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um.... hi i love mcr sooo much and i just want to say in advanced i have a lot of crud about my chem here
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BIBLE
x. Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
x. Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.
x. The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.
x. Mikey Way counted to infinity...twice.
x. Frank Iero can divide by Zero.
x. The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then its soaked with tears and blood.
x. The Frank Iero once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
x. Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.
x. Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.
x. A Tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar.
x. Bob Bryar doesnt get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.
x. Bob Bryar does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
x. Mikey Way can speak braille.
x. Frank Iero jacks off to Monster Trucks.
x. Jeeves asks Ray Toro.
x. If The Bob Bryar is late, time better slow the fuck down.
x. Geico saved 15% a year by switching to Gerard Way.
x. Ray Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement.
x. Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
x. The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"
x. Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus.
x. When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
x. Gerard Way doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
x. Mikey Way is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.
x. Bob Bryar ate the Stay Puff Marshmellow man.
x. Ray Toro didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.
x. When God said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way said, "say please."

1.Real MCR fans know more songs than "Welcome to the Black Parade."
2. Real MCR fans know Gerard Way's brother's name. (its not hard!!)
3. Real MCR fans shout 'YES!' when one of their songs comes on.
4. Real MCR fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard's hair.
5. Real MCR fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard in general.
6. Real MCR fans know the names of everyone in the band and what they do.
7. Real MCR fans shop for hours just to find a jacket like the band's have for a MCR concert.
8. Real MCR fans take time to right on the front of all their underwear "I love Bob."
9. Real MCR fans ask their mom "What's for dinner?" and are disappointed when she doesn't say Frank.
10. Real MCR fans start smoking because they think they will be HAWT like Frank and Gerard.(i have astma so no, thats the only thing i have against them)
11. Real MCR fans ask for Bob the Bryar for christmas and cry when they don't get him.
12. Real MCR fans do dirty things with their MCR action figures and are proud to admit it. (i want one)
13. Real MCR fans sleep with a picture of MCR and actually have to wipe off the drool stains.
14. Real MCR fans piss themselves when they see them... on the televison.
15. Real MCR fans would admit to let them rape you. (but then it wouldn't be rape)
16. Real MCR fans go in a rendition of Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge when they hear a guy in a restaurant say "So Long" (HECK YES!!)
17. Real MCR fans have this on their profile.
18. Real MCR fans giggle everytime Gerard Way says the word 'way' in his songs (lol)
19. Real MCR fans will scream "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, **insert bandmembers name here**!!" on his birthday, regardless of how quiet the room is.
20. Real MCR fans watch "Life On the Murder Scene & the black parade is dead!" twice a day then apologize to plants.
21. Real MCR fans often zone out, listening to MCR in their heads, and when someone asks them a question they scream the lyrics they were just thinking of.(that happend in french!)
22. Real MCR fans write 'my' and 'romance' around the word 'chemical' when in science class.(i should acctully stop that)
23. Real MCR fans when hearing any word even slightly associated with MCR on the television, insantly freak out and turn up the volume.(not freak out just pay attention)
24. Real MCR fans eat skittles and drink coke zero three times daily.
25. Real MCR fans have every MCR picture possible saved on their computer, and admit it proudly.(i did on my old, but im on my brand new with some, soon more)
26. Real MCR fans have actually read and re-read and re-re-read etc. any MCR webpages they could find.
27. Real MCR fans can listen to a MCR song repeatidly and not get tired of said song. (no matter how many times you listen!)
28.Real MCR fans hear New Jersy and instantly think MCR MCR MCR MCR MCR!!!!!!
29. Real MCR fans try their hardest to mention MCR in any project at school.
30. Real MCR fans spaz out when they see the word 'way' in books, on trucks, anywhere.{{{ i have done this quite a few times!!}}}
31. You have at least one MCRSavedMyLife story (read on)
