Reid

Reid
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Claudes (or Jimmy apparently)
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Okay, favorite Quotes:
Just take my fucking hand and never be afraid again
The hardest part of this is leaving you
I am not afraid to keep on living
Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today
Now I know I can make you stay, but where's your heart?
Sing as if no one is listening, Dance as if no one can see, Love as if you'll never be hurt
LIVE EVERY DAY AS IF IT WERE YOUR LAST

and now funny ones:
Barnaby! I know you stole my dildo
German sounds like an explosion in a phlegm factory
Gerard Way - "30's like the new twenty"
Frank Iero - "yeah, for trees"
no, that's the proper emo, the fat one's just weird
"Check the sugar content"
"I'll be fine"
"Check the sugar content"
"honestly, I'll be fine!!"
"I don’t have any skittles"
"fine, I'll check the sugar content"
why d'you think we're in the bathroom?"
Anu, a gnome just walked passed the window..."
be careful of those traffic cones. They're sneaky these days (thanks for this)
Super dooper pooper trooper
Peh, eeh, em, ehl, eeh, seh, oh…Peemleeco?
Can you distil margarine?
*picks up sharpener* how do you work this thing???
(in a silence in Math) He doesn't have the confidence to touch you
Ooh, the digger moves like a crab!
'So, what's a nuclear bomb?'
'Lots of guinea pig fart...'
ASYLUM SEEKERS EAT OUR DONKEYS!!
Why are there blood splats on your NOR gates...?
FAGS EAT POOP
Everyone knows penguins think about nuclear physics
"I'm relativley dry..."
"yeah, relative to a puddle"
Stop throwing foliage at me!!!
*picture of a swede* This is a swede. It is a symbol of absurdity, and excessiveness
You miserable specimen. Sit down.
"but on the internet, no one can see if you are a guy or not"
"unless you have a webcam"
"oh, shit"
dressed like that you look like a curious breed of tram.
he's kind of a square
Everyone knows Hell is on BST
"I'm really allergic to peanuts. Don't come near me with that sandwich"
"shit, *moves sandwich* what happens?"
"my tounge gets all itchy"
"hey!! you're that kid who can fit like 8 marshmallows in their mouth!!"
"14 actaully"
public health! public health! what the fuck is public health?!
Niños de pescado (children of fish)
which one of those trees needs viagra
a full-color, plasma-screen, spider
he is lightweight and portable
And your bass looks like sexy with strings.
t.A.T.u - a troupe of twenty Russian lesbians
Please don't assault me with that can of cheese!
Have you ever had your thighs kissed by a man whose standing up?
What the hell is a pollution control valve?
Put that tramp down
It's like trying to forage for food with a pair of number two pencils!

*many are funnier in the situation, obviously
what is with the dodgy dancing?OneTwoThreeteeheeIrn-Bru advert
This made me laugh, and feel sick at the same time.

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