asleep!or!DEAD

I'm Sarah. I'm fifteen. I am original no matter how unoriginal the internet makes me seem. I'm sporadic with my moods. I'm up then down then sideways and diagonal. I'm random as hell, just ask my friends [that aren't on here... lol] I love to draw and I'm pretty good at it. I read random shit off of signs and laugh my ass off. I admit, I have pissed my pants laughing... But then again, who hasn't? I wear glasses cause my eyes are deteriorating. But I don't mind cause glasses make me look better so there. I don't really want contact lenses because I'd lose them and forget to take them out at night. My Chemical Romance saved my life, along with many other peoples' lives. So that's not what makes me special. In fact, I'm not sure what makes me special. And now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to make myself a turkey sandwich!

Random factology:

I'm an aspiring cosmetologist.
I love to sing and have a pretty bad singing voice.
I dance in the rain every chance I get.
I'm not afraid of what people say about me.
I AM hurt by words.
But sticks and stones hurt worse.
I intensely dislike anybody who only likes a band because of one song that was "number one" on MTV or VH1.
I'm pessimistic.
I'm sadistic.
I'm a vampire. (No joke)
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me! (I love that saying but it's true for me )
I live in a small house but I love it.
I swim as much as I can.
I embrace the cold and shun the heat.
I'm emo.
I don't own a single pair of skinny leg jeans.
I love to go to the mall.
I think gay/lesbians are awesome.
Homophobic people annoy me.
Nail polish smells good.
I bite my nails.
My favorite drink is Sprite with strawberry lemonade.
I'm going to quote a friend saying "I don't have an idol because nobody else has lived my life so how could they be my idol?" -- Matt
My parents are still married.
I own a silver iPod nano, got it as a hand me down birthday gift from my older brother.
I love candy.
I just ate a really nasty granola bar.
And this is officially over.