HaNgEmHiGh132

About Me-
Fav. Song: If Today Was Your Last Day-Nickelback
Hobbies: Computer, Video Games, Torturing friends, family lol
Fav. Food: Chocolate
Fav. Drink(s): Coffee(any flavor), Coke, Pepsi, and Mountain Dew
Colours: Red, Blue, Black, Grey, Green, Pink, and Purple (I know pink and purple are girly colours but they seem to fit me somehow[
Fav. Person: Gerard Way, Frank Iero (eye-ear-oh), Mikey Way, Ray Toro, and Bob Bryar and Allie (my friend)
Friends: Allie, Xavier, Bre, Darby, Brigitte, Abby (Allie is the only one w/ a Mibba account out of my friends XxFrankieAddictxX)
Fav. Quote: "One by one, penguins are stealing my sanity."-Gerard Way
Shoe Size:I know this is weird that I'm putting it I just have nothing else to put. My shoe size in womens is 11 and in guys in 9 1/2
Something People Don't Know About Me That They'll Know After They Read This:I have a girl crush on Kendra from The Girls Next Door
People that need to be mentioned:Kurt Cobain, you will live on in my heart Heath Ledger, you were the most amazing actor and dad
BANDS/ARTISTS:
My Chemical Romance - Three Days Grace - Panic At The Disco - Leathermouth - The Killers - Evanescence - Taking Back Sunday - AFI - AC/DC - Aerosmith - Nickelback - Fall Out Boy - Good Charlotte - Green Day- Paramore - Flyleaf - Switchfoot - Bon Jovi - Jonas Brothers - Avril Lavigne - Coldplay - Boys Like Girls - Alan Jackson - 3 Doors Down - Pink - Spill Canvas - Kill Hannah - Mindless Self Indulgence - Muse - Miley Cyrus (I KNOW) - Kerli - Metro Station - Charlotte Sometimes - Weezer - Nirvana - Matchbox Twenty - Tokio Hotel - Snow Patrol - Augustana - Finger 11 - James Blunt - Aly&AJ - The Fray - Lifehouse - Linkin Park - Leona Lewis - John Mayer - Weird Al - Katy Perry - David Artchleta - Five Finger Death Punch - Alice in Chains - Rob Zombie - The Offspring - Misfits - Black Flag - Anthrax - Avenged Sevenfold - Bad Religion - Black Sabbath - Dead Kennedys - Guns 'N Roses - Korn - Lamb of God - Metallica - Motley Crue - Rage Against the Machine - Sex Pistols - Slipknot - The Used - Megadeth - Alice Cooper - Foo Fighers - Stone Temple Pilots - Iron Maiden - Motorhead - Sum 41 - Blue Oyster Cult - Queens of the Stone Age - More that I can't think of

CONTACT ME-
Emails-
funnysocks12@gmail.com
HaNgEmHiGh132@gmail.com
Our-Lady_Of_Sorrows-@hotmail.com
gerard_way_luvr@ymail.com
gee_way_luvr@ymail.com
AIM-HaNgEmHiGh132
ImNotOkay-HaNgEmHiGh132

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Funny huh? Isn't it funny, that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a mini with a t-shirt that barely covers anything?
Isn't it funny, you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and her own style, you give her a mouthful?
ISN'T IT FUNNY that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone. Are you laughing?
Isn't it funny, a emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity?
ISN'T IT FUNNY, that you don't mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?
im not laughing.
ITS SO FUNNY, that you and your friends can make a girls life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting.
ISN'T IT FUNNY, that you can call emos, punks, goths, or retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart.
HOW YOU CAN CALL A GIRL A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOUR NOT EMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HER WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HER LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OF LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS. KEEP ON LAUGHING
Isn't it funny, you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this persons life without knowing her situation with her friends or her family or her LIFE
BRAVE ISN'T GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING
BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND BRAVE IS GOING TO SCHOOL ON A FUCKED UP DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE WHORES AROUND YOU ARE SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES ITS LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT, ITS GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET, ITS KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS
BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMORROW ISN'T A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE ITS ANOTHER DAY OF BITCHING AND DODGING RUMORS. KEEP ON LAUGHING

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Hey girls, you're beautiful.

