StayOutOfTheLight

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Bands I like:
-Green Day -Avenged Sevenfold -My Chemical Romance - Godsmack -Suicidal Tendencies -Iron Maiden - Three Days Grace -AC/DC -The Used -Fall Out Boy -Foxboro Hot Tubs -Slipknot -AFI -Black Sabbath -The Network -System of a Down -The Offspring -Metallica -Disturbed -The Clash -Megadeth -Motley Crue -The Ramones



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They told us they weren't Okay. They told us vampires would never hurt us. They want us to say our Famous Last Words and join The Black Parade. They said the mirror wasn't big enough for the both of them. They cried for the ghost of us. They introduced us to Helena. They don't love us like they did yesterday.
Put this on your profile if you love My Chemical Romance!


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What does you name mean???

A: you like to drink
B: you like people
C: you are really silly
D: one in a million
E: great in bed
F: you are dead sexy
G: you never let people tell you what to do
H: you have a very good personality, looks and a very good kisser
I: great in bed
J: people adore you
K: you're wild and crazy
L: unbelievably great in bed
M: great in bed
N: you like to drink a lot
O: awesome kisser
P: you are popular with all types of people
Q: you are a hypocrite
R: fuking crazy(in a fun way)
S: easy to fall in love with
T: you're loyal to those who love you
U: you are really silly
V: you are not judgemental
W: you are very broad minded
X: you never let people tell you what to do
Y: great in bed
Z: always ready


92% OF TEENS MOVE ON TO RAP MUSIC. IF YOU ARE PART OF THE 8% THAT ROCK OUT EVERYDAY, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE.

92% OF TEENS WOULD BE DEAD IF ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DECIDED BREATHING WASN'T COOL. PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 8% THAT WOULD BE LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY!

95% OF THE KIDS OUT THERE ARE CONCERNED WITH BEING POPUALAR AND FITTING IN. IF YOU ARE PART OF THE 5% WHO AREN'T, COPY THIS, PUT IT IN YOUR PROFILE.



