SchizophrenicNemo

My name is TaK, Bex or Jennifer If you want a deathwish...I'm 104 years old and 5'2 yeah I'm Short.And The Queen Of Sarcasm
I don't trust.....or love,I give chances.If you hate me I'll probably hate you too......I can't trust,only Four out of the Seven people I Talk to I trust. Talk to me if you wish or
ignore me....you can do that too. I hate posers,and control freaks...Shoes Too
I have a problem with the law and rules to abide by. But I'm Fine.
Labels Don't Exist,Therfore If You Are So Friggin Convinced You Are Something.
You Are Disappointing Yourself,GET OVER IT. I Have A Really Twisted Sense Of Humor.,And It's Mental And Physicaly Impossible To Offend Me.Annoy Me But Not Offend.I'm Blunt.
I Think You Suck I'll Tell You That,If I Hate You Thanks For Playing
These Concience Things Don't Bother Me.I Don't Have Remorse.
Screw With My Mind I Screw With Your Face.I'm Pretty Easy To Get Along With
Just Don't Screw Me Over Is All I Ask.This Is Why I have No Friends...
Coolie I Have The Same Birthday As mikey Way YAY!!!~Jack
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x] Emos Rule....
x] Live With It =]
x] Not All Emos Cut
x] Not All Emos R Depressed
x] Emos R Nice People
x] Emos Dont Sit Around All Day Feeling Sorry For Themselves
x] Emos DONT Have Made Up Problems
x] Emos Have Feelings
x] Not All Emos R Bi!!
x] Emos Do Smile
x] Emos Do Laugh
Put this on your profile if u agree
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Real MCR Fans: (dont bother reading it u already no wot it says or if u r a real mcr fan(JUST READ IT TO SEE IF U R A REAL MCR FAN))

1. Real MCR fans know more songs than "Welcome to the Black Parade."
2. Real MCR fans know Gerard Way's brother's name.
3. Real MCR fans shout 'YES!' when one of their songs comes on.
4. Real MCR fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard's hair.
5. Real MCR fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard in general.
6. Real MCR fans know the names of everyone in the band and what they do.
7. Real MCR fans shop for hours just to find a jacket like the band's have for a MCR concert.
8. Real MCR fans take time to right on the front of all their underwear "I love Gerard."
9. Real MCR fans ask their mom "What's for dinner?" and are disappointed when she doesn't say Gerard.
10. Real MCR fans start smoking because they think they will be HAWT like Frank and Gerard.
11. Real MCR fans ask for Bob the Bryar for christmas and cry when they don't get him.
12. Real MCR fans do dirty things with their MCR action figures and are proud to admit it.
13. Real MCR fans sleep with a picture of MCR and actually have to wipe off the drool stains.
14. Real MCR fans piss themselves when they see them... on the televison.
15. Real MCR fans would admit to let them rape you.
16. Real MCR fans go in a rendition of Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge when they hear a guy in a restaurant say "So Long" (HECK YES!!)
17. Real MCR fans have this on their profile.
18. Real MCR fans giggle everytime Gerard Way says the word 'way' in his songs
19. Real MCR fans will scream "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, **insert bandmembers name here**!!" on his birthday, regardless of how quiet the room is.
20. Real MCR fans watch "Life On the Murder Scene" twice a day then apologize to plants.
21. Real MCR fans often zone out, listening to MCR in their heads, and when someone asks them a question they scream the lyrics they were just thinking of.
22. Real MCR fans write 'my' and 'romance' around the word 'chemical' when in science class.
23. Real MCR fans when hearing any word even slightly associated with MCR on the television, insantly freak out and turn up the volume.
24. Real MCR fans eat skittles and drink coke zero three times daily.
25. Real MCR fans have every MCR picture possible saved on their computer, and admit it proudly.
26. Real MCR fans have actually read and re-read and re-re-read etc. any MCR webpages they could find.
27. Real MCR fans can listen to a MCR song repeatidly and not get tired of said song. (no matter how many times you listen!)
28.Real MCR fans hear New Jersy and instantly think MCR MCR MCR MCR MCR!!!!!!
29. Real MCR fans try their hardest to mention MCR in any project at school.
30. Real MCR fans spaz out when they see the word 'way' in books, on trucks, anywhere.
31. You have at least one MCRSavedMyLife story
32.When someone says "'fro," you say "Ray Toro!"
33.When someone says "Chemical," or "Romance," you think..."MCR!"
34. When you think of New Jersey, you think of Belleville.
35. When someone talks about St. Helena, Montana, you think Helena.
36. You've had their CD for two weeks and iTunes says it's been played at least 46 times.
37. You have mixed feelings about the Used. Bert? Or Gerard?
38. You wake up at two AM thinking about Mikey.
39. You view Alicia Simmons as the new Adrienne Armstrong.
40. You truly believe the Black Parade will come to you when you die (Hello Gerard!)
41. You believe they should hire you to be in all their videos since you dance to the songs like nobody's business.
42. Black is your favorite color.
43. The only reason you watch 24 is so you can have something in common with Ray.
44. It pains you to watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force because of the rejection it caused Gerard.
45. You know Bob is a fuzzy bunny and Frank is a princess.
46. You wouldn't mind watching Gerard draw all day.
47. You count the days to and from your MCR concerts.
48. You have their tour schedule on a Word Document on your computer.
49. You've written at least one fanfic.
50. You'd join the TMNT, just to be with Bob.
51. You wouldn't mind Gerard and Mikey smellling like shit if it meant you got to go on tour with them!
52. You'd offer Frank your shower at 3 AM.
53. Even your parents know the words to Welcome to the Black Parade.
54. You dye your hair like Gerard did a few years ago and lament as that random red splotch at the back of your head fades away.
55.You scream when your parents accidentally throw away the review of the show you went to a week before. Then you immediately get it off the internet.
56. None of your friends like them but they could probably write a book on them you talk about them so much.
57. You've Googled their high schools.
58. You adhere to the MCR Bible, the Ten Commandments of the Black Parade, the Ten Commandments of Gerard Way and the Ten Commandments of a Chemical Romantic.
59. You don't care anymore when people call them emo because you know they're not.
60. You'd cut off Bob and Ray's hair if it meant you could have it all to yourself.
61. You relate to Mikey and his unicorn/coffee/sushi fetish.
62. You really wish Frank would talk on stage.
63. You celebrate their birthdays with religion. Yes, that means costumes.
64. You've named pets/stuffed animals/instruments after them ("C'mere Mikey! Good boy Mikey, good boy!" ) *BTW not actually my dogs name and shes a girl*
65. The people in your band have set a ban on you singing anymore MCR at practice. Needless to say, this is a rule meant to be broken.
66. You sneak into your computer lab at school at lunch to watch their videos.
67. You call your younger sister "Mikey." Therefore, she hates you. But you can't help that she is skinny, tallish and wears glasses.
68. You plan on making a pilgrimage to Belleville, New Jersey as soon as possible.
69. You listen to every band they say they like during interviews.
70. You only tolerate Brandon Flowers because Gerard Way says he likes the Killers and Brandon likes MCR.
71. Your daydreams consist of commentary on your school day by Mikey, Frank, Gerard, Bob and Ray.
72. You call Gerard "Gee."
73.Your friends all get a glazed look when you mention MCR.
74. You've read Ecstasy: Three Tales of Chemical Romance, by Irvine Welsh.
75. You wrote an essay about how you admire Gerard when your English teacher told you that you had to write something about someone you admired.
76. You're known to wear a black stripe over your eyes to school when you're feeling extra MCR-ish.
77. Life on the Murder Scene=LOTMS
78. You support Bob Bryar's solo project.
79. Even if they went gansta, you'd still love them.
80.You know that Frank's guitar's name is Pansy and it died R.I.P Pansy.
81. You just wrote and/or read this (or forced a friend too.)
jack jack

