laughingxcrying

I'm quite possibly insane... hyperactive, obsessive, weird, my own species. Oh, and future ruler of the universe and all parallel realms, so get used to the idea.

I'm the person you think is insane, schizophrenic, brutally honest, random, rude, and just plain different, and I am, so you can either except me or shut the fuck up and get lost. I like almost any music, except for rap and country. Sorry, but rap is just... talking to music, no talent involoved, and country makes me want to kill someone. I'm totally in love with anime, mostly Naruto, but I do love Death Note, Yu Yu Hakusho, Ouran High School Host Club, Wolf's Rain,, Elfen Lied, InuYasha, and others.


Oh, and I"m Jeffery, the guy who lives in Azahlea's head and actually pays attention in class while she doodles. We talk sometimes, and it really freaks people out, but if they don' t think having a voice in your head is insanely awesome, who gives a damn about them. JEFFERY GET OFF MY PROFILE!

Now if you will excuse me, I'm off to sketch people out with my awesomeness.

And now for random sayings/quotes/lyrics. I did not make up, nor do I own, any of these by the way.

"Well they're never gonna get me, Like a bullet through a flock of doves"
"All good men are gay, fictional or taken."
"It had better be the end of the world if you're waking me up this early"
"Therapy is expensive, bubble wrap is cheap."
"I"m not short, I'm fun-sized"
"I'd encourage your smiles I'll expect you won't cry"
"Anime has raised my standars too hig for real men"
"I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy ever minute of it"
"And when it all goes to hell, will you be able to tell?"
"She cut herself on a marsh mellow, that my friend, takes skill"
"Lets get married and go adopt an asian baby"
"I"m good to go, and I'm going nowhere fast"
"And now the red ones make me fly And the blue ones help me fall"
"I'm in the land of the insane... said the girl holding the water melon and pink daisy"
""there's only one man that chuck norris was ever afraid of. and that's edward motherfucking cullen."
"No this is ridiculous! Back to the ghost please!"
"When the asteroid hit earth, it missed the Torosaurus"
"We're full of shit and eyeliner"
"i think edward raised the bar for boyfriends ; if you aren't a vampire, don't sparkle in the sunlight, don't own several expensive european sports cars, weren't born in 1901, aren't incredibly pale with bronze hair and golden eyes that change on occasion, and don't have a crooked smile that sends chills through the entire female gender, then you have no hope of getting girls. ever."
"This shit is easy peesy pumpkin peesy pumpkin pie mother fuckers"
"I'm so tiered of looking at my fucking face, but i'm allowed to be tiered of looking at my fucking face because it's MY fucking face"