Deadette

If you want, you can find me on Mibba as Kit Kat Rebel and on GSB as DontSayGoodRiddance. If you want, add me as a friend. I don't care.

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I love:
~My Chemical Romance
~Green Day
~My guitars: Sundai, Oceania, and Bella Muerte <3
~My friends and family
~My room
~The color black
~The color red
~Drawing
~Writing stories and lyrics
~Music

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I hate:
~When people pretend to be something/someone they're not
~Labels
~When people turn their backs on each other when someone does something they
don't like
~The color pink
~Anything that tastes like grape unless it's grapes

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A little more 'bout me:
~I'm 13 and I'm crazy
~I'm obsessed with Green Day and My Chemical Romance
~I'm a clutz
~I fall up stairs.
~And down them.
~My nickname is Physco, or if you're some of my friends, Shrimpy. -_-
~I'm short enough to be Shrimpy. I'm 5'4.
~Um...yeah, that's it for now.

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The Emo Bible

Everything started with the one God, Gerard.
One day he had a spark of creativity, so he picked this random ball of rock and started to put stuff on it.
The first day he created a really hot emo guy named Mikey.
The second day he created music.
The third day he created drugs, sex, and razors.
The fourth day he created an insecure emo girl, Alicia.
The fifth day he created black clothes, belts, and makeup.
The sixth day he created all of the swear words.
The seventh and final day he created the food of the gods, Skittles?.


One day, the first emos (Mikey and Alicia, who were wearing clothes) were greeted by the Skittle? faerie. She told them, “Eat these sour Skittles ?.”
But Gerard said, “No, eat the regular Skittles?.”
So they ate the sour Skittles because they tasted better.
But then they felt bad.
And they got stoned a lot.
And they started cutting to make themselves feel better.
But then they had sore arms, so they got drunk to make them feel better. Because of this, Alicia accidentally got pregnant and gave birth to the beautiful Jepha, who lived off of Skittles.
A whole bunch of emos were spawned after that.


-1000 years later-

A hot 13-year-old boy named Frankie was walking home from the gas station where he had just purchased some Skittles. On the way he encountered an angel with a huge fro named Ray.
Ray said, “Gerard wants you right now.”
Frank: “What?”
Ray: “He wants to rape you.”
Frank: “But I’m 13. That’s illegal.”
Ray: “Whatever.”
Frankie was poofed up to heaven. The clouds were black.
Ray brought Frankie to Gerard.
Gerard said, “Now you will be pregnant with my son!”
Frankie: “No effing way! I’m a guy!”
Gerard raped him anyways.
Frankie was angry because now that he was pregnant, he was all fat. So he went anorexic but his friends forced him to eat because they knew about the baby.


-Nine months later-

Davey, the son of Gerard, was born!! ZOMG!

-16 years later-

Davey was the EMO JESUS but everyone hated him because he was gay.
Miracles: He did people’s hair and he turned water into beer.
He had a bunch of followers that loved him because he was hot.
Some angry people (the ancestors of jocks and preps) killed Davey because they were homophobic.
1000 years later someone made a really shitty movie about it called, “The Passion of the Davey”


-2000 years later-

Davey Havok is the reincarnation of the EMO JESUS. He becomes the messiah and people worship him and his beautiful voice. He eventually saves the world from the total hellhole it is.

The End

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MCR pledge
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I pledge allegiance to the black & red flag
And honor the members themselves
I march in The Black Parade
I promise to you I'm not okay [trust me]
And thank you for the venom
Remember it's not a fashion statement, it's a deathwish
And honor Helena too
I love to hear the sound of Gerard's angelic voice
And I have posters all over my room
This is my pledge to the best band ever
Pledge everybody to the freaking awesomest band ever!
LONG LIVE THE BLACK PARADE!