Ways to Tell If You're a Real My Chemical Romance Fan

1.Real MCR fans know more songs than "Welcome to the Black Parade."
2. Real MCR fans know Gerard Way's brother's name.
3. Real MCR fans shout 'YES!' when one of their songs comes on.
4. Real MCR fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard's hair.
5. Real MCR fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard in general.
6. Real MCR fans know the names of everyone in the band and what they do.
7. Real MCR fans shop for hours just to find a jacket like the band's have for a MCR concert.
8. Real MCR fans take time to right on the front of all their underwear "I love Gerard."
9. Real MCR fans ask their mom "What's for dinner?" and are disappointed when she doesn't say Gerard.
10. Real MCR fans start smoking because they think they will be HAWT like Frank and Gerard.
11. Real MCR fans ask for Bob the Bryar for christmas and cry when they don't get him.
12. Real MCR fans do dirty things with their MCR action figures and are proud to admit it.
13. Real MCR fans sleep with a picture of MCR and actually have to wipe off the drool stains.
14. Real MCR fans piss themselves when they see them... on the televison.
15. Real MCR fans would admit to let them rape you.
16. Real MCR fans go in a rendition of Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge when they hear a guy in a restaurant say "So Long"
17. Real MCR fans have this on their profile.
18. Real MCR fans giggle everytime Gerard Way says the word 'way' in his songs
19. Real MCR fans will scream "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, **insert bandmembers name here**!!" on his birthday, regardless of how quiet the room is.
20. Real MCR fans watch "Life On the Murder Scene" twice a day then apologize to plants.
21. Real MCR fans often zone out, listening to MCR in their heads, and when someone asks them a question they scream the lyrics they were just thinking of.
22. Real MCR fans write 'my' and 'romance' around the word 'chemical' when in science class.
23. Real MCR fans when hearing any word even slightly associated with MCR on the television, insantly freak out and turn up the volume.
24. Real MCR fans eat skittles and drink coke zero three times daily.
25. Real MCR fans have every MCR picture possible saved on their computer, and admit it proudly.
26. Real MCR fans have actually read and re-read and re-re-read etc. any MCR webpages they could find.
27. Real MCR fans can listen to a MCR song repeatidly and not get tired of said song. (no matter how many times you listen!)
28.Real MCR fans hear New Jersy and instantly think MCR MCR MCR MCR MCR!!!!!!
29. Real MCR fans try their hardest to mention MCR in any project at school.
30. Real MCR fans spaz out when they see the word 'way' in books, on trucks, anywhere.
31. You have at least one MCRSavedMyLife story
32.When someone says "'fro," you say "Ray Toro!"
33.When someone says "Chemical," or "Romance," you think..."MCR!"
34. When you think of New Jersey, you think of Belleville.
35. When someone talks about St. Helena, Montana, you think Helena.
36. You've had their CD for two weeks and iTunes says it's been played at least 46 times.
37. You have mixed feelings about the Used. Bert? Or Gerard?
38. You wake up at two AM thinking about Mikey.
39. You view Alicia Simmons as the new Adrienne Armstrong.
40. You truly believe the Black Parade will come to you when you die (Hello Gerard!)
41. You believe they should hire you to be in all their videos since you dance to the songs like nobody's business.
42. Black is your favorite color.
43. The only reason you watch 24 is so you can have something in common with Ray.
44. It pains you to watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force because of the rejection it caused Gerard.
45. You know Bob is a fuzzy bunny and Frank is a princess.
46. You wouldn't mind watching Gerard draw all day.
47. You count the days to and from your MCR concerts.
48. You have their tour schedule on a Word Document on your computer.
49. You've written at least one fanfic.
50. You'd join the TMNT, just to be with Bob.
51. You wouldn't mind Gerard and Mikey smellling like shit if it meant you got to go on tour with them!
52. You'd offer Frank your shower at 3 AM.
53. Even your parents know the words to Welcome to the Black Parade.
54. You dye your hair like Gerard did a few years ago and lament as that random red splotch at the back of your head fades away.
55.You scream when your parents accidentally throw away the review of the show you went to a week before. Then you immediately get it off the internet.
56. None of your friends like them but they could probably write a book on them you talk about them so much.
57. You've Googled their high schools.
58. You adhere to the MCR Bible, the Ten Commandments of the Black Parade, the Ten Commandments of Gerard Way and the Ten Commandments of a Chemical Romantic.
59. You don't care anymore when people call them emo because you know they're not.
60. You'd cut off Bob and Ray's hair if it meant you could have it all to yourself.
61. You relate to Mikey and his unicorn/coffee/sushi fetish.
62. You really wish Frank would talk on stage.
63. You celebrate their birthdays with religion. Yes, that means costumes.
64. You've named pets/stuffed animals/instruments after them ("C'mere Mikey! Good boy Mikey, good boy!"
65. The people in your band have set a ban on you singing anymore MCR at practice. Needless to say, this is a rule meant to be broken.
66. You sneak into your computer lab at school at lunch to watch their videos.
67. You call your younger sister "Mikey." Therefore, she hates you. But you can't help that she is skinny, tallish and wears glasses.
68. You plan on making a pilgrimage to Belleville, New Jersey as soon as possible.
69. You listen to every band they say they like during interviews.
70. You only tolerate Brandon Flowers because Gerard Way says he likes the Killers and Brandon likes MCR.
71. Your daydreams consist of commentary on your school day by Mikey, Frank, Gerard, Bob and Ray.
72. You call Gerard "Gee."
73.Your friends all get a glazed look when you mention MCR.
74. You've read Ecstasy: Three Tales of Chemical Romance, by Irvine Welsh.
75. You wrote an essay about how you admire Gerard when your English teacher told you that you had to write something about someone you admired.
76. You're known to wear a black stripe over your eyes to school when you're feeling extra MCR-ish.
77. Life on the Murder Scene=LOTMS
78. You support Bob Bryar's solo project.
79. Even if they went gansta, you'd still love them.
80. You just wrote and/or read this (or forced a friend too)