32.When someone says "'fro," you say "Ray Toro!" DUH!
33.When someone says "Chemical," or "Romance," you think..."MCR!"
34. When you think of New Jersey, you think of Belleville.
35. When someone talks about St. Helena, Montana, you think Helena.
36. You've had their CD for two weeks and iTunes says it's been played at least 46 times.(100 and something…)
37. You have mixed feelings about the Used. Bert? Or Gerard?
38. You wake up at two AM thinking about Mikey.
39. You view Alicia Simmons as the new Adrienne Armstrong.(no not really i find her okay)
40. You truly believe the Black Parade will come to you when you die (Hello Gerard! wait why wouldn't i believe it? its true)
41. You believe they should hire you to be in all their videos since you dance to the songs like nobody's business.(if only i could dance)
42. Black is your favorite color. (& red)
43. The only reason you watch 24 is so you can have something in common with Ray.(i dont have that cannel!!)
44. It pains you to watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force because of the rejection it caused Gerard.
45. You know Bob is a fuzzy bunny and Frank is a princess.
46. You wouldn't mind watching Gerard draw all day.(i lluv watching him draw)
47. You count the days to and from your MCR concerts.(yessss!!)
48. You have their tour schedule on a Word Document on your computer.
49. You've written at least one fanfic.(tried faild, im not a writer)
50. You'd join the TMNT, just to be with Bob.
51. You wouldn't mind Gerard and Mikey smellling like shit if it meant you got to go on tour with them!(i probebly smell way worse!)
52. You'd offer Frank your shower at 3 AM.(who wouldn't?)
53. Even your parents know the words to Welcome to the Black Parade. (and the sharpiest lives and mama and you know what they do to guys like us in prison...)
54. You dye your hair like Gerard did a few years ago and lament as that random red splotch at the back of your head fades away.(i did with wash outs, it was raining....)
55.You scream when your parents accidentally throw away the review of the show you went to a week before. Then you immediately get it off the internet.
56. None of your friends like them but they could probably write a book on them you talk about them so much.(mine dont listen 2 me any more )
57. You've Googled their high schools.
58. You adhere to the MCR Bible, the Ten Commandments of the Black Parade, the Ten Commandments of Gerard Way and the Ten Commandments of a Chemical Romantic.
59. You don't care anymore when people call them emo because you know they're not.
60. You'd cut off Bob and Ray's hair if it meant you could have it all to yourself.
61. You relate to Mikey and his unicorn/coffee/sushi fetish.(luv sushi, unicorns & mocha)
62. You really wish Frank would talk on stage.(or mikey or bob or ray)
63. You celebrate their birthdays with religion. Yes, that means costumes.
64. You've named pets/stuffed animals/instruments after them
65. The people in your band have set a ban on you singing anymore MCR at practice. Needless to say, this is a rule meant to be broken.
66. You sneak into your computer lab at school at lunch to watch their videos.(every day!! the teacher dosnt care though, she likes me)
67. You ask people to call you Gerard but they don't (acctuly ray)
68. You plan on making a pilgrimage to Belleville, New Jersey as soon as possible. (i need money!!)
69. You listen to every band they say they like during interviews.(yup=))
70. You only tolerate Brandon Flowers because Gerard Way says he likes the Killers and Brandon likes MCR. (who?)
71. Your daydreams consist of commentary on your school day by Mikey, Frank, Gerard, Bob and Ray.(yes)
72. You call Gerard "Gee."(of course)
73.Your friends all get a glazed look when you mention MCR.
74. You've read Ecstasy: Three Tales of Chemical Romance, by Irvine Welsh.(i cant find the book, but when i do i will)
75. You wrote an essay about how you admire Gerard when your English teacher told you that you had to write something about someone you admired.(actully it was mikey and then the rest of mcr)
76. You're known to wear a black stripe over your eyes to school when you're feeling extra MCR-ish.(actully x's - it pxsses of the teachers)
77. Life on the Murder Scene=LOTMS
78. You support Bob Bryar's solo project.(oh gerard you make my heart burn...i wish that was on itunes)
79. Even if they went gansta, you'd still love them.(maybe)
80. You just wrote and/or read this (or forced a friend too.)

mcr saved my life. wen i was 8 i was listening to the radio, commiting suicide (please dont ask why i was having a bad year). when 'drowning lessons' came on. the song changed my life i thought *omg!! this song is amazing!!! it toatallly gets me! wats the band called?* and then i was hooked. id be dead now if it wernt for them.
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YOU KNOW UR A MCR FREAK WHEN:
1. Your carpet is soaked with drool after watching them play on TV (depends...)

