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XxMuffinxXxLoafxX
Name:
Kirsten
Age:
30
Gender:
Female
Location:
Death's Grasp

Member since January 10th, 2008

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I don't know what is so funny about this but everyone who heard this story laughed. I'm not sure what makes it so funny......
A girl I know, her great great great uncle, got into a fight with another guy over a girl. The girls uncle got punched in the face and fell down a well and died.
If you can tell me whats so funny about that, tell me. I can't tell why its so funny, but everyone who's heard it, including me, laughed. It's just hard not to.





"So paint these walls in pitchfork
red"
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I Like Your Hair

Hey there, I like your hair
Who does your hair?
I wanna go there
Pshyeah, I like your hair
Who does your hair?
I wanna go there

Hey bitches, my scalp itches
I’ll do my own damn hair
Pshyeah
I need more gel
My hair looks like hell
Fucking bitches
Oh My God

Blondes, Brunettes, Redheads
More like dreadheads
Oh My God

Hey there, I like your hair
Who does your hair?
I wanna go there
Pshyeah, I like your hair
Who does your hair?
I wanna go there

Let’s get a dike spike
Are those highlights?
That’s a great color
Ooooh
Let’s totally get a perm
Pshyeah
Time to retouch those roots
Bitches
Oh My God

Blondes, Brunettes, Redheads
More like dreadheads
Oh My God

Hey there, I like your hair
Who does your hair?
I wanna go there
Pshyeah, I like your hair
Who does your hair?
I wanna go there

Where’s my flat iron?
Where’s my flat iron?
Where’s my flat iron?
Where’s my flat iron?
Where’s my flat iron?
Where’s my flat iron

What a slut (excuse me)
But I like your cut (oh really?)
Totally
You’re such a slut
(You still think I’m a slut?)
Definitely

Blondes, Brunettes, Redheads
More like dreadheads
Oh My God

Hey there, I like your hair
Who does your hair?
I wanna go there
Pshyeah, I like your hair
Who does your hair?
I wanna go there
Hey there, I like your hair
Who does your hair?
I wanna go there
Pshyeah, I like your hair
Who does your hair?
I wanna go there

Oh My God
Oh My God
Oh My God
Just shave it off
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Photos

  • Photo #8617

    This is Derek. He is my spiritual adviser.

  • Photo #8616

    Meeeeee :)

  • Photo #8615

    This is Dusty. He is my brother from another mother and my other spiritual advisor.

Comments

  • dark red tears

    the pic is u right?

    dark red tears, February 15th, 2008 at 10:46:12am

  • BringEmmaTheHorizon!

    hi kirsten!!:D

    wats up??:)

    BringEmmaTheHorizon!, February 14th, 2008 at 05:06:15pm

  • BringEmmaTheHorizon!

    lol ok!!:D

    im emma:D

    BringEmmaTheHorizon!, February 13th, 2008 at 04:34:39pm

  • XxJuLyAxX

    pretty? what is she gay? it looks turded. like ur day dreaming. it looks like a picture a preppy would have.

    XxJuLyAxX, February 13th, 2008 at 04:02:02pm

  • XxJuLyAxX

    what the flip is with ur pic?

    XxJuLyAxX, February 13th, 2008 at 02:47:23pm

  • XxJuLyAxX

    DON'T LEAVE. PLEASE. I'M BEGGING. DON'T MOVE. PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE!!!!!! don't go...

    XxJuLyAxX, February 12th, 2008 at 04:06:34pm

  • dark red tears

    hey sexxi peanut it's becca add me!!!!

    dark red tears, February 10th, 2008 at 09:16:32pm

  • XxJuLyAxX

    that. was. retarded.

    XxJuLyAxX, January 30th, 2008 at 02:55:44pm

  • XxJuLyAxX

    i apololgize. i'm sorry i was sick.

    XxJuLyAxX, January 28th, 2008 at 09:44:30pm

  • XxJuLyAxX

    oh it was so much fun. let me tell ya. Smiley

    XxJuLyAxX, January 25th, 2008 at 05:26:33pm

  • XxJuLyAxX

    Smiley Smiley haha.

    ♪♫ Julya ♫♪

    XxJuLyAxX, January 20th, 2008 at 04:38:56pm

  • XxJuLyAxX

    hi...

    ♪♫Julya♫♪

    XxJuLyAxX, January 20th, 2008 at 04:37:23pm

  • illbeyoursweetqueen

    Hey Baby. NOT. Check out my totally awesome poem i added to my profile.

    illbeyoursweetqueen, January 17th, 2008 at 02:57:03pm

  • XxJuLyAxX

    hey hey hey k!! it rhymed...heehee...well i'm bored. and according to quinn i arrived here on a dresser. lol.

    love,
    julya

    kidding.

    sincerely,
    julya

    lol.

    XxJuLyAxX, January 17th, 2008 at 02:40:32pm

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