes. You think some cupcakes will cheer up North Korea? Kill 'em with deliciousness.”-Gerard Way

“I’m not psychotic…I just like psychotic things.”-Gerard Way

“You need to find what you fear the most – then become it.”-Gerard Way

“We’re not rockstars…we’re sick like the rest of you.”-Gerard Way

“If you, or someone you know, are severely depressed you need to find somebody to fucking talk to, because throwing your life away on suicide is fucking bullshit. So don’t fuck with that. You should never feel the fucking need to hurt yourself, because this world is gonna hurt you fucking worse than you could hurt yourself.”-Gerard Way

“Sexism is still alive in the rock world - we're so far behind. Like the girl bands don't get a fair chance, girl writers, girls trying to do whatever just don't get the same opportunities or treated the same way. Girls go to shows and get taken advantage of, these guys onstage are up there asking to see their tits and it’s a cycle that's never ending until someone with some kind of influence steps up and says, “It doesn't have to be this way.”-Gerard Way

“Life is very, very short, and you can choose to live it how you want. You can choose to dumb yourself down and not express yourself just so you can fit in, just so people won't dislike you. Or, you can fuckin' live.”-Gerard Way

“Know that when you say, “MCR saved my life,” the feeling is mutual. When we felt too tired to carry on, you gave us purpose to continue.”-Gerard Way

Frank: Has Goldfinger ever had a flock of mooses advancing on him? Its a terrifying sight.
Mikey: Thats not the plural of moose. Its moosi
Gerard: Fuck-off. Its meese.

"If you're gonna buy me a present, don't spend more than twenty five bucks, you'll get a blowjob anyway."-Gerard Way

"Surrounding myself with fans makes me feel like I'm not going through it alone."-Gerard Way

"I'm Gerard Way, and I'm here to steal your boyfriend!"-Gerard Way

First impression my ass. Add me if you really want to get to know me. i cant be explained in words though i did a pretty good job. Sorry its so lame im not very good with colouring and pictures and crap like that. But be my friend. i know you wont regret it (hehe)
keep the faith-sass