2. You cry when u hear them play your favorite song live (if you ask me its kinda hard to cry in a mosh pit)

3. You hear someone say My Chemical Romance and you snap to attention (yes!)

4. You stand your ground and defend them when someone tries to criticize them (who wouldn't?)

5. You feel like burning the TRL building down (the wat building?)
6. You read a story and claim you saw one of the band members names, though its not there (I swear i did, see it's right there!)

7. You have a MCR song for every point in your day (Do you need a list?)

8. You lick the TV when there on it, Mmm...MCR (umm... not quite, close, but not quite...)

9. You recite the words to the song when someone even mutters a word from it (happens all the time)

10. You Live by the words (and commandments) of My Chemical Romance (DUH!)

11. You've asked your parents millions of times if you could make MCR your religion… (Maybe that's a bit over rated...)

12. You write a prayer to God that he keep Gerard way safe and then put it under your pillow (no, keep my dear mikey safe!)

13. you write I'm not okay so many times on all of your books, on your hands, arms, and other people's hands, that your math teacher AND school counselor literally asks you if there is something wrong with you. (ohh, that's why they look at me like that!)

14. Say "I'm not okay" and get mad when nobody says "I promise." (Why don’t they say I promise??)

15. You add people as your friend on myspace just because they have pictures of members of mcr on their profiles. (kinda guilty)

16. You think there should be a religion of mcrness (there is iorism)

17. you wear red eye shadow like Gerard to school and ignore it when people make comments like, "are you dead?" etc. (It's the least i can do!)

18. You hate yourself because your too much of a chicken to blow up a microwave like Mikey did. (acctully i did)



*THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE*

1. Thou shall not put a gun to thy lover's head.

2. Thou shall be willing to die for love.

3. Thou shall seek revenge on all who have wrong you.

4. Thou shall be a demolition lover.

5. Thou shall unleash the bats.

6. Thou shall protect thy lover from everything, (even vampires)

7. Thou shall respect the lord, Gerard.

8. Thou shall sing the holy hymns of the chemical romance.

9. Thou shall see beauty in bloody love.

10. Thou shall rock hard.

Do you have My Chemical Romance Disorder(MCRD)?

Symptoms include:

- Uncontrollable, random babbling about the five band members. In severe cases, this resorts to dreaming about them.
- Obsessive purchasing of all magazines that simply mention the words 'My Chemical Romance' somewhere on its pages.
- When anyone asks if you're okay, you reply with "I'm not o-f*cking-kay!".
- Casual dropping of other MCR song lyrics into conversations.
- The inability to go 10 minutes without hearing Gerard Way screaming.
- Willing to kill, or be killed, for your loyalty to the band; anyone says a bad word about them, it's like a red rag to a bull.
- Claiming to your friends that 'Mikey Way(or any other band member) is God,' and truely believing this statement.
-Telling your parents,priest, etc. that you have converted to Ieroism
- In extreme cases, stalking the band members, waiting for hours to see them, then when you finally do, all you can manage to do is scream, is highly likely.
- Screaming whenever you hear the names Bob, Mikey, Ray, Gerard or Frank.
- Listening to all 3 of their CDs more then five times a day.
- Making all of your friends listen to every song they ever made.
- Only wearing black and red.
- Celebrating all of their birthdays (Which are Sept 10-Mikey April 9-Gerard Oct 31-Frank Dec 31-Bob and July 15-Ray)
I
've kissed other girls, and that's not a problem.
FOR ME!