Don't look at those stupid magazines with stick like models. Eat healthy and exercise.
That's all. Don't let anyone tell you you're not good enough. You are good enough, you're too good.
Love your family with all your heart and listen to it. You are gorgeous, whether you're a size 3 or a size 14.
It doesn't matter what you look like on the outside, as long as you're a good person, as long as you respect others. I know it's been told hundreds of times before, but it's true.

- fuck sincerely, Gerard way

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Every Friday is 'Hug A Retard Day' so make sure I get lots of HUGS!! And if you know a retard then hug them too!

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Life
is my bitch
So take that,
BITCH!!

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OK, so there is this thing called RETARDNESS
and YEA, I've gone PRO

Okay so my friend and I have started a site. And well we want some people to look at it and give us their thoughts. It's still being worked on and it's not that good right now, but I promise it will get better. We are planning a date where both of us can work on it and then after that it should be like really good. So go check it out....NOW!!! CLICK HERE!!

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GEE LUVS BOAS!!




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I LUV HUGS!!




Frank: Has goldfinger ever had a flock of mooses advancing on him? It's a terrifying sight.
Mikey: That's not the plural of moose, it's moosi.
Gerard: Fuck off, it's meese.

Gerard: I have a nihilistic attitude so it's like, the new gay...it's popular. You know what I mean?
Frank: Popsicle is the new black.
Gerard: What did I say? Oh yeah. Screaming is the new gay, everybody's doing it.
Frank: I wish it were Popsicle.
Gerard: Popsicles?
Frank: Popsicles should be the new black and then everyone would have one.
Mikey: I like Popsicles...

One by one, penguins are stealing my sanity...
- Gerard Way

So many people treat you like you're a kid so you might as well act like one and throw your television out of the window.
- Gerard Way

This band is metal in that we have a lot of metal in our instruments and there's quite a lot of metal on my belt buckle as well.
- Mikey Way

We just have to watch Mikey and make sure he doesn't put anymore forks in the toaster
- Frank Iero

Which of your band mates is most likely to accidentally stick a fork in a toaster?
Frank: Mikey.
And who would yell 'Hey! It's still plugged in!'?
Mikey: That would be me.
Gerard: I would definitely be the one yelling. I think we're all very protective of Mikey for things like sticking forks in toasters.
Frank: It's funny because when we were recording, me and Mikey lived together and I would go to Gerard after and be like, 'I can't believe he did this today.'
Mikey: Yeah, I would leave the tea on overnight.
Frank: God forbid that kid ever lives alone!
Gerard: He had to promise he would watch him because he likes to do this thing where he'll take a heater into the shower and plug it in...
Frank: Oh god!
Gerard: ...and there's water everywhere!
Mikey: I did that one time...
Gerard: What about the times with the radio?
Mikey: ...and I was pretty warm when I did it though.













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Life is impossible. Suicide is your way out. Fine -- but before you kill yourself, consider these facts.


Suicide is not usually successful.

You know a guaranteed way? Ask the 25-year-old who tried to electrocute himself.
He lived. But, both of his arms are gone.

What about jumping? Ask John.
He used to be intelligent, with an engaging sense of humor.
That was before he leapt from a building. Now, he's brain damaged and will always need care.
He staggers and has seizures. He lives in a fog. But worst of all he knows he used to be normal.

What about pills? Ask the 12-year-old with extensive liver damage from an overdose.
Have you ever seen anyone die of liver damage? You turn yellow. It's a hard way to go.

What about a gun?
Ask the 24-year-old who shot himself in the head.
Now he drags one leg, has a useless arm and has no vision or hearing on one side.
He lived through his "foolproof" suicide.

You might too. But who will clean your blood off the carpet or scrape your brains from the ceiling?
Commercial cleaning companies may refuse the job--
but someone has to do it. Who will cut you down from where you hung yourself, or identify your bloated body after you've drowned?
Your father?
Your mother?
Your sister or brother?
The carefully worded "loving" suicide note is of no help. Those who loved you will never completely recover.
They'll feel regret and an unending pain.