The Ten Commandments Of Gerard Way
1. Thou shall never let them take you alive.
2. Thou shall drink Starbucks coffee
3. Thou shall play World of Warcraft as an Undead Warrior
4. Thou shall admit that they are not okay freely
5. Thou shall unleash the fucking bats
6. Thou shall strike violent poses
7. Thou shall stay out of the light
8. Thou shall suck thy enemies blood
9. Thou shall overcome thy weaknesses
10. Thou shall not be afraid to keep on living

The Ten Commandments Of Mikey Way
1. Thou shall move as little as possible on stage
2. Thou shall choose coffee as thy poison
3. Thou shall straighten hair with dignity
4. Thou shall love sushi as much as thy self
5. Thou shall be the spiritual advisor to thy peers
6. Thou shall wear glasses as close to falling off as possible
7. Thou shall epic battles with brick walls
8. Thou shall hate small spaces, large spaces, and grocery shopping
9. Thou shall love unicorns with all thy heart
10. Thou shall be dangerous around toasters/heaters

The Ten Commandments Of Frank Iero
1. Thou shall run around until though can no longer breathe
2. Thou shall eat skittles
3. Thou shall let the singer feel thou up
4. Thou shall wear a badge on thy shirt collar or hood
5. Thou shall get tattoos
6. Thou shall kick random objects if they are in thy way (yes that means if they are in Gerard/Mikey too)
7. Thou shall grin with all teeth
8. Thou shall change hair style every year
9. Thou shall wear sunglasses in situations of conflict
10. Thou shall burn everything and call it Cajun

The Ten Commandments Of Bob Bryar
1. Thou shall never get mad at those more annoying than thou
2. Thou shall look cool with sunglasses
3. Thou shall declare that Gerard makes thou heart burn openly
4. Thou shall love cats
5. Thou shall walk in the other direction/lash out if a camera is shown
6. Thou shall T.P. New York
7. Thou shall drum until thou can drum no more
8. Thou shall give out Mikey Way's phone number
9. Thou shall be the hardest working drummer ever
10. Thou shall love Mr. Bean as thou equal

The Ten Commandments Of Ray Toro
1. Thou shall head bang till thou can head bang no more
2. Thou shall stick thou hands in cupcakes
3. Thou shall hide thy contacts well
4. Thou shall not like to read
5. Thou shall not bother to cook
6. Thou shall play until thou gets 'Guitar Burn'
7. Thou shall hate thou hair when straightened
8. Thou shall sing back up as if it were the most important part
9. Thou shall ask Gerard to not do 'that' in thy direction
10. Thou shall be proud of thy afro



Things To Do In Walmart:
1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in two minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of apple juice on the floor to the restroom.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him or her in an official tone, "I think we have a code 3 in housewares" and see what happens.
5. Put M&M's on layaway.
6. Move "CAUTION-WET FLOOR" signs on carpet areas.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department, tell people you'll only invite them if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and say "Why won't you people leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as mirror as you pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, asks the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around suspisiously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible"
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" using different sized funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through say "PICK ME, PICK ME"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! it's those voices again"
15. Go in the fitting room and yell real loud, "Hey, we're out of toilet paper in here."
16. Joust with the rascals (the little motorized wheel chairs at the entrance)
17. Pillow fight with stuffed animals.
18. Talk to the clerk in the electronics dept, and every 5 minutes or so yell "NO! You are Wrong!"
19. Clip clothing on to customers w/out their knowledge, clip-on ties work great
20. Clip a clip-on tie to yourself on your back and walk in and out of the store and see if anyone notices.
21. Men: take womens clothing and go to the fitting rooms.
22. Take embarrassing items (massive amounts of duesche in mens carts works really well, or self enema kits) and hide them in random people's carts.
23. Get a blue or red vest from a friend that works at walmart and walk around helping customers, moving stuff and talking to other employees.
24. Put a baseball helmet on backwards, a hunting vest, a big stuffed bear under one arm, and a pool cue. Tiptoe in and out of the isles and yell "BANG" while pointing the pool cue at customers and employees, then jump into an isle where they can't see you.
Bonus Points: Commando crawl through the isle doing the same thing, but roll off into other isles and roll away as fast as possible.