We're the kind of people who
laugh at a joke three times.
Once when its told;; the 2nd
time when they explain it;;
and [five minutes later]...
when we finally get it

"Out of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."-Gerard Way
dont hate me because im weird , hate me because im still on the loose and they put YOU in rehab

The 10 commandments of Frank Iero
1. Thou shalt run around until thou can no longer breathe
2. Thou shalt eat twizzlers
3. Thou shalt let the singer feel thou up
4. Thou shalt wear a badge on thy shirt, collar or hood
5. Thou shalt get tatoos
6. Thou shalt kick random objects should they be in thy way
7. Thou shalt grin with all teeth
8. Thou shalt change thy hair style every year
9. Thou shalt wear sunglasses in situations of conflict
10. Thou shalt burn everything and call it Cajun

11. Thou shalt laugh very cutely at unfunny things(extra commandment)

THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF THE BLACK PARADE
1.Thou shall accept DEATH as it comes
2.Thou SING and MARCH without question
3.Thou shalt face FEAR and REGRET
4.Thou shalt let go of there DREAMS
5.Thou shalt give BLOOD
6.Thou shalt not FEAR thy SINS
7.Thou shalt protect thy BROTHERS IN ARMS
8.Thou shall DARKEN thy clothes
9.Thou shalt not walk this world ALONE
10.Thou shall CARRY ON!!
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THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF GERARD WAY
1.Thou shall never let them take you alive.
2.Thou shall drink Starbucks coffee
3.Thou shall play World of Warcraft as an Undead Warrior
4.Thou shall admit that they are not okay freely
5.Thou shall unleash the bats of hell
6.Thou shall strike violent poses
7.Thou shall stay out of the light
8.Thou shall suck thy enemies blood
9.Thou shall overcome thy weaknesses
10.Thou shall not be afraid to keep on living

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF FRANK IERO
1. Thou shall run around until thou can no longer breathe
2. Thou shall eat skittles
3. Thou shall let the singer feel thou up
4. Thou shall wear a badge on thy shirt collar or hood
5. Thou shall get tattoos
6. Thou shall kick random objects if they are in thy way (yes that means if they are in Gerard/Mikey too)
7. Thou shall grin with all teeth
8. Thou shall change hair style every year
9. Thou shall wear sunglasses in situations of conflict
10. Thou shall burn everything and call it Cajun


THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF MIKEY WAY
1. Thou shall move as little as possible on stage
2. Thou shall choose coffee as thy poison
3. Thou shall straighten hair with dignity
4. Thou shall love sushi as much as thineself
5. Thou shall be the spiritual advisor to thy peers
6. Thou shall wear glasses as close to falling off as possible
7. Thou shall have epic battles with brick walls
8. Thou shall hate small spaces, large spaces and grocery shopping
9. Thou shall love unicorns with all thy heart
10. Thou shall be dangerous around toasters/heaters


THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF BOB BRYAR
1. Thou shall never get mad at those more annoying than thou
2. Thou shall look cool with sunglasses
3. Thou shall declare that Gerard makes thou heart burn openly
4. Thou shall love cats
5. Thou shall walk in the other direction/lash out if a camera is shown
6. Thou shall T.P New York
7. Thou shall drum until thou can drum no more
8. Thou shall give out Mikey Way’s phone number
9. Thou shall be the hardest working drummer ever
10. Thou shall love Mr. Bean as thou equal


THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF RAY TORO
1. Thou shall head bang till thou can head bang no more
2. Thou shall stick thou hands in cupcakes
3. Thou shall hide thy contacts well
4. Thou shall not like to read
5. Thou shall not bother to cook
6. Thou shall play until thou gets ‘Guitar Burn’
7. Thou shall hate thou hair when straightened
8. Thou shall sing back up as if it were the most important part
9. Thou shall ask Gerard to not do ‘that’ in thy direction
10. Thou shall be proud of thou afro

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