Suicide is contagious. Look around at your family. You don't want them to die, do you?
You do have other choices. There are people you can help you through this crisis.
Call a hot line. Call a friend. Call a doctor or hospital. Call the police.
They will tell you there's hope. Maybe in a phone call this weekend. But what you're seeking could be just a minute, a month, or a day away.

You say you don't want to be stopped?
Still want to do it?
Well, then, I may see you in the psychiatric ward later.
And we'll work with whatever you have left. There's always someone who will be there for you to talk things through even if it seems like no one is there for you.
Everything will get better, and it will be okay.

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So whenever you are going to pick up that knife, or razor,
just think about all the people you are leaving behind, all the memories, and all the good times.

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ILOVEYOU is 8 letters but so is BULLSHIT
There's no I in TEAM but there is a M and an E and that spells ME
The best part of BELIEVE is the LIE
To finish first, first you must finish
Fail to plan, plan to fail
Don't knock on death's door, ring the doorbell and run, he hates that
Good thing u cant die from a broken heart or i'd be 6 feet under

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90% of teens get caught up in drugs every day. Put this in your profile if you're addicted to chocolate instead.

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All Love is Beautiful

♀ + ♂ = ♥
♀ + ♀ = ♥
♂ + ♂ = ♥

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Join GERARDISM
1-800-SEXY-MOTHERFUCKER

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

95 of kids are concered with being popular and fitting in. If you are one of the 5 of the kids who aren't, copy this and add your name to the list. LeTsStArTaRIOT
HaNgEmHiGh231

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever ran into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever fell down a hill, copy this into your profile!

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. (WAY TOO MUCH)

If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5...)


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MCRmy:
"I will always stand by them no matter what they do or decisions they make... as a die-hard soldier of the MCRmy..I solemnly swear to give my blood,sweat and tears for the sake and well being of Mikey Way, Gerard Way, Frank Iero, Bob Bryar, and Ray Toro... "

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Join the Black Parade...add this on your profile





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You Say Pink
I Say Black
You Say Paris Hilton
I Say Amy Lee
You Say Zac Efron
I Say Gerard Way
You Say Pop
I Say Rock
You Say I'm Weird
I Say I'm Different
You Say Limited Two
I Say HotTopic
PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE



I pledge allegiance
To My Chemical Romance
From New Jersey
And to the music
That they play
One Nation
Under Gerard
With venom and vampires for all.



Homophobia is Gay:
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG REPOST THIS!

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Ten Commandments of the Black Parade

1. Thou shall never let go of thy dreams
2. Thou shall march and sing without question
3. Thou shall face fear and regret
4. Thou shall accept death as it comes
5. Thou shall give blood
6. Thou shall not fear thy sins
7. Thou shall protect thy brothers and sisters in arms
8. Thall shall darken thy clothes
9. Thou shall walk this world alone
10.Thou shall carry on!

The 10 Commandments of MCR

1. Thou shalt not put a gun to thy lover's head.
2. Thou shalt be willing to die for love.
3. Thou shalt seek revenge on those who wrong you.
4. Thou shalt be a demolition lover.
5. Thou shalt unleash the bats.
6. Thou shalt protect thy lover from everything. (even vampires)
7. Thou shalt respect the lord, Gerard.
8. Thou shalt sing the holy hymns of My Chemical Romance.
9. Thou shalt see beauty in bloody love.
10. Thou shalt ROCK HARD!

