Woodstock '69

Why is it that when you see me you run.
Why is it that when you see a prep shoving it all out there swearing and acting like a second grader your run up and effing get all over her. WHY RILEY WHY!












If life ain't just a joke...

Jim:question; what kind of bear is best?
Dwight:that's a ridiculas question.
Jim:false black bear
Dwight:well there are basically two different schools of thought on that one.
Jim:fact bears eat beets. Bears.beets.battlestar galactica
*jim takes out bobble head note: dwight loves bobbleheads*
Dwight:Jim! Identity theft is not a joke. Many people suffer each year!
Jim:MICHEAL
Dwight:well that's mature MICHEAL!!!
^^^I ♥ The Office!!!



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If your going to hate then back off pal I've heard em' all and I've burned them all I= not joking.

Forever
When you walked in the room my eyes lit up forever


the colliest thing ever

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^^^the black parade solider!

I am pretty damn rocker chick

I ♥ the following

BARAK OBAMA '08
Anya
Sharaya
Gillian
Maddy
Hanna
Elise
Emma(sometimes)
Ms.Burns
singing
my cats
my bro
my mom
my dad
black
MCR
FOB
Cobra Starship
rock music
I'm Yours the song by Jason Mraz
music I can't survive this world without music
Steve Carell (i love that guy!)
Little miss sunshine (the best movie ever!)
Juno
peace(make peace not war!)
Billy Talent <new love
The office (the best show ever!!!)

I HATE
Rap
Hannah Montana
Jonas Brothers
preps
labels
those who made fun of me
people
the world
steryotyping
anyone who thinks there better then the world
mcr haters
the daily mail

^^^^^that is me sumed down to a tee and if you don't like me. Bite it.
(i am a poet and I did not realize it lol)
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BIBLE
x. Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
x. Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.
x. The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.
x. Mikey Way counted to infinity...twice.
x. Frank Iero can divide by Zero.
x. The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then its soaked with tears and blood.
x. The Frank Iero once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
x. Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.
x. Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.
x. A Tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar.
x. Bob Bryar doesnt get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the f*** off.
x. Bob Bryar does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
x. Mikey Way can speak braille.
x. Frank Iero jacks off to Monster Trucks.
x. Jeeves asks Ray Toro.
x. If The Bob Bryar is late, time better slow the f**** down.
x. Geico saved 15% a year by switching to Gerard Way.
x. Ray Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement.
x. Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
x. The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"
x. Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus.
x. When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
x. Gerard Way doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
x. Mikey Way is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.
x. Bob Bryar ate the Stay Puff Marshmellow man.
x. Ray Toro didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.
x. When God said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way said, "say please."

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10 Chemical Romance Commandments:
1. Thou shall not put a gun to thy lover's head.
2. Thou shall be willing to die for love.
3 Thou shall seek revenge on those who wrong you.
4. Thou shall be a demolition lover.
5. Thou shall unleash the bats.
6. Thou shall protect thy lover from everything [even vampires]
7. Thou shall respect the lord, Gerard.
8. Thou shall sing the holy hymns of the chemical romance.
9. Thou shall see beauty in bloody love.
10. Thou shall rock hard.

The Ten Commandments of Gerard Way
1.Thou shall never let them take you alive.
2.Thou shall drink Starbucks coffee
3.Thou shall play World of Warcraft as an Undead Warrior
4.Thou shall admit that they are not okay freely
5.Thou shall unleash the fucking bats
6.Thou shall strike violent poses
7.Thou shall stay out of the light
8.Thou shall suck thy enemies blood
9.Thou shall overcome thy weaknesses
10.Thou shall not be afraid to keep on living

The Ten Commandments of Mikey Way
1. Thou shall move as little as possible on stage
2. Thou shall choose coffee as thy poison
3. Thou shall straighten hair with dignity
4. Thou shall love sushi as much as thineself
5. Thou shall be the spiritual advisor to thy peers
6. Thou shall wear glasses as close to falling off as possible
7. Thou shall have epic battles with brick walls
8. Thou shall hate small spaces, large spaces and grocery shopping
9. Thou shall love unicorns with all thy heart
10. Thou shall be dangerous around toasters/heaters

The Ten Commandments of Frank Iero
1. Thou shall run around until thou can no longer breathe
2. Thou shall eat skittles
3. Thou shall let the singer feel thou up
4. Thou shall wear a badge on thy shirt collar or hood
5. Thou shall get tattoos
6. Thou shall kick random objects if they are in thy way (yes that means if they are in Gerards+Mikeys way too)
7. Thou shall grin with all teeth
8. Thou shall change hair style every year
9. Thou shall wear sunglasses in situations of conflict
10. Thou shall burn everything and call it cajun

The Ten Commandments of Bob Bryar
1. Thou shall never get mad at those more annoying than thou
2. Thou shall look cool with sunglasses
3. Thou shall declare that Gerard makes thou heart burn openly
4. Thou shall love cats
5. Thou shall walk in the other direction/lash out if a camera is shown
6. Thou shall T.P New York
7. Thou shall drum until thou can drum no more
8. Thou shall give out Mikey Way’s phone number
9. Thou shall be the hardest working drummer ever
10. Thou shall love Mr. Bean as thou equal

The Ten Commandments of Ray Toro
1. Thou shall head bang till thou can head bang no more
2. Thou shall stick thou hands in cupcakes
3. Thou shall hide thy contacts well
4. Thou shall not like to read
5. Thou shall not bother to cook
6. Thou shall play until thou gets ‘Guitar Burn’
7. Thou shall hate thou hair when straightened
8. Thou shall sing back up as if it were the most important part
9. Thou shall ask Gerard to not do ‘that’ in thy direction
10. Thou shall be proud of thou afro


1.Real M.C.R fans know more songs than Welcome to the Black Parade.

