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Hello, I am Ashy.
Not much to say.
I adore music and My Chemical Romance is my favorite band followed by the White Stripes, HIM, and the Smashing Pumpkins. I love way more bands, but I don't feel like using up a bunch of space on that. Just ask.
My friends are the people keeping me alive. I adore them and I miss them terribly. My profile is dedicated to them. I update with new conversations every now and then. They're pretty funny.

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My friends are geniuses. Get over it.

Ashy: I thought you were a believer.
Megan Ann: It's not that I don't believe...I'm just a little slow.

Danny: My show is 'Flip That Box'. Don't go on Kevin's show. It's 'Flip Off That Box'.

Erin: Think happy thoughts, think happy thoughts, think happy thoughts like Frank with no pants on.

Ashy: Get that motherf*cking cat out of my bed!
Megan Ann: But he likes it here.

Kevin: Give me back my WAND!!!...er, I mean, pen

Danny: Mr. Dolphin, how many licks does it take to completely suck your body dry of blood?

Ashy: So you won't freak out if I tell you I have a big crush on a gay guy?
Megan Ann: WHAAAT YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON A GAY GUY?!?! ...that must suck....

Ashy: She described him as 'mousy'.
Danny: What's mousy?
Ashy:Of or pertaining to a...mouse?
Danny:OH! I thought you meant "moose-ee". I was like, what the heck is that?

Kevin: I wanna see your bedroom, I wanna see your bedroom, I wanna see your bedroom!
Ashy: That sounds so wrong.
Kevin: Oh, hey you're right.
Ashy: Get out of my house.

Ashy: Paint my fence!
Kevin: You are NOT Tom Sayer, but you have a very persuasive voice so go get me a paint brush!
Social Studies Teacher: Oh, the things I hear when I sit by you guys.
Kevin: Get me a paintbrush d*mn it!

Megan Ann: I'm sure Erin has fantasies about Frank about three times a week.
Ashy: Oh please, I bet she has them every night. It's a wonder how she gets any sleep.

Erin: Don't yell at me I'm drunk!!! *falls onto desk*

Kevin: Hello?
Ashy:Hello
Kevin:Who is this?
Ashy:Ashy
Kevin:Wait...who?
Ashy:ASHY
Kevin:I think she hung up.
Ashy:I DID NOT HANG UP YOU LOSER!
Kevin:*hangs up phone*
Ashy:Idiot...

Megan Ann: Ooh, I have an idea. We should invite Jesse and Ben to the haunted caves with us. Maybe we'll get scared and they can hold us...
Ashy: How the heck are we going to get Ben and Jesse to go somewhere with us?
Megan Ann: I talk to Ben all the time. I bet he'd go.
Ashy: Ok, but what about Jesse? I've spoken to him, like, once.
Megan Ann: Just start talking to him and we'll go in 2 weeks.
Ashy: But he has a boyfriend!! *cries*
Megan Ann: Oh...yeah...

Danny: If giraffes were a food they'd be pancakes.

Danny: Wait, Ashy, stop running! If you run then the cops will think we're suspicious!
Ashy: I don't want to go to Juvie!
Danny: You won't go to Juvie. We didn't do anything.
Ashy: Then why is the cruiser following us?
Danny: *turns around* Holy Crap! *starts running*

Ashy: Ok, now I know what we should have written on the playground equipment.
Megan Ann: What?
Ashy: It's two simple words...
Megan Ann: What?!
Ashy: Touch me
Megan Ann: Ha ha that's perfect....you touched Jesse.
Ashy: You touched him for me you little ho.
Megan Ann: Sorry...

Random girl at park: SHUT UP!
Megan Ann and Ashy: Bite me, b*tch!

Danny: Oh my gosh check out this hallow carrot!
Ashy: ........Carrot?
Danny: Oh, I mean french fry.
*five minutes later*
Danny: Those carrots were getting really cold.
Ashy: FRENCH FRIES!

Julie: It's misting today.
Ashy: How can you tell?
Julie: I can taste it.
Ashy: You can taste the mist?
Julie: Yeah, it tastes funny.
Ashy: Whatever you say...
Julie: No, check. Stick your tongue out!
*Ashy and Julie stick tongues out. Surrounding school people stare*
Ashy: Oh I see what you mean!!
Julie: Yeah, see I was right. It tastes...funny.

Ashy: Remember the first time you spent the night at my house and you got a trash can stuck on your head?
Julie: What? I don't remember that. I don't know what you're talking about!!

Megan Ann: Hey, Sh*t.
Ashy: That is NOT my name!
Megan Ann: Yes it is.
Ashy: Well, I'm not answering to anything other than my REAL name.
Megan Ann: But Sh*t is your real name.
Ashy: No, the one that starts with an A.
Megan Ann: *sshole?
Ashy: Where the heck did that come from?!?

Megan Ann: I had this dream last night. You were having this crazy foursome with Gerard Way, Frank Iero, and Lyn-Z. I was just standing there watching with Mikey and getting all jealous.

Ashy: We can see Bro. Tim
Julie, Nicole, and Ashy: And his 8 chins.

Morgan: You know him from your old school, right?
Ashy: Yeah, I know him....
Morgan: He's so HILARIOUS!
Ashy: ...and hot...
Morgan: What?
Ashy: Nothing.

Ashy: We're playing a human game of Katamari Damacy. Every time someone walks by we stick them to our ball.