Annoying things to do in an elevator:
1. CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in their?"
2. STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open then act as if your embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
5. MEOW occasionally.
6. STARE at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" and back away slowly.
7. SAY Ding at each floor.
8. SAY, "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. MAKE explosion noise when anyone presses a button.
10. STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while,then announce: "I have new socks on"
11. WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"
12. TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. DRAW a square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. WHEN there's only one person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, and pretend it wasn't you.
15. PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, then go back for more.
16. ASK if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
17. HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while let the doors close, and say "Hi Greg, how's your day been?"
18. DROP a pen and wait til someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"
19. BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. PRETEND your a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21. SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22. CALL out "group hug" then enforce it.



MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BIBLE
x. Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
x. Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.
x. The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.
x. Mikey Way counted to infinity.........twice.
x. Frank Iero can divide by zero.
x. The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then it's soaked with tears and blood.
x. Frank Iero once visited The Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
x. Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.
x. Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.
x. A Tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar.
x. Bob Bryar doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.
x. Bob Bryar does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
x. Mikey Way can speak braille.
x. Frank Iero jacks off to Monster Trucks.
x. Jeeves asks Ray Toro.
x. If The Bob Bryar is late, time better slow the fuck down.
x. Geico saved 15% a year by switching to Gerard Way.
x. Ray Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement.
x. Gerard Way has to sort his laundry in to three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
x. The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"
x. Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus.
x. When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
x. Gerard Way doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says "Now."
x. Mikey Way is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.
x. Bob Bryar ate The State Puff Marshmallow Man.
x. Ray Toro didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.
x. When god said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way said, "Say please."




-mikey likes arts and crafts and decorating his home
-franks favorite color is mauve
-frank went through a michael jackson phase
-frank used to be a telemarketer
-frank used to work @ mcdonalds
-gerard used to be a cartboy @ a grocery store
-gerard's bed sheets have spongebob on them
-mikey hates shopping for groceries
-mikeys cat has a myspace
-alicia used to play bass for from first to last
-one time mikey was drunk and bought a tarantula for $30 which he then sold to alicias brother
-headfirst for halos was at first meant as a joke
-tracy phillips, who was helena in the video, also was in call me when ur sober by evanescence
-somewhere there is a pic of frank in a speedo
-gerard can tie a knot in a cherry stem with his tounge
-gerard once went to a band camp to play snare drum but then quit cuz he had to wake up early
-gerard showers with his socks on
-bob is better at guitar hero than ray
-mikey is scared of sharks and large bodies of water, but his favorite movie is jaws
-the weirdest thing frank ever signed for a fan was a spatula
-gerard likes raw clams
-frank likes to do peoples hair
-gerard belives serious world issues can be solved w/ cupcakes
-they can get drunk on coca cola
-the only place that scares gerard is detroit
-gee and mikey used to dress alike when they were younger
-the breakfast monkey is scandinavian
-mikey has the same birthday as sanjaya
-gerard has blue underwear
-gerard wonders why bert doesnt answer his phone
-ray was pac man for halloween once
-frank likes sea cows
-gee likes the princess bride
-frank likes black and white pictures better than color
-when frank was younger he had a pet snake then accidentally dropped it and killed it
-when frank was little, his dad rolled up socks and hit frank with them, cuz it made frank laugh
-gerards favorite actor is johnny depp
-if gerard had a son, he would name him dracula
-gerard cried at the end of click


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