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF GERARD WAY
1.Thou shall never let them take you alive.
2.Thou shall drink Starbucks coffee
3.Thou shall play World of Warcraft as an Undead Warrior
4.Thou shall admit that they are not okay freely
5.Thou shall unleash the fucking bats
6.Thou shall strike violent poses
7.Thou shall touch im self as much as posable
8.Thou shall suck thy enemies blood
9.Thou shall overcome thy weaknesses
10.Thou shall not be afraid to keep on living

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF MIKEY WAY
1. Thou shall move as little as possible on stage
2. Thou shall choose coffee as thy poison
3. Thou shall straighten hair with dignity
4. Thou shall love sushi as much as thineself
5. Thou shall be the spiritual advisor to thy peers
6. Thou shall wear glasses as close to falling off as possible
7. Thou shall have epic battles with brick walls
8. Thou shall hate small spaces, large spaces and grocery shopping
9. Thou shall love unicorns with all thy heart
10. Thou shall be dangerous around heaters

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF RAY TORO
1. Thou shall head bang till thou can head bang no more
2. Thou shall stick thou hands in cupcakes
3. Thou shall hide thy contacts well
4. Thou shall like to computer games
5. Thou shall not bother to cook
6. Thou shall play until thou gets ‘Grip Burns’
7. Thou shall hate thou hair when straightened
8. Thou shall sing back up as if it were the most important thing
9. Thou shall ask Gerard to not do ‘that’ in thy direction
10. Thou shall be proud of thou afro

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF FRANK IERO
1. Thou shall run around until thou can no longer breathe
2. Thou shall have a guitar named pansy
3. Thou shall let the singer feel thou up
4. Thou shall wear a badge on thy shirt collar or hood
5. Thou shall get tattoos
6. Thou shall kick random objects if they are in thy way (yes that means if they are in Gerard/Mikey too)
7. Thou shall grin with all teeth
8. Thou shall change hair style every 8 months
9. Thou shall wear sunglasses in situations of conflict
10. Thou shall burn everything and call it cajun

The Ten Commandments of Bob Bryar
1. Thou shall never get mad at those more annoying than thou
2. Thou shall look cool with sunglasses
3. Thou shall declare that Gerard makes thou heart burn openly
4. Thou shall love cats
5. Thou shall walk in the other direction/lash out if a camera is shown
6. Thou shall kill cameras and hurt frank
7. Thou shall drum until thou can drum no more
8. Thou shall give out Mikey Way’s phone number
9. Thou shall be the hardest working drummer ever
10. Thou shall love Mr. Bean as thou equal

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***If you have ever pushed on a door that said "PULL" copy and paste this on to your homepage****

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This is hilarious xD

MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BIBLE
x. Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
x. Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.
x. The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.
x. Mikey Way counted to infinity...twice.
x. Frank Iero can divide by Zero.
x. The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then its soaked with tears and blood.
x. The Frank Iero once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
x. Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.
x. Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.
x. A Tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar.
x. Bob Bryar doesnt get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.
x. Bob Bryar does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
x. Mikey Way can speak braille.
x. Frank Iero jacks off to Monster Trucks.
x. Jeeves asks Ray Toro.
x. If The Bob Bryar is late, time better slow the fuck down.
x. Geico saved 15% a year by switching to Gerard Way.
x. Ray Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement.
x. Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
x. The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"
x. Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus.
x. When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
x. Gerard Way doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
x. Mikey Way is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.
x. Bob Bryar ate the Stay Puff Marshmellow man.
x. Ray Toro didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.
x. When God said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way said, "say please."

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THE TRUTH 'BOUT BISEXUALS

1. They do not want your mom.
2. They do not like everyone they see.
3. They are not confused.
4. They do not have sex for presents.
5. They are not whores.
6. Most importantly: They are just as hot as gay people (not true gay people can be pretty hot).



This is something weird that I saw on the internet and I thought I would put it on here.

HOW SEX STARTS? ..

Now this ........ is
funny...true..but
funny!!!
...a smile leads to a laugh
...a laugh leads to a high 5
...a high 5 leads to a hug
...a hug leads to a kiss
...a kiss leads 2 makeout
...a makeout leads 2 finger
...a finger leads to a hand
...a hand leads to a lick
...a lick leads to a suck
...a suck leads 2 a .........


So tell me how many people are you
gonna smile
at after you heard this cuz sex is
like math.


...u add the bed
...subtract the clothes
...divide the legs
...leave your solution
...and pray you dont multiply!