2.Real M.C.R fans know Gerard Way's brother's name

3.Real M.C.R fans shout 'YES!' when one of their songs comes on.

4.Real M.C.R fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard's hair.

5.Real M.C.R fans know the names of everyone in the band and what they do.

6.Real M.C.R fans shop for hours just to find a jacket like the band's have for a M.C.R concert.

7.Real M.C.R fans take time to right on the front of all there underwear "i love gerard".

8.Real M.C.R fans ask their mom whats for dinner and are disappointed when she dont say gerard.

9.Real M.C.R fans start smoking 'cause they think they will be hawt like frank and gerard.

10.Real M.C.R fans ask for bob for christmas and cry when they dont get him.

11.Real M.C.R fans do dirty things with their M.C.R action figures and are proud to admit it.

12.Real M.C.R fans sleep with a picture of M.C.R and actually have to wipe off the droole stains.

13.Real M.C.R fans piss them selfs when they see them.. on T.V.

14.Real M.C.R fans would admit to let them rape you.

15.Real M.C.R fans go in a rendition of Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge when they hear a guy in a restaurant say "So Long"

16.Real M.C.R fans have this on there profile.

You Know You're an MCR Fan When...

1. You have at least one MCRSavedMyLife story

2.When someone says "'fro," you say "Ray Toro!"

3.When someone says "Chemical," or "Romance," you think..."MCR!"

4. When you think of New Jersey, you think of Belleville.

5. When someone talks about St. Helena, Montana, you think Helena.

6. You've had their CD for two weeks and iTunes says it's been played at least 46 times.

7. You have mixed feelings about the Used. Bert? Or Gerard?

8. You wake up at two AM thinking about Mikey.

9. You view Alicia Simmons as the new Adrienne Armstrong.

10. You truly believe the Black Parade will come to you when you die (Hello Gerard!)

11. You believe they should hire you to be in all their videos since you dance to the songs like nobody's business.

12. Black is your favorite color.

13. The only reason you watch 24 is so you can have something in common with Ray.

14. It pains you to watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force because of the rejection it caused Gerard.

15. You know Bob is a fuzzy bunny and Frank is a princess.

16. You wouldn't mind watching Gerard draw all day.

17. You count the days to and from your MCR concerts.

18. You have their tour schedule on a Word Document on your computer.

19. You've writeten at least one fanfic.

20. You'd join the TMNT, just to be with Bob.

21. You wouldn't mind Gerard and Mikey smellling like shit if it meant you got to go on tour with them!

22. You'd offer Frank your shower at 3 AM.

23. Even your parents know the words to Welcome to the Black Parade.

24. You dye your hair like Gerard did a few years ago and lament as that random red splotch at the back of your head fades away.

25.You scream when your parents accidentally throw away the review of the show you went to a week before. Then you immediately get it off the internet.

26. None of your friends like them but they could probably write a book on them you talk about them so much.

27. You've Googled their high schools.

28. You adhere to the MCR Bible, the Ten Commandments of the Black Parade, the Ten Commandments of Gerard Way and the Ten Commandments of a Chemical Romantic.

29. You don't care anymore when people call them emo because you know they're not.

30. You'd cut off Bob and Ray's hair if it meant you could have it all to yourself.

31. You relate to Mikey and his unicorn/coffee/sushi fetish.

32. You really wish Frank would talk on stage.

33. You celebrate their birthdays with religion. Yes, that means costumes.

34. You've named pets/stuffed animals/instruments after them ("C'mere Mikey! Good boy Mikey, good boy!"

35. The people in your band have set a ban on you singing anymore MCR at practice. Needless to say, this is a rule meant to be broken.

36. You sneak into your computer lab at school at lunch to watch their videos.

37. You call your younger sister "Mikey." Therefore, she hates you. But you can't help that she is skinny, tallish and wears glasses.

38. You plan on making a pilgrimage to Belleville, New Jersey as soon as possible.

39. You listen to every band they say they like during interviews.

40. You only tolerate Brandon Flowers because Gerard Way says he likes the Killers and Brandon likes MCR.

41. Your daydreams consist of commentary on your school day by Mikey, Frank, Gerard, Bob and Ray.

42. You call Gerard "Gee."

43.Your friends all get a glazed look when you mention MCR.

44. You've read Ecstasy: Three Tales of Chemical Romance, by Irvine Welsh.

45. You wrote an essay about how you admire Gerard when your English teacher told you that you had to write something about someone you admired.

46. You're known to wear a black stripe over your eyes to school when you're feeling extra MCR-ish.

47. Life on the Murder Scene=LOTMS

48. You support Bob Bryar's solo project.

49. Even if they went gansta, you'd still love them.

50. You just wrote and/or read this (or forced a friend too)