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I HAvE THE SAME BIRTHDAY AS THIS GUY!!!!!

The Ten Commandments of Mikey Way

1. Thou shall move as little as possible on stage

2. Thou shall choose coffee as thy poison

3. Thou shall straighten hair with dignity

4. Thou shall love sushi as much as thineself

5. Thou shall be the spiritual advisor to thy peers

6. Thou shall wear glasses as close to falling off as possible

7. Thou shall have epic battles with brick walls

8. Thou shall hate small spaces, large spaces and grocery shopping

9. Thou shall love unicorns with all thy heart

10. Thou shall be dangerous around toasters/heaters

FRANK IS MY ENERGY BUNNY

The Ten Commandments of Frank Iero

1. Thou shall run around until thou can no longer breathe

2. Thou shall eat skittles

3. Thou shall let the singer feel thou up

4. Thou shall wear a badge on thy shirt collar or hood

5. Thou shall get tattoos

6. Thou shall kick random objects if they are in thy way (yes that means if they are in Gerard/Mikey too)

7. Thou shall grin with all teeth

8. Thou shall change hair style every year

9. Thou shall wear sunglasses in situations of conflict

10. Thou shall burn everything and call it Cajun

BESTEST DRUMMER EVER!

The Ten Commandments of Bob Bryar

1. Thou shall never get mad at those more annoying than thou

2. Thou shall look cool with sunglasses

3. Thou shall declare that Gerard makes thou heart burn openly

4. Thou shall love cats

5. Thou shall walk in the other direction/lash out if a camera is shown

6. Thou shall T.P New York

7. Thou shall drum until thou can drum no more

8. Thou shall give out Mikey Way’s phone number

9. Thou shall be the hardest working drummer ever

10. Thou shall love Mr. Bean as thou equal

I LOVETH HISITH FROITH

The Ten Commandments of Ray Toro

1. Thou shall head bang till thou can head bang no more

2. Thou shall stick thou hands in cupcakes

3. Thou shall hide thy contacts well (I never even knew he wore them)

4. Thou shall not like to read

5. Thou shall not bother to cook

6. Thou shall play until thou gets ‘Guitar Burn’

7. Thou shall hate thou hair when straightened

8. Thou shall sing back up as if it were the most important part

9. Thou shall ask Gerard to not do ‘that’ in thy direction

10. Thou shall be proud of thou afro

MY IDOL!!FOREVER

The Ten Commandments of Gerard Way

1.Thou shall never let them take you alive.

2.Thou shall drink Starbucks coffee

3.Thou shall play World of Warcraft as an Undead Warrior

4.Thou shall admit that they are not okay freely

5.Thou shall unleash the fucking bats

6.Thou shall strike violent poses

7.Thou shall stay out of the light

8.Thou shall suck thy enemies blood

9.Thou shall overcome thy weaknesses

10.Thou shall not be afraid to keep on living

YAY!! I'M UNHEALTHILY OBSESSED AND MY MOM
CALLES IT A REALLY VIOLENT FAZE...I SAID IT
WASN'T A FAZE AND THEN SHE GOT SCARED
THAT I WAS GONNA GET MANY TATTOOS
AND PEIRCINGS IN WEIRD PLACES......LMAO
WHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHA

LOOK AT ME!
I'm A Kong Fu Fighter! I 0wN3D Yo Face!!!
I've Officially Changed My Name To TaK So I Wont Get Sued